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Blargosnarf

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Gender: male
Age: 19
Steam Profile: RayMan225
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:3/31/2015
Location:Windsor Vermont USA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5227
Highest Content Rank:#10503
Highest Comment Rank:#555
Content Thumbs: 131 total,  226 ,  95
Comment Thumbs: 21591 total,  25026 ,  3435
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 12 Content: New Here → Level 13 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 63.6% (636/1000)
Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:8
Content Views:5826
Times Content Favorited:32 times
Total Comments Made:5358
FJ Points:20590

latest user's comments

#606 - You ******* sick freak! Christ, I don't need to hear ab…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Tell admin your super... 0
User avatar #607 - orangebeanie (03/30/2015) [-]
...I mean... Have you ever tried it?
#29 - I tried watching three or four episodes of this show and I sti…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2015 on SU comp 3 0
#34 - houseofscarlet (03/23/2015) [-]
The show kinda goes in circles for a while, simply because there's so much predating information they need to explain without directly reading out the exposition. It's all a linear, chronological story that will have references and cameos you'll miss unless you've seen the entire series.

It can be a pain to keep up with but God help me it's a damn good show.

Here's a brief summary of what we have so far. 3000 years ago, Rose Quartz and her followers broke away from the Gem Homeworld because they didn't like how they treated humans or the planet earth. This lead to an all-out inter-galactic war which caused chaos, destruction, and countless deaths of gems and humans. In the end, the Gem Homeworld pulled back due to a lack of resources, but left only Rose Quartz, Garnet (who is really a fusion between the gems Ruby and Sapphire), Amethyst, and Pearl left alive. These four now were left with the task of not only rebuilding human civilization, but reclaiming dangerous magical gem relics that warp reality, as well as defeating and containing tainted gems who reform as hideous monsters who only seek destruction. Fast forward 3000 years. By this time, Rose Quartz has met and fallen in love with a human named Greg Universe, a failed one-man-band who lives in his van. Rose becomes pregnant, but at a great cost: her physical being. In order to bring a new life into this world, she becomes half of her son Steven. Now Steven is discovering that, not only does he posses many of his mother's own powers, but unique powers of his own. Powers he'll need, because after 3000 years the Gem Homeworld has decided to attempt to restart operations on earth, assuming the Crystal Gems are by this point non-existent. Now that Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven have revealed their existence to the Gem Homeworld, they once again face the threat of an inter-galactic war. A war in which they are out numbered and out matched.
#37 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
wasn't it 5000 years ago?
User avatar #48 - houseofscarlet (03/23/2015) [-]
I could have sworn Pearl said in Rose's Scabbard that the war was 3000 years ago. I could be mistaken.
#30 - anonymous (03/23/2015) [-]
Plot doesn't kick in till like ep 30 or some shit
Have fun
User avatar #36 - LordVoltagen (03/23/2015) [-]
Plot is secret and hidden until later episodes
Early on the show pretends to be episodic with some continuity, as it is see from the prespective of steven, from whom all is hidden
#61 - ...Imma give ya the benefit of the doubt and say this is *…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/19/2015 on It aint no joke +9
User avatar #63 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
All I'm saying is big fuckin whoop, some lady touched your weiner in 7th grade now you can't trust nobody? Fuck off. Your crocodile tears are for the youtube thumbs.
#67 - ashur (03/19/2015) [-]
You're faking it.
Git gud casul
User avatar #68 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Ah whatever, I read it like 4 times, and I couldn't figure out the issue. Then I realize that this is a tumblr post on FJ.

I couldn't recognize it without the replies or notes, or wahtever
User avatar #62 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Grasp it, my nigga, because this guy is milking it for the likes.
#56 - ...did you not read the whole thing or is the concept of a 13 …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2015 on It aint no joke +4
User avatar #59 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Also, go back to tumblr
User avatar #61 - Blargosnarf (03/19/2015) [-]
...Imma give ya the benefit of the doubt and say this is shit-tier trolling instead of your legitimate views, because I'm finding it hard to grasp someone could truly be this willfully ignorant.
User avatar #63 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
All I'm saying is big fuckin whoop, some lady touched your weiner in 7th grade now you can't trust nobody? Fuck off. Your crocodile tears are for the youtube thumbs.
#67 - ashur (03/19/2015) [-]
You're faking it.
Git gud casul
User avatar #68 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Ah whatever, I read it like 4 times, and I couldn't figure out the issue. Then I realize that this is a tumblr post on FJ.

I couldn't recognize it without the replies or notes, or wahtever
User avatar #62 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Grasp it, my nigga, because this guy is milking it for the likes.
User avatar #58 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Just seems weird, maybe it's the phrasing.. But whatever. Build a bridge.
#52 - I think we'll settle on "you tried to make a joke but it …  [+] (9 new replies) 03/19/2015 on It aint no joke +7
User avatar #55 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Sure? I literally don't understand what he's talking about.

