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#2 - Instructions weren't clear enough, aliens invaded our world an… 09/24/2014 on (untitled) +1
#17 - I assure you, GoW is in no way canon to the actual Greek myths...  [+] (5 new replies) 09/24/2014 on Hoes, Hoes Everywhere +26
#59 - anonymous (09/25/2014) [-]
Even so I think he's curious if there is a fight in the game.
User avatar #43 - nuclearkitteh (09/24/2014) [-]
But it does have heroes form Greek myths, which was what he was asking.
User avatar #28 - heartlessrobot (09/24/2014) [-]
Especially since there was no way to actually kill a god. Not even other gods or titans could do it.
User avatar #55 - catburglarpenis (09/25/2014) [-]
Don't worry ghostninjaguy. Kratos was NOT a myth, he was a real man, the games are an extremely (down to the smallest detail) accurate representation of his deeds, and he lived in real historic Greece. He existed in the tumultuous year of our emperor A.D. 2005.
User avatar #18 - ghostninjaguy (09/24/2014) [-]
I did a bit of digging a few years ago, it turns out Kratos was an actual myth
#35 - 'course not, that woman (man?) is so old (s)he'd die at the pr… 09/24/2014 on Kids these days... +13
#250 - Half Life 1 and LoZ; Link between Worlds... can't see that tur… 09/23/2014 on ? 0
#23 - That dog swims far better than I do. 09/22/2014 on Dayum shame 0
#25 - People I've shown it to mistook scenes for real life. 09/20/2014 on Nope +10
#36 - This implies Pyro can actually feel anything  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2014 on Pyro Feels -3
User avatar #80 - captainprincess (09/21/2014) [-]
s/he feels
We just don't know how the fuck his/her feels work
#54 - anonymous (09/20/2014) [-]
He feels you're pain joy.
#11 - Dude... what the **** am I reading... seriously, … 09/18/2014 on Gamergate +1
#2 - He's not even in a handicap spot, he's in the yellowed off spo… 09/17/2014 on No Stopping? Perfect place... 0
#15 - *Sigh*... you mean that thing I figured out in the first ten m…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/17/2014 on How I imagine a lot of you 0
User avatar #16 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
But... Ash was ten for like... 14 years. He JUST aged. They made him slightly older. He's getting there. I have a feeling they're slowly trying to convert it to a serious anime to please the older fans (the now larger fanbase).
User avatar #22 - Sethorein (09/17/2014) [-]
why couldn't they just follow the digimon or precure method of having new heroes every season...
User avatar #23 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
That would be nice.
#13 - To Brock, aside from Pikachu he was my favorite character. At …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/17/2014 on How I imagine a lot of you 0
User avatar #14 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
He's better at battling and actually trains his Pokemon a little now, looks like he's finally going to start evolving stuff. He has to make the obvious mistakes for the plot to be any kind of conflicting, but he's pretty... decent. He's at that point in the gamer's life where the whole typing thing is down, and now strategy is starting to be developed.
User avatar #15 - Blargosnarf (09/17/2014) [-]
*Sigh*... you mean that thing I figured out in the first ten minutes... ah well, baby steps are still steps forward.
User avatar #16 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
But... Ash was ten for like... 14 years. He JUST aged. They made him slightly older. He's getting there. I have a feeling they're slowly trying to convert it to a serious anime to please the older fans (the now larger fanbase).
User avatar #22 - Sethorein (09/17/2014) [-]
why couldn't they just follow the digimon or precure method of having new heroes every season...
User avatar #23 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
That would be nice.
#11 - Aw, c'mon!  [+] (7 new replies) 09/17/2014 on How I imagine a lot of you 0
User avatar #12 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
To which? May is best traveling companion.
User avatar #13 - Blargosnarf (09/17/2014) [-]
To Brock, aside from Pikachu he was my favorite character. At LEAST tell me Ash isn't a fucking moron...
User avatar #14 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
He's better at battling and actually trains his Pokemon a little now, looks like he's finally going to start evolving stuff. He has to make the obvious mistakes for the plot to be any kind of conflicting, but he's pretty... decent. He's at that point in the gamer's life where the whole typing thing is down, and now strategy is starting to be developed.
User avatar #15 - Blargosnarf (09/17/2014) [-]
*Sigh*... you mean that thing I figured out in the first ten minutes... ah well, baby steps are still steps forward.
User avatar #16 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
But... Ash was ten for like... 14 years. He JUST aged. They made him slightly older. He's getting there. I have a feeling they're slowly trying to convert it to a serious anime to please the older fans (the now larger fanbase).
User avatar #22 - Sethorein (09/17/2014) [-]
why couldn't they just follow the digimon or precure method of having new heroes every season...
User avatar #23 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
That would be nice.
