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#152 - Or better yet, create funny original content instead of just c… 03/16/2016 on Let's make FJ great again! +2
#6807 - ******* cold. I wake up and it's six degrees. It's k… 05/28/2015 on jingleforth's profile 0
#6786 - When's American summer? It's ******* cold here. It w…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/26/2015 on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar
#6787 - jingleforth (05/26/2015) [-]
June, July, August, early september.

It's bullshit in Oklahoma, getting rained out and tornadoes in June and July >

What's it like there? I know it's hot in Australia seemingly all the time. What about for the Kiwis?
#6807 - Blackmage (05/28/2015) [-]
Fucking cold.
I wake up and it's six degrees.
It's kind of nice though, since the air feels crsiper.
Currently it's sunny, but it's still only 10 degrees
#6741 - Had a girlfriend once. She was a fat goth who left me wit…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/02/2015 on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar
#6742 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Hahaha
I'm ready to die already

Me and my bro might go to california next summer. Gonna have so much fun

join me
User avatar
#6786 - Blackmage (05/26/2015) [-]
When's American summer?
It's fucking cold here.
It was below freezing yesterday, but it didn't even fucking snow.
User avatar
#6787 - jingleforth (05/26/2015) [-]
June, July, August, early september.

It's bullshit in Oklahoma, getting rained out and tornadoes in June and July >

What's it like there? I know it's hot in Australia seemingly all the time. What about for the Kiwis?
#6807 - Blackmage (05/28/2015) [-]
Fucking cold.
I wake up and it's six degrees.
It's kind of nice though, since the air feels crsiper.
Currently it's sunny, but it's still only 10 degrees
#6739 - 3D is pig disgusting. Mai 2D Waifu doesn't care if I have…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/02/2015 on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar
#6740 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
I've tried that 3d waifu shit before

was pretty gud

dont knock it till you try it, ever had a gf?

Yes, I am Grant from Ghost Hunters
User avatar
#6741 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
Had a girlfriend once.
She was a fat goth who left me within a month.
Maybe I'll try again later.
The only time I asked a girl out she turned out to be a lesbian.
User avatar
#6742 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Hahaha
I'm ready to die already

Me and my bro might go to california next summer. Gonna have so much fun

join me
User avatar
#6786 - Blackmage (05/26/2015) [-]
When's American summer?
It's fucking cold here.
It was below freezing yesterday, but it didn't even fucking snow.
User avatar
#6787 - jingleforth (05/26/2015) [-]
June, July, August, early september.

It's bullshit in Oklahoma, getting rained out and tornadoes in June and July >

What's it like there? I know it's hot in Australia seemingly all the time. What about for the Kiwis?
#6807 - Blackmage (05/28/2015) [-]
Fucking cold.
I wake up and it's six degrees.
It's kind of nice though, since the air feels crsiper.
Currently it's sunny, but it's still only 10 degrees
#6736 - Yeah man. You even have the SAME moustache. I n…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/02/2015 on jingleforth's profile 0
#6738 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Here's a recent pic of me

You do need to shave

Getting a neckbeard for your 3d waifu?
User avatar
#6739 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
3D is pig disgusting.
Mai 2D Waifu doesn't care if I have a neckbeard because she's pure of heart.

Also google reverse image search tells me that's actually Grant Gustin.
Is Jingle secretly a celebrity
User avatar
#6740 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
I've tried that 3d waifu shit before

was pretty gud

dont knock it till you try it, ever had a gf?

Yes, I am Grant from Ghost Hunters
User avatar
#6741 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
Had a girlfriend once.
She was a fat goth who left me within a month.
Maybe I'll try again later.
The only time I asked a girl out she turned out to be a lesbian.
User avatar
#6742 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Hahaha
I'm ready to die already

Me and my bro might go to california next summer. Gonna have so much fun

join me
User avatar
#6786 - Blackmage (05/26/2015) [-]
When's American summer?
It's fucking cold here.
It was below freezing yesterday, but it didn't even fucking snow.
User avatar
#6787 - jingleforth (05/26/2015) [-]
June, July, August, early september.

