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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: rayman224
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:8/29/2014
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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Comment Ranking:#673
Highest Content Rank:#10503
Highest Comment Rank:#555
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Comment Thumbs: 18860 total,  22109 ,  3249
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
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Level 317 Comments: Wizard → Level 318 Comments: Wizard
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Total Comments Made:4907
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#116 - I'M NOT THE FATHER EITHER!!! you need to have sex first … 06/04/2014 on no one will care 0
#4 - Oh no, they're playing music that wasn't popular fourty years … 06/04/2014 on Y 0
#20 - So, you want someone who graduated from lawschool to be your s… 06/03/2014 on Pikmin is Racist +2
#949 - I will make some 06/03/2014 on Cute girls, post your... 0
#785 - I WISH TO DO THINGS TO YOUR BREASTACLES  [+] (2 new replies) 06/03/2014 on Cute girls, post your... +2
User avatar #826 - fieldxofxinnocence (06/03/2014) [-]
I don't have any ;_;
User avatar #949 - Blargosnarf (06/03/2014) [-]
I will make some
#30 - Bull ******* **** dude, it's obvious…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/03/2014 on Heroes +11
User avatar #37 - Tyranitar (06/03/2014) [-]
Meowth is quite obviously the megaphone
#16 - No, it isn't. It's a sign of a broken system when you have to … 06/02/2014 on Tips sold seperately +1
#2 - This sounded like the start to a math problem. 06/02/2014 on when u have all the toys +1
#5 - ...what if you switch often?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on smart feature +1
User avatar #9 - theugandanhero (06/02/2014) [-]
Then you're wierd and should look for ambidextrous porn
#34 - There are... discrepancies within every group, that others ten… 06/01/2014 on TF2 is gud +1
#9 - Adds to the douche factor. 06/01/2014 on did not see +1
#14 - Did you clean the barrel properly? 05/31/2014 on And Now You Know How A... 0
#3638 - Yes, I have made the self comparison. My hair is longer but hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/31/2014 on Post your selfie here 0
User avatar #3644 - dangerbearr (05/31/2014) [-]
Ahahhaha I'm glad you understand sir.
#3590 - Am I puuuuuurdy?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Post your selfie here +1
#3611 - dangerbearr (05/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #3638 - Blargosnarf (05/31/2014) [-]
Yes, I have made the self comparison. My hair is longer but his is forever more glorious.
User avatar #3644 - dangerbearr (05/31/2014) [-]
Ahahhaha I'm glad you understand sir.
#7 - YOU'LLPAYFORTHEWHOLESEATBUTYOU'LLONLYNEEDTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE! 05/30/2014 on Almost time! +1
#10 - The **** am I looking at? 05/30/2014 on Watastoner 0
#12 - All I get are a bunch of thees for google chrome. I don't even…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on so many wanted to see this -1
User avatar #13 - animedudej (05/30/2014) [-]
haruhichan.com/forum/showthread.php?24909-Firefox-ExHentai-Easy-v2-Get-past-sad-panda! it says right on the page i linked...


also i said google "Attack on Mikasa"
#10 - So you want me to download a plugin and join a site I don't ev…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on so many wanted to see this +1
#11 - animedudej (05/30/2014) [-]
google attack on mikasa...
User avatar #12 - Blargosnarf (05/30/2014) [-]
All I get are a bunch of thees for google chrome. I don't even use chrome.
User avatar #13 - animedudej (05/30/2014) [-]
haruhichan.com/forum/showthread.php?24909-Firefox-ExHentai-Easy-v2-Get-past-sad-panda! it says right on the page i linked...


also i said google "Attack on Mikasa"
#8 - What a sad looking panda  [+] (9 new replies) 05/30/2014 on so many wanted to see this +2
#9 - animedudej (05/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #34 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (05/31/2014) [-]
The fact that you got thumbed down and he got thumbed up really says a lot about this website
#23 - xjester (05/30/2014) [-]
sorry it bothered me
User avatar #18 - Endofzeeworld (05/30/2014) [-]
Fuuuck. I cant remember the source for this gif.
User avatar #19 - animedudej (05/30/2014) [-]
i'll give you the link if you beg! static1.e621.net/data/c3/b9/c3b988a1ff26beddd0afd02c7869c583.swf naa jk, is cool
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (05/30/2014) [-]
So you want me to download a plugin and join a site I don't even care about just to see one picture?
#11 - animedudej (05/30/2014) [-]
google attack on mikasa...
User avatar #12 - Blargosnarf (05/30/2014) [-]
All I get are a bunch of thees for google chrome. I don't even use chrome.
User avatar #13 - animedudej (05/30/2014) [-]
haruhichan.com/forum/showthread.php?24909-Firefox-ExHentai-Easy-v2-Get-past-sad-panda! it says right on the page i linked...


