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#35 - Got ya by a year mate  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on 8chan achievement 0
#40 - kristofe (09/21/2014) [-]
in a year my name will be that blue god i can't wait.
#327 - Everyone (that is healthy for weight training) can get bigger … 07/25/2014 on Whut 0
#32 - Haha yeah you're 6'2". I'm jelly! I'm only 5'6, …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Whut +2
#34 - sackit (07/23/2014) [-]
I...I want to be built
I am as skinny as a flute and got no idea how to lift, routines etc etc...
User avatar #327 - Blackrain (07/25/2014) [-]
Everyone (that is healthy for weight training) can get bigger if you have the motivation.

I have regular asthma, exercised induced asthma, thyroid issues, family history of diabetes and heart disease, and I have tested positive for Factor V Leiden thrombophilia.

You can do it too bud! Just PM me or something if you want some help, routines, etc.
User avatar #224 - kanaka (07/24/2014) [-]
if you want the typical built bicep look, do curls. it tones your muscles. any lift with light weight but high reps will tone you up.

dont forget to actually use weight, toning looks impressive but doesnt hold up to raw power. i've stopped toning because i dont care what it looks like
#260 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2014) [-]
nonononononono complete bullshit , high reps and many sets will not make you look toned . You need to lift heavy and with small amount of reps 10-15 and in order to see the definition/look toned you have to lose fat by doing cardio related exercises or changing your diet.
#27 - Yeah it can suck, how tall were you then and you are now? If y…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Whut +1
User avatar #29 - sackit (07/23/2014) [-]
I am around 190 cm, I got no idea if that is tall tho.
I feel like its tall since evey one says i`m tall, they allways yell at me on work if they need to get somethign thats high up on a self. Since people always called me small i never tought i where tall enought and even know i still feel like i am "small".

I dont know what i was then but i know i where small....
User avatar #30 - sackit (07/23/2014) [-]
I think it would be 6 feet tall or some thing. Its okay i like it when people ask
User avatar #32 - Blackrain (07/23/2014) [-]
Haha yeah you're 6'2". I'm jelly!

I'm only 5'6, but as my dad is 5'6" and my mom is 5'1", I wasn't expecting much. Good thing I've been lifting for years and i'm built.
#34 - sackit (07/23/2014) [-]
I...I want to be built
I am as skinny as a flute and got no idea how to lift, routines etc etc...
User avatar #327 - Blackrain (07/25/2014) [-]
Everyone (that is healthy for weight training) can get bigger if you have the motivation.

I have regular asthma, exercised induced asthma, thyroid issues, family history of diabetes and heart disease, and I have tested positive for Factor V Leiden thrombophilia.

You can do it too bud! Just PM me or something if you want some help, routines, etc.
User avatar #224 - kanaka (07/24/2014) [-]
if you want the typical built bicep look, do curls. it tones your muscles. any lift with light weight but high reps will tone you up.

dont forget to actually use weight, toning looks impressive but doesnt hold up to raw power. i've stopped toning because i dont care what it looks like
#260 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2014) [-]
nonononononono complete bullshit , high reps and many sets will not make you look toned . You need to lift heavy and with small amount of reps 10-15 and in order to see the definition/look toned you have to lose fat by doing cardio related exercises or changing your diet.
#25 - As a short guy, I thank this gentleman for defending our short…  [+] (32 new replies) 07/23/2014 on Whut +91
#330 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/28/2014) [-]
Sorry your short, if it makes u feel any better I almost concussed myself walking into a hung up ladder in my uncles shed last week. Not always great being tall
#275 - dontread (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah we overstand
User avatar #221 - kanaka (07/24/2014) [-]
proud 5'9 here
#204 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2014) [-]
dem lyfe struggles
User avatar #56 - YllekNayr (07/24/2014) [-]
As a tall guy, I can confirm.

I do not understand what it is like to be short.
User avatar #49 - kiratheunholy (07/23/2014) [-]
I'm 6'3" or 6'4" (Haven't checked in awhile)

Though still this bitch should check out via Clorox asap.

