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Blargosnarf

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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:5/07/2015
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#178 - It started as a web browser!? 03/18/2015 on RIP in peace Internet Explorer 0
#177 - Personally I don't mind. 03/18/2015 on RIP in peace Internet Explorer 0
#30 - Logs are heavy, but they float.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2015 on New Mac Book Features +1
User avatar #34 - drl (03/13/2015) [-]
you can feel that it is metal and not hollow and see the non water tight cracks and molds on the computer
#33 - tapeboy (03/13/2015) [-]
ducks are heavier than water and they float too
User avatar #37 - albertjester (03/13/2015) [-]
so, if the mac book ways the same as a duck, then it's made of wood?
#39 - tapeboy (03/13/2015) [-]
thank you
#38 - tapeboy (03/13/2015) [-]
no it means its a witch!
#50 - At first it was one of the most horrifying things I've seen, t… 03/12/2015 on Shake dem Udders for some... 0
#54 - Goddamnit, everything I want to use is copyritten in some way. 03/09/2015 on Custom 3DS Skins +3
#22 - Are those... pupils? There are insects with pupils? 03/07/2015 on Jeroom Inc. Comp 0
#154 - Nothing but deep respect but... there was a 75 year old marine…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on He was an infantry marine,... 0
#157 - whitemale (03/07/2015) [-]
Thanks. Ha, no, the cross and the date at the bottom were for my grandfather that I was close to who died, I started the tattoo for him and subsequently added the dates of my brothers who were killed in action at my side.
#14 - Thank you 03/07/2015 on Simonov explain why PR is... +1
#12 - What is PR?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2015 on Simonov explain why PR is... 0
User avatar #13 - weinerdick (03/07/2015) [-]
public relations
User avatar #14 - Blargosnarf (03/07/2015) [-]
Thank you
#17 - Comment deleted 03/05/2015 on Injetcions can't melt steel... 0
#24 - Goddamnit! This canonically explained all questions I had abou…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Explanation Engineer +9
User avatar #75 - jcenderion (03/05/2015) [-]
Their kind of like clone troopers. The original mercs are cloned and when they die they are cloned again but keep their memories. So new clones are new players and more skilled clones are veteran players.
User avatar #73 - nickotak (03/05/2015) [-]
Keeps the texture files simple.

If you're looking for an answer to go with that just imagine is as being like a cartoon where everyone kinda looks the same.
User avatar #69 - thevaulthunter (03/05/2015) [-]
Each team has enough cash to afford a very skilled designer to disguise them. This designer is neutral and works for both teams. They only have 9 disguises they are able to make. The mercs must be disguised so their real identities are protected from authorities and the Japanese Mafia.
User avatar #31 - sabcy (03/05/2015) [-]
each merc has an identical twin who was hired by the enemy team, and there is a massive cloning facility held by the twin owners of the companies.
User avatar #28 - warioteam (03/05/2015) [-]
i think the team aspect in the game itself cant be explained, but whereas in, say, the comics, each team has half the mercs (if i remember correctly)
#47 - astarothaufromage (03/05/2015) [-]
You remember wrong. They really just don't give a fuck. Two exactly the same teams fight. There are connections, like red demo being friends with blu soldier, but only the red have a background and at one point the whole blue team just disappears.
User avatar #78 - warioteam (03/05/2015) [-]
ah
User avatar #27 - vortexrain (03/05/2015) [-]
It's a video game, that's how.
#17 - Mercy killing a creature that could have made a full recovery …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/05/2015 on EA shut down Maxis +5
User avatar #18 - cdm (03/05/2015) [-]
I was trying to soften the blow a bit, Debbie Downer. Yeah, it's more like they wrung them dry then tossed them aside.

RIP Maxis. SimCopter was one of the best games I played as a kid.
#13 - No, NO! This can't be real, tell me it's a joke! EA had their …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2015 on EA shut down Maxis +5
User avatar #16 - cdm (03/05/2015) [-]
It's a mercy killing at this point...
User avatar #17 - Blargosnarf (03/05/2015) [-]
Mercy killing a creature that could have made a full recovery with proper care, right after being tortured endlessly by the same person that did the "mercy" killing. EA damn near literally stuck a barbed dildo up EVERY Maxis employee's anus and turned on the vibrator when they weren't working fast enough, forcing ridiculous release dates. They ruined Sim City with that god-aweful excuse of a city simulator, they ruined The Sims with this limited piece of shit they call a fourth iteration, SPORE was Will Writes baby, his dream, a game that you could simulate, literally, EVERYTHING in the galaxy, creating massive civilizations that spanned the stars all the way from struggling to survive wriggling around in primordial ooze... and then EA monitized it, restrained it, limited it, gave it a piss poor development time, and then mass-marketed the FUCK out of it, instead of fixing core features and game breaking glitches, limitations that were present due purely to time restraint, they add in a whole other feature with core feature problems, game breaking glitches, and limitations present due purely to time restraint, a DLC that should virtually have all the time in the world to develop!

