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Blargosnarf

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Gender: male
Age: 19
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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:7/04/2015
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#26 - Allowed to, not able to.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2015 on # of people I'm allowed to... 0
User avatar #27 - fukitidk (06/27/2015) [-]
oh, nevermind then
#42 - Do people actually have such feelings about height? I have hon… 06/27/2015 on 9'11 0
#32 - Who said the kid was a good person? 06/26/2015 on Tom Felton +8
#73 - ...I have an irrational fear of elevators... thank you for ma… 06/26/2015 on Yes, 12 please. +2
#13 - Ssssooo are all people with yellow/green names supposed to be …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2015 on men +2
User avatar #15 - needsauceadmisblan (06/26/2015) [-]
new account i think.
#4 - It's a symbiotic relationship, bees receive safety from pretty…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2015 on HONEY SLAVES TO THE WHITE MAN +1
User avatar #5 - neverborn (06/25/2015) [-]
The movie's really about a bee stealing a guy's girlfriend, they had to stick the honey thing in for kids to see evil things.
User avatar #13 - nickelakon (06/26/2015) [-]
Its about a bee fucking a human
#111 - Have no idea what I'm doing and can't even find Fallout Shelte…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2015 on Fallout shelter comp 2 0
User avatar #116 - VincentKing (06/25/2015) [-]
You may need to wait for its release on android first, unfortuantely
#20 - Who the **** would I call?  [+] (30 new replies) 06/24/2015 on Fallout shelter comp 2 +1
User avatar #21 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
> 19 years old

> no friends with phones



You ok?
User avatar #24 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I'm 18 with no phone, no job, and no friends. I'm fine.
User avatar #72 - armenia (06/24/2015) [-]
No, you're not
User avatar #108 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I have video games so it isn't so bad.
User avatar #27 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
I can be your friend <3
#28 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I'm not very interesting.
#103 - drazhar (06/24/2015) [-]
Bullshit. You just haven't figured out what your interesting traits are yet.

It's not a figure of speech, my friend, I'm being completely serious. You cannot really know what attributes of yours will interest other people until you actually experience it. So go do it, have small talks, socialize. I know it's hard, but take it from one who has been fighting his way out of betadom for nearly three years now - it's very fucking much worth it.
#109 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
It isn't hard for me to socialize, its hard for me to go anywhere to do it. I'd have to walk 5 miles to talk to anyone and I'd only be able to walk those 5 miles if my mentally retarded older brother didn't need someone to be at home with him in case he started eating his own shit or something.
#35 - cutenesseverypost (06/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #29 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
I don't need you to be.

Besides, everyone's interesting in some way. The most boring dude in the world would even have an interesting world record
#30 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
If you say so.
User avatar #32 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Show me a cool drawing of yours.
#33 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
drew my gf.
User avatar #34 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Hahaha

Saw it in my notifications for a bit and thought "aw cute"
#38 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I felt like you deserved a better drawing so this was the best I could do with my mouse.
#53 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
You're pretty good at drawing. Go into the business or something. I don't know what business there is but just go into it. Work for disney or some shit I don't know i'm not as creative as you, it's for you to figure out at that point.
User avatar #56 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I'm not that good at it though. There's so much I don't know how to draw and I can never get the proportions right for anything.
#102 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
SUCH IS THE LIFE OF AN ARTIST. You will obviously judge your own stuff as much as you can. I mean, you have to live with what you do. But that's generally a good motivation to learn more about the topic. Also good motivation for quitting. But hey, it's a forked road.
User avatar #45 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
very nice. Are you better with hand-drawing then? Or do you ironically prefer digital design?
User avatar #46 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I'm much better with a pencil. Mouse isn't the most precise way to draw anything.
#52 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Too true.

Here's one of my digital designs. (I prefer pencil and pad too though)



logo for me and my friends game design "company"
#85 - captaincrapface (06/24/2015) [-]
Shiet.
Solo game designer here.
Any protips?
User avatar #110 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Sorry bruh. Novice here.

But I've learned how to use maya, UE4 and blender...
So if you need some really beginner tips there I can probably help.
#113 - captaincrapface (06/24/2015) [-]
Got any tips for 2D graphics? That's what I suck at the most.
User avatar #114 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Hmm. Again amateur here. However...

