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#27 - Dude, it's just a joke, don't start WWIII over it!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2013 on Europe according to /r/europe +15
User avatar #28 - hotschurl (11/24/2013) [-]
Ve cannot into startings WWIII anyvay, even if ve vanted to, all our monis is of going to ze greeks
#83 - anonymous (11/24/2013) [-]
That actually sounds like a pretty good reason to start The Third World War.
"Hey Greece, you haven't paid back your loan, so now we'll repossess the whole country."

Then you tell Italy and Spain that they are next. Just remind Italy of the past two World Wars and Spain of Guernica.
User avatar #58 - williamhowardtaft (11/24/2013) [-]
#33 - **** , Zerg Rush! 11/23/2013 on Black Friday 0
#326 - Sweet Dripper as well... only I'm a man... 11/23/2013 on What's your porn name? 0
#17 - So, the same reason stupid Americans do?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on Britain and America's... +3
User avatar #21 - britbong (11/23/2013) [-]
pretty much, though I don't remeber meeting a single person in the UK who thought the landings were fake, maybe I blocked from my memory.
#4 - I don't fully understand, that's the entrance to Rapture, are …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2013 on BioShock: Origins 0
User avatar #7 - lacklusterpelican (11/23/2013) [-]
It's implying thats how the sea slugs got mutated in the first place
#6 - sensitive (11/23/2013) [-]
see the bottle in the background? the empty vigor bottle? the comic is suggesting that all the waste and shit would include vigors, or maybe even the runoff from manufactoring them, normal slugs eat the shit, become the adam slugs.
#10 - Who needs to be a kid? 11/23/2013 on Pokemon Legos +2
#34 - Pfft, casual. I was so ******* proud when I… 11/23/2013 on Cooooool +4
#16 - Honestly I found four's story to be terrible, I just hope they…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/23/2013 on Fuck this shit... I'm... 0
User avatar #18 - eatmaishorts (11/23/2013) [-]
and four was preeety short.
User avatar #17 - priestoftheoldones (11/23/2013) [-]
I just want another halo wars, I thought it was good for someone getting into RTSs. The one thing I didn't like about halo 4, other then the eye sore graphic which is the graphics, is the multiplayer, it felt like CoD.
User avatar #50 - steedawwg (11/23/2013) [-]
Hell yeah that game was fun as dicks!
#20 - thasmackdown (11/23/2013) [-]
Ew not halo wars, just play a real RTS like SC2.
User avatar #22 - Omegashenron (11/23/2013) [-]
Yeah cause it wasn't real. It was just like a fake game...?
#23 - thasmackdown (11/23/2013) [-]
When did RTS = game?

It is a real game, or at least, as real as a virtual game gets. It just was not a real RTS, it was a pretty weak one at that. Little countering involved I.E minimal strategy by competitive standards.
User avatar #24 - Omegashenron (11/23/2013) [-]
Yeah definitely not a great one. But sadly one of the best on a console. Still Id have to say the best RTS I've played on a console has to be Battle for Middle Earth 2
#27 - thasmackdown (11/23/2013) [-]
Thats because consoles are just too limited to make an RTS on, limited buttons, difficult to maneuver selection boxes. Mini-map shortcutting is really difficult on console as well.

User avatar #30 - nuclearderp (11/23/2013) [-]
Well I think command and conquer 3 had it down alright. Couldn't mini map shortcut or whatever, but there can be a button to increase the cursor speed. Control groups would need to be improved in someway though.
#29 - you spelled such wrong.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Big Kaboom +2
#34 - motetobot (11/22/2013) [-]
insert *thats the joke* pic
#37 - Okay, I got it the first time, thank you.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2013 on If planets were as close as... 0
User avatar #38 - IamWhoIam (11/21/2013) [-]
I didn't see that he'd posted until after I did.
#34 - Wait, if Jupiter were so close wouldn't it reach us, or is the…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/21/2013 on If planets were as close as... 0
User avatar #36 - IamWhoIam (11/21/2013) [-]
No, the moon has a pedigree of a few hundred thousand kilometers (363,295 km) because pedigree is measured from the bodies center of mass (if I remember correctly from a high school astronomy class, I may be wrong) then by my calculations and the information I found the moon's equatorial radius is 1,738.14 km and the Earth's is 6,378.1 km meaning that if you were standing on the equator of Earth and the moon was orbiting with its equator parallel with the Earth's you'd be 355,178.76 km from the surface of the moon. Jupiter's equatorial radius is 71,492 ± 4 km so if Jupiter's pedigree was the same as Earth and you were standing on the equator of Earth and Jupiter's equator was orbiting parallel with Earth's you'd be 285,424.9 ±4 km from Jupiter's "surface". Again this is based off of a High School astronomy class I took a few years ago I may be wrong.
User avatar #37 - Blargosnarf (11/21/2013) [-]
Okay, I got it the first time, thank you.
User avatar #38 - IamWhoIam (11/21/2013) [-]
I didn't see that he'd posted until after I did.
User avatar #35 - ambiguous (11/21/2013) [-]
The moon is 238,900 miles from Earth. Jupiter's radius is 43,441 miles. So if Jupiter's center was placed on the same point as the moon's center, there would still be 195,000 miles between the surface of the Earth and the surface of Jupiter.

