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Blargosnarf

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Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:7/29/2015
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#15 - Strange, I've only heard it pronounced as "fahj"  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2014 on Nostalgia +2
User avatar #54 - mrselfdestruct (06/20/2014) [-]
you have a point there.
#253 - then I guess I misread it. 06/19/2014 on Myths about Japan Part 2. 0
#14 - So, sexuality is very open and explorative... but yet they sti…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Myths about Japan Part 2. +31
User avatar #266 - Kairyuka (06/19/2014) [-]
They USED to be very open about their sexuality, but then they decided they really wanted to please America and thus took in their shyness towards sexuality to a whole new level
#252 - anon (06/19/2014) [-]
but it says sex is a private matter, not open...
User avatar #253 - Blargosnarf (06/19/2014) [-]
then I guess I misread it.
User avatar #219 - livefromtokyo (06/19/2014) [-]
actually sex is not very open at all. I rarely even see people holding hands (and when i do it is normally only high school people). and I have yet to see anyone kiss out in the open.

My japanese friends have told me that it is actually unusual for couples (even married ones) to have sex in their houses (perhaps it is because japanese walls tend to be thinner than elsewhere) But many people go to "love hotels" to have sex.

In fact, the japanese population is dwindling because people are not interested in sex. (or so says the newspapers) There are campaigns to try to get people to go out and have more sex and the government has setup incentives for people to start families.

Masturbation of the other hand is huge in Japan. It is completely on a whole other level.
I have a friend who works at a spanking bondage shop that only opens late at night. She says that old businessmen will come in groups to watch her and to, well, spank her. They aren't allowed to do anything other than that but she said that generally they don't seem to want to do anything other than that. I guess one for the wank bank?
User avatar #29 - bizengaust (06/18/2014) [-]
It's weird right? The censorship laws are a little......strange to say the least. You can show a woman having sex with an octopus and it's a piece of art but if you show pubes then you have to cover that shit up.
User avatar #83 - crimsonsunshine (06/19/2014) [-]
also any porn made for selling to outside japan is uncensored.
User avatar #81 - crimsonsunshine (06/19/2014) [-]
they were put in place around WWII and no one changed them.
#28 - grogovic (06/18/2014) [-]
They don't censor their porn, their dicks are so tiny it comes out pixelated.
#338 - sanbonzakura (06/19/2014) [-]
#127 - lionsoil (06/19/2014) [-]
#116 - saltyfries (06/19/2014) [-]
fuck i'm laughing to hard at this one
User avatar #31 - kjoni (06/18/2014) [-]
klekl
#10 - Honestly, I think it was more of a magical evolution than a ge… 06/18/2014 on play your videogames, or no... 0
#37 - I would still very much like to know how they've been doing no…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Expiration Date 0
User avatar #83 - wliia (06/18/2014) [-]
I always assumed that Soldier shared Merasmus' pills with the other mercs.
#10 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on SEDUCE ME +20
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#5 - "We don't have much in stock because all our livestock ke…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #15 - mrtwilightsparkle (06/18/2014) [-]
Plot twist: Animals have survived without antibiotics for millions of years.
User avatar #12 - citruslord (06/18/2014) [-]
Except that farms that don't use large quantities of antibiotics also don't keep them in incredibly unsanitary and inhumane conditions like common factory farms, which is why they get sick in the first place. Standing in your own shit will do that.. They generally eat real food too.
That whole thing with antibiotic resistant diseases is mostly brought on by the massive amount of antibiotics they dump into their feed.
User avatar #10 - stickmanz (06/18/2014) [-]
see, odds are when they say anti biotic free, they mean they don't dump a surpluss into there foods, which transfers to humans and can cause issues with super viruses and such. they'd still be vaccinated.
#14 - Okay, call me culturally inept or ***************** , bu…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on only in china couple editon -3
#72 - anon (06/18/2014) [-]
Unrefrigerated egg can last up to a month, maybe some of them gone bad by then, but not all.
User avatar #27 - pedokuma (06/18/2014) [-]
fish are kept alive in water, brought out only when the fish at front are all sold.
meat is directly taken out of freshly killed animals, which are stored somewhere nearby. they do not sell meat from yesterday's batch.
the speed at which the products leave the butcher's selling table is fast, no meat or fish stays there for more than a few hours. they only bring out a set amount that will be bought quickly and replenished.
eggs DO NOT need to be refridgerated. They last a decent amount of time.
There's always a market less than half an hour away from you in asia. once you buy your meat you go home and cook it or freeze it.

