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Blargosnarf

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:7/29/2015
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#16 - "I hate people who buy **** and then choose to do …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Mein Kraft +8
User avatar #20 - twondai (06/11/2015) [-]
kinda like buying a heavy duty SUV made for extreme off road stuff, and only using it to go get some groceries
User avatar #22 - nockae (06/11/2015) [-]
You're essentially telling them to check their monetary privilege
User avatar #43 - labree (06/12/2015) [-]
no, we're telling them to use the shit they spend money on for better purposes. its like having the cure for aids but only curing a small random country
#61 - xxsikoticxx (06/12/2015) [-]
rather extreme example, but sure yeah
#44 - We used to do that in my school, I had no idea what I was doin…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Mrs. B knows what's up 0
User avatar #68 - daniboyi (06/11/2015) [-]
doesn't that kind of remove the purpose?
the fact that the teacher never bothers to explain what it means?
Kind of like promising something without really knowing what a promise is.
#13 - I'd prefer to get a bobble head, but they're out of stock last I knew. 06/11/2015 on I WANT ONE 0
#26 - Why does it feel like a twelve year old is trying to seduce me?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #34 - fozzoul (06/10/2015) [-]
well, the squids gain their ability to transform into humans at the age of 14, so shes atleast 14 or older.

Now, considering the charatcer you play seems pretty fucking skilled with her human body as well as her squid form, i'll guess shes had the transform ability for at least a year, so shes probably between 15-16.

This has been a worthless, tired and slightly drunk analysis with fozzoul. good day.
#28 - antideadra (06/10/2015) [-]
because she is
#75 - ... I am ashamed it took me so long to understand ... 06/10/2015 on So, my friend likes organic... +1
#14 - I have my doubts about this, either it's fake, or police inten…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/04/2015 on (untitled) -29
#114 - stonetomcat (06/04/2015) [-]
So are you fucking about, or are you high?
#111 - arreatface (06/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #110 - newbtwo (06/04/2015) [-]
im just gonna ask this directly

are you genuinely retarded?
#109 - tofukitty (06/04/2015) [-]
Why
#29 - anon (06/04/2015) [-]
HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK AT THE SHERLOCK OVER HERE!
User avatar #15 - Sewallman (06/04/2015) [-]
Hypothetical situation
#36 - My name has an O in it, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! 06/04/2015 on Blargosnarf's profile 0
#25 - What is this, what the hell is going on, what did I miss?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Squidestential Crisis +3
#28 - verycoolcat (06/03/2015) [-]
a game came out on WII U thats basically supposed to be a shooter aimed at a younger audience where it involves paint instead of bullets and you can transform into a squid to fast travel and swim the painted areas.

They made a very annoying commercial www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjPOSKnOftA for the game....

Now the game has taken off among autistic people and filling the games 'world area' with mature jokes amongst 13 year old kids and even making a significantly large quantity of rule 34 of the character styles in the game.

Basically... its bronies all over again.
#35 - anon (06/03/2015) [-]
To be fair, after having tried the game, I found the gameplay to actually be pretty solid, especially for a shooter on the Wii U. Didn't see the commercial, didn't see the hype, just saw it, thought it was an interesting concept, and gave it a shot. That said, as much as I've enjoyed it, this new fandom needs to chill the fuck out before it actually becomes the next MLP kinda thing. Jesus fuck.
#37 - Except she would die, albeit slowly with a high chance of bein…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on *triggering intensifies* +1
User avatar #70 - notnewaccount (06/01/2015) [-]
Those are small vessels that wouldn't have any problem forming a thrombus unless she has coagulation problems or/and took aspirin.
#22 - "I'm a flubbering, blubbering whale with little grasp on … 05/30/2015 on Pronouns +4
#24 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2015 on Dang it, johnny. 0
#25 - lordsepulchure Comment deleted by Blargosnarf
#9 - This is extremely unsettling. 05/28/2015 on Ent mutation 0
#10 - ... no, I'm just retarded and had a stupid thought... 05/28/2015 on Hey Funnyjunk 0
#5 - Wait, shekels is an actual thing? I thought it was a made up t…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Hey Funnyjunk 0
User avatar #9 - xxnegociatorxx (05/28/2015) [-]
But that's because "aloha ackbar" is a combination of aloha and Admiral Ackbar. Try Allahu Akbar

I hope that wasn't the joke
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (05/28/2015) [-]
... no, I'm just retarded and had a stupid thought...
#28 - If it's gay to enjoy simple cute things then I don't want to b…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Is it gay to find this cute? +4
#29 - beaterthebiter (05/28/2015) [-]
Amen
#13 - so, what are the benefits of 3d printing over hand carving/mol…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on 3D Printing Compilation 0
User avatar #14 - Felris (05/28/2015) [-]
Less effort I guess. Download a model, load up some filament, press print, pray to the gods it doesn't fuck up, and then just leave it alone for awhile.