Was he gay back then? Or did he really not want some old poon?
User avatar #56 - Blargosnarf (03/19/2015) [-]
...did you not read the whole thing or is the concept of a 13 year old being violated by someone they trust, unable to cry out without being slandered, silenced and stomped into the ground absolutely foreign to you?
User avatar #59 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Also, go back to tumblr
User avatar #61 - Blargosnarf (03/19/2015) [-]
...Imma give ya the benefit of the doubt and say this is shit-tier trolling instead of your legitimate views, because I'm finding it hard to grasp someone could truly be this willfully ignorant.
User avatar #63 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
All I'm saying is big fuckin whoop, some lady touched your weiner in 7th grade now you can't trust nobody? Fuck off. Your crocodile tears are for the youtube thumbs.
#67 - ashur (03/19/2015) [-]
You're faking it.
Git gud casul
User avatar #68 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Ah whatever, I read it like 4 times, and I couldn't figure out the issue. Then I realize that this is a tumblr post on FJ.

I couldn't recognize it without the replies or notes, or wahtever
User avatar #62 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Grasp it, my nigga, because this guy is milking it for the likes.
User avatar #58 - nachobeldavid (03/19/2015) [-]
Just seems weird, maybe it's the phrasing.. But whatever. Build a bridge.
#49 - ... why is this one shaped like a butt-plug?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/18/2015 on Motivation - weight loss +2
#50 - zombieplayground (03/18/2015) [-]
Not a true captain of your soul until youve used one
#72 - titsfortots (03/19/2015) [-]
Omfg thank you for letting me witness that comment.
#178 - It started as a web browser!? 03/18/2015 on RIP in peace Internet Explorer 0
#177 - Personally I don't mind. 03/18/2015 on RIP in peace Internet Explorer 0
#30 - Logs are heavy, but they float.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/13/2015 on New Mac Book Features +1
User avatar #34 - drl (03/13/2015) [-]
you can feel that it is metal and not hollow and see the non water tight cracks and molds on the computer
#33 - tapeboy (03/13/2015) [-]
ducks are heavier than water and they float too
User avatar #37 - albertjester (03/13/2015) [-]
so, if the mac book ways the same as a duck, then it's made of wood?
#39 - tapeboy (03/13/2015) [-]
thank you
#38 - tapeboy (03/13/2015) [-]
no it means its a witch!
#50 - At first it was one of the most horrifying things I've seen, t… 03/12/2015 on Shake dem Udders for some... 0

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User avatar #33 to #32 - Blargosnarf (01/03/2015) [-]
y u do dis
User avatar #11 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey, just thought I'd pop in and say hi.

^_^
User avatar #12 to #11 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, what's up, thought you forgot about me.
User avatar #13 to #12 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah man, just hard keeping up with all my fans.
How's it going?
User avatar #14 to #13 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Fine, I occasionally see you on Steam.
User avatar #15 to #14 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
As do I. Have any favorite games?
User avatar #16 to #15 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
I have so many it's hard to chose... I'm not the type who settles with only a single type of game, one month I'm enjoying FPS, the next it's sandbox, then it's puzzle.
User avatar #17 to #16 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

Did you enjoy my last comic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Self promoting bastard. (yes)
User avatar #19 to #18 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm just asking for feedback is all.

But I'm glad you liked it. Anything you think I should improve or work on?
User avatar #20 to #19 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Nah, no criticism, just a couple questions though; the heck is Luna dressed as, Mars? And since when was Venus femanazi?
User avatar #21 to #20 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Luna is dressed up as the red spy from TF2.

As for Venus, since her name stems from... well Venus from Roman mythology, the goddess of beauty, and the obvious contrast from the planet Venus (A literal hell hole), the chances it would be feminazi are pretty high.
User avatar #24 to #23 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Oh, what kind of game?
User avatar #26 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
We have a couple multiplayer games in common, how about Starbound, never played that multi.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Hmm... There really hasn't been much to do since the devs abandoned the game.

You think it would be a good co-op session?
User avatar #28 to #27 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
They haven't abandoned entirely, just hyatus for official updates, they're working hard on it, just not releasing their work. Can still get the Nightly builds, but they tend to be broken and unfinished for obvious reasons. On second thought, though, how about Terraria? I haven't played that in a long while.
User avatar #29 to #28 - samio (11/04/2014) [-]
Terraria eh? Sounds fun but what would we do?
User avatar #31 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Running out of space, we can chat on Steam if ya want
User avatar #30 to #29 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
Start chars from scratch and just play. Unless you mean how we play multi, in which case I was hoping you knew >.>
User avatar #25 to #24 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
The kind that you play.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Blargosnarf (11/04/2014) [-]
ah, I see.
User avatar #10 - Proximity (07/11/2014) [-]
You reminded me of blargsnarf
#8 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
You have geeklund on your list, I lost my main account * luluQ and he won't accept my friends request from this account.... I love geeklund That proves to me that you're a Good Guy, I hope your day gets much better.
User avatar #6 - fuckedmonkey (09/22/2013) [-]
I'll unblock you and put the thumbs back when I get back, I thought you wouldn't answer me. I AM sorry about your bad day
User avatar #7 to #6 - luluwho (09/22/2013) [-]
OK, your good to go
#5 - huecubed (08/31/2013) [-]
ponyfag. You can't thumb down the truth
User avatar #1 - renamon (02/24/2013) [-]
Hello :3
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