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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:11/22/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#17 - If it's her vagina, why would they be using anal lube? Is it a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/28/2013 on anal lube sandwich -1
User avatar #22 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
Extra lube is never a bad thing.
#18 - JimmyDivine (12/28/2013) [-]
yes
#16 - Wouldn't be possible, maggots live off of dead tissue only and… 12/28/2013 on anal lube sandwich +2
#22 - Then how about no, you sick **** . 12/28/2013 on win for him +14
#13 - ...I just simply don't believe that's pronounced with only a s…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/28/2013 on There is no spoon... +11
User avatar #91 - ilikebuttsex (12/28/2013) [-]
your correct, I live about 2 hrs away from wagga wagga, and nobody says it with a single wogga
#88 - zombiepipboy (12/28/2013) [-]
having lived in wagga for 3 years i can confirm that yes you only say the one wagga
#62 - superduperpuper (12/28/2013) [-]
Well Australia WAS a big prison in the end. Sooo I think some guy got just really bored and said stuff like "Hey. Let's make a city called wogga, but we write it wagga wagga so we can laugh at people who come here for the first time."
User avatar #26 - sursum (12/28/2013) [-]
Its actually just Wogga Wogga, I went to boarding school with a few guys from there, they all say Wogga Wogga.
User avatar #17 - greenimp (12/28/2013) [-]
Confirmed. We just call it Wogga.
#87 - Womens Study Major (12/28/2013) [-]
No, its called wogga wogga, but people often shorten it to wogga
#42 - Of course, of course you had to put a ******* dol…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2013 on Guide to the Unknown 5 0
#45 - symphoric (12/28/2013) [-]
Be sure to watch Dead Silence.
#7 - Well, my sister is six, so...  [+] (5 new replies) 12/28/2013 on win for him +74
#21 - bohemianblasphemy (12/28/2013) [-]
That doesn't necessarily answer the question.
#22 - Blargosnarf (12/28/2013) [-]
Then how about no, you sick fuck.
#12 - thecowmastor (12/28/2013) [-]
Well do you?
#39 - camzore (12/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - cupcakecrusader (12/28/2013) [-]
So yes?
#51 - Oh god, I managed to finally convince my mother for us both … 12/27/2013 on Normal day at the gym 0
#61 - How about we just settle on Desktop background? 12/27/2013 on Powerful Photographs 0
#13 - "Gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage!" Like it…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on Future Taylor Swift +7
User avatar #16 - ishallsmiteyou (12/27/2013) [-]
somewhat unrelated, but a very good point anyways.
#46 - Oh, sorry, you're not the same person as who posted the video.…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on balls of steel 0
User avatar #47 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
True.
#44 - Gee, thanks for giving that kind of context afterwards . It's…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/27/2013 on balls of steel 0
User avatar #45 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
I didn't say it did. IT's just sometimes, even if you're wearing the proper gear, shit can happen to mess you up. In hockey, 2 players have gotten their throats slit by a skate. Both lived.
User avatar #46 - Blargosnarf (12/27/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, you're not the same person as who posted the video. I suppose baddassery is just context sensitive, in the case of the rugby player, I think he's a fucking idiot and got what was coming for not wearing protective gear. For the hockey player, an unfortunate accident that had no way of foresight and protective measures would be too counterproductive.
User avatar #47 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
True.
#41 - No, that's ******* disturbing you jackass!  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2013 on balls of steel 0
User avatar #43 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
But he lived. That's insane.
User avatar #44 - Blargosnarf (12/27/2013) [-]
Gee, thanks for giving that kind of context afterwards. It's impressive that he lived, yes, but how does receiving an injury, one that has a far, far greater chance of dieing than living, make him any manlier?
User avatar #45 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
I didn't say it did. IT's just sometimes, even if you're wearing the proper gear, shit can happen to mess you up. In hockey, 2 players have gotten their throats slit by a skate. Both lived.
User avatar #46 - Blargosnarf (12/27/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, you're not the same person as who posted the video. I suppose baddassery is just context sensitive, in the case of the rugby player, I think he's a fucking idiot and got what was coming for not wearing protective gear. For the hockey player, an unfortunate accident that had no way of foresight and protective measures would be too counterproductive.
User avatar #47 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
True.
#30 - A couple of those are the exact same thing. Also, what is she …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on Extreme Ironing +2
User avatar #58 - yunoknow (12/27/2013) [-]
i think she ran crotch first into the ironing board
#22 - That took me longer to understand than I wish to admit.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on River +5
User avatar #25 - alfjnn (12/27/2013) [-]
I share your boat.
#36 - Then that's different, but if someone would have committed suc…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/27/2013 on balls of steel 0
User avatar #40 - dafuqmang (12/27/2013) [-]
Hockey player throat gets throat slit

