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#6 - "Do not play over 1 hour" okay, as I play the game t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2014 on How to be a Super Player 0
#10 - devout feminist (06/30/2014) [-]
You can beat it in under 20 minutes easy.
User avatar #12 - Blargosnarf (06/30/2014) [-]
I wasn't talking particularly about Mario 2...
#17 - Fun? Fun!? Buddy, my brother damn near broke our controller …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on For 20 years 0
#18 - RyanTheLeet (06/28/2014) [-]
-Emerald levels were fast paced and high risk. That's what Sonic games are all about.
-Mashing the buttons was not as efficient as Blue Tornado and then using Knuckles
-Sonic games never have a good script but Heroes had an ok one by franchise standards
-You're saying that having a difficulty curve is a bad thing
#15 - Heroes... eh... certainly has it's problems, I don't find myse…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/28/2014 on For 20 years 0
User avatar #16 - RyanTheLeet (06/28/2014) [-]
-Level design was solid, used all three movement types, and had secrets hidden
-Team system allowed more gameplay per level and was better than being stuck with gameplay you might not like for levels at a time like in Adventure 1+2
-Plot was much more complex and interesting
-Bonus levels for Emeralds were fun and were challenging to access

Only real complaint I can think of is how Team Sonic, Dark, and Rose are actually just difficulty settings.
User avatar #17 - Blargosnarf (06/28/2014) [-]
Fun? Fun!? Buddy, my brother damn near broke our controller trying to get that fucking emerald! Later enemies quickly became "mash a button to win", the health bar system did entice you to switch to power type, but the later ones were just retarded, not to mention when you have to smash all the enemies in a room three times in a row, and the enemy rush "boss" levels, dark carnival can suck my nuts. The script was just bad, so cheesy it physically hurt. Early stage level design was good, but quickly devolved into marathon levels with that ONE section at the end that you JUST can't get past, so it drains your lives and have to do it all over again.
#18 - RyanTheLeet (06/28/2014) [-]
-Emerald levels were fast paced and high risk. That's what Sonic games are all about.
-Mashing the buttons was not as efficient as Blue Tornado and then using Knuckles
-Sonic games never have a good script but Heroes had an ok one by franchise standards
-You're saying that having a difficulty curve is a bad thing
#3 - A dolphin can beat the shit out of a great white easily, in fa… 06/28/2014 on Droppin science 0
#65 - Most interventions have gone wrong, yes, but they have more th…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on /pol explains ISIS +7
User avatar #85 - miklthepikl (06/28/2014) [-]
but who would intervene? im pretty sure the USA has kinda had it with the world police thing for at least a decade
User avatar #67 - gibssowas (06/28/2014) [-]
That would probably for the best, but when I consider my country (germany) we won't even intervene when they slaughter every single civilian in this country.
#12 - Ehm, would say I'd tap that, buuut, have been advised to never… 06/28/2014 on good ol' Tumblerino logic +3
#2 - I have a friend in Quebec, Michigan, Ohio and Australia. Could…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on tech 0
User avatar #5 - danster (06/28/2014) [-]
Learn to carrier pigeon.
#34 - The very second US seeks to step foot in the desert again, the…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/27/2014 on /pol explains ISIS +236
#663 - devout feminist (06/28/2014) [-]
It's their fucking religion. There is, in fact, a critical mass of muslims who support alqaeda and isis for the sake of Allah. Their problem as long as they don't try to surpass their "natural" borders (southern Spain). Aside from that: Fuck em. Why should America send a single slingshot to Syria because of that? Why should we (non freaky muslims as a whole, not just the US, I am not 'murican btw) go there and slap those people? We better mind our own internal problems, i.e the mass of potentially retarded people who actually ruin the country by voting for obvious liars and corrupted politicians over and over again, those who will never be troubled by massive north-african immigration because they make €150k a year and live in a private mansion surrounded by bodyguards.
#528 - fragman (06/28/2014) [-]
The people are usually dumb when it comes to that sort of thing.
I say let them.
There are way too many interventions going on every year by the US and European forces. Just let them sort the shit out themselves. Yes it will take a long time and yes many innocent people will die. But it will force the local people to create the change they want.

How long did it take Europe to get rid of shitty oppressing monarchs? Centuries. But it worked. Because the change came from within the people. Marching in and "helping" leads to either colonizing the entire area or see the next dipshit group take control once you leave. No real value added there.
#590 - cabbagemayhem (06/28/2014) [-]
Except now, nuclear weapons and other WMDs are on the table. While they're figuring shit out, we'll have to worry about rogue extremists trying to ruin shit for us.
User avatar #166 - zombiesnipertwo (06/28/2014) [-]
I just wonder, why is always US who have to go and save others?

I don't know much of military and leaderboard of power, hell where I live we don't even have an army and we are mostly neutral, but if shit hit the fan is US who will come and save our asses.
Even the commies should help, they truly need a public image boost, and killing ISIS would make that and prove they are actually a military force apart of having nukes.
User avatar #230 - mrhotwings (06/28/2014) [-]
The US is expected to "save" other countries because we spend so much money on our military. Here's a quote from meganinja about US military spending.

"Because the USA's massive spending is what allows every other country to have such small military spending. The reason there's no major wars going on is because the USA is so involved in everything, and is so much more powerful than any other nation that if two equalled countries were to go to war, the USA would intervene and wreck everybody's shit.

The USA is expected to keep up high defense spending, because they want to protect so many countries. They dedicate themselves to being the head of NATO, defending S.K., Japan, Israel, and many other countries. They need a large standing army because those areas are highly prone to war.

Many of the countries that the USA is in charge of protecting are the world's richest countries. the top Western European countries, Japan, Canada, S.K., Australia, are protected by the USA. That means they don't have to defend themselves as much, which means they spend less on percent of their GDP on military."

Please ask anything else if you're still curious or confused about something.
User avatar #269 - meganinja (06/28/2014) [-]
Wait somebody actually read the things I say?
User avatar #280 - mrhotwings (06/28/2014) [-]
Of course. I favorite that comment you made in case of a moment like this. Thanks by the way.
#77 - ddturn (06/28/2014) [-]
It's called having your cake and eating it too...
User avatar #64 - gibssowas (06/28/2014) [-]
I feel somehow very conflicted about this...
I mean yea probably someone should get down there and kick their asses but considering that this probably just happened because someone wrecked the country before (and I am not trying to bash the USA here).
Maybe we should let them handle it on their own, an intervention in this region most of the time completely backfires.
User avatar #65 - Blargosnarf (06/28/2014) [-]
Most interventions have gone wrong, yes, but they have more than proven they can't handle this terrorist shit on their own. Perhaps if more than one country aided.
User avatar #85 - miklthepikl (06/28/2014) [-]
but who would intervene? im pretty sure the USA has kinda had it with the world police thing for at least a decade
User avatar #67 - gibssowas (06/28/2014) [-]
That would probably for the best, but when I consider my country (germany) we won't even intervene when they slaughter every single civilian in this country.
User avatar #61 - hecatonchires (06/28/2014) [-]
Not this time, isis is too extreme.
#32 - The voices... my god the voices...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Unappreciated Kai +6
#62 - devout feminist (06/28/2014) [-]
The voices in Kai fit the characters more.

You can't honestly tell me that Grandma Freeza sounds more fitting than the one we have now.
#87 - Honestly the worst argument I have heard yet. Way to compare a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2014 on I Forgot +1
#90 - deckbox (06/27/2014) [-]
dude we are just chemicals and electric signals at the end of the day, walking sacks of bacteria and water.
#91 - withstrangeraeons (06/27/2014) [-]
Most romantic valentine's card ever.
#67 - Yeah, I know, was just trying to make a joke XP May b…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on I Forgot 0
User avatar #68 - memeinmycoffee (06/27/2014) [-]
I dig it, I dig it.

Best advice is don't be nervous and don't try to do too much. Most of the stories you'll hear about people ruining their sexual experiences are talking or trying to do something they don't know how to do.

Ask permission, get a condom, then penis goes in vagina, then you thrust eta may vary , then you tell her you're cumming and then you're done.
Better to have a boring first time than a terrible one.
#22 - Throwing items over a fence is irritating.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Minecraft Problems +3
User avatar #23 - thenewgizmobox (06/27/2014) [-]
it's on a corner, just aim up
#65 - Buddy, I think their hymen didn't even break then...  [+] (3 new replies) 06/27/2014 on I Forgot +1
User avatar #66 - memeinmycoffee (06/27/2014) [-]
The hymen has nothing to do with virginity.

But part of it is building up slowly, don't just try to stick it in first time. Foreplay is important and it's probably best to have just foreplay a couple times before actually having sex. This is, of course, only applicable in situations where you can consistently have opportunities with the girl, e.g. dating/relationship.