#19 - quiescat (06/18/2014) [-]
so wild guess most of the people buying from a open air market either don't have the coolers your speaking about anyways or know they would need use it soon.

the eggs are far less of a concern

also if this is outrageous to you please for the love of god never look into how poorly your food is shipped prepared or stored you might have a stroke , just my observations from working at both a restaurant and a grocery story
#12 - I am 40% Scottish, 25% Irish, 35% English and 5% French, and b…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Super delayed action... -1
User avatar #38 - konradkurze (06/18/2014) [-]
youre still 100% european
User avatar #46 - xxbandwagonxx (06/18/2014) [-]
100% American
#14 - But if it's mated with a sub species, it then in turn only cre… 06/18/2014 on fin +1
#12 - Because of genetics, if he mated with his clone, that clone wo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on fin +1
User avatar #13 - comicexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
in fairness, even if the clone turns out male, it could have been a viable reproduction method, at least till a suitable sub-species was found.
User avatar #15 - comicexplain (06/18/2014) [-]
Either way, they've been trying to do exactly that with the real one.
User avatar #14 - Blargosnarf (06/18/2014) [-]
But if it's mated with a sub species, it then in turn only creates a separate "mutt", and unless you mate two half mutts together with perfect conditions, which in biological science is damn near impossible, you will never get the the lost species back again. If a species can only survive purely on artificial means, while remaining sexual in reproduction, is it truly living as a viable species?
#12 - The same can be said about ignorance of basic grade school lev… 06/18/2014 on Science +17
#8 - ...*sigh*... Why does this emotionally affect me...?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on haters 0
#9 - larknok (06/18/2014) [-]
because they're anthropomorphized colorful horses.

Jesus Christ, if they were 100% horse they would fucking buck your face in and run away.
#23 - Well, all discrimination aside, she is kinda scary... Looks l… 06/18/2014 on KFC... -4
#31 - And?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on cannot be unseen 0
User avatar #32 - badgerbaiting (06/18/2014) [-]
Nothing. It was a mindblower when I found out.
#12 - Wii-U certainly helps with this illusion 06/18/2014 on We've all done this +1
#55 - There, now can we stop superimposing furries with those who li… 06/18/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 3 0
#28 - I feel the same, but only because I feel I'd make an absolute … 06/18/2014 on how to deal with bitchy... +6
#25 - Like all wasps, these things are primary predators of insects,… 06/17/2014 on Giant Japanese Hornets +1
#8 - Yeah, so, why is his hair flickering like fire? Super Saiyan h…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Little rage +1
#9 - cloymax (06/14/2014) [-]
I figure the maker just thought it would look cool.

though the effect itself seems strangely familiar, maybe it's a directly copied template or something.
#2 - ...why does his hair flicker like fire?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Little rage +2
User avatar #7 - cloymax (06/14/2014) [-]
it's supposed to be a super-saiyan transformation.
User avatar #8 - Blargosnarf (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah, so, why is his hair flickering like fire? Super Saiyan hair doesn't do that.
#9 - cloymax (06/14/2014) [-]
I figure the maker just thought it would look cool.

though the effect itself seems strangely familiar, maybe it's a directly copied template or something.
#32 - no, you're putting words in my mouth. If you want to buy a pai…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Feminazis 0
User avatar #33 - thatdudeyoulike (06/13/2014) [-]
In some points yes.

But i also like the US flag tbh, just for it looks, and i actually own a pair of those shorts (just in black) even tho im not from the US.
#30 - Wha? All I'm saying is why would they be interested in a US fl…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Feminazis 0
User avatar #31 - thatdudeyoulike (06/13/2014) [-]
So basically what you're saying is, that if you're from a different nationality you cant buy a flag, from another nationality?

User avatar #32 - Blargosnarf (06/13/2014) [-]
no, you're putting words in my mouth. If you want to buy a pair of shorts with a flag on it, wouldn't you want it to be your flag?
User avatar #33 - thatdudeyoulike (06/13/2014) [-]
In some points yes.

But i also like the US flag tbh, just for it looks, and i actually own a pair of those shorts (just in black) even tho im not from the US.
#11 - It would be a simple flesh wound, on a normal person it would … 06/13/2014 on X-Ray of 800 pound man +3
#21 - Okay, lemme just get the clippers to the part that's under the… 06/13/2014 on ingrown nails +1

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User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
User avatar #35 to #10 - Proximity (06/04/2015) [-]
I almost repeated myself here, Blargosnarf
User avatar #36 to #35 - Blargosnarf (06/04/2015) [-]
My name has an O in it, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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