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#6438 - Anyway, I got **** to do. My mum wants me to…  [+] (1 new reply) 15 hours ago on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6439 - jingleforth (15 hours ago) [-]
Alright, take care man
#6436 - Thanks man I want to try texas steak sometime And shoo…  [+] (3 new replies) 15 hours ago on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6437 - jingleforth (15 hours ago) [-]
lel, will do.

I'll TRY and do that and record it for you.

I probably won't get laid because of it, but I'll try it!
User avatar #6438 - Blackmage (15 hours ago) [-]
Anyway, I got shit to do.
My mum wants me to move stuff.
User avatar #6439 - jingleforth (15 hours ago) [-]
Alright, take care man
#6434 - Well just hang in there then. Texas sounds cool, tell me h…  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6435 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
I'll make some vids and show you how my trip in Texas is, alright?
#6436 - Blackmage (15 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man
I want to try texas steak sometime
And shoot texas guns
And ride texas horses
Texas sounds fucking awesome

When you come back from texas, go up to a chick and say "ayyy girl, they say everything's bigger in texas you know what I'm saying?"
User avatar #6437 - jingleforth (15 hours ago) [-]
lel, will do.

I'll TRY and do that and record it for you.

I probably won't get laid because of it, but I'll try it!
User avatar #6438 - Blackmage (15 hours ago) [-]
Anyway, I got shit to do.
My mum wants me to move stuff.
User avatar #6439 - jingleforth (15 hours ago) [-]
Alright, take care man
#6432 - GAMBETTE JINGLECHAN <3 Six sounds like a lot though. …  [+] (7 new replies) 16 hours ago on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6433 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
There's more than 6. There's like 12 total.

It's my fault, I got behind.

Yep, but after I finish school THEN I gotta get my permit, and THEN I'm going on a week long trip to Texas to visit a relative
User avatar #6434 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
Well just hang in there then.
Texas sounds cool, tell me how it goes.
User avatar #6435 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
I'll make some vids and show you how my trip in Texas is, alright?
#6436 - Blackmage (15 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man
I want to try texas steak sometime
And shoot texas guns
And ride texas horses
Texas sounds fucking awesome

When you come back from texas, go up to a chick and say "ayyy girl, they say everything's bigger in texas you know what I'm saying?"
User avatar #6437 - jingleforth (15 hours ago) [-]
lel, will do.

I'll TRY and do that and record it for you.

I probably won't get laid because of it, but I'll try it!
User avatar #6438 - Blackmage (15 hours ago) [-]
Anyway, I got shit to do.
My mum wants me to move stuff.
User avatar #6439 - jingleforth (15 hours ago) [-]
Alright, take care man
#6430 - Deprive yourself of all distractions. If you have to list…  [+] (9 new replies) 16 hours ago on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6431 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man, I'm hoping to get at least 6 papers done tomorrow.

Your tips gave me some srs confidence <3
#6432 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
GAMBETTE JINGLECHAN <3
Six sounds like a lot though.
Why the fuck do you Americans get so much homework?
Also, shouldn't you be on holiday right now?
User avatar #6433 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
There's more than 6. There's like 12 total.

It's my fault, I got behind.

Yep, but after I finish school THEN I gotta get my permit, and THEN I'm going on a week long trip to Texas to visit a relative
User avatar #6434 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
Well just hang in there then.
Texas sounds cool, tell me how it goes.
User avatar #6435 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
I'll make some vids and show you how my trip in Texas is, alright?
#6436 - Blackmage (15 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man
I want to try texas steak sometime
And shoot texas guns
And ride texas horses
Texas sounds fucking awesome

When you come back from texas, go up to a chick and say "ayyy girl, they say everything's bigger in texas you know what I'm saying?"
User avatar #6437 - jingleforth (15 hours ago) [-]
lel, will do.

I'll TRY and do that and record it for you.

I probably won't get laid because of it, but I'll try it!
User avatar #6438 - Blackmage (15 hours ago) [-]
Anyway, I got shit to do.
My mum wants me to move stuff.
User avatar #6439 - jingleforth (15 hours ago) [-]
Alright, take care man
#6428 - I don't know **** about world history If if i…  [+] (11 new replies) 16 hours ago on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6429 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, any tips you could give me to help me concentrate better?