Well the best advice that I can give you is two things:

Practice sketching, even if you suck at sketching and are good at digital design, being able to master drawing on a sketchbook can help you realize how stuff should look while designing it on the computer.

If you want it to look 3d, you're going to have to master proportions and correct perspective/shading. If you want it to look 2d, but really good, then you're going to have to do something I have no clue how to do: Make all your designs look amazing yet all have similar style at the same time. So people can say without a doubt this art definitely belongs with this art.


Other than that as far as 2-D digital design goes it's all about practice with whatever software you use to design with (Illustrator is my fav)
#115 - captaincrapface (06/24/2015) [-]
thank you kind sir
User avatar #54 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
Oh wow. Nice.
#57 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Thanks!

It's pretty fun. Here's one of the enemies we are going to put into the game that I drew the concept design for.

The mouth is a 4-foot cannon
User avatar #58 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
It looks like a sex doll for people with a really weird fetish at that angle. I like it.
User avatar #60 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Hahaha nice.

Sent you a link on steam.
#12 - I wanna play this, but don't have a phone...  [+] (35 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Fallout shelter comp 2 +2
User avatar #80 - VincentKing (06/24/2015) [-]
Hey dude, not sure if you were told this already, but download Bluestacks on your computer, it will let you search the app stores and play the games on the computer.
User avatar #111 - Blargosnarf (06/24/2015) [-]
Have no idea what I'm doing and can't even find Fallout Shelter... stupid future techno magic shit...
User avatar #116 - VincentKing (06/25/2015) [-]
You may need to wait for its release on android first, unfortuantely
User avatar #19 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
>2015

>don't have phone



You ok?
User avatar #20 - Blargosnarf (06/24/2015) [-]
Who the fuck would I call?
User avatar #21 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
> 19 years old

> no friends with phones



You ok?
User avatar #24 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I'm 18 with no phone, no job, and no friends. I'm fine.
User avatar #72 - armenia (06/24/2015) [-]
No, you're not
User avatar #108 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I have video games so it isn't so bad.
User avatar #27 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
I can be your friend <3
#28 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I'm not very interesting.
#103 - drazhar (06/24/2015) [-]
Bullshit. You just haven't figured out what your interesting traits are yet.

It's not a figure of speech, my friend, I'm being completely serious. You cannot really know what attributes of yours will interest other people until you actually experience it. So go do it, have small talks, socialize. I know it's hard, but take it from one who has been fighting his way out of betadom for nearly three years now - it's very fucking much worth it.
#109 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
It isn't hard for me to socialize, its hard for me to go anywhere to do it. I'd have to walk 5 miles to talk to anyone and I'd only be able to walk those 5 miles if my mentally retarded older brother didn't need someone to be at home with him in case he started eating his own shit or something.
#35 - cutenesseverypost (06/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #29 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
I don't need you to be.

Besides, everyone's interesting in some way. The most boring dude in the world would even have an interesting world record
#30 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
If you say so.
User avatar #32 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Show me a cool drawing of yours.
#33 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
drew my gf.
User avatar #34 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Hahaha

Saw it in my notifications for a bit and thought "aw cute"
#38 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I felt like you deserved a better drawing so this was the best I could do with my mouse.
#53 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
You're pretty good at drawing. Go into the business or something. I don't know what business there is but just go into it. Work for disney or some shit I don't know i'm not as creative as you, it's for you to figure out at that point.
User avatar #56 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I'm not that good at it though. There's so much I don't know how to draw and I can never get the proportions right for anything.
#102 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
SUCH IS THE LIFE OF AN ARTIST. You will obviously judge your own stuff as much as you can. I mean, you have to live with what you do. But that's generally a good motivation to learn more about the topic. Also good motivation for quitting. But hey, it's a forked road.
User avatar #45 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
very nice. Are you better with hand-drawing then? Or do you ironically prefer digital design?
User avatar #46 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
I'm much better with a pencil. Mouse isn't the most precise way to draw anything.
#52 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Too true.

Here's one of my digital designs. (I prefer pencil and pad too though)



logo for me and my friends game design "company"
#85 - captaincrapface (06/24/2015) [-]
Shiet.
Solo game designer here.
Any protips?
User avatar #110 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Sorry bruh. Novice here.