#9 - Hmm... I guess I'll give it a try... however I have always bee…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/17/2014 on How I imagine a lot of you 0
User avatar #10 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Actually... Brock is no longer present. But we're getting a new character named Alan, and he's AWESOME. Also, it is speculated that we will be getting Steven Stone and May Birch. Charizard and Sceptile will both go Mega in the series, probably.
User avatar #11 - Blargosnarf (09/17/2014) [-]
Aw, c'mon!
User avatar #12 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
To which? May is best traveling companion.
User avatar #13 - Blargosnarf (09/17/2014) [-]
To Brock, aside from Pikachu he was my favorite character. At LEAST tell me Ash isn't a fucking moron...
User avatar #14 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
He's better at battling and actually trains his Pokemon a little now, looks like he's finally going to start evolving stuff. He has to make the obvious mistakes for the plot to be any kind of conflicting, but he's pretty... decent. He's at that point in the gamer's life where the whole typing thing is down, and now strategy is starting to be developed.
User avatar #15 - Blargosnarf (09/17/2014) [-]
*Sigh*... you mean that thing I figured out in the first ten minutes... ah well, baby steps are still steps forward.
User avatar #16 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
But... Ash was ten for like... 14 years. He JUST aged. They made him slightly older. He's getting there. I have a feeling they're slowly trying to convert it to a serious anime to please the older fans (the now larger fanbase).
User avatar #22 - Sethorein (09/17/2014) [-]
why couldn't they just follow the digimon or precure method of having new heroes every season...
User avatar #23 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
That would be nice.
#7 - The animation looks so smooth and great it makes me want to wa…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/17/2014 on How I imagine a lot of you 0
User avatar #8 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
You should watch XY: the Series. Pro tip: It's about to srsly git gud on Nov. 6.
User avatar #9 - Blargosnarf (09/17/2014) [-]
Hmm... I guess I'll give it a try... however I have always been really ticked about no Misty, and Brock turned into... well, I dunno, but he isn't himself anymore.
User avatar #10 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
Actually... Brock is no longer present. But we're getting a new character named Alan, and he's AWESOME. Also, it is speculated that we will be getting Steven Stone and May Birch. Charizard and Sceptile will both go Mega in the series, probably.
User avatar #11 - Blargosnarf (09/17/2014) [-]
Aw, c'mon!
User avatar #12 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
To which? May is best traveling companion.
User avatar #13 - Blargosnarf (09/17/2014) [-]
To Brock, aside from Pikachu he was my favorite character. At LEAST tell me Ash isn't a fucking moron...
User avatar #14 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
He's better at battling and actually trains his Pokemon a little now, looks like he's finally going to start evolving stuff. He has to make the obvious mistakes for the plot to be any kind of conflicting, but he's pretty... decent. He's at that point in the gamer's life where the whole typing thing is down, and now strategy is starting to be developed.
User avatar #15 - Blargosnarf (09/17/2014) [-]
*Sigh*... you mean that thing I figured out in the first ten minutes... ah well, baby steps are still steps forward.
User avatar #16 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
But... Ash was ten for like... 14 years. He JUST aged. They made him slightly older. He's getting there. I have a feeling they're slowly trying to convert it to a serious anime to please the older fans (the now larger fanbase).
User avatar #22 - Sethorein (09/17/2014) [-]
why couldn't they just follow the digimon or precure method of having new heroes every season...
User avatar #23 - truesmokewolf (09/17/2014) [-]
That would be nice.
#6 - You could, y'know, put your legs up and push against the tombstone.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2014 on (untitled) +20
#12 - anonymous (09/17/2014) [-]
If it's in front of you, you could just stick your foot out and basically kick it. (Disrespecting the dead in exchange for avoiding a trip to the hospital)
But if the tombstone is BEHIND you and you're moving backwards as you descend... You're gonna hit your BACK against marble/granite at 10mph, and probably wind up paralyzed for life.
#20 - Is she writing in the third person? 09/17/2014 on Fuck Cracked, they support... +5
#35 - This is implying we have no rhyme or reason for our outrage, a…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Gamergate Keks +2
#39 - teranin (09/16/2014) [-]
No, it means that it doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. Our plan is to have no plan, that way we can never have our plan backfire.

(actually this is our plan)
#13 - I can't tell if he's being a self indulging ******* … 09/16/2014 on who the fuck are you? +2
#2 - That's the section with the massive gyroscope... you'd be reta…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Self-Explanatory +6
User avatar #109 - thatguythatlaughs (09/16/2014) [-]
>gyroscope
I think you mean centrifugal system
#11 - saying you're vandalizing your own body is like saying you're … 09/16/2014 on I always wondered +2
#12 - Exactly, like I said they were pretty low on the list. TBH I'd…  [+] (21 new replies) 09/15/2014 on If Soldier was a father +9
User avatar #14 - doblade (09/15/2014) [-]
In all honesty I would pick heavy as in the comics he seems rather family oriented.