Or just getting this shit down at all.

Anything helps, man. Thanks
User avatar #6430 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
Deprive yourself of all distractions.
If you have to listen to music while you work, make sure it doesn't have vocals.
I find that classical shit can actually help with concentration somewhat.
Break the paper down into little steps. Don't think, "fuck me I have to write 1000 words". Instead think, I have to write a paragraph about the context of blah blah blah. Now I got to write out an explanation for blah blah, and so on etc.
User avatar #6431 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man, I'm hoping to get at least 6 papers done tomorrow.

Your tips gave me some srs confidence <3
#6432 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
GAMBETTE JINGLECHAN <3
Six sounds like a lot though.
Why the fuck do you Americans get so much homework?
Also, shouldn't you be on holiday right now?
User avatar #6433 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
There's more than 6. There's like 12 total.

It's my fault, I got behind.

Yep, but after I finish school THEN I gotta get my permit, and THEN I'm going on a week long trip to Texas to visit a relative
User avatar #6434 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
Well just hang in there then.
Texas sounds cool, tell me how it goes.
User avatar #6435 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
I'll make some vids and show you how my trip in Texas is, alright?
#6436 - Blackmage (15 hours ago) [-]
Thanks man
I want to try texas steak sometime
And shoot texas guns
And ride texas horses
Texas sounds fucking awesome

When you come back from texas, go up to a chick and say "ayyy girl, they say everything's bigger in texas you know what I'm saying?"
User avatar #6437 - jingleforth (15 hours ago) [-]
lel, will do.

I'll TRY and do that and record it for you.

I probably won't get laid because of it, but I'll try it!
User avatar #6438 - Blackmage (15 hours ago) [-]
Anyway, I got shit to do.
My mum wants me to move stuff.
User avatar #6439 - jingleforth (15 hours ago) [-]
Alright, take care man
#6426 - What are you studying in history ***** ? I ace… 16 hours ago on jingleforth's profile 0
#6423 - Lol, get a load of this sperglord. How is school anyway? …  [+] (3 new replies) 16 hours ago on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6424 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Last year I did on some.

This year I'm trying to get straight A's.

Finished a few classes with A's, and trying to get English and Math to an A. I'm technically done with them but the teacher's let you retake almost anything as long as you can learn it and get straight A's.
User avatar #6425 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Also, i'm behind in history, by a lot.
User avatar #6426 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
What are you studying in history nigga?
I aced my history exam so I might be able to help you.
#6421 - Lol What did you say to her? Is she the hot one you wa…  [+] (5 new replies) 16 hours ago on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6422 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Nah, she was one I never met before.

I asked her "If you could travel to either Sweden, England or Australia, where would you go?"

She said Australia

and I said "Alright, I'll visit my friend Jack" and she giggled

Wasn't a hot teacher.
User avatar #6423 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
Lol, get a load of this sperglord.
How is school anyway?
Didn't you say you were failing all your classes or something?
User avatar #6424 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Last year I did on some.

This year I'm trying to get straight A's.

Finished a few classes with A's, and trying to get English and Math to an A. I'm technically done with them but the teacher's let you retake almost anything as long as you can learn it and get straight A's.
User avatar #6425 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Also, i'm behind in history, by a lot.
User avatar #6426 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
What are you studying in history nigga?
I aced my history exam so I might be able to help you.
#6419 - March But I'm moving to New Zealand in January, so I'll be…  [+] (7 new replies) 16 hours ago on jingleforth's profile 0
User avatar #6420 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Aw damn bro.

Good luck to you on that shit.

I accidently sperged a week ago and mentioned you to one of my school teachers
User avatar #6421 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
Lol
What did you say to her?
Is she the hot one you wanted to bang?
User avatar #6422 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Nah, she was one I never met before.

I asked her "If you could travel to either Sweden, England or Australia, where would you go?"

She said Australia

and I said "Alright, I'll visit my friend Jack" and she giggled

Wasn't a hot teacher.
User avatar #6423 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
Lol, get a load of this sperglord.
How is school anyway?
Didn't you say you were failing all your classes or something?
User avatar #6424 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Last year I did on some.

This year I'm trying to get straight A's.