But I've learned how to use maya, UE4 and blender...
So if you need some really beginner tips there I can probably help.
#113 - captaincrapface (06/24/2015) [-]
Got any tips for 2D graphics? That's what I suck at the most.
User avatar #114 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Hmm. Again amateur here. However...

Well the best advice that I can give you is two things:

Practice sketching, even if you suck at sketching and are good at digital design, being able to master drawing on a sketchbook can help you realize how stuff should look while designing it on the computer.

If you want it to look 3d, you're going to have to master proportions and correct perspective/shading. If you want it to look 2d, but really good, then you're going to have to do something I have no clue how to do: Make all your designs look amazing yet all have similar style at the same time. So people can say without a doubt this art definitely belongs with this art.


Other than that as far as 2-D digital design goes it's all about practice with whatever software you use to design with (Illustrator is my fav)
#115 - captaincrapface (06/24/2015) [-]
thank you kind sir
User avatar #54 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
Oh wow. Nice.
#57 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Thanks!

It's pretty fun. Here's one of the enemies we are going to put into the game that I drew the concept design for.

The mouth is a 4-foot cannon
User avatar #58 - inuares (06/24/2015) [-]
It looks like a sex doll for people with a really weird fetish at that angle. I like it.
User avatar #60 - xxjmacxx (06/24/2015) [-]
Hahaha nice.

Sent you a link on steam.
#10 - The last one, I didn't see the dog and I thought it was just a… 06/21/2015 on Animal Gifs -1
#19 - For some reason seeing happy animals makes me feel a *****…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/21/2015 on Aww Yiss Cow +2
User avatar #43 - thechosentroll (06/21/2015) [-]
Mostly because most animals aren't assholes, whereas people tend to be dicks. Humans rarely feel the genuine joy animals do.
User avatar #33 - herecomesjohnny (06/21/2015) [-]
because you've become jaded and cynical towards society. It's apparently a thing, some people become misanthropic to the point of only standing being with animals and hating interacting with people.
#24 - John Cena (06/21/2015) [-]
It's probably because of how simple and easy animals are to please. You just think it's adorable when all a cow needs to be happy is neck rubs, whereas a human on the street would probably react quite differently if you started stroking its neck.
User avatar #21 - wellimnotsure (06/21/2015) [-]
probably because the animal wont then be a shitbag 5 minutes later
#195 - gib stem cush plox 06/19/2015 on Steam Giveaway 4: Resurrection 0
#35 - Can't tell if Anon is trying to be motivational, or wants this… 06/17/2015 on The picture of a lifetime +7
#4 - Real men show their emotion with pride, not hide it like a pussy.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2015 on raining outside +5
#5 - realmanbraum (06/17/2015) [-]
Right you are my friend, but showing emotions while protecting others, it provides unease and takes away from group morale
#8 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2015 on Surgeon Stimulator +20
User avatar #11 - mckinkymcormic (06/17/2015) [-]
Magic
User avatar #19 - techyphoenix (06/17/2015) [-]
YOU THREW IT AGAINST THE WALL LIKE A DAMN PAPER TOWEL!
#34 - John Cena (06/17/2015) [-]
#37 - In America, no, you may use physical force to protect your pro…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/16/2015 on This guy chased down... +19
User avatar #109 - yibdiy (06/17/2015) [-]
But it wasn't his property.
#128 - vaelmor (06/17/2015) [-]
I don't know how it works in other states, but this is straight out of the Wisconsin lawbooks:

" A person is privileged to defend a 3rd person from real or apparent unlawful interference by another under the same conditions and by the same means as those under and by which the person is privileged to defend himself or herself from real or apparent unlawful interference, provided that the person reasonably believes that the facts are such that the 3rd person would be privileged to act in self-defense and that the person’s intervention is necessary for the protection of the 3rd person."
#131 - John Cena (06/17/2015) [-]
so its only legal if the 3rd person needs protecting ?
and not if that 3rd person's property is the only thing that needs protecting ?
i can see some criminal defense lawyer using that to screw the victim.
#107 - jakeattack (06/17/2015) [-]
freedom intensifies
#53 - John Cena (06/16/2015) [-]
You can't use lethal force to protect your property, with the exception of your home. Lethal force can only be used against an individual who poses a threat to you or another. In the eyes of the law, life > property. If someone is breaking into your car and has a gun on them, you can't sneak up and shoot them legally (at least not in most states).
#140 - John Cena (06/17/2015) [-]
in many places in the USA, simply carrying an unloaded firearm in hand can give a civilian the right to use lethal force in self defense.