People who judge off of appearances are shit to begin with, but if you judge off of appearances then flip out when somebody judges your appearance you're an even bigger shitface.
User avatar #36 - obidomkenobi (07/23/2014) [-]
6'7 here, and I get rather jealous because of things like bus seats not being long enough, the bus roof being too short, cars not being high enough, door ways, a lot. I got a few scars on my head from being too tall for an area. Short guys and tall guys got it bad.
User avatar #42 - wersand (07/23/2014) [-]
But at least your dating pool isn't narrowed.
User avatar #44 - obidomkenobi (07/23/2014) [-]
That depends. I went to a pub once, full glorious beard, bit o' muscle, clothes of a cross between a biker and a hippie, and someone shouted "THE VIKINGS HAVE RETURNED!"

Apparently women don't find that attractive.
User avatar #45 - wersand (07/23/2014) [-]
Well that sounds more that a clothes issue than a height issue.
User avatar #46 - obidomkenobi (07/23/2014) [-]
It was the height. A lot of women don't like the super tall man. It can be very intimidating.
User avatar #47 - wersand (07/23/2014) [-]
I've never been tall, so I can't say how girls react, I just know that being 5'4" has greatly reduced my dating pool in the past. I'm recently single, so I'm sure to remember those effects quite harshly.
User avatar #58 - tsoper (07/24/2014) [-]
talk to a guy who is 5'11 and never had a gf in his life....


how do you even do it though?
User avatar #63 - wersand (07/24/2014) [-]
Well I'm 24, and I met my first "real" gf at a hang out place in town. Idk. I'm not bad looking, and at the time I was really fit, 5min/mile plus hit the gym all the time. I was more of a social status thing to that girl. She was a little taller than me, but she didn't wear heals that often.

My next gf I met in college, she was actually a bit shorter than me maybe 5ft1in so height wasn't an issue. Adorable as hell. She ended up leaving me for someone else after a year.

My most recent gf (broken up for 5 days) and I had dated for 4.5 years. I met her through a mutual best friend (who she was always jealous of ironically, because our friend is way to religious for me). We were a really good match, but some shit happened towards the beginning of our relationship that we couldn't get past to the point were we wanted to marry. So we broke up. She was my height, which made her super self conscious about wearing heals.
User avatar #80 - tsoper (07/24/2014) [-]
Im 18, never pursued a relationship, ever. I dont consider myself to be very tall, infact i would consider myself short to big brother admins standards.

I can feel how you feel, and that totally sucks, man.. if only we can exercise to be tall, but we cant since its not possible.

Maybe in 10 years, we can find ways to make ourselves taller through surgery
User avatar #304 - wersand (07/24/2014) [-]
I'd rather find someone who's not judgmental enough to have my height be an issue. Which is fine, it help narrow down the type of people I actually want to be with.
User avatar #50 - obidomkenobi (07/23/2014) [-]
Just remember, if Tom Cruise can do it, anyone can. And that fucker's 2 foot and 0 inches tall.
User avatar #55 - wersand (07/24/2014) [-]
He's actually taller than I am lol.
User avatar #26 - sackit (07/23/2014) [-]
As i was mocked on for being short when i was younger, i am now tall and feel sorry for short people.

Also i feel sorry for skinny people.
User avatar #233 - emptysuperman (07/24/2014) [-]
I'm 6 foot and skinny. Lots of women like skinny guys so I get lots of action. Being a skinny guy is like being a curvy women, it's a type that has a lot more appeal than society thinks. I'm also pretty athletic and have an androgynous face, which goes well with the skinniness. So I guess you have a point that skinny men with not-too-great faces and little muscle would have a tough time, but still better than a fatass or short guy.
User avatar #251 - tsoper (07/24/2014) [-]
Im skinny, 5'11, blue eyes, athletic... and i get zero action with ladies.

To make things even worse, my friends and everyone thinks im some sort of player that is rolling in bitches and everyone is kinda jealous of me.

