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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:12/26/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#18 - Great, another made-up word, the hell does "mansplaining&…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2014 on here we go again 0
#36 - anonymous (12/17/2014) [-]
(to) Mansplain [verb]: For a male to explain something to a SJW which can be percieved in any way whatsoever as intolerant. Will usually be used to debunk the argument, regardless of any truth. See also: Straw-man; Logical Fallacies; AdHominiem
#8 - How's your dick?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/16/2014 on twins 0
User avatar #11 - puffbrownies (12/16/2014) [-]
same
#23 - tippidie (12/16/2014) [-]
If I kicked you in the dick would he feel it too?
User avatar #46 - puffbrownies (12/17/2014) [-]
no sorry already tried
#32 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
if they shared pain and pleassure, wouldn't it be really akward if one of them were gay, and the other was not?
User avatar #47 - puffbrownies (12/17/2014) [-]
that's a story for another time children
#7 - Semen. 12/15/2014 on WANTTTTTTTTTTT +137
#17 - 9/10, worst game ever. 12/14/2014 on It will always be too soon.. +2
#8 - The fact that it could suddenly stop running and driving at an…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2014 on Russian Shit Mobile +2
User avatar #11 - Thundergod (12/12/2014) [-]
Like, say, in the middle of a high-speed car chase between you and Angelina Jolie over an Ethiopian kid.
#6 - 7/10, too much water. 12/12/2014 on rainy day san francisco 0
#22 - Those are Indians, not Muslims you imbecile.  [+] (30 new replies) 12/11/2014 on Money +18
#97 - kingoflint (12/11/2014) [-]
There are 250 million Indian Muslims buddy
User avatar #33 - linkofreek (12/11/2014) [-]
Implying Indians can't be muslim
User avatar #26 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
>>#8, You say Indian, I hear foreigner, which is synonymous with terrorist.
User avatar #61 - octagon (12/11/2014) [-]
...well, at least youre honest.
User avatar #41 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
Is this George W. Bush?
User avatar #42 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
Evil dooers.
User avatar #43 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
Do Canadians count as foreigners?
User avatar #44 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't know. Ask a Canadian.
User avatar #45 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
How do we summon Canadians?
User avatar #95 - fukkentyranitar (12/11/2014) [-]
What do you want?
User avatar #96 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
In America, would a Canadian count as a foreigner? We're different countries, but we're right next to each other, and our societies are fairly similar.
User avatar #100 - fukkentyranitar (12/11/2014) [-]
We blend in pretty nicely until you get into Georgia. But I'm black so I'll fit in anywhere as long as the feds don't stop me.
#110 - feds (12/16/2014) [-]
We found you!
User avatar #87 - bluefootbird (12/11/2014) [-]
Place a bowl of macaroni in front of a TV with a hockey game showing.
User avatar #88 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't know if any of the sports channels I have show hockey.
User avatar #89 - bluefootbird (12/11/2014) [-]
Try singing "O Canada" while sitting in a bowl of macaroni. You may have to step it up by pouring maple syrup over your head while singing Nickleback songs.

That last bit tends to also summon demons so be sure to check their passport when they arrive.
User avatar #90 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
Do Canadians like Nickelback?
User avatar #91 - bluefootbird (12/11/2014) [-]
Nickleback is Canadian. When they hear you singing their songs and sense your offering of macaroni, they will arrive.
User avatar #92 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't want Nickleback in my house. Could I do it by setting a bowl of macaroni in front of a TV with a Jim Carrey movie playing?
User avatar #46 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
You need 5 sacrificial offerings
You need:

Beaver pelts (2 at most)
The antler of a moose
A loonie (the dollar)
and a hockey puck.

Now that's only to summon a Canadian what you need to do now is to tame it.
It will try to seduce you with it's lavish accent BUT DON'T MENTION ABOUT IT. It will deny it's existence and will vanish and or kill you.

what you need to do is to say the words in the most harshes Canadian accent as you can when it asks "how's it goin der eh bud?" you reply "Just oot fer a rip eh"

After it says "oo fuckin rights eh" Throw your pokeball and capture. It shall then give you three wishes. You might have to mentally prepare yourself first.

OUT FOR A RIP - OFFICIAL VIDEO
User avatar #48 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
What happens if I pour maple syrup on the beaver pelts?
User avatar #49 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
I don't even know where you got the maple syrup.

That's probably fake american maples syrup.