and if that civilian is any type of off duty cop then he's likely to get carte-blanche on that
User avatar #52 - sisterblister (06/16/2015) [-]
or on your property you can shoot
#16 - "I hate people who buy **** and then choose to do …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/11/2015 on Mein Kraft +8
User avatar #20 - twondai (06/11/2015) [-]
kinda like buying a heavy duty SUV made for extreme off road stuff, and only using it to go get some groceries
User avatar #22 - nockae (06/11/2015) [-]
You're essentially telling them to check their monetary privilege
User avatar #43 - labree (06/12/2015) [-]
no, we're telling them to use the shit they spend money on for better purposes. its like having the cure for aids but only curing a small random country
#61 - xxsikoticxx (06/12/2015) [-]
rather extreme example, but sure yeah
#44 - We used to do that in my school, I had no idea what I was doin…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on Mrs. B knows what's up 0
User avatar #68 - daniboyi (06/11/2015) [-]
doesn't that kind of remove the purpose?
the fact that the teacher never bothers to explain what it means?
Kind of like promising something without really knowing what a promise is.
#13 - I'd prefer to get a bobble head, but they're out of stock last I knew. 06/11/2015 on I WANT ONE 0
#26 - Why does it feel like a twelve year old is trying to seduce me?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2015 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #34 - fozzoul (06/10/2015) [-]
well, the squids gain their ability to transform into humans at the age of 14, so shes atleast 14 or older.

Now, considering the charatcer you play seems pretty fucking skilled with her human body as well as her squid form, i'll guess shes had the transform ability for at least a year, so shes probably between 15-16.

This has been a worthless, tired and slightly drunk analysis with fozzoul. good day.
#28 - antideadra (06/10/2015) [-]
because she is
#75 - ... I am ashamed it took me so long to understand ... 06/10/2015 on So, my friend likes organic... +1
#14 - I have my doubts about this, either it's fake, or police inten…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/04/2015 on (untitled) -29
#114 - stonetomcat (06/04/2015) [-]
So are you fucking about, or are you high?
#111 - arreatface (06/04/2015) [-]
User avatar #110 - newbtwo (06/04/2015) [-]
im just gonna ask this directly

are you genuinely retarded?
#109 - tofukitty (06/04/2015) [-]
Why
#29 - John Cena (06/04/2015) [-]
HOLY SHIT GUYS LOOK AT THE SHERLOCK OVER HERE!
User avatar #15 - Sewallman (06/04/2015) [-]
Hypothetical situation
#36 - My name has an O in it, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! 06/04/2015 on Blargosnarf's profile 0
#25 - What is this, what the hell is going on, what did I miss?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2015 on Squidestential Crisis +3
#28 - verycoolcat (06/03/2015) [-]
a game came out on WII U thats basically supposed to be a shooter aimed at a younger audience where it involves paint instead of bullets and you can transform into a squid to fast travel and swim the painted areas.

They made a very annoying commercial www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjPOSKnOftA for the game....

Now the game has taken off among autistic people and filling the games 'world area' with mature jokes amongst 13 year old kids and even making a significantly large quantity of rule 34 of the character styles in the game.

Basically... its bronies all over again.
#35 - John Cena (06/03/2015) [-]
To be fair, after having tried the game, I found the gameplay to actually be pretty solid, especially for a shooter on the Wii U. Didn't see the commercial, didn't see the hype, just saw it, thought it was an interesting concept, and gave it a shot. That said, as much as I've enjoyed it, this new fandom needs to chill the fuck out before it actually becomes the next MLP kinda thing. Jesus fuck.
#37 - Except she would die, albeit slowly with a high chance of bein…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2015 on *triggering intensifies* +1
User avatar #70 - notnewaccount (06/01/2015) [-]
Those are small vessels that wouldn't have any problem forming a thrombus unless she has coagulation problems or/and took aspirin.

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User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
User avatar #35 to #10 - Proximity (06/04/2015) [-]
I almost repeated myself here, Blargosnarf
User avatar #36 to #35 - Blargosnarf (06/04/2015) [-]
My name has an O in it, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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