But also, if you're implying I have a small member then shame on you for assumption and shame on me for caring what people on the internet think
User avatar #67 - Blargosnarf (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know, was just trying to make a joke XP

May be a virgin myself, but after so long on the interwebs, I have a general pretty good idea myself.
User avatar #68 - memeinmycoffee (06/27/2014) [-]
I dig it, I dig it.

Best advice is don't be nervous and don't try to do too much. Most of the stories you'll hear about people ruining their sexual experiences are talking or trying to do something they don't know how to do.

Ask permission, get a condom, then penis goes in vagina, then you thrust eta may vary , then you tell her you're cumming and then you're done.
Better to have a boring first time than a terrible one.
#6 - Sloppy seconds? Christ, can there be a worse way to objectify …  [+] (91 new replies) 06/27/2014 on I Forgot +28
User avatar #79 - landartheconqueror (06/27/2014) [-]
your second point makes me sad. the fact that the most romantic and intimate interaction between two loved ones is put down as "lets do it cuzz we want to" is disturbing
User avatar #69 - lordofpenis (06/27/2014) [-]
except for people who title themselves 'asexual' who have literally no sex hormones produced, e.g. a castrate.
User avatar #19 - enigmaticspirit (06/27/2014) [-]
For me I want to wait until we're married, but even if we do the deed a bit before I want it both to be our first. Just a romantic notion of waiting for true love to make love, you know?
User avatar #13 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
so I guess my point there was, thank you for being intelligent. it's not a common thing here anymore.
User avatar #12 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
yeah I said this a few days ago and was called a cunty feminist who didn't understand science

because a girl who wants to have sex with multiple partners is being a female incorrectly, and a male who fucks every girl he sees is being a male correctly apparently. so that whole double standard is justified- according to most of fj.
when I told my bf that he laughed and said "if you're that much of an animal, you deserve to be bitter and single"
User avatar #48 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
You really hate biology and human nature don't you ?
User avatar #52 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
I hate ignorance, timmy. not biology and mother nature

we're not animals out in the wild. we're humans who have developed our own society
animals out in the wild don't drive trucks and raise other animals for food
humans have grown and become totally different from who our ancestors were

we ALL like sex. because it feels fucking good. some men see that. others are so intimidated by their own issues and downfalls, that they take it out on women.

ya know your love of my little pony, mother nature can't explain that one timmy.
that show isn't for big strong men who actively seek sex daily in life
User avatar #56 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
We are not wild but we are still animals. Yes we have higher brain functions but they can only suppress not remove instincts built into the brain.

"
we ALL like sex. because it feels fucking good. some men (and women) see that. others are so intimidated by their own issues and downfalls, that they take it out on women or men. " - Sure some men and women do that but at the end of the day your instincts are still there. I can't stop my brain from instinctively analyzing every woman between like 18-40 and judging their desirability as a mate anymore then those women can stop producing the pheromones that trigger it.
User avatar #25 - carlonord (06/27/2014) [-]
I don't think that's a double standard that's perpetuated here. From my experience of the site, most people here have a somewhat purist view on relationship. That is to say absolutely no cheating, limiting their number of sexual partners, saving themselves for marriage, etc... And I think this is shared between either gender, because what do we, both men and women, call men who are promiscuous? In most cases it's something of an insult, like calling them a jerk or whatever. Of course this has it's exceptions, mind you everyone I've ever met that I know have had numerous partners has been a pretty shit person, but I wouldn't say that's a complete statistic.
#88 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
I think they have that view and those expectations because that's how they are. They're not virgins by choice and have been turned down by the hot girls who have plenty of options of who to date/sleep with. So they want a boring, plain, never-seen-a-dick-before-girl.
User avatar #28 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
mind you, this link I posted
it's on content where guys were crying about double standards they face.
#150 - carlonord (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm gunna have to give you points for actually having some proof to show me. I'm pretty surprised that some people here think as such. Though I'm pretty sure part of the rage you brought down was cause you mentioned feminism.

Anyway, the content was fine, albeit kind of a null point as if the girl you're with doesn't take care of herself she's not that great. Besides that, it's pretty stupid to say that it's ok for one side to do things if the other can't, although exceptions such as breastfeeding children should be best left to women I think...

I'm gunna through my own opinion in on the topic as well, which is that I dislike the idea of having numerous partners or one-night-stands. I love romance and the thought of building a loving relationship rather than having sex because I feel like it is without a doubt one of the most beautiful things in the world, to me. Of course I won't shove this onto others and if that's the way they'd like to live then feel friggin free, I just don't like it, to the point that I feel less attracted to promiscuous girls. By that I mean anyone that's had a number of different partners, like 3 or more. And no, I don't even own a damn fedora, I can have preferences and opinions too.

This doesn't mean that I support slut shaming by any means, because as I said, it's your choice. Does it make you a sex object? In some cases I've seen girls gain popularity solely because they'll suck anybody off, so I'd say it certainly has the possibility. And it's that kind of behavior that should be discouraged, cause it's fucking disgusting.

Lemme get back on track here though. The double standard surrounding sex between genders is bullshit, the guys who say it's ok for guys but not for girls are stupid. It's not like it affects you, if you want a girl that hasn't done it much or with many people, find one. Let the people who aren't like that be that way.

Have a GIF because I ranted a bit and GIFs are cool.
User avatar #152 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
and thank you for looking at it from all angles, rather than arguing that you know all and blahblahblah
User avatar #166 - carlonord (06/28/2014) [-]
I'd be pretty stupid to say that I know all, I'm too young.

As for your conversation with Timmy the Wanker, he does make a few points which aren't stupid Some of his arguments are more of social construsts rather than actual biological imprints, but I'm no expert , however the majority of his argument revolves around the idea that biological impulses cannot be overridden and are inherent to either gender, which is a steaming pile of galactic bullshit.

That'd mean that every time a man gets a boner, he immediately turns into a sexual animal that cannot rest until he's released. Idk what's up with him, but I'm pretty sure I've got the willpower to say no to the first drunken sorority girl that splits her legs open.

Anyway there's no point for me to address the whole damn thing, since you already know it. I'd like to say one thing, comments like this;

oh my fucking god
you are a moron
moron
moron
moron
this whole discussion is whether or not it's ok to judge a woman for having multiple sex partners
holy motherfucking shit


DO NOT help you get your point across, needlessly name calling is just immature.
User avatar #151 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
I know it had to do with the feminism comment
but forreal, every issue in life is now blamed on feminists
it's irritating as fuck

and I know. my whole point was that double standards are everywhere. everyone faces them. but as you can see in my discussion with timmywankenobi below, many people are extremely misinformed in terms of women and their sexuality.
User avatar #158 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
I did not blame feminism I blamed evolutionary biology.
User avatar #160 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
uh.. I never said you did
I said all issues in men's lives is somehow now blamed on feminism
User avatar #163 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
" as you can see in my discussion with timmywankenobi below, many people are extremely misinformed in terms of women and their sexuality. " - This is called implication by association.
#8 - haeckal (06/27/2014) [-]
Most men want both sex and loyalty from women. Ideally, they want their woman to be enthusiastic about having sex with them, but unattainable to anyone else. You can blame God and/or Nature for that, but it's true and it's not gonna change.

Men - especially horny and inexperienced men - will be happy to have sex with a girl who's slept with a lot of guys. But in doing so, they will see it as "using" the girl for a release. Men don't want to invest lots of emotional resources in a woman who is promiscuous, because they don't want to her to cheat or leave for another man.

Women with a sordid past really are more likely to cheat, get pregnant, and are more likely to have STDs as well. Even if most men don't spell it out, they instinctively know it and value "experienced" women less - and terrible as it is, it's rational to do so.

TL;DR: Girls who act like a sex object end up being treated like one whether they like it or not. We do a disservice to girls by pretending that their number of sexual partners won't have any negative impact on their relationships.
#100 - withstrangeraeons (06/27/2014) [-]
I don't see why all of those factors wouldn't apply to a guy, though. A man who's had multiple partners would also seem more likely to have diseases, and a higher likelihood of being unfaithful. Yet for some reason there's no premium on male virgins.
Wouldn't women rationally want virgins too?

By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
User avatar #167 - haeckal (06/28/2014) [-]
These things DO apply to men, up to a point. I'd never want my daughter to be in a relationship with a guy who's been with 20+ women. He probably won't be faithful, might have an STD, etc.

But in practice, promiscuous men have better prospects than promiscuous women for one simple reason: it is relatively difficult for a man to convince many different women to have sex with him. It is relatively easy for a woman to convince many different men to have sex with her. Promiscuous men are viewed as having overcome difficult obstacles, while promiscuous women are viewed as taking the path of least resistance. Women will look with suspicion and distaste at a man who is a "player," because they rightly think he is more likely to be unfaithful or abandon her. But they still end up chasing after these men and sleeping with them because most woman prefer successful, charismatic men. Men who are respectful but fail to succeed with women get very little female attention because they are assumed to be inadequate. Better a "player" than a "loser."

