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#18 - Not to mention it clearly states spacial bombardment is a warcrime.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on The Restless War 0
User avatar #26 - sirpoopcloud (05/30/2014) [-]
that it should be the ease with which a planet could be rendered uninhabitable from orbit is extreme makes it a terrifying tactic and costly considering the victor might want to use that planet afterwards.
#17 - The only reason Humanity wasn't wiped clean was because the Co…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on The Restless War +1
#37 - insanefreak (05/30/2014) [-]
Like sirpoopcloud said, there's far more to it than that. The Nova bomb detonating taking a major chunk out of the elite's fleet, the other city-like vessel that the Spartans and vice-admiral Whitecomb take out along with several hundred vessels.

In ground combat the UNSC had the advantage. However, the Covenant swooped in, destroyed any orbital defences, and then proceeded to glass the planet, unless there were Forerunner relics present (like on Reach and Earth). But then they just send in so many troops that the humans would always end up being overrun.

Also, another reason for their so called 'incompetence' is that they imitate, but don't evolve their technologies. While humans are constantly updating their fleets with anything that they can improve, the Covenant merely imitate. Even though significantly superior in terms of technology, it was shown that during the capture of a flagship by the survivors of the first HALO-ring encounter that there was room for much improvement. Cortana managed to make their plasma weapons far more effective, and managed to improve their jump system tremendously. Something the Covenant should have been able to notice on their own (they have their own ship-AI's, though inferior compared to the human AI's), but simply never thought of.

Afterwards, when the Hugarok (or engineers) disappeared, and the Covenant shattered, the Elites suddenly find themselves being unable to do anything but be a warring class, and struggle to pick up even basic farming.

There's far more to it than just the games series. I'm only through a handful of books, but I'm already taken aback by the sheer amount of background information they reveal. And they're good reads, too.
User avatar #38 - Blargosnarf (05/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, Halo's pretty much my favorite franchise, but I've only see through the games and tidbits here and there, mostly because I've never once seen an announcement for a Halo book, and it was a while before I even knew there were any. I have little to no acess to the books, knowledge of how many books there are, movies, comics, my only hope is the Halo WIKI, but even that tends to be sparring of detail.
User avatar #25 - sirpoopcloud (05/30/2014) [-]
well the UNSC according to the books had some major advantages in ground warfare and were able to win a decent amount of ground victories during the course of the war, problem is ground victories don't mean jack shit if the orbital defenses don't hold cause the planet will just get glassed anyway.
#5 - Portal 2's gel concept wasn't stolen, it was borrowed with per…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Accurate game titles #2 +24
#6 - anonymous (05/28/2014) [-]
Didn't they also hire a bunch of them to work on it?
User avatar #49 - djequalizee (05/29/2014) [-]
Yes they did
#90 - With all that attacks earth in the Godzilla universe, five tim… 05/27/2014 on summer is cumming 0
#38 - Which is why I compare them to Godzilla, an asshole who runs a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on summer is cumming +4
User avatar #72 - daimonkaito (05/27/2014) [-]
>Without him you'd be dead five times over.
I don't think that part applies to Godzilla.
User avatar #90 - Blargosnarf (05/27/2014) [-]
With all that attacks earth in the Godzilla universe, five times over is an understatement.
#60 - the hell's a frig?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on clear water +7
#107 - SylverSlayer (05/27/2014) [-]
This is a frig.
#70 - Orc (05/27/2014) [-]
Refrigerator.
#24 - Not directly, no, still a ******* asshole.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2014 on enjoy +8
User avatar #62 - economic (05/26/2014) [-]
He could have been off to work at the local shelter for all you know, you're so rude.
#9 - Say as you wish, that guy is rather adorable. 05/25/2014 on Kawaii 0
#38 - Because they're supposed to burn, don't you know! 05/25/2014 on Incredible +7
#32 - This just in, studies show that every serial killer ever has a… 05/24/2014 on Those dense motherfuckers 0
#24 - "This is a good idea, hold my beer!" 05/24/2014 on Nice to meat you 0
#10 - Hey sexy <3  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Monster girl +13
User avatar #43 - wellimnotsure (05/24/2014) [-]
Adrenal glands
#11 - Hypocrite, even the Forerunners showed compassion for beings t… 05/24/2014 on Lucky Lucus 0
#25 - Then pardon me, I mixed up the names.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on These fucking things 0
#26 - xcoreyx (05/24/2014) [-]
No worries. Nettles are the worst because you can brush up against one with your leg without even noticing, and then a minute later you're in agonizing pain.
#16 - Nettles, weeds with spines pointier than a cactus, some of the…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/24/2014 on These fucking things +8
#23 - xcoreyx (05/24/2014) [-]
No, this is a nettle.
That right there is some type of thistle. Not venomous, but still painful as fuck to step on while barefoot.
User avatar #29 - fuckingtrolls (05/24/2014) [-]
OH GOD I HAVE THOSE AT SCHOOL. I HATE THOSE SO MUCH
User avatar #25 - Blargosnarf (05/24/2014) [-]
Then pardon me, I mixed up the names.
#26 - xcoreyx (05/24/2014) [-]
No worries. Nettles are the worst because you can brush up against one with your leg without even noticing, and then a minute later you're in agonizing pain.
User avatar #18 - nurucio (05/24/2014) [-]
I cannot think of a purpose for that plant to serve in nature other than to ruin your day, but thank you for making me more aware of it.
User avatar #20 - foodexplain (05/24/2014) [-]
theyre actually pretty nutritious some animals can eat them and humans who take time to take out all the thorns can make a pretty nice tea
User avatar #21 - nurucio (05/24/2014) [-]
Thank you once more. I'm learning lots today
#5 - I thought females were purely on equal ground with males, only… 05/23/2014 on *Insert Clever Title Here* 0
#15 - IT looks like his finger isn't even on the trigger, like he's … 05/23/2014 on niggas 0
#8 - -7 05/21/2014 on never go full 10 +4
#5 - Who knew Chief's dick was so skilled.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on Needler 0
User avatar #17 - lemonlord (05/21/2014) [-]
Cortana?
#2 - So, OHM stops the AMP, while VOLT shoves the AMP further?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on WHAT A SHOCKER! 0
#3 - carbohydrates (05/20/2014) [-]
To quote HowStuffWorks:

