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Steam Profile: rayman224
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:7/23/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#78 - Eh, the hell, I need Pokedex completion. 07/07/2014 on Dialga - Give Away (... 0
#45 - What makes you think they don't? 07/07/2014 on He's a legend +3
#2 - I always find this clip to infuriate me a bit, I always hate d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Well he has a point -4
#3 - amusingusername (07/04/2014) [-]
You are right! I'm going to destroy my friends' armies right now.
#16 - I was joking, don't take it so seriously.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Mysophobia 0
User avatar #17 - darksideofthebeast (07/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough, but you get my point.
#5 - PaedoPHILE!? How the fuck do you fuck a fossil!? 07/03/2014 on title -1
#132 - Only a Sith deals in absolutes... you could be bi-sexual. 07/03/2014 on sparkyoneonetwo's home life 0
#4 - I just grab the fucking handle because I'm not a germophobic w…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Mysophobia 0
User avatar #15 - darksideofthebeast (07/04/2014) [-]
Germophobic people can't help the way they are, just like you can't help coming off as a total dickbag by calling them weirdos.
It's a mental problem that they can't control, just like depression, anxiety, schizophrenia ETC...
User avatar #16 - Blargosnarf (07/04/2014) [-]
I was joking, don't take it so seriously.
User avatar #17 - darksideofthebeast (07/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough, but you get my point.
#8 - theXsjados (07/03/2014) [-]
Except for the people who came before you who didn't wash their hands after flushing the toilet and then used the door handle.
User avatar #6 - kevinator (07/03/2014) [-]
that's why you flush with your shoe/boot
#18 - devout feminist (07/04/2014) [-]
It's a good thing everyone does that. (sarcasm)
#19 - Well, he's not so much as impersonating Jesus as he is wearing… 07/03/2014 on Cops and Jesus 0
#1 - What the fuck kind of throw is that!? Christ, I threw better i…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on photoshop 0
#4 - devout feminist (07/03/2014) [-]
Someone who liked other things and therefore never bothered playing basket ball.

"What kind of shit pirouette is that? I pirouetted better in grade school!"
#2 - Looks more like a Jackal Elite crossbreed... *shudders at ment…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on halo +1
User avatar #3 - jackmanagan (07/03/2014) [-]
and a grunt in the background slapping her little grunt cunt