TL;DR: Promiscuous men are also bad prospects for a serious relationship, but in practice women are more forgiving of a man's caddishness because it shows that he is successful and desired by many women. Men won't commit to promiscuous women because they don't see anything positive about it and only see the negatives.
#82 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
but it doesn't matter how many sex partners a guy has, I'm supposed to not care. And that's what's fucked up.
User avatar #103 - xxiixx (06/27/2014) [-]
Care if you care. Male or female you are entitled to your opinions and morals. If it matters to you how many sexual partners a guy has then that's fine, if not then it doesn't.
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User avatar #15 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
how so? is it fair to say that a man who had many sex partners in his teen years and into his 20s, will cheat and be a bad husband in his 30s and on?

it's a fucked up double standard, women and men both like sex. both should be allowed to without being judged. sadly women are judged a hell of a lot more than men
User avatar #49 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
Listen Mother Nature has never given a single fuck about being fair and she's not about to start now.
#83 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
oh my god, you post how life is so unfair for guys ALL the time. When it's unfair for women all you can do is shrug? you're a fucking hypocrite.
User avatar #98 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
I complain about social constructs being unfair to men not biological constructs there's a big difference.
User avatar #114 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
maybe this is a social issue and you're just too bigoted to see that
different cultures around the world celebrate sex differently than us

and you just complain about shit for the sake of complaining.
you think women have life so fucking easy, even though you've never lived as one
nor have you probably even talked to many, because you're so misled
User avatar #125 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
Different cultures are more or less open to sex by the way sexuality,mating preference and instinct's work are the same. It's not a social issue with biological components. It is a biological issue with secondary social components. The biological part creates the social part as an side effect. Social aspects can be changed by biological ones almost never change in any noticeable way.
User avatar #51 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
we're not talking mother nature
we're talking society timmy
and if you're going to be that way
I'm gonna just go out there and say, well, why isn't it fair to call all men grunting, sex driven, emotionless, pigs?
oh yeah. because it's untrue, thanks to evolution and the fact that people can think for themselves

only some pieces of shit like you can't get past your basic animal thoughts long enough to see that all humans are the same. nobody is worth more ore less based on what's between their legs, and most of us love sex.
#55 - pancaker (06/27/2014) [-]
Next time try some old fashion good vagina sex instead of anal.....
User avatar #57 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
that doesn't even make sense lol
what kind of weak insult is that
User avatar #54 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
See What I mean by mother nature is instincts and biological drives - These cannot be controlled only suppressed a little by higher brain function. "why isn't it fair to call all men grunting, sex driven, emotionless, pigs? " Well mostly because it's completely false but also because it's blatantly sexist for the sake of being sexist and not as a side effect . See you can't control all thoughts or feelings or instincts. So when you are with a girl who has been around with more then like 10 partners your brain instinctively tells you not to expect any loyalty from her and not to get emotionally invested in her because she is quite likely to hurt you because any one who likes to sleep around that much will probably not be content with being with just you for long. As such she is not a desirable candidate for a mother to help carry on your legacy. It's simple evolutionary instinct. I Imagine women have a similar instinct when they find out the man they are with has had like 15 partners.
#86 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
this is what fables meant by "emotionless". She's had 10 sexual partners so automatically you assume she's a slut. So you choose to just sleep with her and move on to the next girl, adding to her list of partners and using her. Also guys are pigs, they act like they can only think with one head at a time and act like sex is the end all be all of everything in life. If you don't put out you're a prude, if you do you're a slut. Wear a low cut shirt and now you should consider it a COMPLIMENT that guys are hooting and hollering and trying to touch you without permission.
User avatar #95 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
I never once called Fables any derogatory term nor am I judging her.
"they act like they can only think with one head at a time "- Actually this is kinda true see when men get sexually aroused like really aroused hormones and chemicals flood the brain and these hormones actually interfere and block higher brain function like a traffic jam on a highway. So in a sense yes men can only think with one "head" at a time. If men are hooting at you or yelling about how they sexually desire you you should feel flattered. Men "need" sex or at least sexual release to function properly and Men's brains are programed to sub consciously seek sex partners out at all times. Female brains are programed simply to pick the best male of the group that shows up to court her. See Male and Female Brains are evolutionarily programmed to have different priorities.
User avatar #113 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
thank you for reminding me why I chose to be with a man who's older than me

because he's mature and understands life. and he's not a sex driven pig.
and he's respectful. unlike the children on this stupid fucking site.
User avatar #112 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
god damn you must have been sheltered as a child

you don't know a damn thing you're talking about
and yeah. anon is right. us females should all be so damn flattered that men like you (NOTE NOT ALL MEN, before I'm labeled a feminazi cunt!) can't control their urges. thank god for that.
so next time I'm out and a guy cat calls me, I'll let him fuck me right then and there. because it's a compliment. not in anyway harassment. it's a nice thing that man is doing. thanks for clearing that up mr timmy
User avatar #126 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
"us females should all be so damn flattered that men like you (NOTE NOT ALL MEN, before I'm labeled a feminazi cunt!) can't control their urges. thank god for that.
so next time I'm out and a guy cat calls me, I'll let him fuck me right then and there. because it's a compliment. not in anyway harassment"- I said it's meant as a compliment and should be taken as one but you are free to take it as harassment. for instance there is a black women down the street from me and she is like 9 or 10 years older then me and she has yell things like " em'mm you have a nice ass for a white boy " . Now I could have taken that as harassment but instead I took it as a compliment and said "Thank you it is pretty nice ". I can control myself pretty well but no one is perfect and seeing as your female with entirely different brain chemistry and hormones you have never walked in my shoes so you're in no position to judge me.

PS. If you fuck every guy that compliments you ,I think you might have some serious nymphomania or daddy issues.
User avatar #127 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
I can control myself pretty well but no one is perfect and seeing as your female with entirely different brain chemistry and hormones you have never walked in my shoes so you're in no position to judge me.


EXFUCKINGACTLY
User avatar #128 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
Okay I never judged you at all.
User avatar #130 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
you're not a female
you don't know what women go through
how they think
what they feel
you just go by "scientific studies"
you don't see life for what it really is
User avatar #131 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
That's why I use qualifiers like "most,in general, on average" You can't do science on a individual level there are too many people so you use averages and statistics.
User avatar #135 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
lol
if you ever wonder why you're single
don't. this is why.
and maybe that black woman was making a joke.
you did say you're overweight.
UNLESS
you're making shit up to one up me.
I think that's the real problem
User avatar #136 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
I am a little overweight like 29.5 pounds.
User avatar #129 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
oh my fucking god
you are a moron
moron
moron
moron
this whole discussion is whether or not it's ok to judge a woman for having multiple sex partners
holy motherfucking shit
User avatar #132 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
And I explained that it is not a question of okay because human brains have evolved judge everything on a instinctual level so women are naturally and instinctively going to be judged for having multiple sex partners and since women have the wombs and get to decide when sex happens and with who not men a woman with many partners will have it held against her, but a man will be held up because he was able to convince or seduce many women to open their legs for him.That's How It Works. Is in nice to women ? no has it been necessary for the survival of the species until the last 50 years Yes absolutely. The only way to change the dynamic is for every woman to let men (say the girls father) decide when sex happens then it will be held against her father(a man) if she has many partners. With the great power that is the vagina and womb which brings new life into the world comes great responsibility.
User avatar #164 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm done with your dumbass
just done. you are ignorant and feel you're a victim of those big mean evil women
you don't know what you're talking about
cry about life being unfair for you
but when it comes to women, don't give a flying fuck about their problems
you blame it on evolutionary biology blah blah fucking blah

