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- Either firing blanks, or that guy has the straightest pokerfac…
Testing his new bulletproof...
You do realize he had a plate carrier on right? That means no bruises and shit
Depends on the lead. The plate prevents penetration, but the kinetic energy still gotta go somewhere. Some good mesh and plate can knock the force down quite a bit, but you'll still feel that bullet. I'd say a 9mm would be about a decent punch.
The plate absorbs shock and spreads it out over a much larger area before the energy is transferred to the person's chest. Spreading out the pressure over a large area means less bodily harm.
When you get shot while only wearing kevlar, the "fabric" doesn't spread the kinetic energy as quickly before it makes it to the shootee. That means the force is applied to a smaller area and you end up with great big bruises.
The speed at which the kinetic energy is distributed is related to the density of the material.
Distributed load (in reverse) is why a rifle round can pierce armor that a deer slug can't. They have similar kinetic energy, but a rifle round applies that same energy to a much smaller, more focused area.
Yup, that's how they work.
But, again, the kinetic energy has to go somewhere. For this 9mm that's around 400ft-lbs of force. For a 7.62 it's about ~1,500 ft-lbs over a couple square feet of chest. It's way better than dying, but you won't be happy about it regardless of the plate.
You'd feel a push, but it wouldn't leave welts and shit like he was describing. Between the weight of the bullet and the fact that the steel is harder than the lead core, most of the energy dissipates on impact or is absorbed by the plate
*weight of the plate
- I've never understood scrutinizing someone based on their heig…
Truly unpopular opinions...
- >Liveleak Not sure if I want to watch...
- My question is why did it take him five years to come up with …
Because 5 years is a decent time in a made-up story
- So, I'm to gather from this that the U.N. is stupidly ineffect…
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Yeah, but should you really get your information on the UN from a random picture on the internet?
They once beat a whole country at scrabble and it surrendered so they cool in my book
You should watch the movie "No Man's Land". It has UN in it, and they do basically nothing.
Germany tried it's own version of united nations. And I tell you, it would have been efficient.
doesnt even do half the job. it does the opposite of the job
- Jesus Christ, an SCP got loose!
Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
- Sir, are you trying to give me an erection?
- All I remember it from is the Spongebob movie.
Random shit on my phone 28
- ...Anyone wanna educate an ignorant American?
Basically there was a government funded thing that would arrest you for saying bad things about muslims.
Right leaning government gets elected and abolishes that shit instantly
Wouldn't banning it only cause people to do it more, like how banning alcohol did in america?
>right leaning government gets elected and abolishes that shit instantly
>racism and islamophobia increases
>white supremacist and nazi groups increase
>police take action to control racists and islamophobes
>police introduce harsher punishments to racists and islamophobes in order to send out a message and control situation
>polands prisons are completely filled to the brim with white supremacists and nazis
>society prospers whilst racists and islamophobes are contained like animals
They would have to arrest every single pole it isn't the US or western Europe being racist is part of life
The key is to make legislature that you and your own people can come to an agreement on. YOUR OWN FUCKING PEOPLE. LIKE POLISH OR GERMAN OR BRITISH OR WHATEVER. NOT WHAT SOME DIRTY, XENOPHOBIC, MISOGYNISTIC, RAPE-HAPPY FOREIGNERS THAT GREW TOO FUCKING COMPLACENT BECAUSE THEY ACTUALLY ENDED SLAVERY LAST AFTER WORLD WAR 1. And we in America still get more shit than they do for 300,000 slaves over 200 years, and the Muslims been doing it far before, and were still doing it when America stopped. So stop shaming whites, Americans and people trying to defend their homeland. Jesus. I wish we could ship the slaves all back or at least their ancestors. I'm sick of getting shit for something I had nothing, and want nothing to do with.
Do you live under a rock? Do you even know their religion? Also what is stopping the police from being white supremacists? Putting the muslims in jail instead? Also, why do so many turn a blind eye to when the refugees start hurting and raping people, but STILL keep letting them in? I hope the 4th reich comes. Not for the muslims, but so people like you can learn a valuable lesson. It will rise not due to you not stopping it, but your actions creating an equal and opposite reaction because many of your own people are tired of some random ass strangers from another country coming into their towns and homes with established communities, and harming their loved ones.
- I just want to see a clip like this of them stealing the wheel…
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