Finished a few classes with A's, and trying to get English and Math to an A. I'm technically done with them but the teacher's let you retake almost anything as long as you can learn it and get straight A's.
User avatar #6425 - jingleforth (16 hours ago) [-]
Also, i'm behind in history, by a lot.
User avatar #6426 - Blackmage (16 hours ago) [-]
What are you studying in history nigga?
I aced my history exam so I might be able to help you.
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User avatar #1266 - jingleforth (02/01/2014) [-]
can you teach me how to speak in australian accent?
User avatar #1267 to #1266 - Blackmage (02/04/2014) [-]
Sure thing cunt. Glad to hear that yer interested in talking like a true blue 'strayan. (sorry, I'm from NZ so I don't have the accent)
User avatar #1268 to #1267 - jingleforth (02/04/2014) [-]


What are some basics?

How do I make it sound more like a true strayan accent. Obviously a Steve Irwin-esque accent will come off as too fake.
#1262 - jingleforth (01/12/2014) [-]
mfw my grandmother is friends with a dude who works at a prison. When people return 						****					 to stores, prisoners have to sort them out. And because he works at a prison, he gets to buy this 						****					 for CHEAP.   
   
I have a pair of 200-300$ headphones.   
   
I bought them from him for 20$
mfw my grandmother is friends with a dude who works at a prison. When people return **** to stores, prisoners have to sort them out. And because he works at a prison, he gets to buy this **** for CHEAP.

I have a pair of 200-300$ headphones.

I bought them from him for 20$
User avatar #1263 to #1262 - Blackmage (01/12/2014) [-]
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet ***** , that sounds too good to be true. What else is he selling?
User avatar #1264 to #1263 - jingleforth (01/12/2014) [-]
Not sure.

But likely stuff like iPhones, iPads, expensive **** like that.

User avatar #1265 to #1264 - Blackmage (01/17/2014) [-]
Shiiiiieeet, I need to get a prison friend soon.
User avatar #1261 - jingleforth (12/02/2013) [-]
WHERE'D YOU GO?
User avatar #1260 - jingleforth (11/05/2013) [-]
pls come bak
User avatar #1258 to #1257 - jingleforth (10/10/2013) [-]
Oh

Hello again
User avatar #1255 - jingleforth (07/18/2013) [-]
With these robots.

They'll be made of the strongest possible material, and inside the bodies, there will be an extremely complex structure of hexagons and structures all the way down to the microscopic level.

So inside will be the most strong possible combination of triangles/hexagons to increase durability and strength even more. And inside those structures will be more hexagons/triangles, and in that will be more, etc. down to a micro level.

And then attached to the body will be an exoskeleton comprised of triangles/hexagons to create extra strength in the lifting capabilities. Using similar methods of shapes within shapes within shapes...

I think I'll start by over throwing all corrupt governments, and establishing myself as a deity.

Good man
User avatar #1250 - jingleforth (07/16/2013) [-]
Gibe mecha design ideas

pls make it srs
User avatar #1251 to #1250 - Blackmage (07/16/2013) [-]
Okay.

So, we get a four legged mecha. Two legged mechas fall over, but four legged mecha doesn't. Or we could make the mecha like, just a humongous dalek. Think about those old mobile war towers they used in the middle ages, but with modern weaponary, and armour plating. It's hard to knock over, because it's like a dalek, with a really wide base.

Wait no, that's dumb, it'd be so tall, anyone could hit it.

Okay, what about smaller, spider mechs. They've got like, 8 legs, so it's hard to knock them over. The weapons are mortars, with high tech computers running calculations to make sure that they always hit their target. The mech has good suspension with the legs, so it can, like, duck low to the ground and what not, so it can still hide and stuff.

>inb4 stupid impractical ideas kill yourself you uneducated ****** .
User avatar #1252 to #1251 - jingleforth (07/16/2013) [-]
I think they'll all be moving and humanoid.

And one cool aspect of that is, if humanities throwing a **** fit on earth, I'll warn earth by telling them ****** they better cool off or I'll send my assistants. And if they still throwing **** fits.

Some time later, everyone will be alerted "MAIKELS ROBOTS ARE COMING!!!" and everyone will look in the air eagerly, and ******* fireballs will come out of the sky at extreme speeds. And they'll just land on their feet causing a ******* massive hole in the earth. And everyone will know "we dun goof'd"
User avatar #1253 to #1252 - Blackmage (07/17/2013) [-]
>Not wanting to make fun of them.