try to remember that women are people, too. they can think for themselves just like men
SHOCKING I KNOW!!
but yeah. good luck in life you stupid motherfucker.
User avatar #165 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
I care about everyone as people and as such I think too highly of women to pamper and bullshit everything and make a million laws to make them feel good and safe and the whole world revolves around their feelings At the expense of men's lives. That is not equality and it is not right. All it does is turn women in to giant spoiled dramatic irresponsible babies.Not strong women who can stand as equals with men. The moment women have equal responsibilities and obligations to men then we'll be equals .
User avatar #162 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
oh
it's super rare
because you know all
now you're lying out your ass.
User avatar #159 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
a man can lie about being impotent. I've heard of it before
-if he doesn't want to use a condom, he can say he's shooting blanks.
it's that simple.
also, a man can always wear a condom. he's in control of his future too.
he can decide whether or not he wants a child.
User avatar #161 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
A man lying about being impotent is super rare a woman lying about birth control is far more common. Condoms break and can be sabotaged. A man cannot force a woman to get an abortion once she is pregnant all the choices are her's. Again this has no bearing on my points at all it is a weak attempt to avoid answering my points at all because you cannot because you know you are wrong.
User avatar #149 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
once again you speak with no knowledge of life
as I've told you in the past, many men up and leave
start new families
and don't bother to send child support
and nothing happens.
AND I never said forced
I said most couples make a mutual decision to use protection or have a child.
and you're telling a damn woman that it's false that women think about sex as often as men?
dude women think about sex ALL THE FUCKING TIME
girls are horny as fuck
often. as I said. I know.
because women talk just as much as men.
User avatar #154 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
Not sending child support is a crime ,you will be prosecuted.
"I said most couples make a mutual decision to use protection"- Except a woman can lie about taking birth control a man can't really lie about wearing a condom. Again the bottom lines is it is the woman who decides when she will get pregnant and when a child will be born and who the father will be Women have the power of the decider so they get the responsibility as well. Woman make men work for sex men don't make women work for sex because they want it more. Survey's have found male participants admitted to thinking about sex 10-12 times more often the the female participants. women have all the reproductive rights so more rights more responsibility. Even male rape victims have to pay female rapists child support if they get pregnant and decide to keep the baby.
User avatar #146 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
and birth control is something they go on when they and their partner are not ready for a child
and a lot of men are known for pushing their girlfriends into having abortions
there are a lot of men who up and leave when they want nothing to do with their child
User avatar #147 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
"birth control is something they go on when they and their partner are not ready for a child
and a lot of men are known for pushing their girlfriends into having abortions
there are a lot of men who up and leave when they want nothing to do with their child "
Bullshit, the man cannot force the woman to use birth control or force her to get pregnant. A man can request the woman get an abortion but he cannot force her and she can force him to pay child support if she decides to keep it. If a man is named the father he cannot leave without paying child support and or alimony if he does he will be caught and put in prison.
User avatar #145 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to change the issue lmao
dude. there you go speaking for women again
a lot of women do have very high sex drives.
I know for a fact. women talk, too.
the only reason most don't want sex is
either because they're not being satisfied in bed
or because they are genuinely going through something
dude women think about sex just as much as men
User avatar #148 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
"women think about sex just as much as men "-FALSE

Science has proven men think about sex on average 10x more then women.
User avatar #138 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
and ignorant
because women don't decide when sex happens
people decide mutually
jesus christ
User avatar #144 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
"women don't decide when the baby comes " -Birth control and abortions say otherwise.
User avatar #143 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
"lot of women have higher sex drives than others "-False it's some not a lot. And even those women have lower libido then the average man since it is testosterone in both men and women that raises and lowers libido and as anyone will tell you men have a lot more testosterone. But I digress this has no bearing on my previous post and you are just trying to change the issue because you know you are wrong.
User avatar #142 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
AND timmywankenobi
it takes both a man and a woman to make a child
it's not just the woman's decision
a lot of times, pregnancies aren't even planned
in fact, most aren't. not that they are unwanted, but they're a surprise.
and women don't decide when the baby comes
like she can just hold it up inside her and decide when she's ready to deliver
you sound so damn ignorant
holy shit
User avatar #141 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
timmywankenobi that is such a stereotype
not all women are like that
JUST like women, some men aren't as sexual as others
there's a dude here who claims he's asexual lmao
and a lot of women have higher sex drives than others
AND men do have issues that cause them to not want sex, either
stress at work
being tired
being sick
death of friends, family members.
yeah. it's not just women.
it's called being human you dumb motherfucker.
User avatar #139 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
"women don't decide when sex happens people decide mutually"- Not really how often do men say "not now I have a headache" or "I have to get up early " or " I don't feel like it " ??? not very often hmm. But most important who decides if and when a baby will be born ? not the men is it ? Women are the gatekeepers of heterosexual intercourse and the passing on of genes to another generation.
User avatar #137 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
sexist motherfucking pig
User avatar #133 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
LMAO OMG
AHAHAHA
#102 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
Yea I'm so flattered that a stranger wants to fuck me and never call me again. I'm more than just a "nice rack".
User avatar #107 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
yes you're a troll with a nice rack.
User avatar #77 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
my bf was married before me
and had 8 gf's after getting divorced
and god knows who else before getting married
but I didn't reject him because of it. I gave him a chance
and he turned out to be the most loyal, incredible man I've ever known.
so yeah. you're really being naive and judgmental.
and you're clearly a virgin who doesn't understand sex or women.
User avatar #78 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
maybe women have different instincts or maybe my instincts are stronger ? It's not a choice I make my brain does in automatically, but that doesn't mean I can't suppress it to a point.
User avatar #80 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
clearly you can't suppress anything.
as I said
my bf has seen your comments and a lot of comments here, and he thinks it's ridiculous. you act like an animal who has no control over himself.
I trust the judgment of a man who is much older and much wiser
to that of a boy who hasn't had sex and obviously doesn't get out enough to know how women really are
you're clearly bitter about something. but you really shouldn't speak on topics you know nothing about.
User avatar #101 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
Let me ask you a question about female instincts, Do you find a Man that many women want to be with and have been with more or less desirable ? Deep down don't you think that he is a might be a good candidate for a mate because so many other women want him ? It's the same instinct that causes so many women to pursue married men and see them as more desirable then a single man. Because deep down they think if another woman wanted to marry him he must be good mate material.

PS. I am not trying to offend you I'm just talking science, and I admit I am excluding social biases from my analysis but that doesn't mean they don't exist. I am simply explaining that the male hierarchy construct has more to do with evolution/biological factors then social factors, which have resulted as a side effect of the biological evolution of humanity .
User avatar #111 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
you're not talking science, you're talking fucking bullshit
and you're making women all sound like home wrecking whores.
a man doesn't seem anymore attractive because of him having more sexual partners.
what attracts women to men is their personality, whether they're mature, intelligent, funny ALWAYS is attractive. man you've got women all fucking wrong lmao
the only females that chase after men who are married, are girls. not women.

stop using science and try actually sticking around people. that'll get you further than what you're reading blogs and shit.
User avatar #124 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
I use science and statistics and they say "most" women (not all) like married men who are rich/respected and handsome and have a full head of hair and are in good shape. Scientific tests have shown repeatedly most women find a man wearing a wedding ring more appealing then one who is not. Women are biologically driven towards a man who can provide and protect them and that's a fact. " personality, whether they're mature, intelligent, funny"- these are secondary qualities that are not apparent on first impression which is very important to a woman instinctively .
#109 - pancaker (06/27/2014) [-]
[spoiler] [spoiler] wat? [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
User avatar #110 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
Science.
#39 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
You're forgetting something, comment #8 was trying to explain some of the biology behind why women are looked down on for having multiple partners, not whether or not it is fair.

Sometimes the world is just built from the ground up to be unfair.
User avatar #16 - nuclearkitteh (06/27/2014) [-]
Buddy I'm talking about timmity, not this whole debate.
User avatar #17 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
ok but really, he said exactly what haeckal is being
maybe not in the right words... but he was being a bit of a dick.
User avatar #20 - nuclearkitteh (06/27/2014) [-]
Ehhh. I can see where he's coming from. Personally, I don't mind a girl with some experience, but I'm not dating the town bicycle.
User avatar #21 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
of course, that's common sense. and it's not a bad thing to be picky.
but outwardly judging and shaming someone based on their number of sexual partners, simply because on their gender, isn't cool.
User avatar #22 - nuclearkitteh (06/27/2014) [-]
No shit Sherlocke.
User avatar #140 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
You misspelled "Sherlock" Columbo.
User avatar #153 - nuclearkitteh (06/28/2014) [-]
I've seen it spelled both ways. I like that one better.
User avatar #155 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
It's a Proper noun and a persons name you can't just spell it anyway you want. "Nucularkitten"
User avatar #156 - nuclearkitteh (06/28/2014) [-]
Maybe you didn't read it. I don't know if it was a messed up copy or what, but I've seen it spelled like that.
User avatar #157 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
it was a messed up copy of one of the Sherlock Holmes books then.
User avatar #7 - onederman (06/27/2014) [-]
I've said that opinion out loud before and I was, in all honesty, got slapped, called a pig, called a pervert, a girl that I had a crush on heard about it and stopped talking to me, and someone took what I said to mean that I endorsed rape and thought that I was a rapist.
#1 - Never understood the obsession with virgins, if the person I'm…  [+] (130 new replies) 06/27/2014 on I Forgot +172
#106 - kaboomz (06/27/2014) [-]
not to me
#85 - deckbox (06/27/2014) [-]
Hmm, Do you want a nice cold beer ? or a drink that has had 8 penises in it
User avatar #87 - Blargosnarf (06/27/2014) [-]
Honestly the worst argument I have heard yet. Way to compare an experience with a sentient human life with that of bottled chemicals. The vagina, like most every human organ, self cleans, and any self respecting girl would clean it averagely! But sure, stick to your childish homophobic tendencies of "oh no! Someone already had their penis in or around this thing! Ooooohhhh I'm gonna catch man cooties!"
#90 - deckbox (06/27/2014) [-]
dude we are just chemicals and electric signals at the end of the day, walking sacks of bacteria and water.
#91 - withstrangeraeons (06/27/2014) [-]
Most romantic valentine's card ever.
#73 - evanxzile (06/27/2014) [-]
Some men crave virgins because they are descendants of ancient evil gods.