making grunt noises

you should submit this idea to deviant art im sure someone would love to do this
#6 - If they had attached the floatation devices to the bottom they… 07/03/2014 on i spot a joke in the tags +3
#116 - One thing leads to another and US drops two atomic bombs on Japan.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2014 on Fuck jennifer 0
#129 - greatphanacttwo (07/02/2014) [-]
One thing leads to another and *prrrrrrrrrrp*
#13 - These aren't "realistic", these are just high detail…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2014 on Realistic-Looking Pokémon... +123
User avatar #27 - theghostrider (07/02/2014) [-]
Exactly. I've seen realistic models of Pokemon and they don't look creepy.
#18 - acivcrusader (07/02/2014) [-]
i agree, the only one that can be called as realistic is the drowzee and maybe electabuzz, the others or are draw different just for the sake of being creepy (gastly's mouth/ haunter's claws) or the artist got something something really wrong (Evee's eyes / Darkrai meat root like lower body)
#76 - devout feminist (07/02/2014) [-]
I think darkrai's meat root lower body was an attempt to make it "realistic" as in the idea that ghosts (or whatever darkrai is (a spirit that haunts dreams or something?) aren't real. I think the idea is that if a person saw it, they might mistake it for a ghost and then an urban legend spreads about a ghost pokemon (altho II agree I think this looks a lot worse than the actual design of darkrai but it sure is creative)
#8 - I too have made the intercourse with the female vagina, let us… 07/02/2014 on Indian Newspaper Sex ed +1
#16 - I'd say he was perfectly fine, if he didn't take the name &quo… 07/01/2014 on fun facts +1
#45 - This bullshit is starting to delve into literal racism, we're … 07/01/2014 on "Equality" 0
#22 - Instantly what jolts to mind is that image series of a cop cho… 07/01/2014 on Guess the Race +8
#7 - My balls clenched when I saw it, didn't notice at first. 07/01/2014 on mfw +1
#37 - A bite from both, I can assure you, will be fatal.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on QUIT TOUCHING ME FAGGOT +2
User avatar #41 - kennyh (06/30/2014) [-]
nah.
two totaly different types of venom. A brown recluse is almost never fatal because its hemotoxic venom just rots off whatever it injects, very painful, very painful treatment, but not fatal on your finger.
Black widow, with its neurotoxin can be fatal buuuut rarely is unless it bites multiple times or on the elderly.
#78 - ohsopainful (07/01/2014) [-]
thank you for the clarification, dude.
#38 - ohsopainful (06/30/2014) [-]
both at one time, most likely. but not individually.
#14 - The fact that it even uses the word "magically" deno… 06/30/2014 on Original Prankster +1
#10 - ...are you fucking serious?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2014 on The Future Soon +3
User avatar #11 - syrenthra (06/30/2014) [-]
Yep, none of them take it too seriously, they will usually slip up and just say, "sorry, we gotta say first-year, but yeah". Everyone thinks it is bullshit, the only thing I can figure is there is some feminazi-isque woman on some board that got it through
#12 - I wasn't talking particularly about Mario 2... 06/30/2014 on How to be a Super Player 0
#7 - Oh, I should have expected something so stupid.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2014 on The Future Soon +24
User avatar #9 - syrenthra (06/30/2014) [-]
Wanna know how far it is going? My college has it so the the Resident Assistants and such have to call Freshmen, First-Years, because man
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (06/30/2014) [-]
...are you fucking serious?
User avatar #11 - syrenthra (06/30/2014) [-]
Yep, none of them take it too seriously, they will usually slip up and just say, "sorry, we gotta say first-year, but yeah". Everyone thinks it is bullshit, the only thing I can figure is there is some feminazi-isque woman on some board that got it through
#4 - Womyn? The hell is that? How do you pronounce that?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2014 on The Future Soon +12
User avatar #6 - Jabberwocky (06/30/2014) [-]
It's an alternate spelling of "woman" that comes from some feminists thinking that the root word "man" in "wo-man" is oppressing them through the grammatical plots of the patriarchy.
User avatar #26 - theexplodingcheez (06/30/2014) [-]
makes them sound like aliens or something.
User avatar #7 - Blargosnarf (06/30/2014) [-]
Oh, I should have expected something so stupid.
User avatar #9 - syrenthra (06/30/2014) [-]
Wanna know how far it is going? My college has it so the the Resident Assistants and such have to call Freshmen, First-Years, because man
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (06/30/2014) [-]
...are you fucking serious?
User avatar #11 - syrenthra (06/30/2014) [-]
Yep, none of them take it too seriously, they will usually slip up and just say, "sorry, we gotta say first-year, but yeah". Everyone thinks it is bullshit, the only thing I can figure is there is some feminazi-isque woman on some board that got it through
#1 - How is this cringe? It's a child's drawing.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Oh boy +6
#16 - ciacheczko (06/30/2014) [-]
It's not a child's drawing. Lines are far too well-made, look at how fucking straight some of them are. And the colouring doesn't even a little bit come outside the outlines either. Plus, it's obvious that both handwritings are the same, only one was done a bit crooked to seem childish - "e" in partiuclar is nearly identical in both cases.

tl;dr;to me it's a cringe because someone actually believed it's a child's drawing.
#2 - thewowpimp (06/29/2014) [-]
It's cringe cause some retard thought he was saying "bike".
User avatar #11 - evilanakie (06/30/2014) [-]
wait so your dick doesnt look like that
dude go see a doctor
thats weird
#5 - devout feminist (06/30/2014) [-]
Maybe it is because there is a little girl riding a bike in the picture?
User avatar #8 - hellomynameisbill (06/30/2014) [-]
you can clearly see the balls and the urethra, you dummy.
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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