***** , these robots need to humiliate them. We need robots dressed up as the biggest faggots ever seen. We need them to come down to the earths atmosphere, and jizz, jizz at the speed of light, like a railgun, made out of your jizz.

So that these peoples last memories will be of a group of robots in bondage gear, jizzing the earth to death, while YMCA blares out over their loud speakers.

So you can say to yourself, "I just raped humanitys ass"
User avatar #1254 to #1253 - jingleforth (07/17/2013) [-]
Someday.

User avatar #1249 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #1243 to #1242 - Blackmage (07/01/2013) [-]
>One crazy bitch
>One sensationalist news article
>Youtube thing looks legit, but is possibly a troll
>One insane general who overestimates his country and people

You're getting closer to convincing me though.
It still sort of doesn't make sense though.
Who exactly is planning this?
Is it a network of jews? Do all the jewish film makers meet each other in secret to plot the brain washing of America?

User avatar #1240 - jingleforth (06/30/2013) [-]
JACK!!!!!
User avatar #1241 to #1240 - Blackmage (06/30/2013) [-]
MAIKEL!!!!!!
#1233 - jingleforth (06/29/2013) [-]
what political group are you in?
User avatar #1234 to #1233 - Blackmage (06/29/2013) [-]
Don't know.

Test link pls.
#1237 to #1235 - Blackmage (06/29/2013) [-]
You are a cosmopolitan Social Democrat. 14 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 59 percent are more extremist than you.
User avatar #1238 to #1237 - jingleforth (06/29/2013) [-]
Not being at least 60% nationalistic.

You blew it
User avatar #1239 to #1238 - Blackmage (06/29/2013) [-]
I'm sorry Jingle, the cultural enrichment was too much.

The jew's have me in their grasp. Run, save yourself!
User avatar #1236 to #1235 - Blackmage (06/29/2013) [-]
Taking it now.
User avatar #1231 - jingleforth (06/29/2013) [-]
mfw
User avatar #1232 to #1231 - Blackmage (06/29/2013) [-]
mfw no face other than tiny profile picture.
User avatar #1226 - jingleforth (06/20/2013) [-]
can you buy me system shock 2 on steam?
User avatar #1227 to #1226 - Blackmage (06/20/2013) [-]
Nope.
Sorry.

Couldn't you just pirate it?
#1229 to #1228 - Blackmage (06/20/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Well I ain't buying it.

Parents control all my money, they want me to save it.
#1216 - jingleforth (05/16/2013) [-]
I have these little imagination lands, some can be really fictional like one where some humans have super powers   
Some are normal, and I'm in it.   
   
I have several different little realms, like one where I have various friends, gfs, etc.   
   
The weird thing is, in all of them, despite being under my control, I always 'lose'   
   
In one, I had a falling out with a gf of mine, and I eventually died, and she only founds out 11 years later   
Another, I had 4 friends, they all live on to become very successful, but I die young, don't achieve anything, and am only a memory   
   
Several variants of that.   
   
Why does this happen   
   
It sucks knowing it's partly true (minus the friend/gf stuff), because Idk, I think I will die young, and not accomplish much.
I have these little imagination lands, some can be really fictional like one where some humans have super powers
Some are normal, and I'm in it.

I have several different little realms, like one where I have various friends, gfs, etc.

The weird thing is, in all of them, despite being under my control, I always 'lose'

In one, I had a falling out with a gf of mine, and I eventually died, and she only founds out 11 years later
Another, I had 4 friends, they all live on to become very successful, but I die young, don't achieve anything, and am only a memory

Several variants of that.

Why does this happen

It sucks knowing it's partly true (minus the friend/gf stuff), because Idk, I think I will die young, and not accomplish much.
User avatar #1217 to #1216 - Blackmage (05/16/2013) [-]
>Die young.
U wot m8? Science ain't gonna let anyone die young.

>Not accomplish anything.
All teenagers will go through these thoughts. How old are you again? About 14?
Give yourself a few more years and you'll get better. You're in that awkward phase where you start comparing yourself to adults without actually having the means to accomplish what they have. Give it a few more years of school and you should be fine.

Besides, there's nothing wrong with not accomplishing anything. I plan on growing up, getting some ****** job, and then doing nothing. I don't care if I don't accomplish anything, so long as I can enjoy myself.


