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Blargosnarf

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5218
Highest Content Rank:#10503
Highest Comment Rank:#555
Content Thumbs: 131 total,  226 ,  95
Comment Thumbs: 21591 total,  25026 ,  3435
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 63.6% (636/1000)
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Subscribers:8
Content Views:5818
Times Content Favorited:32 times
Total Comments Made:5357
FJ Points:20590

latest user's comments

#53 - >not a single light in the vaginal area Someone slept t… 10/13/2014 on It itches +3
#2 - I like how it started polite then delved into basic hate-speech. 10/13/2014 on History is wrong 2 0
#1 - Comment deleted 10/13/2014 on History is wrong 2 0
#8 - *Ahem* title *Cough*  [+] (1 new reply) 10/12/2014 on something funny +9
User avatar #9 - europe (10/12/2014) [-]
welp
#9 - I was being an ass. Seriously, didn't pick up on that? 10/11/2014 on Technical Right 0
#5 - I wouldn't say the whole setup weighs even one thousand pounds…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/11/2014 on Technical Right 0
User avatar #7 - voltkills (10/11/2014) [-]
so either there is one powerful as fuck PC or 3 consoles down there, thats £1k at least, then theres the screens, thatl be probably another £1k.
User avatar #11 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/11/2014) [-]
"weighs"
You fell for the b8, m8.
User avatar #13 - voltkills (10/11/2014) [-]
ohhhhhhh
shit
i didnt read carefully enough, i never think of pounds as a measurement of wieght.
User avatar #14 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/11/2014) [-]
To be fair, I had to reread the comment too, even being American.
User avatar #12 - OsamaBinLadenz (10/11/2014) [-]
Actually, it wasn't even bait when I think about it; just a joke.
User avatar #9 - Blargosnarf (10/11/2014) [-]
I was being an ass. Seriously, didn't pick up on that?
#102 - We agreed to never speak of that movie. 10/11/2014 on Disintegrating Deathclaws +2
#479 - HOW DO I SEND A BLOODY MESSAGE!? Stupid steam... well, anyway,… 10/10/2014 on samio's profile 0
#476 - Yes, also your first name is Harry. I'll pm it  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2014 on samio's profile 0
User avatar #478 - samio (10/10/2014) [-]
That's sounds about right. ^_^
#474 - Well, I looked up samio and found about three thousand others,…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/10/2014 on samio's profile 0
User avatar #477 - samio (10/10/2014) [-]
Also, what is your profile name then? I think it may use that, not account names.
User avatar #475 - samio (10/10/2014) [-]
Should be, I can't imagine it being used by anyone else.
Does it also say I'm Canadian?
User avatar #479 - Blargosnarf (10/10/2014) [-]
HOW DO I SEND A BLOODY MESSAGE!? Stupid steam... well, anyway, sent an invite.
User avatar #476 - Blargosnarf (10/10/2014) [-]
Yes, also your first name is Harry. I'll pm it
User avatar #478 - samio (10/10/2014) [-]
That's sounds about right. ^_^
#10 - Yeah, same here... uuuuhhh... try RayMan225 10/10/2014 on Returning Rituals 0
#8 - rayman224  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Returning Rituals 0
User avatar #9 - samio (10/10/2014) [-]
You sure that's the correct username? I got nothing.
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (10/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here... uuuuhhh... try RayMan225
#6 - ...ya wanna trade Steam names?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Returning Rituals 0
User avatar #7 - samio (10/10/2014) [-]
samio57
User avatar #8 - Blargosnarf (10/10/2014) [-]
rayman224
User avatar #9 - samio (10/10/2014) [-]
You sure that's the correct username? I got nothing.
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (10/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here... uuuuhhh... try RayMan225
#4 - Can't quite tell, the little thing stealing Pluto's moon looks…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Returning Rituals +2
User avatar #39 - syrenthra (10/10/2014) [-]
Once I realized it was flying away I knew it was going to be used to kill someone's commander
User avatar #5 - samio (10/10/2014) [-]
You can never play that game too long.

