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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#21 - I wish I had a arrested. 11/01/2013 on Parenting 0
#9 - The fuck is a coney?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Bunnymania 0
User avatar #10 - moorbs (11/01/2013) [-]
A European rabbit
User avatar #11 - moorbs (11/01/2013) [-]
But we call them rabbits
#19 - Sooo... you'd only be impressed if they were real axes, and ro…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/01/2013 on this is pretty impressive. +12
#65 - thatanonfag has deleted their comment.
User avatar #72 - Blargosnarf (11/01/2013) [-]
Okay, which part is this obvious troll saying is sarcasm? The absolutely obvious sarcasm that was said, or the obvious shit posting? Answer me that, the get on your knees.
#40 - Wow... as one who loves space stuff... how the fuck did I not … 10/31/2013 on oh You! 0
#3 - ...I don't get it.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/31/2013 on Fall Back +4
#36 - luluwho (11/01/2013) [-]
Your name makes Grumpy Cat smile.
User avatar #6 - Lintutu (10/31/2013) [-]
Stonehenge was possibly an ancient clock or something, and in order for it to work properly for DLST, they had to move around these heavy ass rocks.
#7 - faroeseguy (10/31/2013) [-]
wasn't it reasently discovered, that the stonehenge was a sign for truce?
Something about to armies fighting, then made a truce, and build the stonehenge as a contract or some shit...
User avatar #8 - luluwho (10/31/2013) [-]
I dont' think it can be known for sure.
User avatar #15 - killmani (10/31/2013) [-]
it lines up with the soloists and other events it was more lie a calendar
#33 - What would he be heckling about it? I myself saw a mistake or …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2013 on oh You! 0
#36 - miwauturu (10/31/2013) [-]
A: This was posted by The Beaverton. It's like a Canadian verson of The Onion, so it's parody

B: Possibly one of the most suspension of disbelief-breaking set ups I have ever seen. The sheer idea that a single satellite being taken out could destroy basically every other satellite in orbit, despite the fact that they are in different orbit heights and directions is sheer lunacy.
User avatar #40 - Blargosnarf (10/31/2013) [-]
Wow... as one who loves space stuff... how the fuck did I not realize that!?
#56 - I greatly dislike people who chose a username that's a fucking…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2013 on Everytime I login.. +5
User avatar #270 - seventh (10/31/2013) [-]
I created this account way before mentions were around and I use "seventh" on a couple other sites. Mentions are annoying but not annoying enough for me to create a whole other account.
User avatar #182 - ponieskilledmyacc (10/31/2013) [-]
I agree! That's soooo Blargosnarf of them!
#13 - It real. Trust me, i am science.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/31/2013 on *sonic facepalmboom* +45
#67 - awesemo (10/31/2013) [-]
seems legit
User avatar #15 - haydn (10/31/2013) [-]
its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol
User avatar #55 - thelegitmetalhead (10/31/2013) [-]
YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD
#58 - There's a doctor who reference? Where?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Whatever man +4
#61 - harrywarden (10/30/2013) [-]
I can't see it either.
User avatar #143 - evilanakie (10/30/2013) [-]
angels i think
#56 - A thumb for what?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/30/2013 on Whatever man +1
User avatar #57 - evravonseventyseve (10/30/2013) [-]
The Doctor Who reference.
User avatar #58 - Blargosnarf (10/30/2013) [-]
There's a doctor who reference? Where?
#61 - harrywarden (10/30/2013) [-]
I can't see it either.
User avatar #143 - evilanakie (10/30/2013) [-]
angels i think
#22 - Laugh as you wish, you would still be far less popular than th… 10/29/2013 on Virginity Protector 3000 +1
#21 - See? IT is possible to laugh at stereotypes if the person writ…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/28/2013 on anon in germany +1
#61 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
Most other countrys don't even use tipping. They only tip at all when it's amazing service. Otherwise, waiters are actually paid by their employers. It's like they're normal human beings and not food slaves.
User avatar #33 - miklthepikl (10/28/2013) [-]
duno about the north east, but down here in LA, you can't watch a movie without hearing at least half the people at the theater clap at inappropriate times. its annoying.
#28 - gammajk (10/28/2013) [-]
#25 - jackassalope (10/28/2013) [-]
Americans tend to over-tip everyone while they travel because they think it results in much better service. When my dad goes traveling he tips the barman $20 a couple times a night just to make sure that he will always be drunk off his ass. He over-tips the maids so that they will put up with his drunken bullshit, and gives like 30% tips at any restaurant he plans on visiting more than once. Pretty sure all of these people would do their job if he was just nice to be around but he is a drunken asshole so he probable would never know that.
User avatar #110 - milthyfoustache (10/28/2013) [-]
When Brits travel abroad we get hammered everywhere we go and never tip and get away with it so tell your dad not to bother next time
#111 - jackassalope (10/28/2013) [-]
He's not just a drunk, hes a drunken asshole. Not even kind've. He's even proud of the fact that he is an asshole.
User avatar #23 - ispn (10/28/2013) [-]
I think it's funny too, and i think the applause thing is because people will clap for weird reasons, such as a waiter dropping a tray, or someone doing something stupid, so they applaud sarcastically, and for the tipping thing i think that one is more focused on how the stereotype of America is that we all think we are richy rich, and just can throw money away for no reason.
#60 - anonymous (10/28/2013) [-]
Actually no other country uses a tipping basis like america does. It's because we're the only ones that are THAT big an asshole to waiters that they have to rely on stranger's tips to survive.

