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Benjina    

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Date Signed Up:8/12/2010
Last Login:7/03/2014
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#232 - Yes, he made all of those stones.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2011 on minecraft cave in real life +3
#446 - durpina (11/22/2011) [-]
I know this is irrelevant, but I just realized I got trips on my comment.
#13 - sohardcore.jpg 11/21/2011 on My two cents. 0
#437 - Completely unrelated, and I apologize for that FJ, but I need … 11/21/2011 on CAUGHT! +1
#9 - itstimetostopposting.jpg  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2011 on My two cents. 0
#10 - majorpoonage (11/21/2011) [-]
**majorpoonage rolled a random image** LOL NO ALL UR INTERNETS R BELONG TO ME LOLOL. MFW ALL UR INTERNETS BELONG 2 ME.
#7 - I'm not mad, by any stretch. I'm more concerned for your abili…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2011 on My two cents. 0
#8 - majorpoonage (11/21/2011) [-]
**majorpoonage rolled a random image** LMFAO ROTFLOL TROLLED BRO!
#9 - Benjina (11/21/2011) [-]
itstimetostopposting.jpg
#10 - majorpoonage (11/21/2011) [-]
**majorpoonage rolled a random image** LOL NO ALL UR INTERNETS R BELONG TO ME LOLOL. MFW ALL UR INTERNETS BELONG 2 ME.
#3 - You're the cancer of the internet. Please stop posting like su…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/21/2011 on My two cents. +1
#5 - majorpoonage (11/21/2011) [-]
**majorpoonage rolled a random image** HUURRR LOL U MAD DURRRR MFW YOU MADLOLOLOLOL
#7 - Benjina (11/21/2011) [-]
I'm not mad, by any stretch. I'm more concerned for your ability to use a key board. You're typing that way because you're 'trolling'? No, I couldn't concede that, because you're a shitty troll at best. Troll harder, Richard Simmonsgot.
#8 - majorpoonage (11/21/2011) [-]
**majorpoonage rolled a random image** LMFAO ROTFLOL TROLLED BRO!
#9 - Benjina (11/21/2011) [-]
itstimetostopposting.jpg
#10 - majorpoonage (11/21/2011) [-]
**majorpoonage rolled a random image** LOL NO ALL UR INTERNETS R BELONG TO ME LOLOL. MFW ALL UR INTERNETS BELONG 2 ME.
#313 - Yet you still couldn't find any other names beside the one tha… 11/20/2011 on How people see me 0
#56 - COME IN DOGFORT, COME IN DOGFORT. THIS IS K9 TACTICAL OPERATIO…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2011 on Dumbest Phone Thief Ever +6
#62 - ImStillAnAnon (11/17/2011) [-]
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
#71 - anonymous (11/17/2011) [-]
This is gold team, last transmission not received proceeding with operation ADIOS MEXICAN COWBOY.
#147 - **Benjina rolled a random image** mfw i see this perfect roll. 11/17/2011 on The Cliff +4
#138 - areyouawizard.jpg  [+] (2 new replies) 11/17/2011 on The Cliff +2
#144 - shekoru (11/17/2011) [-]
proofofsorcery.jpg
#147 - Benjina (11/17/2011) [-]
**Benjina rolled a random image** mfw i see this perfect roll.
#59 - Yes, you're right. The correct spelling is actually "OP". 11/17/2011 on I'm Ugly +2
#218 - 9. Shadow on knee looks like PENIS . 12. Coach has hand do…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2011 on When U see it COMP +1
User avatar #220 - Acity (11/17/2011) [-]
thought so just wasn't 100% sure
#349 - I genuinely laughed. Good job. thumb for you. 11/17/2011 on Out Driving +1
#345 - **Benjina rolls 95** Much like that.. and not like this. 11/17/2011 on Out Driving 0
#322 - **Benjina rolls 63** 11/15/2011 on Close enough! -1
#188 - Further, you've broken the front page thing. Ha-ha, you…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2011 on FJ's 1 Percent +1
#189 - timmyaaa (11/14/2011) [-]
I know... and op is probably a girl friendless Richard Simmonsgot.
#124 - The intention of this post wasn't the plausibility of the curr…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2011 on bitch please 0
User avatar #125 - tresehrasaurus (11/14/2011) [-]
Outshining is never a good thing...
#122 - Certain explosives do, of course, but not grenades. If that wa…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2011 on bitch please 0
#132 - kitsunenoyomeiri (11/14/2011) [-]
'cooking' the grenade requires the lever to be pressed and then released. letting go of the spoon is what causes the fuse to light.

