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Gender: male
Age: 18
Steam Profile: rayman224
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:7/24/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#13 - It took me a minute to realize those are all gifs at different times. 03/19/2014 on One of these things isnot... 0
#9 - Seriously, what the fuck is with the word Euphoria/ic? It is l…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2014 on 10/10, Would pay money +8
#32 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
I must have missed something, because I was not aware of any way in which the word "euphoria" had a negative connotation.
#27 - ugoboom (03/17/2014) [-]
It all spawned from a post by some dude on /r/athiesm. Read here:

Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence."


He was being pretentious as fuck, so those guys called him out for it. However, his post was so bad, that the quote quickly landed on /r/cringe and the like. Euphoric stuck as an offensive catch phrase of sorts to make fun of the extremist atheists and neckbeards.
It later became attached to woman-worshipers and white-knights, and also to people bitching about 'le friendzone'
User avatar #79 - atrocitustheking (03/18/2014) [-]
So that's where it came from.
#11 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
The swastika is just a traditional symbol of peace and harmony pre-dating western culture by hundreds of years. Why is it so tainted?
User avatar #10 - elbrysobrony (03/17/2014) [-]
Same way the fedora got tainted.
#62 - Idiotic US cops that only make up a minority. 03/16/2014 on Cops 0
#70 - Well, being one of the last, if not the last, Jedi alive kinda… 03/16/2014 on Ki-Adi-Mundi +4
#208 - There are only two people here, people who got their first chi…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on The original furry -1
#262 - furiousmarshmellow (03/16/2014) [-]
Well, maybe I wasn't born when this came out.

Maybe I don't get aroused by anthropomorphic animals.
#18 - YEAH PISS OUT OF YOUR ASS AND ONTO KYLE'S STUPID JEWISH MOTHER… 03/16/2014 on Midgets Fighting +1
#77 - ...Did she cut her hair with keys? Goddamn her hair is brittle…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Ria's true weakness 0
#90 - hugsta (03/16/2014) [-]
Her hair may be brittle but her bones sure as hell aren't.
#80 - blueboysixnine (03/16/2014) [-]
she flung her brother into a freeway overpass and knocked it the fuck down. she seems pretty strong
#9 - ... he could've said wussy. 03/16/2014 on Parenting done right +1
#113 - Wow, I truly do stand corrected, that's the first time anyone …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on The original furry +2
#119 - jasohazard (03/16/2014) [-]
You're welcome bro
#109 - No, no, I can guarantee you could not give me news about myself.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on The original furry 0
User avatar #112 - jasohazard (03/16/2014) [-]
Here's some news, I bet you kiss girls faggot
User avatar #113 - Blargosnarf (03/16/2014) [-]
Wow, I truly do stand corrected, that's the first time anyone has ever guessed I would have any interaction with the opposite sex whatsoever. Or anyone else whatsoever.
#119 - jasohazard (03/16/2014) [-]
You're welcome bro
#30 - That is a golden penis cap that ancient Egyptians would wear. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on 40% of you on this website 0
User avatar #31 - ohhh (03/15/2014) [-]
Fuck, if i was rich enough i would bedazzle my dick, would you not?
#57 - dehnoobshow (03/15/2014) [-]
Are you... Dazzled?
#218 - But that's a single deformity with a simple and easy operation…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Abortion +1
User avatar #223 - armageddon (03/15/2014) [-]
While I agree with the post and your comment, there is always still a chance for people like me. I'll remind you that it took seven surgeries to look like I do now.


