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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:5/28/2016
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#25 - This is my pyro fox. Others may call it weak but I love it greatly.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/14/2015 on Pokemon Showdown +3
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#29 - echotheambient (02/14/2015) [-]
Is it tri-gendered?
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#30 - Blargosnarf (02/14/2015) [-]
goddamnit I walked into that one.
#6 - Make us Whole 02/14/2015 on Anti-Vacciners Think They... +3
#9 - That's it, thank you. 02/13/2015 on Game of Thrones +1
#7 - The one with the horse, that sounds so familiar, I don't think…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Game of Thrones +1
#8 - slenderwolf (02/13/2015) [-]
"The Road to El Dorado"
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#9 - Blargosnarf (02/13/2015) [-]
That's it, thank you.
#30 - The hell's wrong with it's snout?  [+] (4 new replies) 02/13/2015 on "Let me love you, human!" +7
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#39 - xynorph (02/13/2015) [-]
i dont know, maybe they should... "take a closer look at that snout"
#58 - extrememe (02/13/2015) [-]
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#33 - chevelleguy (02/13/2015) [-]
It was probably injured from a fisherman or something else and was rescued
#63 - autoxx (02/13/2015) [-]
It was probably caused by slamming into shit, it's like the dolphin version of a punch. Dolphins do that all the time.

Not everything is a human's fault.
#12 - want ed 02/13/2015 on Something something rule 34 +8
#9 - "So cats are Feline, dogs are Canine, horses are Equine-&… 02/13/2015 on racism comp 0
#425 - Well **** you too, wisdombranch.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on TerrorAir 0
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#426 - wisdombranch (02/09/2015) [-]
... that's better... I guess.
#84 - From what I've seen, bunnies tend to be as cuddly and well beh…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Random Internet #37 0
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#206 - therealfell (02/09/2015) [-]
small rabbits tend to have the same mental issues as small dogs
like the "small dog syndrome" where they tend to be total dickbags who are not friendly.
very few rabbits are actually cuddly and sweet.
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#104 - brisineo (02/09/2015) [-]
Depends on the breed. The ones bred to be show pets usually are the softer and cuddly kind that just sit there and let you pick up and hold.

They tend to get lonely if you just get one, but they do get rather territorial against each other though if you have more than two, so be weary of that.
#10 - I am very unsettled by that plank of wood... and awaiting the …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/09/2015 on Best glory hole +22
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#19 - amata (02/09/2015) [-]
Watch as it turns out to not even be dangerous enough to warrant a Euclid rating.
#423 - Well **** you too, guy.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2015 on TerrorAir 0
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#424 - wisdombranch (02/09/2015) [-]
Sigh, my name is wisdombranch, Blargosnarf.
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#425 - Blargosnarf (02/09/2015) [-]
Well fuck you too, wisdombranch.
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#426 - wisdombranch (02/09/2015) [-]
... that's better... I guess.
#6 - THAT THING'S A GUY!? 02/06/2015 on Big news +4
#11 - Okay, I give up, what the hell is a mix tape, what the hell is…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2015 on AUX cord/Mixtape comp -2
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#15 - killerliquid (02/07/2015) [-]
A mix tape is a tape with mixes of songs
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#14 - cdm (02/07/2015) [-]
An aux cord lets you drop sick beats through a car's stereo system.
#12 - My friend had a teacher that actually hated him, he failed hom… 02/06/2015 on my academic life 0
#12 - You can find the location of a heart by feeling someone's wrist/neck? 02/06/2015 on Human heart +2
#23 - I am aroused and disturbed at the same time, the face is incre… 02/06/2015 on Lusty Argonian Maid Cosplay 0
#5 - It's like a mixture of a Protoss and Cryptosporidium. 02/06/2015 on Remember the Ayylmao 0
#16 - ...so the answer is "no", this is not suitable for a…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Noodle 0
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#18 - happyfox (02/05/2015) [-]
I read that as what would be the proper way to care for a snake
#12 - I'm sure a vet, like any other kind of doctor, is perfectly wi… 02/05/2015 on Noodle +5
#9 - Or you could, y'know, ask a vet for advice.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/05/2015 on Noodle +3
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#10 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
A vet probably has better things to do than to help me figure out why it keeps meowing even though its got its food (even bothered upgrading from dry to wet food 'cause I thought tha was the problem) and I'm right there for her.
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#13 - thereisaguy (02/05/2015) [-]
Actually that's most of what vets do. Just give them a call and ask.
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#12 - Blargosnarf (02/05/2015) [-]
I'm sure a vet, like any other kind of doctor, is perfectly willing to help with any problem whatsoever, so long as you're not interrupting something urgent. Best thing to do is just a simple walk in and maybe talk to the receptionist who would also very likely have experience with animals.

