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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:11/19/2010
Last Login:7/31/2015
Location:IN YOUR MOM
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#17309
Highest Comment Rank:#8771
Comment Thumbs: 649 total,  692 ,  43
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 158 Comments: Faptastic → Level 159 Comments: Faptastic
Total Comments Made:124
FJ Points:588

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#1766 - **BillyMaaze used "*roll picture*"** **BillyMaaze rolled image ** 07/25/2015 on What turned you gay 0
#6602 - **BillyMaaze used "*roll 1, 1-99*"** **BillyMaaze rolls 26** 07/08/2015 on Where will you be reborn... 0
#135 - never have I smelled so much bacon in one post before 05/28/2015 on Things NOT to do if arrested 0
#15 - Am I the only one that finds her pretty cute not just because …  [+] (11 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Parks & Rec +18
User avatar #16 - chokinandtokin (05/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, she's like the female version of me.
#18 - anon (05/17/2015) [-]
shes even cuter naked and masturbating on camera ;)
User avatar #25 - zaxzwim (05/17/2015) [-]
uhh, do you have proof of this to back up your statement?
User avatar #26 - Anonymi (05/17/2015) [-]
It's honestly really disappointing. I'll try to find it if I can, but don't get your hopes up.
User avatar #27 - zaxzwim (05/17/2015) [-]
i didn't even know such a thing existed
#30 - killerofcows (05/17/2015) [-]
were were you when the fappening happened ?
imo regular porn was and still is better but that was a huge thing on funnyjunk and many other places
User avatar #33 - zaxzwim (05/17/2015) [-]
i was at home when FJ said

Fappening happening


User avatar #28 - Anonymi (05/17/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure when I originally saw it, there were 3 parts, but my internet is fucking up so I can only be bothered finding this part. www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1862987053
User avatar #29 - zaxzwim (05/17/2015) [-]
thank you kind sir!
User avatar #31 - Anonymi (05/17/2015) [-]
Anything for someone in need. I, too, have occasionally needed sources to videos. I only ask that when someone asks you for help in finding sauce, you do your best.
User avatar #32 - zaxzwim (05/17/2015) [-]
i allways try
#156 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2015 on This. +1
User avatar #180 - cantfindausername (05/07/2015) [-]
Oh man, I wish this was in better quality.
#131 - I bet the Vulcan observers are laughing their asses off right …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2015 on NASA may have accidentally... +4
#138 - sirquidam (04/27/2015) [-]
Or they're freaking out

"Sir, pre-warp civilization we flagged on that third planet just few light years away?"

"Yes, what about them?"

"They may have accidentally discovered faster-than-light drive."

"They did WHAT?"
User avatar #159 - hetzerdk (04/27/2015) [-]
Well according to the ST timeline we still have a litte around 58 years to develop and succesfully testing it.
#150 - So basically don't overdo anything if you know that they have … 02/02/2015 on self assessment- worst enemy 0
#148 - Nah I mean its the yin to the yang yknow? so you're basically …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on self assessment- worst enemy 0
#475 - justtocomment (02/02/2015) [-]
I mean, there are things you can do... But it's difficult finding the right give and take. It's also difficult to strike that balance when the person you're talking to isn't balanced themselves.
Sometimes a compliment is the greatest thing you can give them - "Wow, I really like that piece of art you made" can make their entire week. Other times, any compliment you give them makes them feel like you're babying them. They think you're just telling them to "make them feel better".
I guess the best advice I can give you is this: be patient and keep trying. If you really want to help this person, then understand that they'll doubt you just as often as they doubt themselves.
User avatar #173 - advice (02/02/2015) [-]
You have to say something that is kind enough to not make them think you're pitying them, direct/confrontational enough for them to "come down to earth" without it being too direct and making them think you're just attacking them. It's pretty difficult because everyone's range of emotions is different, sometimes you need more kind, less direct, other times you need to straight up confront the person like your name is inigo montoya and they killed your father.
#107 - jk but thanks 02/02/2015 on self assessment- worst enemy 0
#106 - <implying that i have a penis>  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on self assessment- worst enemy +1
User avatar #109 - thathorse (02/02/2015) [-]
>not showing me your penis
User avatar #107 - BillyMaaze (02/02/2015) [-]
jk but thanks
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