They mercy killed it... after bleeding it dry, stripping it's flesh and salting it's wounds for centuries...
User avatar #18 - cdm (03/05/2015) [-]
I was trying to soften the blow a bit, Debbie Downer. Yeah, it's more like they wrung them dry then tossed them aside.

RIP Maxis. SimCopter was one of the best games I played as a kid.
#14 - ganondork (03/05/2015) [-]
Can't say you didn't see it coming though. Maxis hasn't really been Maxis for years now.
#211 - Damn dude, we must have the same employer.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/02/2015 on Anon works at Wendy's +6
User avatar #355 - swagarian (03/02/2015) [-]
Hopefully neither of us gets fired, that would be upsetting.
#14 - That's what they've been doing for the past four years.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Battle for the net. +9
#111 - beastmunger (02/26/2015) [-]
I don't keep up with this stuff, but isn't that what happened to Obamacare?
#160 - Common Pepe (02/26/2015) [-]
We had about that in class as an example of the process.
It wouldn't pass in the original form so it gradually got shittier the more it went through congress, and now you guys are getting a steaming pile of shit.
#6 - It was part of an episode, you doughnut. 02/26/2015 on Gaming Problems +1
#12 - Congress pulls this **** all the time, technically beca…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Battle for the net. +71
#13 - nopefarther (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh boy can see how this is gonna go, government keeps submitting it until it gets passed right?
User avatar #14 - Blargosnarf (02/26/2015) [-]
That's what they've been doing for the past four years.
#111 - beastmunger (02/26/2015) [-]
I don't keep up with this stuff, but isn't that what happened to Obamacare?
#160 - Common Pepe (02/26/2015) [-]
We had about that in class as an example of the process.
It wouldn't pass in the original form so it gradually got shittier the more it went through congress, and now you guys are getting a steaming pile of shit.
#9 - White milk comes from the females, blue milk comes from the males.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Yolo +9
User avatar #27 - DerpScout (02/24/2015) [-]
Blue milk is made of jawas
User avatar #10 - europe (02/24/2015) [-]
W-what
#2291 - Because my usual username was taken, same with my three backup… 02/24/2015 on Why did you pick that... 0
#7 - Prostate cancer, not butt cancer. Prostate cancer is arguably …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/22/2015 on Don't be anal about this... +10
User avatar #38 - assdoreponyfucker (02/23/2015) [-]
what does totalbiscuit have?
User avatar #39 - lunchguy (02/23/2015) [-]
Colon Cancer
#11 - immatakeaduty (02/22/2015) [-]
I...I'm not entirely sure if you thought i was being serious...

There isn't "butt cancer", at least, that I'm aware of. I figured the broad generalization coupled with the content above were enough to convey prostate cancer. you know, cuz doc checkin the prostate, in his butt...
User avatar #42 - shadowstepone (02/23/2015) [-]
You can get skin cancer on your ass, or cancer in lipid groups in your ass, or bone cancer in your hip bones
#12 - applescryatnight (02/22/2015) [-]
well colon cancer is a thing, thats pretty close to butt cancer
#13 - immatakeaduty (02/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #35 - greyhoundfd (02/23/2015) [-]
What if you got skin cancer on your butt? Could you call it butt cancer then?
#36 - immatakeaduty (02/23/2015) [-]
I think you could effectively refer to it as butt cancer, since your butt is just the two fleshy hams attached to the back end of ya.

I would iterate to people though that it's skin cancer...don't want anyone getting all butthurt if they found out it wasn't prostate or colon cancer.
#4 - source plox  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2015 on We all have that one friend 0
User avatar #17 - ScottP (02/21/2015) [-]
To this day, I don't think anyone knows what H2O Delirious looks like
#46 - Wow, actual life advice, sure wish I got this in school. I was…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on all i feel is rage +1
User avatar #49 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
That seems like a good plan. Most liberal arts majors take a business minor, or something else useful, so that they look like worthy applicants for careers when their painting/sculpture/etsy-startup fails miserably. Putting "Liberal Arts Degree" on a resume' is a lot like saying, "I like to achieve by doing the minimum amount necessary, and I don't like to be judged or graded by an actual standard."