And if you want the advice of some random jackass on the internet, it could be just a vocal cat, my cat meows ALL the damn time, for attention, food, wants to go out, wants me to follow her... Also, how recently adopted? If fairly recently, it could be a normal behavior during it's process of getting used to it's new territory. When I was sitting my brother's cat for half a month he would meow at the top of the stairs at night, then he stopped when he became used to our house.
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#11 - advice (02/05/2015) [-]
maybe it's just talking to you, did you try meowing back?
#22 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
This look right here
Sorry about the awfull saturation
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#21 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
Yes. then she gives me this look of disgust.
#38 - You... DO know whales are mammals, right? 02/04/2015 on Life's a Beach +2
#5 - petexplain, would this be a proper way to care for a snake?  [+] (15 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Noodle +14
#15 - happyfox (02/05/2015) [-]
you could ask me if you like I work at a pet shop and study animal welfare..

to care for a snake you will need a heat source (what kind differs from one species to the next), a heat gradient in the tank to allow it to thermo-regulate, water, a hide, something to climb on, and food. Food is usually mice or rats, you buy them frozen in varying different sizes. The width of the mouse/rat should be no more than about one and a half times the width of your snakes head. Defrost thoroughly. Cleaning doesn't take much time, they poop and pee at the same time and they only do it about once a week, seeing as you only feed them once a week. Feed them outside the tank as feeding inside it can make them a bit strike happy, equating your hand coming into the tank with prey, making it more likely you will get bit. You can handle them daily but avoid it when they've just eaten or when they're shedding. A nice damp moss box inside the tank increases humidity and helps with shedding. Aspen is the most common substrate as it allows for burrowing and is easy cleaned, but you can also use woodchip or paper towels when they're young.


as for the cat, sometimes cats meow.
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#19 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
Can I just ignore them, then?
they sound so agonizing.
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#20 - happyfox (02/05/2015) [-]
some cats are more vocal than others. Does she seem in pain? Give her a good running over with your hands and see if she mews or flinches at a certain point.
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#26 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
Spent little over an hour with her and tried petting her in odd places such as her legs & belly.
She'd attack my hand in a playfull way (I'm guessing) when I touch her belly (on which is the scar from her sterilization surgery) which I assume is normal for a cat, especially a female one.

I don't think she's hurt, but I feel as if she feels lonely or just misses her kind. I don't know how I can prevent that.
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#27 - happyfox (02/06/2015) [-]
yeah a lot of cats are funny about their bellies, she sounds fine! probably just have a meower on your hands haha good luck with that
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#16 - Blargosnarf (02/05/2015) [-]
...so the answer is "no", this is not suitable for a healthy pet snake.
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#18 - happyfox (02/05/2015) [-]
I read that as what would be the proper way to care for a snake
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#8 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
if petexplain is an actual account I'd like to ask that person stuff concerning a recently adopted cat.
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#9 - Blargosnarf (02/05/2015) [-]
Or you could, y'know, ask a vet for advice.
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#10 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
A vet probably has better things to do than to help me figure out why it keeps meowing even though its got its food (even bothered upgrading from dry to wet food 'cause I thought tha was the problem) and I'm right there for her.
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#13 - thereisaguy (02/05/2015) [-]
Actually that's most of what vets do. Just give them a call and ask.
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#12 - Blargosnarf (02/05/2015) [-]
I'm sure a vet, like any other kind of doctor, is perfectly willing to help with any problem whatsoever, so long as you're not interrupting something urgent. Best thing to do is just a simple walk in and maybe talk to the receptionist who would also very likely have experience with animals.

And if you want the advice of some random jackass on the internet, it could be just a vocal cat, my cat meows ALL the damn time, for attention, food, wants to go out, wants me to follow her... Also, how recently adopted? If fairly recently, it could be a normal behavior during it's process of getting used to it's new territory. When I was sitting my brother's cat for half a month he would meow at the top of the stairs at night, then he stopped when he became used to our house.
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#11 - advice (02/05/2015) [-]
maybe it's just talking to you, did you try meowing back?
#22 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
This look right here
Sorry about the awfull saturation
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#21 - flybager (02/05/2015) [-]
Yes. then she gives me this look of disgust.
#14 - I've lived here all my life and even I don't understand most of it. 02/04/2015 on Ron Paul 2016 +4
#18 - Someone wake me when they explain the fact that the actively f… 02/04/2015 on Team fortress origins 0
#91 - 'S what mine did with Chickenpox.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Accurate +1
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#159 - soldiertwo (02/04/2015) [-]
ye better haveing chickenpox at 5 than hellfire at age 18.
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#32 - hugsta (01/03/2015) [-]
#33 to #32 - Blargosnarf (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
#11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
#12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
#13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
#14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
#15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
#16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
#17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
#18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
#19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
#20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
#21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
#23 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
#24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
#26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
#27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
#28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
#29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
#31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
#30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
#25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
#22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
#10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#35 to #10 - Proximity (06/04/2015) [-]
I almost repeated myself here, Blargosnarf
#36 to #35 - Blargosnarf (06/04/2015) [-]
My name has an O in it, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
#6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
#7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
#1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3