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Date Signed Up:8/12/2010
Last Login:7/03/2014
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#284 - Pemdas: PENIS es excrete many different awesome substances.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/11/2011 on Without BODMAS, we are... +3
User avatar #312 - oxan (11/11/2011) [-]
How old are you, dude?
#320 - Benjina (11/11/2011) [-]
I'm 19 in three hours. I feel like I'm older than most of this bloody website.

Judging by your tone, you're condemning me. Hmm I was in that phase at what, 16 and maybe into about 17 years of age? I'd say that's how old you are too. Guessing games are fun.
User avatar #322 - oxan (11/11/2011) [-]
Cool story, bro. You're still acting like you're twelve.
#328 - Benjina (11/11/2011) [-]
Oh let's not be bitter now. I'm not the one who arrived all butt hurt and criticized a joke. Funny place to do so as well, on a humor website. I don't care for your butt hurt thumb down you gave my above post either, I can return the favor, but I'm not going to, simply because I'm not going to get so butt hurt. I didn't thumb down your above comment either.

And by your response, I'm guessing I nailed your age? Oh so much angst.
User avatar #330 - oxan (11/11/2011) [-]
To begin with, I didn't thumb down your post.

My age is not of concern here. The concern here is that you still find something like, "Pemdas: PENISes excrete many different awesome substances. ." It's essentially the same as children loling at how FBI means, "Female Body Inspector."
#335 - Benjina (11/11/2011) [-]
Your reluctance to affirm I am right is a subconscious way of doing so, but I'll take it nonetheless. Thanks.

I think perhaps you take life a little bit too serious. In a site where immaturity blossoms, you've singled out what could only be considered average next to some of the other posts and content here.

Listen dude. Don't sweat the little things like this. It was a joke, albeit perhaps not a very good one to you. That's your opinion. I respect that, but respect that you don't need to get critical over what a stranger said on a website. You'll never meet me. I'll never meet you. Don't take it so seriously.
#109 - Here are the key points from everyone else's comments on this …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2011 on MY O.C +29
User avatar #136 - SpankYouVeryMuch (11/11/2011) [-]
dude fuck off, its my real girlfriend, want proof?
#244 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2011 on Cats are too mainstream +24
#278 - klondikemonster (11/11/2011) [-]
DON'T WORRY EVERYBODY! I'M AN ARTIST! This shall be done... I think
#249 - puuuage (11/11/2011) [-]
#31 - **Benjina rolls 05** Charizard plz. 11/10/2011 on snoop dogg millionaire +1
#80 - Comment deleted 11/10/2011 on GOD Troll 0
#248 - Gary Busey?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2011 on FANTASTICO! +7
User avatar #252 - misterblisters (11/10/2011) [-]
Forgetful Lucy.



(Spoiler, only funny if you've seen 50 First Dates.)
User avatar #305 - hauntzor (11/10/2011) [-]
HI I'M TOM
User avatar #518 - misterblisters (11/11/2011) [-]
Unfortunatley, Tom here was in a hunting accident that disabled his short-term memory to last only for 10 seconds.
#44 - Judging by the replies so far, this appears to be a fail statement. 11/09/2011 on Remember this? +1
#43 - NEW ZEALAND FUCK YEAH. 11/09/2011 on Remember this? 0
#127 - **Benjina rolled a random image** <- This is cute. 11/09/2011 on Cute thread GO! +28
#126 - Comment deleted 11/09/2011 on Cute thread GO! 0
#44 - Backwards talks, frustratingly it does. 11/09/2011 on Facebook (1) +2
#174 - Also, if he remembers whimsical dates, you were probably borin… 11/09/2011 on True Story 0
#834 - I was a fan of Buchla Thunder before they were famous. I like … 11/09/2011 on How to Troll Hipsters! 0
#61 - > You don't have to invade a country to harm its inhabitant…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2011 on Needs to be taught some... -1
User avatar #70 - GIJorge (11/08/2011) [-]
>> Call it what you want. That stupid war you talk about is fought to keep you safe.

