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Blargosnarf

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Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
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Location:Windsor Vermont USA
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#8 - What a sad looking panda  [+] (9 new replies) 05/30/2014 on so many wanted to see this +2
#9 - animedudej (05/30/2014) [-]
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#34 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (05/31/2014) [-]
The fact that you got thumbed down and he got thumbed up really says a lot about this website
#23 - xjester (05/30/2014) [-]
sorry it bothered me
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#18 - Endofzeeworld (05/30/2014) [-]
Fuuuck. I cant remember the source for this gif.
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#19 - animedudej (05/30/2014) [-]
i'll give you the link if you beg! static1.e621.net/data/c3/b9/c3b988a1ff26beddd0afd02c7869c583.swf naa jk, is cool
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#10 - Blargosnarf (05/30/2014) [-]
So you want me to download a plugin and join a site I don't even care about just to see one picture?
#11 - animedudej (05/30/2014) [-]
google attack on mikasa...
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#12 - Blargosnarf (05/30/2014) [-]
All I get are a bunch of thees for google chrome. I don't even use chrome.
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#13 - animedudej (05/30/2014) [-]
haruhichan.com/forum/showthread.php?24909-Firefox-ExHentai-Easy-v2-Get-past-sad-panda! it says right on the page i linked...


also i said google "Attack on Mikasa"
#4 - Eh I was... kinda close... a few words are the same. 05/30/2014 on Humans 0
#2 - "I was born without sharp teeth and claws, no scales to p…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Humans +5
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#16 - AdminsGayLover (05/30/2014) [-]
A few months ago a guy made it up and posted in on Imgur. Pretty good quote IMO.
#11 - payseht (05/30/2014) [-]
"I was born without sharp teeth and claws, no scales to protect my skin or venom to poison my enemies. So I forged them from yo momma."
#5 - theugandanhero (05/30/2014) [-]
Here you go.
#8 - disturbedmaster (05/30/2014) [-]
nab my version if ya want its bigger not by much but its a decent amount

#7 - disturbedmaster (05/30/2014) [-]
damn it you beat me to it i spend like 20 mins searching my img folder to find it haha
#3 - lave (05/30/2014) [-]
"Mother nature was not kind, she gave me no claws or fangs so I forged them of fire and crafted them of steel"

Exact quote, wrote it down somewhere comes in handy RP'ing as a blacksmith
Thought you might like
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#4 - Blargosnarf (05/30/2014) [-]
Eh I was... kinda close... a few words are the same.
#38 - Yeah, Halo's pretty much my favorite franchise, but I've only … 05/30/2014 on The Restless War 0
#18 - Not to mention it clearly states spacial bombardment is a warcrime.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on The Restless War 0
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#26 - sirpoopcloud (05/30/2014) [-]
that it should be the ease with which a planet could be rendered uninhabitable from orbit is extreme makes it a terrifying tactic and costly considering the victor might want to use that planet afterwards.
#17 - The only reason Humanity wasn't wiped clean was because the Co…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on The Restless War +1
#37 - insanefreak (05/30/2014) [-]
Like sirpoopcloud said, there's far more to it than that. The Nova bomb detonating taking a major chunk out of the elite's fleet, the other city-like vessel that the Spartans and vice-admiral Whitecomb take out along with several hundred vessels.

In ground combat the UNSC had the advantage. However, the Covenant swooped in, destroyed any orbital defences, and then proceeded to glass the planet, unless there were Forerunner relics present (like on Reach and Earth). But then they just send in so many troops that the humans would always end up being overrun.

Also, another reason for their so called 'incompetence' is that they imitate, but don't evolve their technologies. While humans are constantly updating their fleets with anything that they can improve, the Covenant merely imitate. Even though significantly superior in terms of technology, it was shown that during the capture of a flagship by the survivors of the first HALO-ring encounter that there was room for much improvement. Cortana managed to make their plasma weapons far more effective, and managed to improve their jump system tremendously. Something the Covenant should have been able to notice on their own (they have their own ship-AI's, though inferior compared to the human AI's), but simply never thought of.

Afterwards, when the Hugarok (or engineers) disappeared, and the Covenant shattered, the Elites suddenly find themselves being unable to do anything but be a warring class, and struggle to pick up even basic farming.

There's far more to it than just the games series. I'm only through a handful of books, but I'm already taken aback by the sheer amount of background information they reveal. And they're good reads, too.
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#38 - Blargosnarf (05/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, Halo's pretty much my favorite franchise, but I've only see through the games and tidbits here and there, mostly because I've never once seen an announcement for a Halo book, and it was a while before I even knew there were any. I have little to no acess to the books, knowledge of how many books there are, movies, comics, my only hope is the Halo WIKI, but even that tends to be sparring of detail.
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#25 - sirpoopcloud (05/30/2014) [-]
well the UNSC according to the books had some major advantages in ground warfare and were able to win a decent amount of ground victories during the course of the war, problem is ground victories don't mean jack shit if the orbital defenses don't hold cause the planet will just get glassed anyway.
#5 - Portal 2's gel concept wasn't stolen, it was borrowed with per…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2014 on Accurate game titles #2 +24
#6 - anon (05/28/2014) [-]
Didn't they also hire a bunch of them to work on it?
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#49 - djequalizee (05/29/2014) [-]
Yes they did
#90 - With all that attacks earth in the Godzilla universe, five tim… 05/27/2014 on summer is cumming 0
#38 - Which is why I compare them to Godzilla, an asshole who runs a…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on summer is cumming +4
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#72 - daimonkaito (05/27/2014) [-]
>Without him you'd be dead five times over.
I don't think that part applies to Godzilla.
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#90 - Blargosnarf (05/27/2014) [-]
With all that attacks earth in the Godzilla universe, five times over is an understatement.
#60 - the hell's a frig?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2014 on clear water +7
#107 - SylverSlayer (05/27/2014) [-]
This is a frig.
#70 - Orc (05/27/2014) [-]
Refrigerator.