Then boom you got it. Unless you wanna do some finishing stuff like sanding/painting.
#8 - I dunno how it goes in Fallout 1 and 2 (gotta play them myself…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2015 on The Enclave is coming! +1
User avatar #11 - akulakhan (05/28/2015) [-]
Technically, they should be dead and gone shortly after the second game, since you blow up their main base with the majority of members as well as those in charge being there during the explosion and NCR takes over their mainland base some time later . Why did Beth decide to make the Enclave almost as powerful as they were in FO2 is beyond me.
#9 - anon (05/28/2015) [-]
I don't consider fallout 3 canon. Because they fucked up the enclave, brotherhood of steel, and the super mutants so bad that there is no redeeming how shit they have become. The factions in fallout 3 are so unfamiliar both thematically and esthetically from their older fallout counterparts that if you just change the faction's names, you would never associate them with the older factions. And I would even wager to guess no-one will ever mistake fallout 3 for a fallout game if it didn't say fallout right on the tin
#13 - ...or it could be because they believe that hitting on someone…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Male Privilege and "I Have... +56
User avatar #38 - whiterabit (05/27/2015) [-]
>Guy starts hitting on me
>I'm not interested
>Continues hitting on me
Is that not rude and disrespectful?
And actually, it does have quite a bit to do with the person a girl is with being male. My friend turns guys down because she has a boyfriend, and they back off. I turn guys down as a girl that has a girlfriend, and I get the same question every time: "How about a threesome?" Even though I already made it clear that I wasn't interested in them at all.
User avatar #81 - yologdogtwo (05/28/2015) [-]
It's because if we're not persistent in one way or another we'll end up alone.

If a person isn't interested, we have a chance to make them curious enough to get a second chance through discussion. Although I do get your point, having to deal with too many flirts a night would annoy me too. But then again, tough shit. Everyone needs to put up with the human mating process in one way or another.

If a girl has a boyfriend then it's pretty safe to say that we have no chance either way.
User avatar #86 - whiterabit (05/28/2015) [-]
Big big difference between discussion and being hit on. Plus, not a single time in six years since I started dating has actively pursuing and hitting on a girl that was not interested done anything more than irritate her and push her away. If they aren't interested, you're better off having flirtation free conversations
User avatar #93 - yologdogtwo (05/28/2015) [-]
While I agree completely If a girl downright says "Fuck off" then you should respect it. , I also feel obligated to say "Tough shit".

If men are the one's forced to summon up the courage to ask a girl out then do the rejection walk of shame back to their laughing friends then women are the one's forced to listen to cheezy one liners from desperate singlefags. It's just how human mating works. Even back in caveman day's.

Now that I think about it, there's probably a killing to be made on bar's specifically designed for people who don't want to be hit on...
User avatar #95 - whiterabit (05/28/2015) [-]
I don't think either of those things should happen though. This post pertained to a certain topic, but if it had been about who should ask out who, I'd say a girl should ask a guy is she's interested, same as a guy asks her. And that does happen, more often than it's made out to, and girls have to endure the shitty feeling of rejection too. Rejection sucks, but it's something that's gonna happen because not everyone will be interested; I don't think that should mean that someone's disinterest should be ignored or disrespected, just like rejection should not be done in a harsh, hurtful way. And you may be right about that bar. I'd drink there...if I wasn't such a homebody that liked to drink in the privacy of my room while playing viva pinata. don't judge me
User avatar #96 - yologdogtwo (05/28/2015) [-]
In a perfect world...
User avatar #98 - whiterabit (05/28/2015) [-]
I suppose it's a bit idyllic, but it seems that's how the way things should be will often sound
User avatar #47 - joeyliquid (05/27/2015) [-]
Well most guys would sneak in the threesome line, it's a guy's fantasy and most guys never experience it. Anywho, everyone is different however for example I would never hit on anyone in a relationship. Unless they were in a open relationship, even then it feels fucking weird. like i nearly fucked this guy's gf and he walked into the room, stopped for a moment and stared at us and then next a second later "do you want pancakes?" funny but fucking awkward.
User avatar #57 - whiterabit (05/27/2015) [-]
A lot of people would respect my relationship, but I don't see that as much because a lot of those people just don't approach me to begin with, so all I experience is a lot of people with no respect for it, like at least 80% of guys that hit on me
User avatar #58 - joeyliquid (05/27/2015) [-]
Well at least you realise it. Plus you seem to take into account that most guys see two girls as friends from a outsiders point of view, unless your clearly doing intimate shit. Saying that I've seen girls do pretty lesbian shit and walk it off as just girly things. The no homo is real.
User avatar #59 - whiterabit (05/27/2015) [-]
Yeah, I realize it's hard to tell the difference between homo and no homo with girls. But there's a point, one we often reach, where the homo becomes quite clear, and that's where it bothers me that they still hit on me, but again, some people can't tell if homo, so whatever to that sometimes though they do it online on meetme or okc or some shit where it clearly states I am gay and in a relationship, so that's both rude and dumb as fuck
#23 - anon (05/27/2015) [-]
Hitting on someone that turns you down multiple times is also plain rude.
#7 - I think I had a fever dream like this once... 05/26/2015 on dance time +1
#23 - What would really be the benefit of multiple monitors?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2015 on PC Gaming Compilation 0
User avatar #192 - battledude (05/24/2015) [-]
once you use 2, you cant go back
#41 - OtisMcWonderful (05/23/2015) [-]
Doing lots of things at once without juggling windows like a single monitor pleb.
User avatar #26 - exceeding (05/23/2015) [-]
Playing games and watching youtube videos!
#211 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
I have 4 monitors at work - I NEED the real estate. At any given point in time I've got multiple RDP sessions open to the servers I support, console interfaces open to the switches and storage arrays I support, email, interoffice communicator, ticketing system, web browser for research, white papers, documentation I am either using or creating.....what is the benefit of only ONE???
User avatar #25 - Felris (05/23/2015) [-]
Well for coding it's super nice to have what you're working on on one monitor and then references on another monitor.
Same works for some games. Like if you're playing an RPG then on your second monitor you could put up the build you're working to, or just a guide. I think Battlefield had a thing where you could put have the game on one monitor and then a big map overview on another.