It's bullshit in Oklahoma, getting rained out and tornadoes in June and July >

What's it like there? I know it's hot in Australia seemingly all the time. What about for the Kiwis?
#6807 - Blackmage (05/28/2015) [-]
Fucking cold.
I wake up and it's six degrees.
It's kind of nice though, since the air feels crsiper.
Currently it's sunny, but it's still only 10 degrees
#6734 - On facebook. There was the guy who claimed to be from my …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/02/2015 on jingleforth's profile 0
#6735 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
This is a pic of me
Do me and that guy look the same?
If yes, sure I guess we're the same
If no, no
coincidences
post that pic nigga
#6736 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
Yeah man.
You even have the SAME moustache.

I need to shave.
#6738 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Here's a recent pic of me

You do need to shave

Getting a neckbeard for your 3d waifu?
User avatar
#6739 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
3D is pig disgusting.
Mai 2D Waifu doesn't care if I have a neckbeard because she's pure of heart.

Also google reverse image search tells me that's actually Grant Gustin.
Is Jingle secretly a celebrity
User avatar
#6740 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
I've tried that 3d waifu shit before

was pretty gud

dont knock it till you try it, ever had a gf?

Yes, I am Grant from Ghost Hunters
User avatar
#6741 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
Had a girlfriend once.
She was a fat goth who left me within a month.
Maybe I'll try again later.
The only time I asked a girl out she turned out to be a lesbian.
User avatar
#6742 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Hahaha
I'm ready to die already

Me and my bro might go to california next summer. Gonna have so much fun

join me
User avatar
#6786 - Blackmage (05/26/2015) [-]
When's American summer?
It's fucking cold here.
It was below freezing yesterday, but it didn't even fucking snow.
User avatar
#6787 - jingleforth (05/26/2015) [-]
June, July, August, early september.

It's bullshit in Oklahoma, getting rained out and tornadoes in June and July >

What's it like there? I know it's hot in Australia seemingly all the time. What about for the Kiwis?
#6807 - Blackmage (05/28/2015) [-]
Fucking cold.
I wake up and it's six degrees.
It's kind of nice though, since the air feels crsiper.
Currently it's sunny, but it's still only 10 degrees
#6732 - We were talking just last night man. You already know wha…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/02/2015 on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar
#6733 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
No we didn't, brah. Where did we talk?

I do, I just haven't seen you in forever. What you lookin' like nowadays?

Handsome as fuck if I recall
User avatar
#6734 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
On facebook.
There was the guy who claimed to be from my marketing class.
And he had the exact same opinions as you.
Talked in the exact same way.
Nigga dis lel dat.
Said he used to live in Okhlahoma on his about page.
He likes the same sweaters as you. He even started talking about how Elizabeth and Shodan are the same.
Nigga he is you.
I should have a picture lying around somewhere. Hold on.
#6735 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
This is a pic of me
Do me and that guy look the same?
If yes, sure I guess we're the same
If no, no
coincidences
post that pic nigga
#6736 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
Yeah man.
You even have the SAME moustache.

I need to shave.
#6738 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Here's a recent pic of me

You do need to shave

Getting a neckbeard for your 3d waifu?
User avatar
#6739 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
3D is pig disgusting.
Mai 2D Waifu doesn't care if I have a neckbeard because she's pure of heart.

Also google reverse image search tells me that's actually Grant Gustin.
Is Jingle secretly a celebrity
User avatar
#6740 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
I've tried that 3d waifu shit before

was pretty gud

dont knock it till you try it, ever had a gf?

Yes, I am Grant from Ghost Hunters
User avatar
#6741 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
Had a girlfriend once.
She was a fat goth who left me within a month.
Maybe I'll try again later.
The only time I asked a girl out she turned out to be a lesbian.
User avatar
#6742 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Hahaha
I'm ready to die already

Me and my bro might go to california next summer. Gonna have so much fun

join me
User avatar
#6786 - Blackmage (05/26/2015) [-]
When's American summer?
It's fucking cold here.
It was below freezing yesterday, but it didn't even fucking snow.
User avatar
#6787 - jingleforth (05/26/2015) [-]
June, July, August, early september.

It's bullshit in Oklahoma, getting rained out and tornadoes in June and July >

What's it like there? I know it's hot in Australia seemingly all the time. What about for the Kiwis?
#6807 - Blackmage (05/28/2015) [-]
Fucking cold.
I wake up and it's six degrees.
It's kind of nice though, since the air feels crsiper.
Currently it's sunny, but it's still only 10 degrees
#6730 - ***** what happened to you hiding your face and ****.  [+] (14 new replies) 05/02/2015 on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar
#6731 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
I ain't scared nigga

I'm handsome sort of

not really

I'm just not ashamed

What do YOU look like?

also, where you been? haven't talked to you in a while
User avatar
#6732 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
We were talking just last night man.
You already know what I look like don't you?
User avatar
#6733 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
No we didn't, brah. Where did we talk?