I don't get it either.
#92 - withstrangeraeons (06/27/2014) [-]
While I don't think that's what it is, I do enjoy that explanation.
User avatar #64 - memeinmycoffee (06/27/2014) [-]
Personally, I like taking virginities because I know that I'm a rational and safe person for someone to learn about sex with and experience stuff like that for the first time. I don't seek out virgins, but I like to know that their first complete sexual experience is going to be of some quality.

Had sex with 2 virgins and neither of them bled or were in pain. It's all about being ready to have sex, don't try to do everything at once.
#93 - withstrangeraeons (06/27/2014) [-]
That's actually quite considerate of you.
User avatar #116 - memeinmycoffee (06/27/2014) [-]
Well thank you, I try to be. Especially when it comes to bangin' chicks, broooo
User avatar #65 - Blargosnarf (06/27/2014) [-]
Buddy, I think their hymen didn't even break then...
User avatar #66 - memeinmycoffee (06/27/2014) [-]
The hymen has nothing to do with virginity.

But part of it is building up slowly, don't just try to stick it in first time. Foreplay is important and it's probably best to have just foreplay a couple times before actually having sex. This is, of course, only applicable in situations where you can consistently have opportunities with the girl, e.g. dating/relationship.

But also, if you're implying I have a small member then shame on you for assumption and shame on me for caring what people on the internet think
User avatar #67 - Blargosnarf (06/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know, was just trying to make a joke XP

May be a virgin myself, but after so long on the interwebs, I have a general pretty good idea myself.
User avatar #68 - memeinmycoffee (06/27/2014) [-]
I dig it, I dig it.

Best advice is don't be nervous and don't try to do too much. Most of the stories you'll hear about people ruining their sexual experiences are talking or trying to do something they don't know how to do.

Ask permission, get a condom, then penis goes in vagina, then you thrust eta may vary , then you tell her you're cumming and then you're done.
Better to have a boring first time than a terrible one.
User avatar #60 - MrJakkadakka (06/27/2014) [-]
Well sir, it seems we watch very different porn
User avatar #38 - kimilsung (06/27/2014) [-]
Her screams only fueled my erection .jpg
User avatar #37 - hockeykicksass (06/27/2014) [-]
its like get to say "first" on something, except in real life
User avatar #35 - biscuitsunited (06/27/2014) [-]
Well, would you rather a fresh ice cold glass bottle of coke or a opened one that's had 7 penises in it?
User avatar #42 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
it's always nice, having your vagina compared to a bottle of chemicals.

it's not a woman's fault that you can't get over childish fears. vaginas clean themselves.
and so does soap. a bottle of coke does not.
#72 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
Oh fuck off you whore stop trying to rationalise your own disgusting ways
User avatar #74 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm 23 and have been with the same guy for 4 years
and nobody else before him

I'm not trying to rationalize my own ways
thanks for your input though, anon
#97 - withstrangeraeons (06/27/2014) [-]
But used vaginas are the worst!
You have no way of knowing if they've been stolen, and the gas mileage is usually terrible. Guaranteed any price savings will be wasted in a couple years by taking it in to the mechanic to replace the fallopian tubes or fix the weird sound the cervix was making.
#76 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
Eurgh don't thank me with that dirty used vagina
User avatar #45 - biscuitsunited (06/27/2014) [-]
(I'm quoting the Cleveland show, I don't really care myself)
User avatar #46 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
ok, I apologize, then

just kinda frustrated with all the comments saying pretty much the same thing lol
User avatar #47 - biscuitsunited (06/27/2014) [-]
I getcha,
User avatar #34 - thegrayfox (06/27/2014) [-]
It actually has roots in evolutionary biology.

If a woman has slept with multiple partners, it tells the man that there is a chance that the offspring she will carry one day, might not be his.

While there are guys out there who don't care about these things, most men can't turn this instinct off. We want to spread OUR seed, not spend our lives taking care of someone's leftovers (yes, that is a very cruel way to talk about a child, but it is reality).

It's all about evolution. Why is it that a guy who fucks a lot of women is seen as a king? Because in the eyes of Mother Nature, he is WINNING at The Game. If we ignore contraceptives, from nature's point of view, he is "spreading" his seed everywhere.

Also... If a woman has fucked 10 guys and you're No. 11. She's just gonna compare you to the ones before you, and you'll never be as special as No.1
This has to do with a man's ego. While there are "Buddhist monks" out there who can dismiss their ego at will, most people can't.

It's an uneasy feeling, knowing that you'll never be able to satisfy the person you like/love, in one of the most pleasurable activities the human body can experience, the other one being food.

I understand that you think "sloppy seconds" is objectifying women, but it is what it is.
STD's and infidelity are also a factor.
#32 - krhans (06/27/2014) [-]
Pretty simple: would you rather have a used dildo/fleshlight, or a brand new one?
User avatar #31 - Gandalfthewhite (06/27/2014) [-]
1. fresh and new 2. no her comparing you to over experiences
User avatar #29 - earloflemondgrab (06/27/2014) [-]
Also, its kind of messy.
#23 - ThekidsTEN (06/27/2014) [-]
eh.... to each his own
User avatar #18 - infinitereaper (06/27/2014) [-]
Well some dudes are also virgins, so it's a bit uncomfortable to know you are with someone and have no experience, and you have no idea how your dick stacks up to the others, and it also means you probably weren't her first choice to begin with.

Still, I don't really mind that much personally, but if a girl tells me she is a virgin and she really isn't, I'm being lied to, and I don't need dishonesty in a relationship.
#94 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
Can't we agree that losing your virginity is awkward whether you are with another virgin or an experienced person? If we can do that, then no one has to put up a farce about what the "condition" of their sexy bits is. O no some dude was in her first. She has washed since then its not like you are touching his jizz. O no hes comparing my pussy to some other chicks pussy. He's probably just contemplating your bobbing nipples. You people should focus less on how everyone compares, but on your own performance and pleasure. sexy stoner jasmine is sexy
#81 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
like girl virgins don't have stress...
Am I giving it to the wrong person?
What if I'm not ready?
What if all his other experienced girls looked better
ect ect.
User avatar #5 - haeckal (06/27/2014) [-]
It's not so much that guys want their girl to feel pain during sex (although the idea that she wants you so much she's willing to put up with a little pain can be a turn on for some), but that they want to be her first. For romantics, it's meaningful to be that one special man she chose above all else. And even if you're not a romantic, most men don't want to feel like they are getting another man's sloppy seconds. The more men she's been with in the past, the more guys feel like they're just renting a used vagina for the night.
#84 - butakun (06/27/2014) [-]
Is that really true? Do guys who do it with experienced women really feel like it's "sloppy seconds?" I mean if the other dude literally just finished, sure, but if it's just that she had another sexual relationship at some point in the past?
User avatar #6 - Blargosnarf (06/27/2014) [-]
Sloppy seconds? Christ, can there be a worse way to objectify women? "Oh no, someone stuck their penis into this girls self cleaning and manually cleaned meat slot!" 'S like saying your dick is useless because you've ejaculated before in your life! And really, can't sex be used as social interaction, not just purely heated romantic interaction? Who likes sex, everyone, who wants to have sex, everyone, do you have to love this person to have sex with them, no.
User avatar #79 - landartheconqueror (06/27/2014) [-]
your second point makes me sad. the fact that the most romantic and intimate interaction between two loved ones is put down as "lets do it cuzz we want to" is disturbing
User avatar #69 - lordofpenis (06/27/2014) [-]
except for people who title themselves 'asexual' who have literally no sex hormones produced, e.g. a castrate.
User avatar #19 - enigmaticspirit (06/27/2014) [-]
For me I want to wait until we're married, but even if we do the deed a bit before I want it both to be our first. Just a romantic notion of waiting for true love to make love, you know?
User avatar #13 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
so I guess my point there was, thank you for being intelligent. it's not a common thing here anymore.
User avatar #12 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
yeah I said this a few days ago and was called a cunty feminist who didn't understand science

because a girl who wants to have sex with multiple partners is being a female incorrectly, and a male who fucks every girl he sees is being a male correctly apparently. so that whole double standard is justified- according to most of fj.
when I told my bf that he laughed and said "if you're that much of an animal, you deserve to be bitter and single"
User avatar #48 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
You really hate biology and human nature don't you ?
User avatar #52 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
I hate ignorance, timmy. not biology and mother nature

we're not animals out in the wild. we're humans who have developed our own society
animals out in the wild don't drive trucks and raise other animals for food
humans have grown and become totally different from who our ancestors were

we ALL like sex. because it feels fucking good. some men see that. others are so intimidated by their own issues and downfalls, that they take it out on women.

ya know your love of my little pony, mother nature can't explain that one timmy.
that show isn't for big strong men who actively seek sex daily in life
User avatar #56 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
We are not wild but we are still animals. Yes we have higher brain functions but they can only suppress not remove instincts built into the brain.