Ehh who gives a fuck, at least i have blue eyes, abs, medium height, and am skinny. Thats all i need to be happy. Fuck bitches.
User avatar #306 - sackit (07/24/2014) [-]
"fuck bitches" not for you. you said it yourself
User avatar #263 - emptysuperman (07/24/2014) [-]
Personality means a lot more to women than looks.
#203 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2014) [-]
I was tall, now im short
User avatar #27 - Blackrain (07/23/2014) [-]
Yeah it can suck, how tall were you then and you are now? If you don't mind me asking of course.
User avatar #29 - sackit (07/23/2014) [-]
I am around 190 cm, I got no idea if that is tall tho.
I feel like its tall since evey one says i`m tall, they allways yell at me on work if they need to get somethign thats high up on a self. Since people always called me small i never tought i where tall enought and even know i still feel like i am "small".

I dont know what i was then but i know i where small....
User avatar #30 - sackit (07/23/2014) [-]
I think it would be 6 feet tall or some thing. Its okay i like it when people ask
User avatar #32 - Blackrain (07/23/2014) [-]
Haha yeah you're 6'2". I'm jelly!

I'm only 5'6, but as my dad is 5'6" and my mom is 5'1", I wasn't expecting much. Good thing I've been lifting for years and i'm built.
#34 - sackit (07/23/2014) [-]
I...I want to be built
I am as skinny as a flute and got no idea how to lift, routines etc etc...
User avatar #327 - Blackrain (07/25/2014) [-]
Everyone (that is healthy for weight training) can get bigger if you have the motivation.

I have regular asthma, exercised induced asthma, thyroid issues, family history of diabetes and heart disease, and I have tested positive for Factor V Leiden thrombophilia.

You can do it too bud! Just PM me or something if you want some help, routines, etc.
User avatar #224 - kanaka (07/24/2014) [-]
if you want the typical built bicep look, do curls. it tones your muscles. any lift with light weight but high reps will tone you up.

dont forget to actually use weight, toning looks impressive but doesnt hold up to raw power. i've stopped toning because i dont care what it looks like
#260 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/24/2014) [-]
nonononononono complete bullshit , high reps and many sets will not make you look toned . You need to lift heavy and with small amount of reps 10-15 and in order to see the definition/look toned you have to lose fat by doing cardio related exercises or changing your diet.
#26 - Sad but true, and also lift. I've never been messed with when … 07/23/2014 on scams to watch out for +59
#41 - Well it is 30% of crops, however next line over is 90% of the … 07/22/2014 on If Bees Go Extinct 0
#7 - Not correct sir, the bees do the majority of the work, and we …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2014 on If Bees Go Extinct +13
User avatar #17 - demigodofmadness (07/21/2014) [-]
We definitely wouldn't be absolutely fucked. That source says at least 30 percent of the worlds crops, we could definitely survive with 70 percent until nature corrected itself, as it has for billions of years.
#37 - nigeltheoutlaw (07/21/2014) [-]
>implying that would happen quickly
>implying 30% loss of crops wouldn't cause massive global starvation and warfare
User avatar #40 - demigodofmadness (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm just implying we wouldn't be absolutely fucked as he stated. Our maximum sustainable population would decrease, and it would suck for a while but we would survive until it did correct itself.
User avatar #41 - Blackrain (07/22/2014) [-]
Well it is 30% of crops, however next line over is 90% of the world's wild plants. That would start a huge chain reaction, and the other pollinator animals couldn't keep up with the bees are doing.
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2014) [-]
Honey bee isn't all bees
#9 - Being short, I can relate to this so well. 07/05/2014 on some days give hope... +1
#27 - @trojan Most likely, as when I was doing a triple sta… 06/16/2014 on Why won't it work?!? 0

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User avatar #5 - ItsBoobyWhoElse (04/12/2010) [-]
Unce it out.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Blackrain (04/12/2010) [-]
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User avatar #1 - Marker (04/11/2010) [-]
shouldnt your name be Blackra1n?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Blackrain (04/11/2010) [-]
Uh why?
User avatar #3 to #2 - Marker (04/12/2010) [-]
Backra1n is an application to jailbreak an Ipod Touch, i thought that was where your username came from
User avatar #4 to #3 - Blackrain (04/12/2010) [-]
LOL oh! I didn't even think about that. I picked the name from Ozzy's album.
#7 to #4 - MotleyCrue (09/05/2010) [-]
OZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #8 to #7 - Blackrain (09/05/2010) [-]
\m/
#9 to #8 - MotleyCrue (09/06/2010) [-]
\m/ ozzys the man \m/
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