That's my other beef with LA classes (drawing, painting, photography)... You don't have to do well to get a good grade. Bullshit and "stylistic choices" can net you an easy A or B when you turn in crap work on which you spent 1/10th the time of your classmates.
Source: How I passed my Digital Photography class.

On a side note, if you do find yourself in college, Liberal Arts classes are the second easiest to get A's in (after General Education like basic language, math, science, and history classes). The downside/tradeoff is that "studio" liberal arts classes are twice as long as other classes, yet provide no extra credits and still give you shit tons of homework. Art Orientation, for example, is a 3-hr/week Gen.Ed. class that gives maybe a chapter of reading per week, which can still be passed by simply paying attention in class and not doing the homework. Drawing 1, by comparison, is a 6-hr/week class for many Liberal Arts majors/minors that gives complicated, time-consuming homework once or twice a week. Both classes count as 1 credit, however, so LA majors are often doing twice the work of their peers to get a degree worth half as much.
This, I suppose, is the price they pay for having laid-back teachers that will rubber-stamp an A onto anything that's at least "completed"
#45 - This would probably be the only time I fully support and advoc… 02/21/2015 on Guess what day it is! 0
#42 - But... but... I want to be a writer...  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2015 on all i feel is rage +1
User avatar #45 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Most liberal arts classes focus on "this is what some other artist or person did, and some people had differing opinions about it." Which is awesome if you're reading it on Cracked, but pretty useless if it's being pitched as a career tool.
You do not need to go to college and study writing to be a writer. There are simple, straightforward courses offered by some universities and schools, and some companies, that will help you be a better writer (highschool stuff, like grammar and punctuation mostly, with some stylistic guidelines or tips of the trade). Such non-collegiate classes are more focused and useful for your career than wasting a bunch of time studying Sakespeare (unless you're planning on writing Shakespearean screenplays)
Now, I'll admit that Writing is perhaps one of the few Liberal Arts degrees (though I think some colleges might consider it Fine Arts or something else) that isn't a TOTAL waste of time, but I'd still advise you to look at the market and your end goals before deciding if you should enroll or not.
I mean, the 50 Shades of Grey author is apparently terrible, likely never went to college, and still made BANK on her shitty books.
Did you ever play the board game "LIFE"? Where you have the option of going to college and take a big loan, only to draw your random career cards and not get anything good? That's the life of a Liberal Arts major.
User avatar #83 - commoncrunch (02/21/2015) [-]
Hey heyyy, fun fact here: 50 Shades of Grey was originally a Twilight fanfic. That's right, SOMEONE'S MAKING BANK ON A FUCKING FANFIC OF AN ALREADY GODAWFUL SERIES.
User avatar #84 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Yep. This further illustrates the point that going to college to become a better writer is a lot like flying kites to become a better pilot.
User avatar #46 - Blargosnarf (02/21/2015) [-]
Wow, actual life advice, sure wish I got this in school. I was actually thinking biologist/chemist/bio-chemist as a career, and author as a hobby. Both of those are my passion pretty much.
User avatar #49 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
That seems like a good plan. Most liberal arts majors take a business minor, or something else useful, so that they look like worthy applicants for careers when their painting/sculpture/etsy-startup fails miserably. Putting "Liberal Arts Degree" on a resume' is a lot like saying, "I like to achieve by doing the minimum amount necessary, and I don't like to be judged or graded by an actual standard."

That's my other beef with LA classes (drawing, painting, photography)... You don't have to do well to get a good grade. Bullshit and "stylistic choices" can net you an easy A or B when you turn in crap work on which you spent 1/10th the time of your classmates.
Source: How I passed my Digital Photography class.

On a side note, if you do find yourself in college, Liberal Arts classes are the second easiest to get A's in (after General Education like basic language, math, science, and history classes). The downside/tradeoff is that "studio" liberal arts classes are twice as long as other classes, yet provide no extra credits and still give you shit tons of homework. Art Orientation, for example, is a 3-hr/week Gen.Ed. class that gives maybe a chapter of reading per week, which can still be passed by simply paying attention in class and not doing the homework. Drawing 1, by comparison, is a 6-hr/week class for many Liberal Arts majors/minors that gives complicated, time-consuming homework once or twice a week. Both classes count as 1 credit, however, so LA majors are often doing twice the work of their peers to get a degree worth half as much.
This, I suppose, is the price they pay for having laid-back teachers that will rubber-stamp an A onto anything that's at least "completed"
#31 - Juuuust one question... the heck is liberal arts, and how doe…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/21/2015 on all i feel is rage 0
User avatar #41 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Listen up, I'ma hit you with some knowledge.