"
we ALL like sex. because it feels fucking good. some men (and women) see that. others are so intimidated by their own issues and downfalls, that they take it out on women or men. " - Sure some men and women do that but at the end of the day your instincts are still there. I can't stop my brain from instinctively analyzing every woman between like 18-40 and judging their desirability as a mate anymore then those women can stop producing the pheromones that trigger it.
User avatar #25 - carlonord (06/27/2014) [-]
I don't think that's a double standard that's perpetuated here. From my experience of the site, most people here have a somewhat purist view on relationship. That is to say absolutely no cheating, limiting their number of sexual partners, saving themselves for marriage, etc... And I think this is shared between either gender, because what do we, both men and women, call men who are promiscuous? In most cases it's something of an insult, like calling them a jerk or whatever. Of course this has it's exceptions, mind you everyone I've ever met that I know have had numerous partners has been a pretty shit person, but I wouldn't say that's a complete statistic.
#88 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
I think they have that view and those expectations because that's how they are. They're not virgins by choice and have been turned down by the hot girls who have plenty of options of who to date/sleep with. So they want a boring, plain, never-seen-a-dick-before-girl.
User avatar #28 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
mind you, this link I posted
it's on content where guys were crying about double standards they face.
#150 - carlonord (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm gunna have to give you points for actually having some proof to show me. I'm pretty surprised that some people here think as such. Though I'm pretty sure part of the rage you brought down was cause you mentioned feminism.

Anyway, the content was fine, albeit kind of a null point as if the girl you're with doesn't take care of herself she's not that great. Besides that, it's pretty stupid to say that it's ok for one side to do things if the other can't, although exceptions such as breastfeeding children should be best left to women I think...

I'm gunna through my own opinion in on the topic as well, which is that I dislike the idea of having numerous partners or one-night-stands. I love romance and the thought of building a loving relationship rather than having sex because I feel like it is without a doubt one of the most beautiful things in the world, to me. Of course I won't shove this onto others and if that's the way they'd like to live then feel friggin free, I just don't like it, to the point that I feel less attracted to promiscuous girls. By that I mean anyone that's had a number of different partners, like 3 or more. And no, I don't even own a damn fedora, I can have preferences and opinions too.

This doesn't mean that I support slut shaming by any means, because as I said, it's your choice. Does it make you a sex object? In some cases I've seen girls gain popularity solely because they'll suck anybody off, so I'd say it certainly has the possibility. And it's that kind of behavior that should be discouraged, cause it's fucking disgusting.

Lemme get back on track here though. The double standard surrounding sex between genders is bullshit, the guys who say it's ok for guys but not for girls are stupid. It's not like it affects you, if you want a girl that hasn't done it much or with many people, find one. Let the people who aren't like that be that way.

Have a GIF because I ranted a bit and GIFs are cool.
User avatar #152 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
and thank you for looking at it from all angles, rather than arguing that you know all and blahblahblah
User avatar #166 - carlonord (06/28/2014) [-]
I'd be pretty stupid to say that I know all, I'm too young.

As for your conversation with Timmy the Wanker, he does make a few points which aren't stupid Some of his arguments are more of social construsts rather than actual biological imprints, but I'm no expert , however the majority of his argument revolves around the idea that biological impulses cannot be overridden and are inherent to either gender, which is a steaming pile of galactic bullshit.

That'd mean that every time a man gets a boner, he immediately turns into a sexual animal that cannot rest until he's released. Idk what's up with him, but I'm pretty sure I've got the willpower to say no to the first drunken sorority girl that splits her legs open.

Anyway there's no point for me to address the whole damn thing, since you already know it. I'd like to say one thing, comments like this;

oh my fucking god
you are a moron
moron
moron
moron
this whole discussion is whether or not it's ok to judge a woman for having multiple sex partners
holy motherfucking shit


DO NOT help you get your point across, needlessly name calling is just immature.
User avatar #151 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
I know it had to do with the feminism comment
but forreal, every issue in life is now blamed on feminists
it's irritating as fuck

and I know. my whole point was that double standards are everywhere. everyone faces them. but as you can see in my discussion with timmywankenobi below, many people are extremely misinformed in terms of women and their sexuality.
User avatar #158 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
I did not blame feminism I blamed evolutionary biology.
User avatar #160 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
uh.. I never said you did
I said all issues in men's lives is somehow now blamed on feminism
User avatar #163 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
" as you can see in my discussion with timmywankenobi below, many people are extremely misinformed in terms of women and their sexuality. " - This is called implication by association.
#8 - haeckal (06/27/2014) [-]
Most men want both sex and loyalty from women. Ideally, they want their woman to be enthusiastic about having sex with them, but unattainable to anyone else. You can blame God and/or Nature for that, but it's true and it's not gonna change.

Men - especially horny and inexperienced men - will be happy to have sex with a girl who's slept with a lot of guys. But in doing so, they will see it as "using" the girl for a release. Men don't want to invest lots of emotional resources in a woman who is promiscuous, because they don't want to her to cheat or leave for another man.

Women with a sordid past really are more likely to cheat, get pregnant, and are more likely to have STDs as well. Even if most men don't spell it out, they instinctively know it and value "experienced" women less - and terrible as it is, it's rational to do so.

TL;DR: Girls who act like a sex object end up being treated like one whether they like it or not. We do a disservice to girls by pretending that their number of sexual partners won't have any negative impact on their relationships.
#100 - withstrangeraeons (06/27/2014) [-]
I don't see why all of those factors wouldn't apply to a guy, though. A man who's had multiple partners would also seem more likely to have diseases, and a higher likelihood of being unfaithful. Yet for some reason there's no premium on male virgins.
Wouldn't women rationally want virgins too?

By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
User avatar #167 - haeckal (06/28/2014) [-]
These things DO apply to men, up to a point. I'd never want my daughter to be in a relationship with a guy who's been with 20+ women. He probably won't be faithful, might have an STD, etc.

But in practice, promiscuous men have better prospects than promiscuous women for one simple reason: it is relatively difficult for a man to convince many different women to have sex with him. It is relatively easy for a woman to convince many different men to have sex with her. Promiscuous men are viewed as having overcome difficult obstacles, while promiscuous women are viewed as taking the path of least resistance. Women will look with suspicion and distaste at a man who is a "player," because they rightly think he is more likely to be unfaithful or abandon her. But they still end up chasing after these men and sleeping with them because most woman prefer successful, charismatic men. Men who are respectful but fail to succeed with women get very little female attention because they are assumed to be inadequate. Better a "player" than a "loser."

TL;DR: Promiscuous men are also bad prospects for a serious relationship, but in practice women are more forgiving of a man's caddishness because it shows that he is successful and desired by many women. Men won't commit to promiscuous women because they don't see anything positive about it and only see the negatives.
#82 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
but it doesn't matter how many sex partners a guy has, I'm supposed to not care. And that's what's fucked up.
User avatar #103 - xxiixx (06/27/2014) [-]
Care if you care. Male or female you are entitled to your opinions and morals. If it matters to you how many sexual partners a guy has then that's fine, if not then it doesn't.
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User avatar #15 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
how so? is it fair to say that a man who had many sex partners in his teen years and into his 20s, will cheat and be a bad husband in his 30s and on?

