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Blargosnarf

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:4/28/2015
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#4751
Highest Content Rank:#10503
Highest Comment Rank:#555
Content Thumbs: 131 total,  226 ,  95
Comment Thumbs: 21742 total,  25199 ,  3457
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 75.4% (754/1000)
Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:8
Content Views:5869
Times Content Favorited:32 times
Total Comments Made:5408
FJ Points:20708

latest user's comments

#26 - Technically she's fully naked in the bottom.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/19/2015 on Admin, i gots a concern +1
User avatar #27 - hubahuba (02/20/2015) [-]
...lewd
#3 - What... the **** did you just say?  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2015 on when a black person gets... +17
#8 - meunlu (02/19/2015) [-]
he said he wants some good ol fashioned cola
#10 - electronicbacon (02/19/2015) [-]
What? Why?
#11 - atwfoomn (02/19/2015) [-]
He gonna blow up the truck, it's the only other way!
#12 - electronicbacon (02/19/2015) [-]
I would've just suggested walking around it, but whatever.
User avatar #5 - gagster (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm not an expert in autism, but I think he's trying to imply that her being black givers her some sort of anti-water superpower that could have prevented the collision.
#4 - bokbokbok (02/19/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#36 - I don't know how I feel about this.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Press F to pay respects +6
User avatar #97 - lazaman (02/19/2015) [-]
Feel happy because he got a cool casket.
Feel sad because he needed a casket.
#98 - Keep goin' buddy! Believe in me who believes in you! Any kind … 02/18/2015 on Fat Shaming Wednesday +1
#19 - He... kiiiiiinda is. 02/18/2015 on Beautifully Realistic DBZ Art 0
#23 - Is... is this true? Why hasn't anybody corrected me!? 02/17/2015 on Say The Names Of These Place 0
#121 - If there is not porn of this you are simply wasting my time. 02/17/2015 on *sweating profusely* +2
#5 - There's an entire universe out there, and potentially other un… 02/15/2015 on Tumblr Compilation Part 11... 0
#8 - moonlanding was fake, jet fuel can't melt moon rocks.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Wake up people +35
User avatar #18 - stickmansam (02/15/2015) [-]
ya but the moon rocks were already weak from the meteors.
#30 - goddamnit I walked into that one. 02/14/2015 on Pokemon Showdown +2
#25 - This is my pyro fox. Others may call it weak but I love it greatly.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pokemon Showdown +3
User avatar #29 - echotheambient (02/14/2015) [-]
Is it tri-gendered?
User avatar #30 - Blargosnarf (02/14/2015) [-]
goddamnit I walked into that one.
#6 - Make us Whole 02/14/2015 on Anti-Vacciners Think They... +3
#9 - That's it, thank you. 02/13/2015 on Game of Thrones +1
#7 - The one with the horse, that sounds so familiar, I don't think…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Game of Thrones +1
#8 - slenderwolf (02/13/2015) [-]
"The Road to El Dorado"
User avatar #9 - Blargosnarf (02/13/2015) [-]
That's it, thank you.
#30 - The hell's wrong with it's snout?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2015 on "Let me love you, human!" +7
User avatar #39 - xynorph (02/13/2015) [-]
i dont know, maybe they should... "take a closer look at that snout"
#58 - extrememe (02/13/2015) [-]
User avatar #33 - chevelleguy (02/13/2015) [-]
It was probably injured from a fisherman or something else and was rescued
#63 - autoxx (02/13/2015) [-]
It was probably caused by slamming into shit, it's like the dolphin version of a punch. Dolphins do that all the time.

Not everything is a human's fault.
#12 - want ed 02/13/2015 on Something something rule 34 +8
#9 - "So cats are Feline, dogs are Canine, horses are Equine-&… 02/13/2015 on racism comp 0
#425 - Well **** you too, wisdombranch.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on TerrorAir 0
User avatar #426 - wisdombranch (02/09/2015) [-]
... that's better... I guess.
#84 - From what I've seen, bunnies tend to be as cuddly and well beh…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Random Internet #37 0
User avatar #206 - therealfell (02/09/2015) [-]
small rabbits tend to have the same mental issues as small dogs
like the "small dog syndrome" where they tend to be total dickbags who are not friendly.
very few rabbits are actually cuddly and sweet.
User avatar #104 - brisineo (02/09/2015) [-]
Depends on the breed. The ones bred to be show pets usually are the softer and cuddly kind that just sit there and let you pick up and hold.

They tend to get lonely if you just get one, but they do get rather territorial against each other though if you have more than two, so be weary of that.
#10 - I am very unsettled by that plank of wood... and awaiting the …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Best glory hole +22
User avatar #19 - amata (02/09/2015) [-]
Watch as it turns out to not even be dangerous enough to warrant a Euclid rating.
#423 - Well **** you too, guy.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2015 on TerrorAir 0
User avatar #424 - wisdombranch (02/09/2015) [-]
Sigh, my name is wisdombranch, Blargosnarf.
User avatar #425 - Blargosnarf (02/09/2015) [-]
Well fuck you too, wisdombranch.
User avatar #426 - wisdombranch (02/09/2015) [-]
... that's better... I guess.
#6 - THAT THING'S A GUY!? 02/06/2015 on Big news +4
#11 - Okay, I give up, what the hell is a mix tape, what the hell is…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2015 on AUX cord/Mixtape comp -2
User avatar #15 - killerliquid (02/07/2015) [-]
A mix tape is a tape with mixes of songs
User avatar #14 - cdm (02/07/2015) [-]
An aux cord lets you drop sick beats through a car's stereo system.
#12 - My friend had a teacher that actually hated him, he failed hom… 02/06/2015 on my academic life 0
#12 - You can find the location of a heart by feeling someone's wrist/neck? 02/06/2015 on Human heart +2

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User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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