Liberal Arts is a shit degree, that usually covers hippy/artsy hobbies that people mistakenly think they can make into careers. Painting, acting, sculpture, possibly even creative writing (fiction and such) often fall under the category of Liberal Arts (as opposed to being Science, Mass Communication, or Education degrees). Basically, anything that makes you think, "hey, I love doing this, I wonder if I can make money doing this" and can be answered with "no, you most likely cannot make money doing this" is probably a Liberal Arts subject.

Source: Wasted 3 years in college as a Liberal Arts major before seeing the error of my ways.
User avatar #42 - Blargosnarf (02/21/2015) [-]
But... but... I want to be a writer...
User avatar #45 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Most liberal arts classes focus on "this is what some other artist or person did, and some people had differing opinions about it." Which is awesome if you're reading it on Cracked, but pretty useless if it's being pitched as a career tool.
You do not need to go to college and study writing to be a writer. There are simple, straightforward courses offered by some universities and schools, and some companies, that will help you be a better writer (highschool stuff, like grammar and punctuation mostly, with some stylistic guidelines or tips of the trade). Such non-collegiate classes are more focused and useful for your career than wasting a bunch of time studying Sakespeare (unless you're planning on writing Shakespearean screenplays)
Now, I'll admit that Writing is perhaps one of the few Liberal Arts degrees (though I think some colleges might consider it Fine Arts or something else) that isn't a TOTAL waste of time, but I'd still advise you to look at the market and your end goals before deciding if you should enroll or not.
I mean, the 50 Shades of Grey author is apparently terrible, likely never went to college, and still made BANK on her shitty books.
Did you ever play the board game "LIFE"? Where you have the option of going to college and take a big loan, only to draw your random career cards and not get anything good? That's the life of a Liberal Arts major.
User avatar #83 - commoncrunch (02/21/2015) [-]
Hey heyyy, fun fact here: 50 Shades of Grey was originally a Twilight fanfic. That's right, SOMEONE'S MAKING BANK ON A FUCKING FANFIC OF AN ALREADY GODAWFUL SERIES.
User avatar #84 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Yep. This further illustrates the point that going to college to become a better writer is a lot like flying kites to become a better pilot.
User avatar #46 - Blargosnarf (02/21/2015) [-]
Wow, actual life advice, sure wish I got this in school. I was actually thinking biologist/chemist/bio-chemist as a career, and author as a hobby. Both of those are my passion pretty much.
User avatar #49 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
That seems like a good plan. Most liberal arts majors take a business minor, or something else useful, so that they look like worthy applicants for careers when their painting/sculpture/etsy-startup fails miserably. Putting "Liberal Arts Degree" on a resume' is a lot like saying, "I like to achieve by doing the minimum amount necessary, and I don't like to be judged or graded by an actual standard."

That's my other beef with LA classes (drawing, painting, photography)... You don't have to do well to get a good grade. Bullshit and "stylistic choices" can net you an easy A or B when you turn in crap work on which you spent 1/10th the time of your classmates.
Source: How I passed my Digital Photography class.

On a side note, if you do find yourself in college, Liberal Arts classes are the second easiest to get A's in (after General Education like basic language, math, science, and history classes). The downside/tradeoff is that "studio" liberal arts classes are twice as long as other classes, yet provide no extra credits and still give you shit tons of homework. Art Orientation, for example, is a 3-hr/week Gen.Ed. class that gives maybe a chapter of reading per week, which can still be passed by simply paying attention in class and not doing the homework. Drawing 1, by comparison, is a 6-hr/week class for many Liberal Arts majors/minors that gives complicated, time-consuming homework once or twice a week. Both classes count as 1 credit, however, so LA majors are often doing twice the work of their peers to get a degree worth half as much.
This, I suppose, is the price they pay for having laid-back teachers that will rubber-stamp an A onto anything that's at least "completed"
#40 - Dlsqueak (02/21/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberal_arts_education

Mostly stuff that doesn't net you a job once you get a degree in it.

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#32 - hugsta ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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