I do, I just haven't seen you in forever. What you lookin' like nowadays?

Handsome as fuck if I recall
User avatar
#6734 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
On facebook.
There was the guy who claimed to be from my marketing class.
And he had the exact same opinions as you.
Talked in the exact same way.
Nigga dis lel dat.
Said he used to live in Okhlahoma on his about page.
He likes the same sweaters as you. He even started talking about how Elizabeth and Shodan are the same.
Nigga he is you.
I should have a picture lying around somewhere. Hold on.
#6735 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
This is a pic of me
Do me and that guy look the same?
If yes, sure I guess we're the same
If no, no
coincidences
post that pic nigga
#6736 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
Yeah man.
You even have the SAME moustache.

I need to shave.
#6738 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Here's a recent pic of me

You do need to shave

Getting a neckbeard for your 3d waifu?
User avatar
#6739 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
3D is pig disgusting.
Mai 2D Waifu doesn't care if I have a neckbeard because she's pure of heart.

Also google reverse image search tells me that's actually Grant Gustin.
Is Jingle secretly a celebrity
User avatar
#6740 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
I've tried that 3d waifu shit before

was pretty gud

dont knock it till you try it, ever had a gf?

Yes, I am Grant from Ghost Hunters
User avatar
#6741 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
Had a girlfriend once.
She was a fat goth who left me within a month.
Maybe I'll try again later.
The only time I asked a girl out she turned out to be a lesbian.
User avatar
#6742 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Hahaha
I'm ready to die already

Me and my bro might go to california next summer. Gonna have so much fun

join me
User avatar
#6786 - Blackmage (05/26/2015) [-]
When's American summer?
It's fucking cold here.
It was below freezing yesterday, but it didn't even fucking snow.
User avatar
#6787 - jingleforth (05/26/2015) [-]
June, July, August, early september.

It's bullshit in Oklahoma, getting rained out and tornadoes in June and July >

What's it like there? I know it's hot in Australia seemingly all the time. What about for the Kiwis?
#6807 - Blackmage (05/28/2015) [-]
Fucking cold.
I wake up and it's six degrees.
It's kind of nice though, since the air feels crsiper.
Currently it's sunny, but it's still only 10 degrees
#6728 - Who's that in your profile picture?  [+] (16 new replies) 05/02/2015 on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar
#6729 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Me nigga
User avatar
#6730 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
Nigga what happened to you hiding your face and shit.
User avatar
#6731 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
I ain't scared nigga

I'm handsome sort of

not really

I'm just not ashamed

What do YOU look like?

also, where you been? haven't talked to you in a while
User avatar
#6732 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
We were talking just last night man.
You already know what I look like don't you?
User avatar
#6733 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
No we didn't, brah. Where did we talk?

I do, I just haven't seen you in forever. What you lookin' like nowadays?

Handsome as fuck if I recall
User avatar
#6734 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
On facebook.
There was the guy who claimed to be from my marketing class.
And he had the exact same opinions as you.
Talked in the exact same way.
Nigga dis lel dat.
Said he used to live in Okhlahoma on his about page.
He likes the same sweaters as you. He even started talking about how Elizabeth and Shodan are the same.
Nigga he is you.
I should have a picture lying around somewhere. Hold on.
#6735 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
This is a pic of me
Do me and that guy look the same?
If yes, sure I guess we're the same
If no, no
coincidences
post that pic nigga
#6736 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
Yeah man.
You even have the SAME moustache.

I need to shave.
#6738 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Here's a recent pic of me

You do need to shave

Getting a neckbeard for your 3d waifu?
User avatar
#6739 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
3D is pig disgusting.
Mai 2D Waifu doesn't care if I have a neckbeard because she's pure of heart.

Also google reverse image search tells me that's actually Grant Gustin.
Is Jingle secretly a celebrity
User avatar
#6740 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
I've tried that 3d waifu shit before

was pretty gud

dont knock it till you try it, ever had a gf?

