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Date Signed Up:4/23/2010
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#43 - Anyone care to explain to me what the illumunati is?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/31/2013 on YEA 0
User avatar #45 - lordscooby (08/31/2013) [-]
The Illuminati is supposedly a secret organization who's main goals include the placement of a one world government, the control of all the world's resources and wealth, and the slavery of all the regular people of the world via mind control and brute force. before people start crying bullshit on me, take a good fucking look at what is going on in the world. people starting wars over virtually NOTHING. Races and religions being made to look like they're horrible people. but nevermind, it's ok. just keep watching your tv. keep going to school and go to college with borrowed money that you spend your whole life paying off. don't question authority, because they always know what is best for you.
User avatar #128 - angelious (08/31/2013) [-]
you do understand the historical illuminati was a group of atheists who got killed by the church?


and that the so called "illumanits maximus" is based on a best selling novel in the early 1900-1800 century?


User avatar #53 - tkfourtwoone (08/31/2013) [-]
Know something? I have absolutely nothing against a world government, IMO it's about damn time we are united under one, it's kind of overdue even.
Why? Because it's our only hope to get our ass to Mars (huehuehue) or in general leaving this rock before we nuke it to oblivion.

As for the ERMAHGERD ILLERMINATI.... yeah, you go thinking that by being a "rebel" and NOT going to a college is going to make your life better.
Truth be told, EVEN IF there is a secret occult-satanic-sionist-evily-wibbley society that seeks to rule the world, guess what, you can't do jackshit about it.

Yeah, some things may seem fucked up, like "eco" food filled with chemicals that on the long run seem to poison us more and more or other crap like hydraulic mining of gases and so on... but one thing nobody can do is dictate what's going on inside your head.
So yes, while it is very good to have an analytical and critical mindset, becoming a paranoid fuck that constantly thinks that the Secret Government is out to get him is fucking retarded.

Now, have a pint, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, watch & enjoy this stupid drama-comedy called "life on Earth"
#87 - theonemica (08/31/2013) [-]
"Truth be told, EVEN IF there is a secret occult-satanic-sionist-evily-wibbley society that seeks to rule the world, guess what, you can't do jackshit about it."

That right there, is what I always say to my friends who go on about the Illuminati. It's like, if we had any chance it was over years ago. They "supposedly" have A LOT of power and at that point wouldn't it be too late?

If it even IS real, but I doubt it.
User avatar #58 - lordscooby (08/31/2013) [-]
i have nothing against a one world government, either. granted the only real reason i bitch about college is because i can't afford to go. you're right, there's probably not a damn thing i can do about any of the worlds problems. and i can't think of anything witty or clever to say to back up my words. but i still think that the intentional manipulation of the media and government legislations in pursuit of selfish goals is wrong. if i see people doing something wrong, i can't just sit back and let it happen. if all i can do is type words about it, then that makes me feel like i'm standing up for something noble and just. but other than that, i agree with you, and will gladly accept that pint sir
User avatar #46 - lordscooby (08/31/2013) [-]
no seriously i forgot nobody would care. going back to the funnies
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#13 - Well I never thought of that.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2013 on NOPE +1
#24 - Ken M (08/31/2013) [-]
How is that gif related?
User avatar #53 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (08/31/2013) [-]
Does it have to be? Maybe I just wanted to use it.
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No problems with having sex there. Only a problem when you are in Texas. Things are...different there.
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User avatar #30 - hochimoe (08/29/2013) [-]
cannot wait for the next season... btw best comment ive seen tonight. sorry cant upvote
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