it's a fucked up double standard, women and men both like sex. both should be allowed to without being judged. sadly women are judged a hell of a lot more than men
User avatar #49 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
Listen Mother Nature has never given a single fuck about being fair and she's not about to start now.
#83 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
oh my god, you post how life is so unfair for guys ALL the time. When it's unfair for women all you can do is shrug? you're a fucking hypocrite.
User avatar #98 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
I complain about social constructs being unfair to men not biological constructs there's a big difference.
User avatar #114 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
maybe this is a social issue and you're just too bigoted to see that
different cultures around the world celebrate sex differently than us

and you just complain about shit for the sake of complaining.
you think women have life so fucking easy, even though you've never lived as one
nor have you probably even talked to many, because you're so misled
User avatar #125 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
Different cultures are more or less open to sex by the way sexuality,mating preference and instinct's work are the same. It's not a social issue with biological components. It is a biological issue with secondary social components. The biological part creates the social part as an side effect. Social aspects can be changed by biological ones almost never change in any noticeable way.
User avatar #51 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
we're not talking mother nature
we're talking society timmy
and if you're going to be that way
I'm gonna just go out there and say, well, why isn't it fair to call all men grunting, sex driven, emotionless, pigs?
oh yeah. because it's untrue, thanks to evolution and the fact that people can think for themselves

only some pieces of shit like you can't get past your basic animal thoughts long enough to see that all humans are the same. nobody is worth more ore less based on what's between their legs, and most of us love sex.
#55 - pancaker (06/27/2014) [-]
Next time try some old fashion good vagina sex instead of anal.....
User avatar #57 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
that doesn't even make sense lol
what kind of weak insult is that
User avatar #54 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
See What I mean by mother nature is instincts and biological drives - These cannot be controlled only suppressed a little by higher brain function. "why isn't it fair to call all men grunting, sex driven, emotionless, pigs? " Well mostly because it's completely false but also because it's blatantly sexist for the sake of being sexist and not as a side effect . See you can't control all thoughts or feelings or instincts. So when you are with a girl who has been around with more then like 10 partners your brain instinctively tells you not to expect any loyalty from her and not to get emotionally invested in her because she is quite likely to hurt you because any one who likes to sleep around that much will probably not be content with being with just you for long. As such she is not a desirable candidate for a mother to help carry on your legacy. It's simple evolutionary instinct. I Imagine women have a similar instinct when they find out the man they are with has had like 15 partners.
#86 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
this is what fables meant by "emotionless". She's had 10 sexual partners so automatically you assume she's a slut. So you choose to just sleep with her and move on to the next girl, adding to her list of partners and using her. Also guys are pigs, they act like they can only think with one head at a time and act like sex is the end all be all of everything in life. If you don't put out you're a prude, if you do you're a slut. Wear a low cut shirt and now you should consider it a COMPLIMENT that guys are hooting and hollering and trying to touch you without permission.
User avatar #95 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
I never once called Fables any derogatory term nor am I judging her.
"they act like they can only think with one head at a time "- Actually this is kinda true see when men get sexually aroused like really aroused hormones and chemicals flood the brain and these hormones actually interfere and block higher brain function like a traffic jam on a highway. So in a sense yes men can only think with one "head" at a time. If men are hooting at you or yelling about how they sexually desire you you should feel flattered. Men "need" sex or at least sexual release to function properly and Men's brains are programed to sub consciously seek sex partners out at all times. Female brains are programed simply to pick the best male of the group that shows up to court her. See Male and Female Brains are evolutionarily programmed to have different priorities.
User avatar #113 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
thank you for reminding me why I chose to be with a man who's older than me

because he's mature and understands life. and he's not a sex driven pig.
and he's respectful. unlike the children on this stupid fucking site.
User avatar #112 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
god damn you must have been sheltered as a child

you don't know a damn thing you're talking about
and yeah. anon is right. us females should all be so damn flattered that men like you (NOTE NOT ALL MEN, before I'm labeled a feminazi cunt!) can't control their urges. thank god for that.
so next time I'm out and a guy cat calls me, I'll let him fuck me right then and there. because it's a compliment. not in anyway harassment. it's a nice thing that man is doing. thanks for clearing that up mr timmy
User avatar #126 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
"us females should all be so damn flattered that men like you (NOTE NOT ALL MEN, before I'm labeled a feminazi cunt!) can't control their urges. thank god for that.
so next time I'm out and a guy cat calls me, I'll let him fuck me right then and there. because it's a compliment. not in anyway harassment"- I said it's meant as a compliment and should be taken as one but you are free to take it as harassment. for instance there is a black women down the street from me and she is like 9 or 10 years older then me and she has yell things like " em'mm you have a nice ass for a white boy " . Now I could have taken that as harassment but instead I took it as a compliment and said "Thank you it is pretty nice ". I can control myself pretty well but no one is perfect and seeing as your female with entirely different brain chemistry and hormones you have never walked in my shoes so you're in no position to judge me.

PS. If you fuck every guy that compliments you ,I think you might have some serious nymphomania or daddy issues.
User avatar #127 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
I can control myself pretty well but no one is perfect and seeing as your female with entirely different brain chemistry and hormones you have never walked in my shoes so you're in no position to judge me.


EXFUCKINGACTLY
User avatar #128 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
Okay I never judged you at all.
User avatar #130 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
you're not a female
you don't know what women go through
how they think
what they feel
you just go by "scientific studies"
you don't see life for what it really is
User avatar #131 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
That's why I use qualifiers like "most,in general, on average" You can't do science on a individual level there are too many people so you use averages and statistics.
User avatar #135 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
lol
if you ever wonder why you're single
don't. this is why.
and maybe that black woman was making a joke.
you did say you're overweight.
UNLESS
you're making shit up to one up me.
I think that's the real problem
User avatar #136 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
I am a little overweight like 29.5 pounds.
User avatar #129 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
oh my fucking god
you are a moron
moron
moron
moron
this whole discussion is whether or not it's ok to judge a woman for having multiple sex partners
holy motherfucking shit
User avatar #132 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
And I explained that it is not a question of okay because human brains have evolved judge everything on a instinctual level so women are naturally and instinctively going to be judged for having multiple sex partners and since women have the wombs and get to decide when sex happens and with who not men a woman with many partners will have it held against her, but a man will be held up because he was able to convince or seduce many women to open their legs for him.That's How It Works. Is in nice to women ? no has it been necessary for the survival of the species until the last 50 years Yes absolutely. The only way to change the dynamic is for every woman to let men (say the girls father) decide when sex happens then it will be held against her father(a man) if she has many partners. With the great power that is the vagina and womb which brings new life into the world comes great responsibility.
User avatar #164 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm done with your dumbass
just done. you are ignorant and feel you're a victim of those big mean evil women
you don't know what you're talking about
cry about life being unfair for you
but when it comes to women, don't give a flying fuck about their problems
you blame it on evolutionary biology blah blah fucking blah

try to remember that women are people, too. they can think for themselves just like men
SHOCKING I KNOW!!
but yeah. good luck in life you stupid motherfucker.
User avatar #165 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
I care about everyone as people and as such I think too highly of women to pamper and bullshit everything and make a million laws to make them feel good and safe and the whole world revolves around their feelings At the expense of men's lives. That is not equality and it is not right. All it does is turn women in to giant spoiled dramatic irresponsible babies.Not strong women who can stand as equals with men. The moment women have equal responsibilities and obligations to men then we'll be equals .
User avatar #162 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
oh
it's super rare
because you know all
now you're lying out your ass.
User avatar #159 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
a man can lie about being impotent. I've heard of it before
-if he doesn't want to use a condom, he can say he's shooting blanks.
it's that simple.
also, a man can always wear a condom. he's in control of his future too.
he can decide whether or not he wants a child.
User avatar #161 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
A man lying about being impotent is super rare a woman lying about birth control is far more common. Condoms break and can be sabotaged. A man cannot force a woman to get an abortion once she is pregnant all the choices are her's. Again this has no bearing on my points at all it is a weak attempt to avoid answering my points at all because you cannot because you know you are wrong.
User avatar #149 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
once again you speak with no knowledge of life
as I've told you in the past, many men up and leave
start new families
and don't bother to send child support
and nothing happens.
AND I never said forced
I said most couples make a mutual decision to use protection or have a child.
and you're telling a damn woman that it's false that women think about sex as often as men?
dude women think about sex ALL THE FUCKING TIME
girls are horny as fuck
often. as I said. I know.
because women talk just as much as men.
User avatar #154 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
Not sending child support is a crime ,you will be prosecuted.
"I said most couples make a mutual decision to use protection"- Except a woman can lie about taking birth control a man can't really lie about wearing a condom. Again the bottom lines is it is the woman who decides when she will get pregnant and when a child will be born and who the father will be Women have the power of the decider so they get the responsibility as well. Woman make men work for sex men don't make women work for sex because they want it more. Survey's have found male participants admitted to thinking about sex 10-12 times more often the the female participants. women have all the reproductive rights so more rights more responsibility. Even male rape victims have to pay female rapists child support if they get pregnant and decide to keep the baby.
User avatar #146 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
and birth control is something they go on when they and their partner are not ready for a child
and a lot of men are known for pushing their girlfriends into having abortions
there are a lot of men who up and leave when they want nothing to do with their child
User avatar #147 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
"birth control is something they go on when they and their partner are not ready for a child
and a lot of men are known for pushing their girlfriends into having abortions
there are a lot of men who up and leave when they want nothing to do with their child "
Bullshit, the man cannot force the woman to use birth control or force her to get pregnant. A man can request the woman get an abortion but he cannot force her and she can force him to pay child support if she decides to keep it. If a man is named the father he cannot leave without paying child support and or alimony if he does he will be caught and put in prison.
User avatar #145 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to change the issue lmao
dude. there you go speaking for women again
a lot of women do have very high sex drives.
I know for a fact. women talk, too.
the only reason most don't want sex is
either because they're not being satisfied in bed
or because they are genuinely going through something
dude women think about sex just as much as men
User avatar #148 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
"women think about sex just as much as men "-FALSE

