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Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:11/24/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#9 - Well, would it be better if I ate living animals?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on How Do You Find A Vegan? +26
User avatar #24 - mangostormlegend (10/13/2013) [-]
Oysters are sometimes eaten live
#23 - mangostormlegend has deleted their comment.
#16 - What does this have to do with a cup that says cunt?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2013 on University of Northern Texas +1
User avatar #18 - txsslgisbackbitch (10/12/2013) [-]
the title of the content.
#61 - Wow, it's like they are posting pictures in a designated area … 10/12/2013 on Change of plans 0
#12 - Nah, I think Hitler would be too busy getting a pineapple shov…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/11/2013 on YouTube Comments at their best +15
User avatar #105 - popcornisland (10/11/2013) [-]
Still one of my favourite films today
User avatar #71 - bladeguy (10/11/2013) [-]
i used to be handsome, until my brother hit me in the face with a shovel
User avatar #75 - Dwarf (10/11/2013) [-]
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee.
User avatar #25 - tatsuma (10/11/2013) [-]
I get that reference.

I wanna feel special
User avatar #24 - annand (10/11/2013) [-]
Wow! I actually understand this reference!
#20 - The inner environmentalist and treehugger in me is sickened th… 10/11/2013 on California lumberjacks work... +12
#5 - Right, because this would ******* work in the rea… 10/11/2013 on Last resort! 0
#58 - Advertisement ******** .  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on The first time? 0
User avatar #59 - sienimies (10/10/2013) [-]
oh. I'm almost disappointed, i was hoping to see some A-class fuckery.
#18 - I understand the broken English for sake of keeping them like … 10/10/2013 on Poland can into Physics +1
#48 - You are the reason I dislike people upon first glance.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2013 on The first time? 0
#69 - iamnuff (10/10/2013) [-]
epic construction.
User avatar #57 - sienimies (10/10/2013) [-]
Now i got really curious, what did he say?
User avatar #58 - Blargosnarf (10/10/2013) [-]
Advertisement bullshit.
User avatar #59 - sienimies (10/10/2013) [-]
oh. I'm almost disappointed, i was hoping to see some A-class fuckery.
#47 - Broke his arm with a ******* umbrella!? Christ, I… 10/10/2013 on The first time? +3
#15 - I love it when the related pictures on the bottom show a decap…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Choo Choo +5
User avatar #28 - xdeathspawnx (10/10/2013) [-]
god damn, that was a lot worse than I was expecting.
#26 - This message is so laddeled with passive aggressiveness and ma… 10/09/2013 on AriZona's letter to Miley... +1
#26 - It just said she was willingly giving consent to him, you're…  [+] (10 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Double Standards (Links in... +8
User avatar #55 - slone (10/09/2013) [-]
thats why i said tricked dip shit, i dont know if youve ever talked to a thirteen year old girl before, but in my experience theyre pretty naive
#64 - killerofcows (10/09/2013) [-]
tricked ? if you read the post the same way i do it is the girl that wanted to do it to begin with and he only agreed because he thought she was old enough since she lied about her age
User avatar #112 - defeats (10/10/2013) [-]
Actually she said she was told it'd make her cool. This is pier pressure and it's the reason a lot of children do stupid things.
#135 - shadownigga (10/10/2013) [-]
If you read it, she said she wanted to give him oral to make herself seem cool. He denied at first then he said yes because she lied about her age. In the news report, she gave conflicting stories to her parents and the police. She said "I over-exaggerated the story so my parents wouldn't judge me." also, the guys black and there was a 10 woman, 2 man jury how fucked up does that sound?
#119 - zorororonoa (10/10/2013) [-]
What do piers have to do with anything?
#125 - abnormalgames (10/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #122 - defeats (10/10/2013) [-]
Their pressure causes children to do stupid things.

Yeah I noticed that just as I pressed reply, why's there no edit button?!
User avatar #123 - zorororonoa (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was kidding, I knew you meant peers.
#115 - killerofcows (10/10/2013) [-]
good point, I didn't think of it like that, I thought it was herself that wanted to do it as she thinks it would be a cool thing. but I did read the source and now that you point it out it does sound like peer pressure
#49 - slone has deleted their comment.
#5 - What the **** continuity is THIS Joker from!?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Hey GUYS! 0
#40 - poontanglife (10/09/2013) [-]
Thats the main continuity.
User avatar #9 - crazyllamax (10/09/2013) [-]
It's his new look in the New 52, the new "mainstream" continuity.
#6 - Womens Study Major (10/09/2013) [-]
New 52
#130 - By the powers of American freedom, I am EAGLEMAN! 10/09/2013 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
#125 - You can go to plaid! 10/09/2013 on WE'RE FUCKED. 0
#15 - Who the hell uses pounds when measuring mass? It's a measure o…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/09/2013 on Science of the Future 0
User avatar #19 - fistymcbeefpunch (10/09/2013) [-]
Pound mass is used in the rocket equation.
#6 - I d-... I don't get it...  [+] (2 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Genius 0
User avatar #11 - riderdouble (10/09/2013) [-]
Thats because you're the retarded friend.