However, we would viciously be ripped to pieces by the tidal forces of Jupiter.
#17 - You forgot the Russian judge holding a 9.5 11/20/2013 on Congratulations! 0
#84 - Why doesn't anyone use the full quote? He says "I'm makin… 11/20/2013 on Origins of American Football -1
#32 - Did you check your local junkyard? I'm sure you could get one …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/20/2013 on Right! +5
User avatar #37 - bothemastaofall (11/20/2013) [-]
Unfortunately I get that reference
#33 - BigSammy (11/20/2013) [-]
I understand that reference and I like you.
#12 - Y'know, it's the video with CrItKaL in it. 11/18/2013 on Half Life 3 Beta Footage +2
#20 - These aren't broken, they're just edited. 11/17/2013 on Searched Broken Gifs, not... +1
#8 - But that's wrong, the bottom line is the wand, isn't it?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/16/2013 on I think they like Harry Potter -1
#12 - saft (11/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - imakejewburgers (11/16/2013) [-]
No. The bottom line is just the bottom line of the triangle used to represent the cloak. The circle is the stone and the line is the wand. Why in the world would the symbol of the deathly hollows include a line that represented nothing?
User avatar #15 - admiralen (11/17/2013) [-]
not really sure how a rectangular cape becomes a triangle, but it looks cool so shes forgiven
User avatar #21 - imakejewburgers (11/17/2013) [-]
If you pin a cloak around your neck the two corners come together. If you could flatten out that shape you get a triangle.
User avatar #55 - admiralen (11/17/2013) [-]
no, you would get a rectangle that goes in on the top
User avatar #56 - imakejewburgers (11/17/2013) [-]
That's called a trapezoid I believe. And I wasn't being completely technical when I said that. You're right that it wouldn't be a perfect triangle, but it would taper off greatly. A triangle looks a lot better than a trapezoid does though.
#9 - I... I don't even want to know how you know that.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on Dem Hearts 0
User avatar #10 - sparkyoneonetwo (11/16/2013) [-]
The guy that lives next to dogs once had some kinda rash and they had to shave all his fur off.
#27 - So what's the problem? 11/14/2013 on It’s happening! +1
#33 - It's called Kerbal Space Program, an indie space travel game t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2013 on Humanity's Grasp Exceeds... 0
User avatar #37 - setimanosomo (11/14/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool. The physics aspect interests me (I'm currently taking AP Physics).
#28 - He looks so content and determined right now... 11/13/2013 on Get it together aquaman 0
#15 - Dude, this game makes me love spacetravel ten fold more than I…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Humanity's Grasp Exceeds... +1
User avatar #32 - setimanosomo (11/14/2013) [-]
Why must you entice me with such a description? Source please?
User avatar #33 - Blargosnarf (11/14/2013) [-]
It's called Kerbal Space Program, an indie space travel game that emulates actual space physics and what not very well. It's still in Alpha/Beta, and still in heavy development, but every update is free. The game itself is something 20 or 20 dollars, but it's well worth it. I suggest watching a guide or two, when I say it emulates space travel well, you're controlling EVERYTHING about the rocket!
User avatar #37 - setimanosomo (11/14/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool. The physics aspect interests me (I'm currently taking AP Physics).
#218 - Just like there was no Super Mario Bros. movie and no such thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Video games +1
User avatar #220 - goodguygary (11/13/2013) [-]
Sonic '06? never heard of it, and they're making a super mario bros. movie? how neat!

#192 - Banjo Kazooie did get a third game... know how that turned out?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Video games +1
User avatar #216 - goodguygary (11/13/2013) [-]
quit lying, there was no third game.

User avatar #218 - Blargosnarf (11/13/2013) [-]
Just like there was no Super Mario Bros. movie and no such thing as Sonic '06
User avatar #220 - goodguygary (11/13/2013) [-]
Sonic '06? never heard of it, and they're making a super mario bros. movie? how neat!

#67 - Or just horrible prostate cancer. 11/13/2013 on I do not even +10
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User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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