also i said google "Attack on Mikasa"
#4 - Eh I was... kinda close... a few words are the same. 05/30/2014 on Humans 0
#2 - "I was born without sharp teeth and claws, no scales to p…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Humans +5
User avatar #16 - AdminsGayLover (05/30/2014) [-]
A few months ago a guy made it up and posted in on Imgur. Pretty good quote IMO.
#11 - payseht (05/30/2014) [-]
"I was born without sharp teeth and claws, no scales to protect my skin or venom to poison my enemies. So I forged them from yo momma."
#5 - theugandanhero (05/30/2014) [-]
Here you go.
#8 - disturbedmaster (05/30/2014) [-]
nab my version if ya want its bigger not by much but its a decent amount

#7 - disturbedmaster (05/30/2014) [-]
damn it you beat me to it i spend like 20 mins searching my img folder to find it haha
#3 - lave (05/30/2014) [-]
"Mother nature was not kind, she gave me no claws or fangs so I forged them of fire and crafted them of steel"

Exact quote, wrote it down somewhere comes in handy RP'ing as a blacksmith
Thought you might like
User avatar #4 - Blargosnarf (05/30/2014) [-]
Eh I was... kinda close... a few words are the same.
#38 - Yeah, Halo's pretty much my favorite franchise, but I've only … 05/30/2014 on The Restless War 0
#18 - Not to mention it clearly states spacial bombardment is a warcrime.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on The Restless War 0
User avatar #26 - sirpoopcloud (05/30/2014) [-]
that it should be the ease with which a planet could be rendered uninhabitable from orbit is extreme makes it a terrifying tactic and costly considering the victor might want to use that planet afterwards.
#17 - The only reason Humanity wasn't wiped clean was because the Co…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on The Restless War +1
#37 - insanefreak (05/30/2014) [-]
Like sirpoopcloud said, there's far more to it than that. The Nova bomb detonating taking a major chunk out of the elite's fleet, the other city-like vessel that the Spartans and vice-admiral Whitecomb take out along with several hundred vessels.

In ground combat the UNSC had the advantage. However, the Covenant swooped in, destroyed any orbital defences, and then proceeded to glass the planet, unless there were Forerunner relics present (like on Reach and Earth). But then they just send in so many troops that the humans would always end up being overrun.

Also, another reason for their so called 'incompetence' is that they imitate, but don't evolve their technologies. While humans are constantly updating their fleets with anything that they can improve, the Covenant merely imitate. Even though significantly superior in terms of technology, it was shown that during the capture of a flagship by the survivors of the first HALO-ring encounter that there was room for much improvement. Cortana managed to make their plasma weapons far more effective, and managed to improve their jump system tremendously. Something the Covenant should have been able to notice on their own (they have their own ship-AI's, though inferior compared to the human AI's), but simply never thought of.

Afterwards, when the Hugarok (or engineers) disappeared, and the Covenant shattered, the Elites suddenly find themselves being unable to do anything but be a warring class, and struggle to pick up even basic farming.

There's far more to it than just the games series. I'm only through a handful of books, but I'm already taken aback by the sheer amount of background information they reveal. And they're good reads, too.
User avatar #38 - Blargosnarf (05/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, Halo's pretty much my favorite franchise, but I've only see through the games and tidbits here and there, mostly because I've never once seen an announcement for a Halo book, and it was a while before I even knew there were any. I have little to no acess to the books, knowledge of how many books there are, movies, comics, my only hope is the Halo WIKI, but even that tends to be sparring of detail.
User avatar #25 - sirpoopcloud (05/30/2014) [-]
well the UNSC according to the books had some major advantages in ground warfare and were able to win a decent amount of ground victories during the course of the war, problem is ground victories don't mean jack shit if the orbital defenses don't hold cause the planet will just get glassed anyway.
#5 - Portal 2's gel concept wasn't stolen, it was borrowed with per…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Accurate game titles #2 +24
#6 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
Didn't they also hire a bunch of them to work on it?
User avatar #49 - djequalizee (05/29/2014) [-]
Yes they did
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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