" Voltage is measured in Volts, current is measured in Amps and resistance is measured in Ohms.
An analogy to help understand these terms is a system of plumbing pipes.
The voltage is equivalent to the water pressure, the current is equivalent to the flow rate, and the resistance is the pipe size."

So, Higher Voltage, more pressure, comes out faster.
Amperage is the amount of water traveling.
And resistance is the diameter of the pipe, more resistance = less flow.

That's all I got. Science.
#9 - No questioning for me, I'm secure with my life choices... peni… 05/20/2014 on pls stop +1
#2 - ...what exactly does this have to do with democracy?  [+] (9 new replies) 05/20/2014 on "democracy" +82
#16 - comradewinter (05/20/2014) [-]
Dictatorships don't use traffic lights.
User avatar #28 - gragasvlad (05/20/2014) [-]
when there are no cars trafic lights are obsolete... the question is why did they employ some one to direct trafik?
User avatar #8 - shema (05/20/2014) [-]
i think it does. because when people like this vote. fuck that.
User avatar #27 - gnalde (05/20/2014) [-]
I laughed.... and then I cried
User avatar #5 - gibroner (05/20/2014) [-]
nothing at all
#4 - vellisipsi (05/20/2014) [-]
Both the car and the pedestrian stopped.
User avatar #7 - Ruspanic (05/20/2014) [-]
...what exactly does this have to do with democracy?
#15 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #3 - listerthepessimist (05/20/2014) [-]
I believe 'conditioning' would have been better
#13 - I thought he looked fine, the thing that got me was his eyes a… 05/20/2014 on Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom 0
#28 - God ******** straight from one post that made my … 05/20/2014 on gets me every time 0
#85 - "Dad left; a flag came back." OH GOD WHY!?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories 0
User avatar #96 - misticalz (05/20/2014) [-]
I dont get it
#97 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
When a soldier dies in a war, the family is sent a flag.
User avatar #98 - misticalz (05/20/2014) [-]
I c
thanks
User avatar #88 - ilikethisusername (05/20/2014) [-]
didn't understand that one....................OH WAIT.
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User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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