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Balder

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Gender: male
Age: 27
Date Signed Up:3/21/2010
Last Login:8/22/2016
Location:Norway
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Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
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Total Comments Made:289
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#36 - FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL!!!! 08/21/2016 on What A Comeback 0
#58 - God dammit. I fell for that one hook, line and sinker. 08/15/2016 on Scientists discover most... +10
#44 - How do you get a baby into a bowl? Blender.… 08/13/2016 on How Dark are you? +5
#1663 - **Balder used "*roll picture*"** **Balder rolled image ** 08/09/2016 on It's over. FJ is shutting... 0
#92 - I guess. Also, once you get to a surprise penis its kinda rude… 07/31/2016 on I'm a Brief Man Myself +2
#90 - Yeah, I think I see what you mean. Not that i really care how …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2016 on I'm a Brief Man Myself +3
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#91 - roxasftw (07/31/2016) [-]
It is a pretty damn useful skill.

Sometimes I can't tell if they wear heavy shit, like jackets and coats, but if I can get them down to a shirt I can usually tell
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#92 - Balder (07/31/2016) [-]
I guess. Also, once you get to a surprise penis its kinda rude to stop, so having a clue before that probably isn't a bad idea.
#86 - Best i can do with my **** tier camera. Also this is ******* weird.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/31/2016 on I'm a Brief Man Myself +4
#88 - roxasftw (07/31/2016) [-]
See how they are curvy, but they fellow a very lengthy stretch, before they get to a dip?

Plus they protrude a bit outwards from a females.

Women have more extreme "dips" when it comes to shoulders.

Yeah I know this is weird, but I hope you get what I'm saying

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#90 - Balder (07/31/2016) [-]
Yeah, I think I see what you mean. Not that i really care how my shoulders are shaped, but spotting traps seems like a useful skill.
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#91 - roxasftw (07/31/2016) [-]
It is a pretty damn useful skill.

Sometimes I can't tell if they wear heavy shit, like jackets and coats, but if I can get them down to a shirt I can usually tell
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#92 - Balder (07/31/2016) [-]
I guess. Also, once you get to a surprise penis its kinda rude to stop, so having a clue before that probably isn't a bad idea.
#81 - In anime i take it? Because my shoulders are pathetic and roun…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/31/2016 on I'm a Brief Man Myself +3
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#82 - roxasftw (07/31/2016) [-]
In anime, and IRL.

There's also little details you can notice with how far they protrude, and how prominently too.

It's a mix of both.

May I get a picture of your shoulders? Jesus, never thought I'd fuckin' say that.
#86 - Balder (07/31/2016) [-]
Best i can do with my shit tier camera. Also this is fucking weird.
#88 - roxasftw (07/31/2016) [-]
See how they are curvy, but they fellow a very lengthy stretch, before they get to a dip?

Plus they protrude a bit outwards from a females.

Women have more extreme "dips" when it comes to shoulders.

Yeah I know this is weird, but I hope you get what I'm saying

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#90 - Balder (07/31/2016) [-]
Yeah, I think I see what you mean. Not that i really care how my shoulders are shaped, but spotting traps seems like a useful skill.
User avatar
#91 - roxasftw (07/31/2016) [-]
It is a pretty damn useful skill.

Sometimes I can't tell if they wear heavy shit, like jackets and coats, but if I can get them down to a shirt I can usually tell
User avatar
#92 - Balder (07/31/2016) [-]
I guess. Also, once you get to a surprise penis its kinda rude to stop, so having a clue before that probably isn't a bad idea.
#32 - Power saving mode? Man idk, It doesnt drain my phone that quic…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/29/2016 on It's really happening 0
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#65 - hideyowives (07/30/2016) [-]
for some fucking reason the power saving mode keeps turning itself back off every like 10 min
only pokemon go does that
super weird
#22 - What? GO doesnt drain a lot of power compared to other stuff. …  [+] (4 new replies) 07/29/2016 on It's really happening -3
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#24 - hideyowives (07/29/2016) [-]
what the fuck are you doing on your phone
ive never had anything drain like pokemon go
im not joking or exaggerating its fucking nuts
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#32 - Balder (07/29/2016) [-]
Power saving mode? Man idk, It doesnt drain my phone that quickly, but i guess saying that makes me an asshole so I dont even know.
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#65 - hideyowives (07/30/2016) [-]
for some fucking reason the power saving mode keeps turning itself back off every like 10 min
only pokemon go does that
super weird
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#25 - cupcakescankill (07/29/2016) [-]
Honestly it drains at the same rate as most games, but to hatch eggs or be alerted of nearby pokemon, you have to leave the game running and can't lock your phone.

Leaving any game running like that will demolish your battery.