I don't know what's going on with the imagination worlds. When do you enter these?
Is it during your dreams?

User avatar #1218 to #1217 - jingleforth (05/16/2013) [-]
My problem is that my future looks fairly dim. I blame my intelligence on that.
Plus, Idk how to interact with people, let alone some chick to get a qt3.14 gf.

My dreams are dull as hell, *****
I enter them on purpose when I'm trying to sleep, and during most the day when my dad is gone.
User avatar #1219 to #1218 - Blackmage (05/16/2013) [-]
>implying intelligence matters.
Study hard and you'll get good grades no matter what. It's all just memorization in the end. Girlfriends are overrated, trust me. Interacting with people is tricky. You could try learning it. You could try meeting people through some sort of hobby. I did and it works really well. You've always got something to take about with them, and it helps you learn social skills.


I never get to dream. I usually average about 5 hours of sleep, so I don't get enough REM sleep to actually have many dreams.
#1220 to #1219 - jingleforth (05/16/2013) [-]
"implying intelligence matters.
Study hard and you'll get good grades no matter what."
You ignorant ************
I've studied very, very hard, and I've tried so much to prove to my peers that I'm something much more than I appear.
I believed in myself, I was so confident.

But you know what, reality ain't having that **** . Intelligence does matter you unruly he-bitch. I need to become a doctor, and to do that, I need to be smart. WHICH IM NOT
User avatar #1221 to #1220 - Blackmage (05/16/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
Why do you need to become a doctor?
Is it your family?
User avatar #1223 to #1222 - Blackmage (05/16/2013) [-]
What're they gonna do?Kick you out?
**** your family. Getting a job and becoming self-reliant should be good enough for them. **** being a doctor.
User avatar #1225 to #1224 - Blackmage (05/16/2013) [-]
I can't help you, I'm sorry.

I might as well leave. Good luck Jingle.
User avatar #1205 - jingleforth (05/16/2013) [-]
Hey bro

On my school, I've got a ton of ******* papers to write

I'm stressed because 2 days left, and ******* suck at writing papers. ((((
User avatar #1206 to #1205 - Blackmage (05/16/2013) [-]
Hey.
What are the papers on?


I'm lucky, I've actually got the day off.
Thank god for doctors appointments.
User avatar #1209 to #1206 - jingleforth (05/16/2013) [-]
It's a bit of arbitrary, but some stuff in my history about reconciliation.
User avatar #1210 to #1209 - Blackmage (05/16/2013) [-]
> Reconciliation.
**** that. I remember enrolling into an American history class. I was expecting to learn about cool **** . Instead the whole class was about black history. The whole thing.

Good luck with the papers.
#1211 to #1210 - jingleforth (05/16/2013) [-]
yfw If I don't submit 20 papers in 2 days, I ruin my life completely.
yfw If I don't submit 20 papers in 2 days, I ruin my life completely.
User avatar #1212 to #1211 - Blackmage (05/16/2013) [-]
>20 papers.
Wait, are you being serious?
Do they actually expect 20 ******* papers?
User avatar #1213 to #1212 - jingleforth (05/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's my fault for putting it off though. I suck so bad at papers.
User avatar #1214 to #1213 - Blackmage (05/16/2013) [-]
Get writing.
You can still **** out 20 papers in two days if you work at it.
I know it's hard, but it's better than not handing them in.
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User avatar #1200 to #1199 - Blackmage (05/06/2013) [-]
Did you just trace my ip?
User avatar #1202 to #1201 - Blackmage (05/06/2013) [-]
What's the link do?
User avatar #1204 to #1202 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Testing tinyurl.

User avatar #1197 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Excellent.
#1198 to #1197 - Blackmage (05/06/2013) [-]
Yes, yes...excellent.
User avatar #1189 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
implications, rye?
User avatar #1190 to #1189 - Blackmage (05/06/2013) [-]
What are we implicating?
User avatar #1191 to #1190 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
That you aren't implying my implications
User avatar #1192 to #1191 - Blackmage (05/06/2013) [-]
But your implications haven't been implicated in the first place.
User avatar #1193 to #1192 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't know how to respond to that.