And yes, that is the ship. :3
User avatar #6 - Blargosnarf (10/10/2014) [-]
...ya wanna trade Steam names?
User avatar #7 - samio (10/10/2014) [-]
samio57
User avatar #8 - Blargosnarf (10/10/2014) [-]
rayman224
User avatar #9 - samio (10/10/2014) [-]
You sure that's the correct username? I got nothing.
User avatar #10 - Blargosnarf (10/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, same here... uuuuhhh... try RayMan225
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Ms. Marvel and Lockjaw +1
#8 - epicalania Comment deleted by Blargosnarf
#19 - newprinny Comment deleted by Blargosnarf
#25 - No it isn't, there's a limit with age difference between minor… 09/30/2014 on Well? 0
#132 - I never intended this post to blow up so much >.> , I d… 09/30/2014 on Nasa 0
#40 - ...Oh? Guess I missed that part, too busy wondering why the …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Evolution of the Halo series. 0
User avatar #41 - tankerdude (09/30/2014) [-]
it's one of those you only hear while playing alone and it is easily missed
#128 - But the incompetence of the several decade mission is very pro… 09/30/2014 on Nasa 0
#121 - That wasn't really my intention for my argument, I guess I wan…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Nasa 0
User avatar #130 - lazypaul (09/30/2014) [-]
But in the context of this post the Iraq war is irrelevant because we are talking about NASA. If you believe that NASA is a problem then it is still a problem regardless of bigger problems existing.
User avatar #132 - Blargosnarf (09/30/2014) [-]
I never intended this post to blow up so much >.>, I don't believe NASA spending is a problem, in fact I stated lower that I believe it should receive more funding than what it does. He was talking as if 18.4 B is a huge number wherein I shown that it's quite insignificant compared to other spending numbers.
#118 - Hm, I suppose I did use "Tu quoque", I apologize.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Nasa 0
User avatar #120 - lazypaul (09/30/2014) [-]
It's more like a strawman. Misinterpreting his argument to mean 'We should cut spending on NASA to continue funding the Iraq war' to make it easier to attack.
User avatar #121 - Blargosnarf (09/30/2014) [-]
That wasn't really my intention for my argument, I guess I wanted to make it look like he's barking up the wrong tree, bringing more attention to a small problem as a big problem get's brushed away.
User avatar #130 - lazypaul (09/30/2014) [-]
But in the context of this post the Iraq war is irrelevant because we are talking about NASA. If you believe that NASA is a problem then it is still a problem regardless of bigger problems existing.
User avatar #132 - Blargosnarf (09/30/2014) [-]
I never intended this post to blow up so much >.>, I don't believe NASA spending is a problem, in fact I stated lower that I believe it should receive more funding than what it does. He was talking as if 18.4 B is a huge number wherein I shown that it's quite insignificant compared to other spending numbers.
#21 - How the hell do you shave it properly!? Every time I do these …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Blackcat +6
#37 - justleaving (09/30/2014) [-]
I shave onder the shower, first along the hair and then against it. Most of the time after drying there are some hairs left so gently dry shave the last hairs off. And I use showergel/soap as shavingcream (DON'T get it on your dick/near the top, it stings!!!) Oh, and I use Wilkinson Sword protector 3 blades, they have those safety wires across the blades, so you don't nipp of some skin. I use them for my face too.

But yeah, within 2-3 days I got stubs again.
User avatar #46 - zombifier (09/30/2014) [-]
can't let shit like veet and nair sit for too long, sensitive area, will start to burn fast
User avatar #48 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
It's the one specifically made for that area.
#31 - BloodAwaits (09/30/2014) [-]
Stop shaving against the grain, shower first so hair is softer and if all else fails get a trimmer. A clean trim looks better than 9 year old smooth anyways.
User avatar #34 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
>implying 9 year old smooth isn't the best
User avatar #29 - atomschlumpf (09/30/2014) [-]
Well I dunno how it is for you but my hairs have a direction in which they grow, mostly downwards (towards my feet). If I shave with the direction there's no problem. If I shave against it my crotch will get all these swellings, little fucking pimples and it itches like goddamn fucking piss.

Problem is, if you shave with the direction the hairs won't get cut down to the skin, so a little bit of hair is still there, but that's no problem for me, at least it's not like a fucking junngle. On the balls and shaft however you can mostly shave how you want, just be careful not to cut yourself. You can also grab the sack a little and strech the skin, makes it easier.

Also if you want none of that there's also hair removal creme, but I haven't much experience with that and I don't know if you can also use that for the balls and stuff but definitely for the crotch area. You can probably google that.

Any more questions?
#22 - levitatingscrotum (09/30/2014) [-]
Also, can you wax the other ares than just balls? Shaving is really the worst. Also asking for a friend of mine, ofc.
User avatar #24 - Silver Quantum (09/30/2014) [-]
there's this part on your face that grows hair too. it's called a beard. you can shave that too
User avatar #23 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
things might be easier for you, if you live up to your name that is
#23 - Oh the things I masturbate to and the personality I have do no… 09/30/2014 on heh 0
#21 - Funny how someone sleeping in a cryo chamber in the middle of …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Evolution of the Halo series. +2
User avatar #39 - tankerdude (09/30/2014) [-]
Cortana says she updated while he was asleep
User avatar #40 - Blargosnarf (09/30/2014) [-]
...Oh? Guess I missed that part, too busy wondering why the fuck she suddenly looks like a porn star instead of her usual holographic self.
User avatar #41 - tankerdude (09/30/2014) [-]
it's one of those you only hear while playing alone and it is easily missed
#26 - cherubium (09/30/2014) [-]
Well it is the same mark VI armor from Halo 3 but 343 decided to change it a little.
#46 - I understand I'm hardly in a position to criticize, as all I k…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Nasa 0
User avatar #47 - propanex (09/30/2014) [-]
you're right about that.

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#35 - admin (03/25/2015) [-]
Hi Blargosnarf! Great leader gave you a magical North Korean rocket!
#32 - hugsta ONLINE (01/03/2015) [-]
User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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