IS this impressive?
User avatar #41 - Blargosnarf (12/27/2013) [-]
No, that's fucking disturbing you jackass!
User avatar #43 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
But he lived. That's insane.
User avatar #44 - Blargosnarf (12/27/2013) [-]
Gee, thanks for giving that kind of context afterwards. It's impressive that he lived, yes, but how does receiving an injury, one that has a far, far greater chance of dieing than living, make him any manlier?
User avatar #45 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
I didn't say it did. IT's just sometimes, even if you're wearing the proper gear, shit can happen to mess you up. In hockey, 2 players have gotten their throats slit by a skate. Both lived.
User avatar #46 - Blargosnarf (12/27/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, you're not the same person as who posted the video. I suppose baddassery is just context sensitive, in the case of the rugby player, I think he's a fucking idiot and got what was coming for not wearing protective gear. For the hockey player, an unfortunate accident that had no way of foresight and protective measures would be too counterproductive.
User avatar #47 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
True.
#34 - So why the **** wasn't he wearing a cup? Is manli…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/27/2013 on balls of steel +12
User avatar #66 - konradkurze (12/27/2013) [-]
do what sumo wrestlers do and push your nads up inside yourself to avoid injury
User avatar #48 - aximil (12/27/2013) [-]
It is now optional to wear cups because cups were causing terrible injuries. The cup would get hit and it'd force it's way painfully up into the pelvis, between the hip bones, and crush the balls in the process.
User avatar #38 - slugnugget (12/27/2013) [-]
because something like this rarely happens.

The player crack skull way more often than this yet still only a few of them wear caps.
#35 - upyoursnumbnuts (12/27/2013) [-]
What if he was wearing a cup and he got hit hard enough to tear his scrotum.
User avatar #36 - Blargosnarf (12/27/2013) [-]
Then that's different, but if someone would have committed such an amazing feat as breaking a cup with a single kick I think it would've been mentioned, so it's a good assumption he wasn't wearing one. I'm not going to be impressed when someone gets hurt while playing a sport with absolutely no protection. At least none that I'm aware of.
User avatar #40 - dafuqmang (12/27/2013) [-]
Hockey player throat gets throat slit

IS this impressive?
User avatar #41 - Blargosnarf (12/27/2013) [-]
No, that's fucking disturbing you jackass!
User avatar #43 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
But he lived. That's insane.
User avatar #44 - Blargosnarf (12/27/2013) [-]
Gee, thanks for giving that kind of context afterwards. It's impressive that he lived, yes, but how does receiving an injury, one that has a far, far greater chance of dieing than living, make him any manlier?
User avatar #45 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
I didn't say it did. IT's just sometimes, even if you're wearing the proper gear, shit can happen to mess you up. In hockey, 2 players have gotten their throats slit by a skate. Both lived.
User avatar #46 - Blargosnarf (12/27/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry, you're not the same person as who posted the video. I suppose baddassery is just context sensitive, in the case of the rugby player, I think he's a fucking idiot and got what was coming for not wearing protective gear. For the hockey player, an unfortunate accident that had no way of foresight and protective measures would be too counterproductive.
User avatar #47 - namdelliks (12/27/2013) [-]
True.
#7 - That'd only be if the monster was brutally murdered, then the … 12/26/2013 on octobear 0
#27 - Oh teh noes, poenyses! I don't care that it's a relevant capti… 12/26/2013 on Idk what to call this. -1
#11 - okay, dafuq is with my browser and loading Gifs? The gif loads…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2013 on Fuck CGI. +1
User avatar #12 - pwnedomega (12/26/2013) [-]
SO ITS NOT JUST ME
#9 - Fits the part nicely, can be a scary ass dude.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2013 on we going on a adventure +2
User avatar #16 - heartlessrobot (12/25/2013) [-]
It was a little disturbing seeing him as the Doctor. I half expected him to stab someone with a broken bottle or something.
#18 - When Airbenders get pissed. 12/25/2013 on "mom, I found the trampoline" +3
#15 - Plastic doesn't decompose, but the bottle will get worn to particles.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2013 on (Description) +2
User avatar #28 - roflstorm (12/24/2013) [-]
So turn to ash.
That's what i was going to say, but it didnt sound quite right.
#8 - "At least I can walk." 12/22/2013 on Mind: BLOWN. o_0 0
#115 - Neither of the last two games I've been playing have proper ma… 12/22/2013 on No Prob 0
#10 - IS this all a reference to something? I cannot figure it out..… 12/21/2013 on The serious seven +2
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User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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