Say, what's it like in Australia?
#1194 to #1193 - Blackmage (05/06/2013) [-]
Good.
Although I hate the culture sometimes. So many swagfags down under. I see so many stupid ******* people with those obey shirts, backwards caps, faggy black fringes, and those stupid ******* earlobe stretchers. And they're all so aggro. Me and a group almost got attacked by a bunch of them once, and I've seen about 5 fights break out.

Maybe it's just the ****** area of town I have to pass through on my way to school though.

Pic related.
User avatar #1195 to #1194 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
What about abos?
User avatar #1196 to #1195 - Blackmage (05/06/2013) [-]
I don't see that many, so I can't judge.

Although most Aussie blacks are less ********* than our whites. All the blacks I've met have been really, really chill.

Welcome Down Under, where society's been flip-turned upside down.
User avatar #1173 - jingleforth (05/04/2013) [-]
hello
User avatar #1174 to #1173 - Blackmage (05/04/2013) [-]
Herro.
User avatar #1175 to #1174 - jingleforth (05/04/2013) [-]
dd u hear about the 6 inch human, lel
User avatar #1176 to #1175 - Blackmage (05/04/2013) [-]
Wait, what?
User avatar #1177 to #1176 - jingleforth (05/04/2013) [-]
Scientists found a human that was 6 inches tall (15 cm)
User avatar #1178 to #1177 - Blackmage (05/04/2013) [-]
Oh, was the "alien" that /pol/ was hyped up about?
User avatar #1180 to #1179 - Blackmage (05/04/2013) [-]
Lol.

Do they know how it happened?

Also, North Korea just sentenced a couple of American tourists to 15 years hard labour.
It's ******* happening.
User avatar #1181 to #1180 - jingleforth (05/04/2013) [-]
Not sure, the thing is. It lived for close to a decade. Weird, right?

And yep, NK is getting ready to get ******

btw, your daily reminder that ******* are evil
User avatar #1182 to #1181 - Blackmage (05/04/2013) [-]
******* are fine. It's Israel that's the real evil.

What the **** is North Korea doing? It's like it's asking to get it's ass kicked.
Where did they find the person? Was it dead when they found it?

Oh, and I heard that Israel just carried out an airstrike on Syria.
User avatar #1183 to #1182 - jingleforth (05/04/2013) [-]
Both are evil, yfw being white. feels good

Not sure, but North korea will HAVE to eventually break under, and WWIII up in this bitch
It's been dead for a while, in Chile..

**** Israel
User avatar #1184 to #1183 - Blackmage (05/04/2013) [-]
I ******* hate Israel with a passion. I have nothing against the Jews, but I really, really ******* hate Israel.

Australian blacks are cool though. Australian whites are more ********* than the blacks.

North Korea will break soon. Sooner or later it'll go too far ad stop getting support. From there it'll either be war, or NK will just surrender to South Korea to get aid.

Actually, they might lose a war on purpose. North Korea could hardly beat South Korea, let alone America. It's better to lose on purpose and take a minimal amount of damage. Then, they try to get America to help rebuild them, kind of like what America did for Japan after WWII
#1185 to #1184 - jingleforth (05/04/2013) [-]
mfw nk turned into nuclear crated.   
   
The tears will be delicious
mfw nk turned into nuclear crated.

The tears will be delicious
User avatar #1186 to #1185 - Blackmage (05/04/2013) [-]
>Implying there will be any tears.

Nuking North Korea would probably make everyone happy anyway.
User avatar #1187 to #1186 - jingleforth (05/04/2013) [-]
Except North Koreans.

Yes

I will use their tears to marinate my pot roast
User avatar #1188 to #1187 - Blackmage (05/04/2013) [-]
Koreans can't cry when they're dead.
Enjoy your radioactive pot roast.
User avatar #1168 - jingleforth (04/24/2013) [-]
I failed my reading test

****
User avatar #1169 to #1168 - Blackmage (04/24/2013) [-]
**** .
How important was it?
Can you retake it?
User avatar #1170 to #1169 - jingleforth (04/24/2013) [-]
If i don't pass it, I can't get a drivers license.
User avatar #1171 to #1170 - Blackmage (04/24/2013) [-]
**** .

So they're letting you retake it?
User avatar #1172 to #1171 - jingleforth (04/24/2013) [-]
Not for a LONG time.
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