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Balder

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:7/24/2016
Location:Norway
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#41 - Probably. GO is bigger than porn right now, tasty target. 07/16/2016 on Trying To Defeat a Valor... +1
#39 - Dammit. We have a scheduled GOtrip tomorrow. Hopefully it will…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2016 on Trying To Defeat a Valor... +1
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#40 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
It got DDOS'd this morning.

I'm wondering if it happened again.
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#41 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
Probably. GO is bigger than porn right now, tasty target.
#37 - And you know, exercise. Jogging has stopped being a chore and …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/16/2016 on Trying To Defeat a Valor... +1
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#38 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
aaaand.. Pokemon Go has turned into Pokemon Gone again.

Can't log in.
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#39 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
Dammit. We have a scheduled GOtrip tomorrow. Hopefully it will be back up.
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#40 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
It got DDOS'd this morning.

I'm wondering if it happened again.
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#41 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
Probably. GO is bigger than porn right now, tasty target.
#33 - Yeah, but I cant watch porn and drive at the same time can I? …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/16/2016 on Trying To Defeat a Valor... +4
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#36 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
I'm actually planning to buy a bicycle in the near future.

It'll be a lot better than walking. It'll be faster, and I'm not spending money on gas to go drive around.
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#37 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
And you know, exercise. Jogging has stopped being a chore and has become an adventure.
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#38 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
aaaand.. Pokemon Go has turned into Pokemon Gone again.

Can't log in.
User avatar
#39 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
Dammit. We have a scheduled GOtrip tomorrow. Hopefully it will be back up.
User avatar
#40 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
It got DDOS'd this morning.

I'm wondering if it happened again.
User avatar
#41 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
Probably. GO is bigger than porn right now, tasty target.
#31 - I was being overly dramatic as a joke, but it does work... I h…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/16/2016 on Trying To Defeat a Valor... +3
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#32 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
It's a lot quicker to use a car.

As long as you're going under 30mph, it will count.
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#33 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
Yeah, but I cant watch porn and drive at the same time can I? All facets of breeding are important to Instinct.
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#36 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
I'm actually planning to buy a bicycle in the near future.

It'll be a lot better than walking. It'll be faster, and I'm not spending money on gas to go drive around.
User avatar
#37 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
And you know, exercise. Jogging has stopped being a chore and has become an adventure.
User avatar
#38 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
aaaand.. Pokemon Go has turned into Pokemon Gone again.

Can't log in.
User avatar
#39 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
Dammit. We have a scheduled GOtrip tomorrow. Hopefully it will be back up.
User avatar
#40 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
It got DDOS'd this morning.

I'm wondering if it happened again.
User avatar
#41 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
Probably. GO is bigger than porn right now, tasty target.
#26 - Oh yeah? Well I am Instinct, and I duct tape my phone to the c…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/16/2016 on Trying To Defeat a Valor... +8
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#28 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
Except the ceiling fan thing doesn't work because it's based on GPS location.

It wouldn't could as moving if you strapped it to a ceiling fan. Sorry to burst your yellow bubble.
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#31 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
I was being overly dramatic as a joke, but it does work... I hatched an egg like that yesterday. Granted, it takes 10 minutes to get 0.2 km, but it does work.
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#32 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
It's a lot quicker to use a car.

As long as you're going under 30mph, it will count.
User avatar
#33 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
Yeah, but I cant watch porn and drive at the same time can I? All facets of breeding are important to Instinct.
User avatar
#36 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
I'm actually planning to buy a bicycle in the near future.

It'll be a lot better than walking. It'll be faster, and I'm not spending money on gas to go drive around.
User avatar
#37 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
And you know, exercise. Jogging has stopped being a chore and has become an adventure.
User avatar
#38 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
aaaand.. Pokemon Go has turned into Pokemon Gone again.

Can't log in.
User avatar
#39 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
Dammit. We have a scheduled GOtrip tomorrow. Hopefully it will be back up.
User avatar
#40 - Tusura (07/16/2016) [-]
It got DDOS'd this morning.

I'm wondering if it happened again.
User avatar
#41 - Balder (07/16/2016) [-]
Probably. GO is bigger than porn right now, tasty target.
#905 - **Balder used "*roll picture*"** **Balder rolled image ** 07/16/2016 on We're having a coup 0
#8 - Purely numbers wise, no, strait up intelligence alone works ju… 07/16/2016 on Max Smartness 0
#27 - That actually makes a little sense in japanese though. 07/16/2016 on NEW POKEMON GO POKEMON +2
#289 - **Balder used "*roll picture*"** **Balder rolled image ** 07/15/2016 on Pokemon GO Rolls 0