Science has proven men think about sex on average 10x more then women.
User avatar #138 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
and ignorant
because women don't decide when sex happens
people decide mutually
jesus christ
User avatar #144 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
"women don't decide when the baby comes " -Birth control and abortions say otherwise.
User avatar #143 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
"lot of women have higher sex drives than others "-False it's some not a lot. And even those women have lower libido then the average man since it is testosterone in both men and women that raises and lowers libido and as anyone will tell you men have a lot more testosterone. But I digress this has no bearing on my previous post and you are just trying to change the issue because you know you are wrong.
User avatar #142 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
AND timmywankenobi
it takes both a man and a woman to make a child
it's not just the woman's decision
a lot of times, pregnancies aren't even planned
in fact, most aren't. not that they are unwanted, but they're a surprise.
and women don't decide when the baby comes
like she can just hold it up inside her and decide when she's ready to deliver
you sound so damn ignorant
holy shit
User avatar #141 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
timmywankenobi that is such a stereotype
not all women are like that
JUST like women, some men aren't as sexual as others
there's a dude here who claims he's asexual lmao
and a lot of women have higher sex drives than others
AND men do have issues that cause them to not want sex, either
stress at work
being tired
being sick
death of friends, family members.
yeah. it's not just women.
it's called being human you dumb motherfucker.
User avatar #139 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
"women don't decide when sex happens people decide mutually"- Not really how often do men say "not now I have a headache" or "I have to get up early " or " I don't feel like it " ??? not very often hmm. But most important who decides if and when a baby will be born ? not the men is it ? Women are the gatekeepers of heterosexual intercourse and the passing on of genes to another generation.
User avatar #137 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
sexist motherfucking pig
User avatar #133 - fables (06/28/2014) [-]
LMAO OMG
AHAHAHA
#102 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
Yea I'm so flattered that a stranger wants to fuck me and never call me again. I'm more than just a "nice rack".
User avatar #107 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
yes you're a troll with a nice rack.
User avatar #77 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
my bf was married before me
and had 8 gf's after getting divorced
and god knows who else before getting married
but I didn't reject him because of it. I gave him a chance
and he turned out to be the most loyal, incredible man I've ever known.
so yeah. you're really being naive and judgmental.
and you're clearly a virgin who doesn't understand sex or women.
User avatar #78 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
maybe women have different instincts or maybe my instincts are stronger ? It's not a choice I make my brain does in automatically, but that doesn't mean I can't suppress it to a point.
User avatar #80 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
clearly you can't suppress anything.
as I said
my bf has seen your comments and a lot of comments here, and he thinks it's ridiculous. you act like an animal who has no control over himself.
I trust the judgment of a man who is much older and much wiser
to that of a boy who hasn't had sex and obviously doesn't get out enough to know how women really are
you're clearly bitter about something. but you really shouldn't speak on topics you know nothing about.
User avatar #101 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
Let me ask you a question about female instincts, Do you find a Man that many women want to be with and have been with more or less desirable ? Deep down don't you think that he is a might be a good candidate for a mate because so many other women want him ? It's the same instinct that causes so many women to pursue married men and see them as more desirable then a single man. Because deep down they think if another woman wanted to marry him he must be good mate material.

PS. I am not trying to offend you I'm just talking science, and I admit I am excluding social biases from my analysis but that doesn't mean they don't exist. I am simply explaining that the male hierarchy construct has more to do with evolution/biological factors then social factors, which have resulted as a side effect of the biological evolution of humanity .
User avatar #111 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
you're not talking science, you're talking fucking bullshit
and you're making women all sound like home wrecking whores.
a man doesn't seem anymore attractive because of him having more sexual partners.
what attracts women to men is their personality, whether they're mature, intelligent, funny ALWAYS is attractive. man you've got women all fucking wrong lmao
the only females that chase after men who are married, are girls. not women.

stop using science and try actually sticking around people. that'll get you further than what you're reading blogs and shit.
User avatar #124 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
I use science and statistics and they say "most" women (not all) like married men who are rich/respected and handsome and have a full head of hair and are in good shape. Scientific tests have shown repeatedly most women find a man wearing a wedding ring more appealing then one who is not. Women are biologically driven towards a man who can provide and protect them and that's a fact. " personality, whether they're mature, intelligent, funny"- these are secondary qualities that are not apparent on first impression which is very important to a woman instinctively .
#109 - pancaker (06/27/2014) [-]
[spoiler] [spoiler] wat? [/spoiler] [/spoiler]
User avatar #110 - timmywankenobi (06/27/2014) [-]
Science.
#39 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
You're forgetting something, comment #8 was trying to explain some of the biology behind why women are looked down on for having multiple partners, not whether or not it is fair.

Sometimes the world is just built from the ground up to be unfair.
User avatar #16 - nuclearkitteh (06/27/2014) [-]
Buddy I'm talking about timmity, not this whole debate.
User avatar #17 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
ok but really, he said exactly what haeckal is being
maybe not in the right words... but he was being a bit of a dick.
User avatar #20 - nuclearkitteh (06/27/2014) [-]
Ehhh. I can see where he's coming from. Personally, I don't mind a girl with some experience, but I'm not dating the town bicycle.
User avatar #21 - fables (06/27/2014) [-]
of course, that's common sense. and it's not a bad thing to be picky.
but outwardly judging and shaming someone based on their number of sexual partners, simply because on their gender, isn't cool.
User avatar #22 - nuclearkitteh (06/27/2014) [-]
No shit Sherlocke.
User avatar #140 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
You misspelled "Sherlock" Columbo.
User avatar #153 - nuclearkitteh (06/28/2014) [-]
I've seen it spelled both ways. I like that one better.
User avatar #155 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
It's a Proper noun and a persons name you can't just spell it anyway you want. "Nucularkitten"
User avatar #156 - nuclearkitteh (06/28/2014) [-]
Maybe you didn't read it. I don't know if it was a messed up copy or what, but I've seen it spelled like that.
User avatar #157 - timmywankenobi (06/28/2014) [-]
it was a messed up copy of one of the Sherlock Holmes books then.
User avatar #7 - onederman (06/27/2014) [-]
I've said that opinion out loud before and I was, in all honesty, got slapped, called a pig, called a pervert, a girl that I had a crush on heard about it and stopped talking to me, and someone took what I said to mean that I endorsed rape and thought that I was a rapist.
User avatar #3 - adu (06/27/2014) [-]
I don't really mind if a girl has had sex before, but it depends on what her prior experiences were. I have to keep in mind the possibility of being just another guy, and that's not something I want from a relationship. She doesn't have to be a virgin, but if it's not special between the both of us, then it's not worth investing myself in. That's my viewpoint on it.
#2 - devout feminist (06/27/2014) [-]
I don't think screaming happens in sex unless something broke, or it's a rape.
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but but i photoshop for a living
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....What?
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Yes, we aren't all stereotypical tumbltards.
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Yeah we know, cause we are some who actually watch football, and don't just think that the .gifs on this page is representative for an entire sport, because we have never watched more than a half game.
#6 - devout feminist (06/24/2014) [-]
if you're gonna put the u in it, just write it in German Fußball(or Fussball if you don't have the alt code)
#7 - myitems (06/24/2014) [-]
It's the Hungarian way of spelling it you uncultured swine.
User avatar #5 - killthebilly (06/24/2014) [-]
of course he wouldn't start crying and faking it here, he had the perfect opportunity to get a goal.
User avatar #18 - fishandkids (06/24/2014) [-]
Ronaldo always does that. Does not matter if he is trough on goal, he always falls over in the box.
User avatar #32 - killthebilly (06/25/2014) [-]
Nah he doesn't. He really doesn't.
#33 - Vulpix of course. 06/23/2014 on Which is yours? +1
#211 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on What's Your Last Song +1
#302 - devout feminist (06/24/2014) [-]
Nice one, I like Nickleback too.
#54 - "Nyeh nyeh nyeh free will is an illusion" anybody wi… 06/23/2014 on This Week In Science +2
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
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Hello :3
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