That's why it's there.
#12 - I'm serious, that looks exactly like my little sister. 10/27/2013 on True Happiness 0
#8 - Why yes, it is English.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on (untitled) +2
#19 - sanepane (10/27/2013) [-]
Definite 2am giggling material.
#13 - Hey, lay off, I actually wouldn't have noticed it was meant to… 10/27/2013 on Damn Nature +24
#22 - Don't they have different sizes? 10/27/2013 on ladys please 0
#16 - Red Luigi is best Luigi. 10/27/2013 on Weegee #1 +5
#133 - I was about to yell at you but then I immediately remembered t… 10/27/2013 on il drink to that +1
#25 - You do realize that's a person throwing a bit of trash, right?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2013 on For Real 0
#28 - alderus has deleted their comment.
#136 - Well gee, it's not like you named your account after a common …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2013 on notebook's profile 0
User avatar #137 - dubslao (10/26/2013) [-]
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#16 - So, like the snake above, like that finger patting it's head, …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2013 on 'straya +5
#17 - snakefire (10/26/2013) [-]
They don't usually like their heads touched, but they will often rub against you, which can be considered a show of affection.

My snake would always rub against my nose and sideburns.
User avatar #70 - iamaniceperson (10/26/2013) [-]
Your text color make me think you are whispering. I think I'm weird.
#13 - Then you're someone who knows about snakes. I've always been i…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2013 on 'straya +2
#15 - snakefire (10/26/2013) [-]
People say they don't, but that's a dirty lie.
Snakes will even show a reaction to their owners emotions. But I'm not sure how they tell what your emotion is.

All I know is, if you're distressed or angry when holding an unfamilliar snake it will most likely be scared of you or aggressive towards you.
User avatar #16 - Blargosnarf (10/26/2013) [-]
So, like the snake above, like that finger patting it's head, they'll act excited or affectionate like most any other animal?
#17 - snakefire (10/26/2013) [-]
They don't usually like their heads touched, but they will often rub against you, which can be considered a show of affection.

My snake would always rub against my nose and sideburns.
User avatar #70 - iamaniceperson (10/26/2013) [-]
Your text color make me think you are whispering. I think I'm weird.
#11 - That snake looks like it's eye moves, I know snakes don't have…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/26/2013 on 'straya +1
User avatar #45 - rockinthejizzface (10/26/2013) [-]
The muscles needed to look around is functional in some but not all snake species, mostly vipers to make hunting easier.
User avatar #12 - snakefire (10/26/2013) [-]
I think so. you think I would know, having bred snakes for all my life.
User avatar #13 - Blargosnarf (10/26/2013) [-]
Then you're someone who knows about snakes. I've always been iffy about them because, no matter what, I can NEVER tell their emotion, do snakes actually show affection towards their owners?
#15 - snakefire (10/26/2013) [-]
People say they don't, but that's a dirty lie.
Snakes will even show a reaction to their owners emotions. But I'm not sure how they tell what your emotion is.

All I know is, if you're distressed or angry when holding an unfamilliar snake it will most likely be scared of you or aggressive towards you.
User avatar #16 - Blargosnarf (10/26/2013) [-]
So, like the snake above, like that finger patting it's head, they'll act excited or affectionate like most any other animal?
#17 - snakefire (10/26/2013) [-]
They don't usually like their heads touched, but they will often rub against you, which can be considered a show of affection.

My snake would always rub against my nose and sideburns.
User avatar #70 - iamaniceperson (10/26/2013) [-]
Your text color make me think you are whispering. I think I'm weird.
#162 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Wat +1
#212 - dickticklerluv (10/25/2013) [-]
#63 - Hmm, then perhaps what I'm thinking of only has to do with an extra Y.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on boy/ girl 0
User avatar #85 - cormy (10/25/2013) [-]
XYY is also one that gives some adverse affects.
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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