Only Canadians give the elixir when they consider you it's family.
User avatar #50 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
Will an interest in Trailer Park Boys make it easier to befriend them?
User avatar #51 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
Fuckin rights bud.
User avatar #52 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
I tried it. I was warped into the middle of a hockey game, a puck hit me in the dick, and I woke up back here.
User avatar #53 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
SHIT i meant a hockey stick! not a hockey puck.
User avatar #54 - bendingtimeisgood (12/11/2014) [-]
Canada magic is complicated.
User avatar #55 - plasticcup (12/11/2014) [-]
Itès quité modernized, if it was ancient european magic it would be simplér.
#74 - cyborgsanta (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh sorry im late eh
User avatar #23 - uneventfulneko (12/11/2014) [-]
That's a bit hostile, you should be nicer with your comments
#24 - God, what is this, I saw a scene of this once when I was eight…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2014 on Studying for finals +1
User avatar #26 - tvfreakuk (12/10/2014) [-]
It's 'Short Circuit 2'
#10 - Damn, foiled again, This is not over! 12/10/2014 on Pokedex is written by player +1
#8 - ******** , Gen 1 didn't have shinnies programmed i…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2014 on Pokedex is written by player +2
User avatar #14 - jcjohnson (12/10/2014) [-]
Nigga ever heard of firered/leafgreen?
#9 - graboidzero (12/10/2014) [-]
**graboidzero rolled image** Or, you know, I just didn't add advance after gameboy
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (12/10/2014) [-]
Damn, foiled again, This is not over!
#9 - From what I know, heatstroke is a common possibility, and tend… 12/10/2014 on super weird fantasy +6
#6 - ... you mean he's not? 12/10/2014 on (untitled) +1
#15 - Nah nah, I'm just shooting the **** , I know piss … 12/10/2014 on jackmanagan and argoninantits 0
#13 - I am completely unsure of their freedoms in slavery, it could …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/10/2014 on jackmanagan and argoninantits 0
User avatar #14 - jackmanagan (12/10/2014) [-]
you said you were unfamiliar
stop arguing
i am familiar
they kept the slaves in mixed race pens
User avatar #15 - Blargosnarf (12/10/2014) [-]
Nah nah, I'm just shooting the shit, I know piss all and just wanted to discuss :/
#9 - Not avid on lore, but Argonians and Kahjiit typically aren't e…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/10/2014 on jackmanagan and argoninantits 0
User avatar #12 - jackmanagan (12/10/2014) [-]
true

but during the slavery times
you telling me years of being locked up together, and they didnt fuck?

even the biggest homophobes will toss a salad after 20 years in prison
User avatar #13 - Blargosnarf (12/10/2014) [-]
I am completely unsure of their freedoms in slavery, it could have been mixed race circumstance or it could have been segregated. Either way, your analogy falls flat because they create gangs in prisons, and anyone associating outside of those gangs would be assaulted or rejected, or both. There was already a schism between the cultures of Elsewhere and Argonia, why would it be any different when put down to a prison community?
User avatar #14 - jackmanagan (12/10/2014) [-]
you said you were unfamiliar
stop arguing
i am familiar
they kept the slaves in mixed race pens
User avatar #15 - Blargosnarf (12/10/2014) [-]
Nah nah, I'm just shooting the shit, I know piss all and just wanted to discuss :/
#7 - All this told is they haven no ******* clue if th…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2014 on jackmanagan and argoninantits 0
#8 - jackmanagan (12/10/2014) [-]
well between 387 BOC before oblivion crisis and 201 AOB

not one half breed
its same to assume it cant happen

User avatar #9 - Blargosnarf (12/10/2014) [-]
Not avid on lore, but Argonians and Kahjiit typically aren't even on friendly talking terms, let alone common amounts of courtship between the two. There are the few between that do not follow the generalization of the rest of the cultures, but the chances of two that follow this thought and happen to also court eachother is incredibly low.


Also, children didn't exist in the world until the return of the Dragons, so argument is invalid.
User avatar #12 - jackmanagan (12/10/2014) [-]
true

but during the slavery times
you telling me years of being locked up together, and they didnt fuck?

even the biggest homophobes will toss a salad after 20 years in prison
User avatar #13 - Blargosnarf (12/10/2014) [-]
I am completely unsure of their freedoms in slavery, it could have been mixed race circumstance or it could have been segregated. Either way, your analogy falls flat because they create gangs in prisons, and anyone associating outside of those gangs would be assaulted or rejected, or both. There was already a schism between the cultures of Elsewhere and Argonia, why would it be any different when put down to a prison community?
User avatar #14 - jackmanagan (12/10/2014) [-]
you said you were unfamiliar
stop arguing
i am familiar
they kept the slaves in mixed race pens
User avatar #15 - Blargosnarf (12/10/2014) [-]
Nah nah, I'm just shooting the shit, I know piss all and just wanted to discuss :/
#32 - I get it... 12/04/2014 on My cousin is one of them 0
#22 - You ******* betcha sugar tits.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/30/2014 on Awesome dad +14
User avatar #23 - commoncrunch (11/30/2014) [-]
Coincidentally, I have quite the portly build and might have diabetes, so your remark is rather spot on.
#20 - Your standards are as flimsy as your dick.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Awesome dad +11
User avatar #21 - commoncrunch (11/30/2014) [-]
And your standards are as rigid as yours, sir.
User avatar #22 - Blargosnarf (11/30/2014) [-]
You fuckin' betcha sugar tits.
User avatar #23 - commoncrunch (11/30/2014) [-]
Coincidentally, I have quite the portly build and might have diabetes, so your remark is rather spot on.
#66 - I demand a Nigel version! 11/30/2014 on Kim Possible +1
#10 - ...Excuse me?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Meanwhile...Last Week 0
#12 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
He thinks you're a cartoon porn artist because he's bad at google (and evidently enjoys kiddie show porn, but w/e floats dat boat I guess)
#114 - I'm going to believe you to keep my mood well. 11/24/2014 on Psychotic Kid +2
#7 - Well, many consider you weird and creepy, but there was at lea…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Meanwhile...Last Week +12
#9 - thememegod (11/24/2014) [-]
wait
wait...
Blargosnarf....
Blargsnarf...

WAT R U DOIN HERE??
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (11/24/2014) [-]
...Excuse me?
#12 - anonymous (11/24/2014) [-]
He thinks you're a cartoon porn artist because he's bad at google (and evidently enjoys kiddie show porn, but w/e floats dat boat I guess)
#12 - why!? 11/24/2014 on Deer +7
#53 - Damnit, I'm a bad racist.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2014 on '70s LEGO has the right idea 0
#54 - kroger (11/23/2014) [-]
As long as you don't think Scandinavia is a country
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User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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