For browsing/gaming it's nice to have youtube/netflix on the second monitor. Especially for Grindy games. I played a lot of RuneScape and a second monitor was the key to not going insane from the grind.

Lots of other small stuff.

One monitor becomes frustrating and even claustrophobic after some time with multiple monitors.
User avatar #482 - dirtymoe (05/24/2015) [-]
Best thing for coding is to rotate monitor to vertical. I taped mine to wall with silvertape once when I had a lot of projects...
#2 - So, a hero uses escalated aggravation and force?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Hero 0
#8 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
Refreshing when 99% of heroes and protaganists are just preachy and up their own ass.
User avatar #6 - godtwomany (05/22/2015) [-]
Do you like comic books or actions movies?
User avatar #3 - peanutsaurusrex (05/22/2015) [-]
what, you don't?
#72 - Hokay, on ViewComic what's with the numbers next to the name? … 05/16/2015 on Red Team stuff +1
#68 - Like I said, don't know dick about comic books, like, at all, …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Red Team stuff +1
User avatar #71 - comicexplain (05/16/2015) [-]
It's a lot like watching a TV series, if every show in the world was all connected to one big story!
User avatar #72 - Blargosnarf (05/16/2015) [-]
Hokay, on ViewComic what's with the numbers next to the name? Sometimes it seems like sequential orders, but others go into decimals like 1.3, and at the very bottom of the list is 700.5! THE NUMBERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?
#67 - I would honestly recommend Ultimate Spider-Man, one of the new… 05/16/2015 on Red Team stuff +1
#14 - Can a super marvel fanboy xtreme 420 yoloswagger help me in fi…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/15/2015 on Red Team stuff +1
User avatar #34 - comicexplain (05/15/2015) [-]
Gosh, the -new- Amazing Spider-Man is absolutely great! Spider-Verse is as well!
User avatar #68 - Blargosnarf (05/16/2015) [-]
Like I said, don't know dick about comic books, like, at all, was too poor to follow comics as a kid, if I look up to find Amazing Spider-Man, is it like watching a TV series, a beginning point and subsequent chapters that overlay one large plot, or is it like, interchangable, it doesn't matter what order you read it in?
User avatar #71 - comicexplain (05/16/2015) [-]
It's a lot like watching a TV series, if every show in the world was all connected to one big story!
User avatar #72 - Blargosnarf (05/16/2015) [-]
Hokay, on ViewComic what's with the numbers next to the name? Sometimes it seems like sequential orders, but others go into decimals like 1.3, and at the very bottom of the list is 700.5! THE NUMBERS, WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?
User avatar #25 - kinginthenorth (05/15/2015) [-]
comicexplain always has something to recommend
User avatar #30 - Resonantscythe (05/15/2015) [-]
Superior spiderman was really good. Shows why Peter is a good superhero despite his shortcomings.
User avatar #24 - hargleblarg (05/15/2015) [-]
Personally I enjoy the Spider-man 2099 run but that's not Peter Parker. Might wanna try the Morlun run, that was freaking cool, and just read the story from there on (it's about Peter fighting mystical creatures all hunting him while a mysterious person called Ezekiel lends Peter a hand). I think that arc ends just after "Evolve or Die" so it's a pretty long run.

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User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
User avatar #35 to #10 - Proximity (06/04/2015) [-]
I almost repeated myself here, Blargosnarf
User avatar #36 to #35 - Blargosnarf (06/04/2015) [-]
My name has an O in it, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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