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#117 - Picture  [+] (17 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Fact comp #9 +322
#301 - hardjunk (05/23/2015) [-]
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User avatar #322 - wutda (05/23/2015) [-]
more like ban
#284 - kalimah (05/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #276 - theugandanhero (05/23/2015) [-]
Ah, the things people used to do for the sake of comedy back then.
#243 - eggilos (05/23/2015) [-]
#302 - gloomyhallow (05/23/2015) [-]
User avatar #186 - doctorprofessornv (05/23/2015) [-]
So... what was the premise of this scene exactly?
User avatar #286 - IamSofaKingdom (05/23/2015) [-]
Jim Carrey's original personality was very timid and conservative. One of the scenes they had to show this was this mom walked by and all the guys around him were talking about how hot she was and he said something along the lines of, "come on guys, she is a mother" like they needed to be a bit more respectful.

When he finally snaps and develops a split personality that is the polar opposite of him, he sees the mom breastfeeding and his alter ego decides he wants a piece of the hot mom.
User avatar #191 - uraharajunior (05/23/2015) [-]
Jim Carrey had split personality, and one of his personalities was a giant douchebag. That's all i remember, its been a long time since I watched the movie.
User avatar #193 - doctorprofessornv (05/23/2015) [-]
I feel like sucking on a breastfeeding stranger's tit in public is more 'sexual deviant' than 'huge douche'.
User avatar #299 - jjamesgordon (05/23/2015) [-]
He's a sexual deviant as well.
User avatar #197 - uraharajunior (05/23/2015) [-]
Possibly, but i'd still say he's being a bit of a douche.
#185 - fapmancon (05/23/2015) [-]
#163 - anonymous (05/23/2015) [-]
I'm into lactation. Not with dudes, but still.
#158 - calvintroll (05/23/2015) [-]
i was already waiting for it in the comments when i read it
#13 - Picture I took from my telescope. It may not be a microscope … 05/17/2015 on I put a microscope lens on... 0
#2 - **** you anon! You're not man enough to handle… 05/04/2015 on Men K +1
#823 - Shiba is confused over free stuff... 04/25/2015 on Steam Card Giveaway 0
#149 - Now if he worked at EA games he would just be throwing DLCs ar… 04/21/2015 on Gamestop workers day. +1
#13 - English subs 03/28/2015 on Payday Live Action Short +3
#2883 - Comment deleted 02/23/2015 on Get told you're good looking 0
#39 - You broke the combo noob  [+] (10 new replies) 12/25/2014 on Santas Elves +32
#59 - mastercolossus (12/25/2014) [-]
except jack nicholson played the joker.
#76 - youxbarstard (12/25/2014) [-]
That's not the point, we were trying to get as many of that one gif as possible.
#77 - mastercolossus (12/25/2014) [-]
well i am glad you idiots failed.
#78 - youxbarstard (12/25/2014) [-]
You're glad that a small thing that doesn't really matter failed on a website that doesn't matter.....something which you either don't care about or don't like.....meaning you only wasted your time.

GG no re.
#79 - mastercolossus (12/25/2014) [-]
im glad you idiots failed because you probably wont try again. its retarded shit like this that makes me wanna smack you people.
#90 - goddamnitnedra (12/25/2014) [-]
"im glad you idiots failed because you probably wont try again"
> you probably wont try again
>there's a chance
>not doing this again
>the belief one's own will matters past personal opinions and posts
#80 - youxbarstard (12/25/2014) [-]
You do realize you're getting mad at a creepy jack combo.....please tell me you know this.

Also you have no reason to actually look at any of this....you're just making yourself mad.
In short, the only way to win is to not play.
#81 - mastercolossus (12/25/2014) [-]
i just want people to not be stupid. is that too much to ask for? in your case it probably is. btw im not getting mad. did i go "damn you bastards for doing this" or did i say "im glad it failed" i am happy here. also didnt you already say you werent gonna respond? liar.
#82 - youxbarstard (12/25/2014) [-]
GG no re means good game no rematch, this is still the same match.
Also you don't seem very happy.
And people starting this kind of thing doesn't always imply stupidity.
Sometimes you just have to enjoy the little things in life because they are funny.
And you want people to stop being stupid, that in itself is stupid because you at least need to know that people as a whole are never going to stop being stupid.
Now I'm not going to reply to you, because I've made my point.
#85 - mastercolossus (12/25/2014) [-]
yes. you made your point that you are an easily entertained idiot. one that will attempt to comply with societal norms. they said that he failed however jack was a joker. and instead of giving him credit for thinking outside the box the idiots decided they would punish him. this kind of mob mentality stunts growth and is an archaic process that resembles greatly the thought process of the sjw crowd. now if he had posted something like a rolled image and it failed then i can understand. but if they cannont accept a little noncomformitive genius then they are idiots that impulsively punish those that are different.
#20 - It's a game where you can get creative, which you have said, i… 12/09/2014 on DnD +7
#10 - You seem to have a lot of mindless hate towards this game. Wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2014 on DnD +4
User avatar #12 - blackholee (12/09/2014) [-]
it isn't mindless.
it's a game that is based solely off peoples creativity, if anything the game itself is mindless especially since nobody can give a reason as to why it's worth playing

if anything it's just a bad rpg video game without borders to keep things logical
#38 - anonymous (12/09/2014) [-]
You just don;t have creativity and good imagination fagget
User avatar #20 - Bigeared (12/09/2014) [-]
It's a game where you can get creative, which you have said, it creates a process that actually does require team work. You can do just about anything that you think of, of course you need a GM that will allow it. The game may seem mindless to you, but it just shows that you're not into a creative game that doesn't have a screen to stare at like a mindless zombie. However this game actually requires you to think and imagine the events. In fact, it isn't always just creativity and roll of dice. There's boards for it, maps that the GMs create and a story board that can be completely expansive with adventure. People have to take the time to create stories and it cannot be some quick made up story. I've played with friends and family where most of the stories were awesome, and having any critical failure rolls can make a funny event or harsh event happen.
The game isn't for everyone so I will not hate on you for having your own opinion.

Have you ever played it before?
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