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#146 - In today's world, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if he sued.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2013 on Everybody got aids +9
User avatar #157 - desiduratum (09/06/2013) [-]
I actually thought that was how that article was going to end.
#372 - You're a faggot Admin But you're MY faggot. 09/06/2013 on The only real site on the net 0
#7 - **** him. Natural selection is a bitch. 09/06/2013 on Middle Class Problems 1 +1
#11 - That's pretty ******* nea I do have one class where we … 09/06/2013 on See you then! 0
#34 - Please tell me you aren't really, truly this stupid. 09/06/2013 on Facts about everything 0
#9 - I have over 400 students in a few of my classes this semester.…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2013 on See you then! +2
User avatar #10 - iwaspromisedcake (09/06/2013) [-]
One of my friends' classes has about 100 students and they are required to bring little clickers that they have to click at a certain point in class to prove they attended
User avatar #11 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (09/06/2013) [-]
That's pretty fucking nea I do have one class where we use a program called tophat. It's basically like ask the audience from who wants to be a millionaire. You have to submit your answers and you get points for answering. I guess that is basically the same as taking attendance.
#9 - Can Does 09/05/2013 on Title +2
#20 - This would make for a quick and boring game if played with Jews. 09/05/2013 on cash club 0
#102 - Thanks. 09/05/2013 on hey... 0
#44 - Picture 09/05/2013 on Our future +6
#104 - Picture 09/03/2013 on Unusual weapons +1
#29 - I'm calling ******** . If you tell any woman that she's … 09/03/2013 on Taking out the Dog +1
#53 - Does it have to be? Maybe I just wanted to use it. 08/31/2013 on NOPE 0
#43 - Anyone care to explain to me what the illumunati is?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/31/2013 on YEA 0
User avatar #45 - lordscooby (08/31/2013) [-]
The Illuminati is supposedly a secret organization who's main goals include the placement of a one world government, the control of all the world's resources and wealth, and the slavery of all the regular people of the world via mind control and brute force. before people start crying bullshit on me, take a good fucking look at what is going on in the world. people starting wars over virtually NOTHING. Races and religions being made to look like they're horrible people. but nevermind, it's ok. just keep watching your tv. keep going to school and go to college with borrowed money that you spend your whole life paying off. don't question authority, because they always know what is best for you.
User avatar #128 - angelious (08/31/2013) [-]
you do understand the historical illuminati was a group of atheists who got killed by the church?

and that the so called "illumanits maximus" is based on a best selling novel in the early 1900-1800 century?

User avatar #53 - tkfourtwoone (08/31/2013) [-]
Know something? I have absolutely nothing against a world government, IMO it's about damn time we are united under one, it's kind of overdue even.
Why? Because it's our only hope to get our ass to Mars (huehuehue) or in general leaving this rock before we nuke it to oblivion.

As for the ERMAHGERD ILLERMINATI.... yeah, you go thinking that by being a "rebel" and NOT going to a college is going to make your life better.
Truth be told, EVEN IF there is a secret occult-satanic-sionist-evily-wibbley society that seeks to rule the world, guess what, you can't do jackshit about it.

Yeah, some things may seem fucked up, like "eco" food filled with chemicals that on the long run seem to poison us more and more or other crap like hydraulic mining of gases and so on... but one thing nobody can do is dictate what's going on inside your head.
So yes, while it is very good to have an analytical and critical mindset, becoming a paranoid fuck that constantly thinks that the Secret Government is out to get him is fucking retarded.

Now, have a pint, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, watch & enjoy this stupid drama-comedy called "life on Earth"
#87 - theonemica (08/31/2013) [-]
"Truth be told, EVEN IF there is a secret occult-satanic-sionist-evily-wibbley society that seeks to rule the world, guess what, you can't do jackshit about it."

That right there, is what I always say to my friends who go on about the Illuminati. It's like, if we had any chance it was over years ago. They "supposedly" have A LOT of power and at that point wouldn't it be too late?

If it even IS real, but I doubt it.
User avatar #58 - lordscooby (08/31/2013) [-]
i have nothing against a one world government, either. granted the only real reason i bitch about college is because i can't afford to go. you're right, there's probably not a damn thing i can do about any of the worlds problems. and i can't think of anything witty or clever to say to back up my words. but i still think that the intentional manipulation of the media and government legislations in pursuit of selfish goals is wrong. if i see people doing something wrong, i can't just sit back and let it happen. if all i can do is type words about it, then that makes me feel like i'm standing up for something noble and just. but other than that, i agree with you, and will gladly accept that pint sir
User avatar #46 - lordscooby (08/31/2013) [-]
no seriously i forgot nobody would care. going back to the funnies
#24 - good thing they had that camera their that man might have been… 08/31/2013 on homemade electric bass guitar -3
#13 - Well I never thought of that.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2013 on NOPE +1
#24 - anon (08/31/2013) [-]
How is that gif related?
User avatar #53 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (08/31/2013) [-]
Does it have to be? Maybe I just wanted to use it.
#12 - I was in fourth grade and my mom taught 7th grade at the same … 08/31/2013 on NOPE +4
#32 - My wife and I had sex in the gulf of mexico this summer. Nothi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2013 on Wumbology 0
User avatar #83 - thedancingfool (08/31/2013) [-]
No problems with having sex there. Only a problem when you are in Texas. Things are...different there.
#65 - I know. I'm having the same problem. The one in the bottom lef… 08/31/2013 on Holes or Bowls? +6
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#59 - Where I used to work, the policy was the company reserved the … 08/30/2013 on Free meal 0
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