User avatar #10 - neonnurse (10/09/2013) [-]
The retarded friend thinks that since he needed $100 and his friend gave him $50 that his friend owes him the other half of the $100, got it?
#50 - The best they have right now is a shot that virtually steraliz…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/09/2013 on I can not find a fault in... 0
#66 - madhattergirl (10/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, you know what else is about 10 years effective? The IUD. They jam that in right into your uterus but first that have to shove a gauge inside it to determine how deep your uterus is. Hurts like a fucking bitch. I'm glad I got it because now I know I have a super effective form of birth control for a while. If, as a man, you don't want kids and you could have a shot to the balls to prevent that for 10 years, I don't see what the bitching is about. Women have been doing crazy things to prevent pregnancies for years. Man up and take one for the team.
User avatar #73 - dharkmoswen (10/09/2013) [-]
You DO realize enough pain in the testicles can kill a man, right? There are also a lot more guys sensitive to things like that. ALSO, the risk of infection is a LOT higher in a shot to the nuts than an object in the uterus. Finally, if a female has an allergic reaction, she needs to have it out, no harm, no foul. If a guy has an allergic reaction, that shit is in there, so guess how it's taken care of. Yeah... HE LOSES THEM. That, by the way, is just me playing the devil's advocate. Personally I think if a person doesn't want kids THAT person needs to have some form of contraceptive.
User avatar #109 - hoursofglass (10/09/2013) [-]
yeah, i don't think a small needle to the testes is what they were speaking of when they said it would kill
#93 - playerdous (10/09/2013) [-]
I agree with most of your points the only one is the IUD shes talking about can completely destroy a uterus just like that shot, it can physically rip through everything. Swear to god if I get flagged for this shit.
User avatar #105 - dharkmoswen (10/09/2013) [-]
This is true, I forgot about that. Honestly, a condom is about the only safe contraceptive (besides no sex) for either side. Even bc pills are dangerous (they're the source of my wife's cancer actually.) thumbing you so if you get banned for this, I go with you. Good luck.
#4 - Huh, kicked out of Heaven for one utterly minor swear, laws ar…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Well shit. +2
User avatar #11 - heartlessrobot (10/09/2013) [-]
If it's that bad there's probably a spot in hell next to Beelzebub's sweaty ballsack for me.
#15 - blarny (10/09/2013) [-]
Not with that self entitled attitude. you have not been meeting your quota for orphans devoured lately.
User avatar #13 - necrophyxia (10/09/2013) [-]
Home?
User avatar #5 - Alchemyst (10/08/2013) [-]
Well, he was probably a borderline case.
#9 - Really, that small thump on the head split her eyebrow open? 10/08/2013 on All fun until +6
#41 - BY THE BLOOD OF AKATOSH I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD! THAT'S AN ENTIR…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on The World is quiet here +4
User avatar #42 - tatsuichiyo (10/08/2013) [-]
YOU CAN'T KILL WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs to a giant and gets smacked into space*SSSSPPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
#39 - Lusty Argonian Aid? Is that the sequel? Damn, can't wait to ge…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/08/2013 on The World is quiet here 0
User avatar #40 - tatsuichiyo (10/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, its a super rare copy. Only 15 of them, and I've burned them all. Now no one can say i am wrong. ITS BRILLIANT I TELL YOU, BRIILLLIIIAANNNTTTT!!!!!!!
User avatar #41 - Blargosnarf (10/08/2013) [-]
BY THE BLOOD OF AKATOSH I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD! THAT'S AN ENTIRE SERIES OF LIZARD SMUT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO READ!
User avatar #42 - tatsuichiyo (10/08/2013) [-]
YOU CAN'T KILL WHAT'S ALREADY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Runs to a giant and gets smacked into space*SSSSPPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
#22 - well, a phobia is virtually uncontrollable, guess I fail by default.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Scared Myself 0
#23 - Rikari (10/08/2013) [-]
"You're...forgiven."
#91 - rdibp (10/08/2013) [-]
MFW I have no idea what we're talking about
#20 - Multiple definitions, fear of small children, and/or fear of c…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/08/2013 on Scared Myself 0
User avatar #21 - Rikari (10/08/2013) [-]
oh, long story short...evil time traveling witch, offs all these kids in horrific ways, some even suicide to escape her. A small sprite that looks like an apple saves the souls of these children. now if you buy a doll, you save a soul. The reason they're spooky is a test, only a pure heart could love them.
User avatar #38 - thefishmerchant (10/08/2013) [-]
You have a source for the story? I can't find it anywhere, just where to buy them.
User avatar #95 - Rikari (10/08/2013) [-]
Each one comes with a book. also the old site should still work: www.littleappledolls.com
User avatar #22 - Blargosnarf (10/08/2013) [-]
well, a phobia is virtually uncontrollable, guess I fail by default.
#23 - Rikari (10/08/2013) [-]
"You're...forgiven."
#91 - rdibp (10/08/2013) [-]
MFW I have no idea what we're talking about
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User avatar #11 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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