and delightedreaper is thinking of percussion grenades that explode on contact.
#113 - Well it is still going to explode and give you a fright (or fa…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2011 on bitch please 0
User avatar #117 - tresehrasaurus (11/14/2011) [-]
Valid point, but you'd have to use a much more heavy duty tape, that looks like medical tape.
#124 - Benjina (11/14/2011) [-]
The intention of this post wasn't the plausibility of the current set up though, but rather the idea itself.
User avatar #125 - tresehrasaurus (11/14/2011) [-]
Outshining is never a good thing...
#107 - When you pull the pin, it releases the handle on the side. Whe…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/14/2011 on bitch please 0
#127 - kitsunenoyomeiri (11/14/2011) [-]
not quite, you have to squeeze the spoon (the handle thing) to start the fuse; otherwise nothing will happen. note that the fuse starts when the spoon is released, after it's been pressed.
#109 - delightedreaper (11/14/2011) [-]
**delightedreaper rolls 30**
Ok I heard from somewhere that it requires contact.
#122 - Benjina (11/14/2011) [-]
Certain explosives do, of course, but not grenades. If that was the case, the simple act of merely gripping the grenade tightly could blow the arm off of the person trying to throw it. I don't know if you've ever heard of the term 'cooking a grenade', but what that pretty much involves is holding onto the grenade for as long as you can and throwing it just before it explodes. Prevents your target from throwing/kicking it back before it can explode. Obviously pretty fucking risky though.
#132 - kitsunenoyomeiri (11/14/2011) [-]
'cooking' the grenade requires the lever to be pressed and then released. letting go of the spoon is what causes the fuse to light.

and delightedreaper is thinking of percussion grenades that explode on contact.
#101 - Releasing the pin releases the handle, dumb ass.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/14/2011 on bitch please 0
User avatar #108 - tresehrasaurus (11/14/2011) [-]
Forgetting about the 5 second delay and obvious visual floor.
#113 - Benjina (11/14/2011) [-]
Well it is still going to explode and give you a fright (or fatality, depending on how quickly you enter the room). Provided this could be properly suspended and secured, there is no doubt it would work and scare the shit out of some one as intended.
User avatar #117 - tresehrasaurus (11/14/2011) [-]
Valid point, but you'd have to use a much more heavy duty tape, that looks like medical tape.
#124 - Benjina (11/14/2011) [-]
The intention of this post wasn't the plausibility of the current set up though, but rather the idea itself.
User avatar #125 - tresehrasaurus (11/14/2011) [-]
Outshining is never a good thing...
#2 - Thanks bud. You're a life saver :) 11/11/2011 on Louder Dubstep +1
#335 - Your reluctance to affirm I am right is a subconscious way of … 11/11/2011 on Without BODMAS, we are... 0
#328 - Oh let's not be bitter now. I'm not the one who arrived all bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2011 on Without BODMAS, we are... 0
User avatar #330 - oxan (11/11/2011) [-]
To begin with, I didn't thumb down your post.

My age is not of concern here. The concern here is that you still find something like, "Pemdas: PENISes excrete many different awesome substances. ." It's essentially the same as children loling at how FBI means, "Female Body Inspector."
#335 - Benjina (11/11/2011) [-]
Your reluctance to affirm I am right is a subconscious way of doing so, but I'll take it nonetheless. Thanks.

I think perhaps you take life a little bit too serious. In a site where immaturity blossoms, you've singled out what could only be considered average next to some of the other posts and content here.

Listen dude. Don't sweat the little things like this. It was a joke, albeit perhaps not a very good one to you. That's your opinion. I respect that, but respect that you don't need to get critical over what a stranger said on a website. You'll never meet me. I'll never meet you. Don't take it so seriously.
#320 - I'm 19 in three hours. I feel like I'm older than most of this…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/11/2011 on Without BODMAS, we are... 0
User avatar #322 - oxan (11/11/2011) [-]
Cool story, bro. You're still acting like you're twelve.
#328 - Benjina (11/11/2011) [-]
Oh let's not be bitter now. I'm not the one who arrived all butt hurt and criticized a joke. Funny place to do so as well, on a humor website. I don't care for your butt hurt thumb down you gave my above post either, I can return the favor, but I'm not going to, simply because I'm not going to get so butt hurt. I didn't thumb down your above comment either.

And by your response, I'm guessing I nailed your age? Oh so much angst.
User avatar #330 - oxan (11/11/2011) [-]
To begin with, I didn't thumb down your post.

My age is not of concern here. The concern here is that you still find something like, "Pemdas: PENISes excrete many different awesome substances. ." It's essentially the same as children loling at how FBI means, "Female Body Inspector."
#335 - Benjina (11/11/2011) [-]
Your reluctance to affirm I am right is a subconscious way of doing so, but I'll take it nonetheless. Thanks.

I think perhaps you take life a little bit too serious. In a site where immaturity blossoms, you've singled out what could only be considered average next to some of the other posts and content here.

Listen dude. Don't sweat the little things like this. It was a joke, albeit perhaps not a very good one to you. That's your opinion. I respect that, but respect that you don't need to get critical over what a stranger said on a website. You'll never meet me. I'll never meet you. Don't take it so seriously.

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