Yes, I am Grant from Ghost Hunters
User avatar
#6741 - Blackmage (05/02/2015) [-]
Had a girlfriend once.
She was a fat goth who left me within a month.
Maybe I'll try again later.
The only time I asked a girl out she turned out to be a lesbian.
User avatar
#6742 - jingleforth (05/02/2015) [-]
Hahaha
I'm ready to die already

Me and my bro might go to california next summer. Gonna have so much fun

join me
User avatar
#6786 - Blackmage (05/26/2015) [-]
When's American summer?
It's fucking cold here.
It was below freezing yesterday, but it didn't even fucking snow.
User avatar
#6787 - jingleforth (05/26/2015) [-]
June, July, August, early september.

It's bullshit in Oklahoma, getting rained out and tornadoes in June and July >

What's it like there? I know it's hot in Australia seemingly all the time. What about for the Kiwis?
#6807 - Blackmage (05/28/2015) [-]
Fucking cold.
I wake up and it's six degrees.
It's kind of nice though, since the air feels crsiper.
Currently it's sunny, but it's still only 10 degrees
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#1286 - garymotherfingoak (02/07/2016) [-]
rip
#1283 - jingleforth (02/19/2015) [-]
Was in Texas recently, saw a worker at a restaurant who looked like you, didn't get a clear shot as I had to clear space on my phone which took a minute. and the line was moving fast, got a vid of him

wanna see?

Saw the mini-versions of my gf and her best friend there, the mini-gf was like 7, the mini best friend was like...ambiguously teenager aged, but she looked young.

Didn't get pics of them cuz weird and very little time
#1284 to #1283 - Blackmage (02/23/2015) [-]
Get a pic of the seven year old showering
I don't want pics of your girlfriends friends, that's weird. Wouldn't mind seeing the dude who looks like me though. Since when did you have a girlfriend? I thought you were just interested in that one chick. Congrats though! When did you start dating?

I started uni today, orientation week. It's ****. I can't talk to anyone. Since they all seem to have grown up in the same city they already have their own groups from high school.
Maybe I'll just have to go for foreign pussy.
#1285 to #1284 - cunninglinguist (02/24/2015) [-]
I want the child showering pics too
#1269 - jingleforth (02/06/2015) [-]
Dude, I gotta get ******* ripped. All the girls will want me, but I don't want that. I have a special girl in mind, she's a bit older than me, she's also rich, but I don't care. She's pretty hot in my honest opinion. She's gonna visit me this year, I wanna be a bit stronger and sexier for her. Hnngh, *****, I know you'll give me some negative feedback for this but she's perfect, she shattered all preconceived notions of what my dream girl is, *****.

What do, mang? pls help
#1282 to #1269 - cunninglinguist (02/15/2015) [-]
>a bit older
>a bit older
#1270 to #1269 - jingleforth (02/06/2015) [-]
She goes on fj, cunninglinguist is her username.
She is pretty perfect, in my opinion. Skype her every night until she falls asleep. Amazing woman, dawg. 10/10 would give kids
#1271 to #1270 - cunninglinguist (02/06/2015) [-]
das me
#1272 to #1271 - jingleforth (02/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, this is her, Jack.

She's amazing, besides these vocaroos she does ;-;

Just kidding, lel. When you wake up Jack, talk to her a bit, she's based as ****. Amazing person, really funny. You two would have a similar sense of humor.
#1273 to #1272 - cunninglinguist (02/06/2015) [-]
If you like dead babies and racist jokes, hit me up
#1274 to #1273 - Blackmage (02/09/2015) [-]
Ayyy gurl.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I want to go, string up ******* with you.
#1275 to #1274 - cunninglinguist (02/11/2015) [-]
A man after my own heart <3    
   
   
tell me more about these *******
A man after my own heart <3


tell me more about these *******
#1276 to #1275 - Blackmage (02/12/2015) [-]
I couldn't tell you anything, because whiteys wiped them all out <3
#1277 to #1276 - cunninglinguist (02/12/2015) [-]
Making me all giddy <3
#1278 to #1277 - Blackmage (02/15/2015) [-]
Why are you so racist though?
Blacks make excellent slaves!
#1279 to #1278 - cunninglinguist (02/15/2015) [-]
I'm not a racist, I knew a few blacks.



dad just sold them
#1280 to #1279 - Blackmage (02/15/2015) [-]
What a funny coincidence, I just bought some new blacks
Tyrone says hi btw
#1281 to #1280 - cunninglinguist (02/15/2015) [-]
Hi, Tyrone! Send my regards to Jamal as well &lt;3
Hi, Tyrone! Send my regards to Jamal as well <3
#1266 - jingleforth (02/01/2014) [-]
can you teach me how to speak in australian accent?
#1267 to #1266 - Blackmage (02/04/2014) [-]
Sure thing cunt. Glad to hear that yer interested in talking like a true blue 'strayan. (sorry, I'm from NZ so I don't have the accent)
#1268 to #1267 - jingleforth (02/04/2014) [-]


What are some basics?

