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#17 - Y'know, the CIS, the droid army of the trade federation that w…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Grape +14
#19 - toadkillerdog (12/21/2013) [-]
the privelage of shields and rolling into balls....
#33 - kaslin (12/21/2013) [-]
I like the direction this thread went.
#19 - I have Nvidia and my pc never overheats, it whines softly but … 12/21/2013 on Trust me, I'm an engineer. 0
#9 - ...you got a problem with us 'bi'?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Me trying to organize my porn +1
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#27 - mckinkymcormic (12/21/2013) [-]
Just Bipolars...
#11 - senorfrog (12/21/2013) [-]
Nope, just didn't click at the moment then it was like the answers of the universe were reveled.
#8 - Well, the only example we have to work on for a different unit…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Me trying to organize my porn +4
#142 - anon (12/21/2013) [-]
A century is 100 years... A few is generally accepted as pertaining to 3-4 instances.
Therefor fuck you.
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#144 - Blargosnarf (12/21/2013) [-]
Oh teh noes, I said century instead of decade, whatever will I do!?
#3 - Isn't Anubis the god of death or something? So why would he be…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2013 on Safety Tips 0
#15 - anon (12/20/2013) [-]
Anubis is the god of embalming and is part of the process of judging souls. He takes the heart of the dead soul and weighs it against the Feather of Ma'at, the embodiment of Truth and Order. If it is heavier, then that person had a heart heavy with many wrongdoings, and Anubis feeds it to the demon Ammit, the Eater of Souls. If the heart is lighter, they were a good person and move on to the next trial. (Getting a good afterlife is a difficult ordeal in Egyptian mythology, which is why the pharohs and other powerful people had elaborate tombs made filled with items believed to assist them in the process.)
Orisis is the actual god of the dead and is in charge of the Duat (underworld).
To compare it to the more well-known Greek gods;
Anubis = Charon + judges, Osiris= Hades (but without the evil connotation)
Anubis often helped souls through their trials, which is why it makes sense that he would protect children.
Hope this helped to clarify.
Have a good day my friend.
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#7 - twilightyagami (12/20/2013) [-]
hes the god of embalming. osiris is the god of the dead (i think...)
#135 - That is Disgusting !!! But ******* awesome... 12/20/2013 on dayum, DAYUM! DAYUM! 0
#5 - It bothers me how little I understand these devices.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2013 on 3D printed skull +1
#7 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Here's your 20 second crash course:

How many work:
You have a pool of liquid chemicals which turn into solid plastic when heated.
You have a few lasers focus on a single spot.
Only the part where the lasers cross has enough heat generated to transform into plastic.
Slowly draw out whatever object you want in layers until it's all done.

From the gif, this one appears to be a simple extruding machine. It's essentially a hot glue gun attached to a robotic arm that draws out the shape in layers.
#10 - Wait, so there are other people who will help me commit suicide?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2013 on Suicide Fail! +16
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#22 - dredbot (12/19/2013) [-]
#91 - "I like battlefield more than CoD because of it's realist…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Too Suave +16
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#157 - internetscaresme (12/17/2013) [-]
"I like commenting about things that have already been said."
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#141 - psykobear (12/17/2013) [-]
It is more realistic than Call of Duty. Not realistic, really, but more so.
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#132 - oosime (12/17/2013) [-]
im pretty sure people say that its more realistic than call of duty, not that its realistic.
#60 - every place has it's flaws, every place has it's goods. The ci…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Fucking Texas +3
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#132 - ariplayer (12/17/2013) [-]
Too bad about the racism part though, i always thought that Texas was fairly okay in comparison with Mississippi/Missouri/Alabama. or is every state okay in comparison to those states on the matter of racism...?
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#274 - dieterkaiser (12/18/2013) [-]
Texas racists are very casual racists. I.e. they tell nigger jokes and joke about mexicans but would never lynch anyone purely based on race. Now horse thieves, that's a different story. They string 'em up high.