Perhaps followed by Demo the Spy, Sniper and Engie. The rest are just kinda bat fuck insane really.
#66 - angelicdemon (09/16/2014) [-]
Sniper had a somewhat bad family that didn't support his choices it can go either he becomes a great father by wanting to surpass his father or he can push his will and wishes onto his kids. I see him being a smart and planning dad who enforces his lessons through clever ways. Pic maaaybe related
User avatar #38 - faguette (09/16/2014) [-]
what about scout?

or can he pull out fast enough to not have kids?
User avatar #35 - warioteam (09/16/2014) [-]
I think demo is too careless, deadbeat even
i think heavy has shown to be loving to his family, and more than likely, we only think he is dumb because he didnt have much time to learn english when he came from russia
User avatar #77 - cheeziswin (09/16/2014) [-]
Deadbeat and careless? He has 3 jobs just to take care of his mom, I wouldn't call that being deadbeat.
User avatar #99 - dickchupacabra (09/16/2014) [-]
Don't you remember the long standing Demoman family tradition? Children are to be abandoned at birth until their talents with high explosives manifest themselves.
User avatar #100 - cheeziswin (09/16/2014) [-]
Alrighty, and then their real parents come back and care for them the rest of their lives.
Even if it is kind of a cruel tradition, Demoman is certainly not "careless, deadbeat even."
User avatar #102 - dickchupacabra (09/16/2014) [-]
I never said he was deadbeat. Another tradition amongst demomen is to have lots of jobs . However, once the their talents manifest (If they've lived long enough for them to appear. Or survived long enough after they DO appear) they are taken back and begin training in the art of being Black Scottish Explosives Experts. Not exactly the greatest of upbringings for a child.
User avatar #103 - cheeziswin (09/16/2014) [-]
I was talking about that wario guy. He said Demo was too careless, and I was stating the fact that he's actually not.
And how do you know? Demo seemed to turn out fine, and so did his father and his mother before him. I don't think it's so bad of a thing, it's just keeping the family and it's traditions alive.
User avatar #56 - mondominiman (09/16/2014) [-]
Isn't the demo and his family filthy rich? I remember reading the early comics and seeing his castle in scotland or something like that.
User avatar #58 - warioteam (09/16/2014) [-]
not really "rich" but more "decently waged"
The army pays well.
#63 - rdobet (09/16/2014) [-]
At one point the wiki said that he was a billionaire, and that, despite his wealth, his mother was still disappointed because his father worked 26 jobs and that "No demoman worth his sulfur ever had an eye in his head past thirty!"
User avatar #17 - deviousdanish (09/15/2014) [-]
You think the Scout is insane?
#18 - doblade (09/15/2014) [-]
Not insane per se. He can be rather selfish and self obsessed, but given his upbringing he may not have all his eggs in the same basket. But that just my opinion.
User avatar #19 - deviousdanish (09/15/2014) [-]
He's also a little young for it. But down the road maybe.
User avatar #20 - doblade (09/15/2014) [-]
Always a possibility. Who knows he might grow up to be a model citizen and what not, but for now I think he would not be great father material.
User avatar #37 - hottamaleez (09/16/2014) [-]
did you really just have this conversation?
User avatar #62 - majestispaceduck (09/16/2014) [-]
They're not just video game characters, they're basing this off the comics i'd assume.
User avatar #93 - doblade (09/16/2014) [-]
Correct my friend. I am basing my assumption on the more fleshed out characters from the comic it's self as they are fleshed out so you kinda get a better grasp of their personality.
#134 - hottamaleez (09/16/2014) [-]
I was asking if you seriously had a conversation on which psycho murderer from a game of psycho murderers you'd think would be a better father
#140 - doblade (09/17/2014) [-]
Well hey. It's always fun to speculate on things like this. It develops a deeper self and some times wider internal canon about the subject matter.
But with Team Fortress being so open to interpretation as we will unlikely have a conclusive ended to the story of it. It is fun to do things like this with this type of subject matter as we may never know the true ending to our favorite Mercs.
#4 - And you can provide a free alternative?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Skype troubles 0
#5 - awesomenesss (09/15/2014) [-]
Teamspeak, Vent, Mumble, all of these have good public servers. Skype is just an unsecure shitfest.
User avatar #22 - roguevocoderblitz (09/16/2014) [-]
Are one of those good with phones? and will show when they are calling even when you dont expect it like skype? Cause skype sucks sometimes and would be cool if there are any that work well!