How do I make it sound more like a true strayan accent. Obviously a Steve Irwin-esque accent will come off as too fake.
#1262 - jingleforth (01/12/2014) [-]
mfw my grandmother is friends with a dude who works at a prison. When people return **** to stores, prisoners have to sort them out. And because he works at a prison, he gets to buy this **** for CHEAP.   
   
I have a pair of 200-300$ headphones.   
   
I bought them from him for 20$
mfw my grandmother is friends with a dude who works at a prison. When people return **** to stores, prisoners have to sort them out. And because he works at a prison, he gets to buy this **** for CHEAP.

I have a pair of 200-300$ headphones.

I bought them from him for 20$
#1263 to #1262 - Blackmage (01/12/2014) [-]
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet *****, that sounds too good to be true. What else is he selling?
#1264 to #1263 - jingleforth (01/12/2014) [-]
Not sure.

But likely stuff like iPhones, iPads, expensive **** like that.

#1265 to #1264 - Blackmage (01/17/2014) [-]
Shiiiiieeet, I need to get a prison friend soon.
#1261 - jingleforth (12/02/2013) [-]
WHERE'D YOU GO?
#1260 - jingleforth (11/05/2013) [-]
pls come bak
#1256 - jingleforth (10/06/2013) [-]
#1259 to #1257 - jingleforth (10/10/2013) [-]
wat r these
#1258 to #1257 - jingleforth (10/10/2013) [-]
Oh

Hello again
#1255 - jingleforth (07/18/2013) [-]
With these robots.

They'll be made of the strongest possible material, and inside the bodies, there will be an extremely complex structure of hexagons and structures all the way down to the microscopic level.

So inside will be the most strong possible combination of triangles/hexagons to increase durability and strength even more. And inside those structures will be more hexagons/triangles, and in that will be more, etc. down to a micro level.

And then attached to the body will be an exoskeleton comprised of triangles/hexagons to create extra strength in the lifting capabilities. Using similar methods of shapes within shapes within shapes...

I think I'll start by over throwing all corrupt governments, and establishing myself as a deity.

Good man
#1250 - jingleforth (07/16/2013) [-]
Gibe mecha design ideas

pls make it srs
#1251 to #1250 - Blackmage (07/16/2013) [-]
Okay.

So, we get a four legged mecha. Two legged mechas fall over, but four legged mecha doesn't. Or we could make the mecha like, just a humongous dalek. Think about those old mobile war towers they used in the middle ages, but with modern weaponary, and armour plating. It's hard to knock over, because it's like a dalek, with a really wide base.

Wait no, that's dumb, it'd be so tall, anyone could hit it.

Okay, what about smaller, spider mechs. They've got like, 8 legs, so it's hard to knock them over. The weapons are mortars, with high tech computers running calculations to make sure that they always hit their target. The mech has good suspension with the legs, so it can, like, duck low to the ground and what not, so it can still hide and stuff.

>inb4 stupid impractical ideas kill yourself you uneducated ******.
#1252 to #1251 - jingleforth (07/16/2013) [-]
I think they'll all be moving and humanoid.

And one cool aspect of that is, if humanities throwing a **** fit on earth, I'll warn earth by telling them ****** they better cool off or I'll send my assistants. And if they still throwing **** fits.

Some time later, everyone will be alerted "MAIKELS ROBOTS ARE COMING!!!" and everyone will look in the air eagerly, and ******* fireballs will come out of the sky at extreme speeds. And they'll just land on their feet causing a ******* massive hole in the earth. And everyone will know "we dun goof'd"
#1253 to #1252 - Blackmage (07/17/2013) [-]
>Not wanting to make fun of them.

*****, these robots need to humiliate them. We need robots dressed up as the biggest faggots ever seen. We need them to come down to the earths atmosphere, and jizz, jizz at the speed of light, like a railgun, made out of your jizz.

So that these peoples last memories will be of a group of robots in bondage gear, jizzing the earth to death, while YMCA blares out over their loud speakers.

So you can say to yourself, "I just raped humanitys ass"
#1254 to #1253 - jingleforth (07/17/2013) [-]
Someday.