From what? People who don't like their homes being invaded and destroyed?

>>> 9/11 ring any bells?

And just who trained Osama bin Laden?
#28 - Wait.. you're a girl.. and you agree.. You even think.. I'm am…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2011 on biggest problem of man +9
#272 - emailos (11/08/2011) [-]
oh, these sweet fj lovestories
#66 - I rolled you as well.. I want to be best friends. 11/08/2011 on bushingenna's profile 0
#113 - Comment below me.. wat.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Lol at all the rolling fags +2
User avatar #724 - bushingenna (01/31/2013) [-]
it notifies you when someone mentions your name in a comment and links u to the comment
User avatar #720 - bushingenna (07/29/2012) [-]
ok
#112 - **Benjina rolled user bushingenna ** Can we be best friends?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Lol at all the rolling fags +1
#113 - Benjina (11/08/2011) [-]
Comment below me.. wat.
User avatar #724 - bushingenna (01/31/2013) [-]
it notifies you when someone mentions your name in a comment and links u to the comment
User avatar #720 - bushingenna (07/29/2012) [-]
ok
#53 - It's about fighting to keep your country free, fighting to ave…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Needs to be taught some... 0
User avatar #60 - GIJorge (11/08/2011) [-]
> keep your country free

Yeah, I mean afghanis pose a very serious threat of invasion to the US or New Zealand, for that matter...

>fighting to avenge those who have gone before you

So, they got killed in a stupid war and your job is to go there and risk your life just because they got killed? That's so stupid in so many ways...

> not going to let some terrorist bastards come on your home soil, kill your fellow countrymen and then let it go lightly

Like Iraq and the WMDs, right?
#61 - Benjina (11/08/2011) [-]
> You don't have to invade a country to harm its inhabitants.
>> Call it what you want. That stupid war you talk about is fought to keep you safe.
>>> 9/11 ring any bells?
User avatar #70 - GIJorge (11/08/2011) [-]
>> Call it what you want. That stupid war you talk about is fought to keep you safe.

From what? People who don't like their homes being invaded and destroyed?

>>> 9/11 ring any bells?

And just who trained Osama bin Laden?
#24 - In response to all those points.. 1-9 = Self-inflicted.…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2011 on biggest problem of man +27
#27 - owlsarecool (11/08/2011) [-]
You're amazing (:
I hate when I see girls preaching about equality, when they really just want to be put on a pedestal for "suffering" through things that they inflict on themselves.
Makes it hard to admit to being a girl on fj without being stereotyped as a thumb whore or someone that does that ^
ALSO, if I have to hear the fucking childbirth argument again I will cut someone right in the fallopian tubes. Girls don't HAVE to reproduce. God dayum, if you're going to constantly bitch about how you have to "put up" with pregnancy, then don't have a baby. Jeez.
Anyways, thumb for you!

(pic unrelated, I just enjoy it)
#28 - Benjina (11/08/2011) [-]
Wait.. you're a girl.. and you agree.. You even think.. I'm amazing for those points?

Marry me, please?
#272 - emailos (11/08/2011) [-]
oh, these sweet fj lovestories
#26 - Because that wouldn't make for good internet humor. 11/08/2011 on Out of Toilet Paper +29
#25 - 4) Take picture and post online. 5) Confuse retarded poster…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2011 on Out of Toilet Paper +3
#142 - sparkieemae (11/09/2011) [-]
YOU'RE ALL READING INTO IT TOO MUCH.

Just stop.

Laugh at how funny it would be for someone to shit on their socks when they have a piece of paper right there. Laugh.
#259 - Chuck Tesla? 11/08/2011 on check description! +5
#143 - So THAT'S what their phone looks like. 11/07/2011 on Sexting nowadays 0
#140 - **Benjina rolled a random image** I sext this person, and I …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on Sexting nowadays +9
#143 - Benjina (11/07/2011) [-]
So THAT'S what their phone looks like.

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