User avatar #11 - enfantcool (09/16/2014) [-]
hangouts is good too
#17 - "The ****** a condom?" 09/15/2014 on Pullout Game +4
#18 - Engineer, Medic or Pyro... I have absolutely no confidence in … 09/15/2014 on What is your main and why... +4
#8 - Bit of an idiot!? The guy has a box full of heads, has convers…  [+] (24 new replies) 09/15/2014 on If Soldier was a father +21
User avatar #11 - lapsushominum (09/15/2014) [-]
I'd pick engineer, sniper, or spy
User avatar #16 - warzon (09/15/2014) [-]
I'd pick pyro.
User avatar #12 - Blargosnarf (09/15/2014) [-]
Exactly, like I said they were pretty low on the list. TBH I'd pick Heavy, strength and size of a Russian Grizzly bear but shows true bonds to the ones he cares about.
User avatar #14 - doblade (09/15/2014) [-]
In all honesty I would pick heavy as in the comics he seems rather family oriented.
Perhaps followed by Demo the Spy, Sniper and Engie. The rest are just kinda bat fuck insane really.
#66 - angelicdemon (09/16/2014) [-]
Sniper had a somewhat bad family that didn't support his choices it can go either he becomes a great father by wanting to surpass his father or he can push his will and wishes onto his kids. I see him being a smart and planning dad who enforces his lessons through clever ways. Pic maaaybe related
User avatar #38 - faguette (09/16/2014) [-]
what about scout?

or can he pull out fast enough to not have kids?
User avatar #35 - warioteam (09/16/2014) [-]
I think demo is too careless, deadbeat even
i think heavy has shown to be loving to his family, and more than likely, we only think he is dumb because he didnt have much time to learn english when he came from russia
User avatar #77 - cheeziswin (09/16/2014) [-]
Deadbeat and careless? He has 3 jobs just to take care of his mom, I wouldn't call that being deadbeat.
User avatar #99 - dickchupacabra (09/16/2014) [-]
Don't you remember the long standing Demoman family tradition? Children are to be abandoned at birth until their talents with high explosives manifest themselves.
User avatar #100 - cheeziswin (09/16/2014) [-]
Alrighty, and then their real parents come back and care for them the rest of their lives.
Even if it is kind of a cruel tradition, Demoman is certainly not "careless, deadbeat even."
User avatar #102 - dickchupacabra (09/16/2014) [-]
I never said he was deadbeat. Another tradition amongst demomen is to have lots of jobs . However, once the their talents manifest (If they've lived long enough for them to appear. Or survived long enough after they DO appear) they are taken back and begin training in the art of being Black Scottish Explosives Experts. Not exactly the greatest of upbringings for a child.
User avatar #103 - cheeziswin (09/16/2014) [-]
I was talking about that wario guy. He said Demo was too careless, and I was stating the fact that he's actually not.
And how do you know? Demo seemed to turn out fine, and so did his father and his mother before him. I don't think it's so bad of a thing, it's just keeping the family and it's traditions alive.
User avatar #56 - mondominiman (09/16/2014) [-]
Isn't the demo and his family filthy rich? I remember reading the early comics and seeing his castle in scotland or something like that.
User avatar #58 - warioteam (09/16/2014) [-]
not really "rich" but more "decently waged"
The army pays well.
#63 - rdobet (09/16/2014) [-]
At one point the wiki said that he was a billionaire, and that, despite his wealth, his mother was still disappointed because his father worked 26 jobs and that "No demoman worth his sulfur ever had an eye in his head past thirty!"
User avatar #17 - deviousdanish (09/15/2014) [-]
You think the Scout is insane?
#18 - doblade (09/15/2014) [-]
Not insane per se. He can be rather selfish and self obsessed, but given his upbringing he may not have all his eggs in the same basket. But that just my opinion.
User avatar #19 - deviousdanish (09/15/2014) [-]
He's also a little young for it. But down the road maybe.
User avatar #20 - doblade (09/15/2014) [-]
Always a possibility. Who knows he might grow up to be a model citizen and what not, but for now I think he would not be great father material.
User avatar #37 - hottamaleez (09/16/2014) [-]
did you really just have this conversation?
User avatar #62 - majestispaceduck (09/16/2014) [-]
They're not just video game characters, they're basing this off the comics i'd assume.
User avatar #93 - doblade (09/16/2014) [-]
Correct my friend. I am basing my assumption on the more fleshed out characters from the comic it's self as they are fleshed out so you kinda get a better grasp of their personality.
#134 - hottamaleez (09/16/2014) [-]
I was asking if you seriously had a conversation on which psycho murderer from a game of psycho murderers you'd think would be a better father
#140 - doblade (09/17/2014) [-]
Well hey. It's always fun to speculate on things like this. It develops a deeper self and some times wider internal canon about the subject matter.
But with Team Fortress being so open to interpretation as we will unlikely have a conclusive ended to the story of it. It is fun to do things like this with this type of subject matter as we may never know the true ending to our favorite Mercs.
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User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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