And chubby? Lol, I only weigh 140 and I've ran cross country the last 6 years (very successfully might I add, an 18:26 for 3.1 mile race mind you). I work out every week
#297 - anonymous (03/15/2014) [-]
ppl who need a liitle bit of surgery, yes.
but ppl who will be confined on a bed with machines keeping em alive, not understanding and not living?
#14 - Fucking clipping models, now developers are just getting lazy. 03/13/2014 on matrix... WHAT THE F*** +1
#83 - A near useless plot device that is mentioned once in the first… 03/13/2014 on Yoda 0
#82 - stealing =/= satirizing. 03/13/2014 on Yoda 0
#148 - pfft, you say that like it's a bad thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/09/2014 on blowing +1
#149 - ipsa (03/09/2014) [-]
Maximum furry alert.
#3 - Fucking hidden mudcrab, making me take a cart like a freaking peasant. 03/09/2014 on Good mod 4 Skyrum +26
#24 - No, of the fucking dog, why would we want to oggle at her for?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2014 on blowing +40
#43 - ipsa (03/09/2014) [-]
Saying that with a profile pic of a fox that's smiling like a human and waving like a human, well - let's just say some of us will have hit the furry alarm.
User avatar #148 - Blargosnarf (03/09/2014) [-]
pfft, you say that like it's a bad thing.
#149 - ipsa (03/09/2014) [-]
Maximum furry alert.
#31 - Picture 03/07/2014 on Shaak Ti 0
#31 - You're right, I'm jealous my countries don't form male genitals.  [+] (4 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Gaijin-kun +6
#37 - captnnorway (03/07/2014) [-]
fuckin Sweden/Finland
User avatar #51 - boomerpyro (03/07/2014) [-]
norway looks erect...
User avatar #34 - bjornkrage (03/07/2014) [-]
if that looks like a penis to you, you've got a weird one.
User avatar #36 - lothet (03/07/2014) [-]
Google: diphallicdude

And you'll understand.
#28 - That's not weird, that's just gay. Very, very gay.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2014 on Weirdness -1
#33 - nibbero (03/06/2014) [-]
#91 - You guys are fucking idiots, the guy was a cop killer for litt…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Much protection +4
#121 - destroyerofcunt (03/04/2014) [-]
There are rules of engagement for that. If a subject is no longer projecting a threat you arent allowed to assault them. The man was thrown from his vehicle. Im an EMT i know what that can do, he could have several broken vertebrae, snapped ribs, multiple fractures of the extremities, internal bleeding. That man was also not moving, he couldve been dead. The officers were wrong in this situation at this exact moment, a suspect is down and not putting up a fight, you dont beat the fuck out of him. quote from that guy up top
#109 - mrmegot (03/04/2014) [-]
and if the man had robbed a cop, the cop should rob him back! because you know, if someone steals the phone of your friend, it's only justice if you steal it back uh!

but guess what, this is not the job of the cop
they are not judges, they are only here to enforce the law and nothing else
i haven't heard about this case but one thing is sure, as long as the man has not been sentenced guilty, you assume he's innocent and therefore you have to treat him like anybody else (or at least that's how it works where i live)
#100 - kainhall (03/04/2014) [-]
its still illegal to beat the fuck out of someone for no reason.
#105 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Shit nigga, did you even read
#107 - kainhall (03/04/2014) [-]
shit nigga, did you even log in?
User avatar #98 - bringitbitch (03/04/2014) [-]
But still, Police are there to protect and serve citizens. not hitting them when they are almost dead. Ok, i know he deserves it. i would have done the same. but they aren't supposed to hit him, he was slong out of his freaking car.

Sorry for the bad grammer, I did my best :p
#8 - "Yeah, I'm not fucking jumping that. The fuck you think I…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on What a Cheater +3
#10 - JOEKEWL (03/05/2014) [-]
Elephant be all: FUCK THAT
#8 - No no no, it's "Blue is in the goo". Psh, everyone k… 03/04/2014 on Genius -2
#178 - From being bludgeoned down by a drunken warrior who thinks you…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on Would you rather. 0
User avatar #181 - tylosaurus (03/03/2014) [-]
Or this won't happen at all given you're only experiencing most of this as dragonborn, which it states none of.

It's quite possible to live a peaceful life, not to worry so incredibly much about starvation, mutation, radiation and several other ways to die or get a miserable life.

You'd be really stupid to approach a giant's camp without power.
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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