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#87 - stickmansam (07/01/2016) [-]
obviously no one understood my comment
i was talking about how my grandmother got too old to do certain things and how thats ok
shes old and thats part of getting old. right now shes just waiting to die in a home
shes been saving her whole life and got into a great place. shes happier than she ever was at her old house.
i thew in a joke that cleary went over everyones heads
John Lennon? imagine? it was a joke
imagine theres no heaven
its easy if you try
see, so theres no heaven so my grandma went to hell
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#77 - anon (06/06/2016) [-]
they're in the same places you idiot
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#128 - medexplain (06/05/2016) [-]
The plate absorbs shock and spreads it out over a much larger area before the energy is transferred to the person's chest. Spreading out the pressure over a large area means less bodily harm.
When you get shot while only wearing kevlar, the "fabric" doesn't spread the kinetic energy as quickly before it makes it to the shootee. That means the force is applied to a smaller area and you end up with great big bruises.
The speed at which the kinetic energy is distributed is related to the density of the material.
Distributed load (in reverse) is why a rifle round can pierce armor that a deer slug can't. They have similar kinetic energy, but a rifle round applies that same energy to a much smaller, more focused area.
#161 - Fgner (06/05/2016) [-]
Yup, that's how they work.
But, again, the kinetic energy has to go somewhere. For this 9mm that's around 400ft-lbs of force. For a 7.62 it's about ~1,500 ft-lbs over a couple square feet of chest. It's way better than dying, but you won't be happy about it regardless of the plate.