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Awesomenessniss

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Steam Profile: Pez421
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Minecraft, TF2, Assassin's Creed, Just Cause 2, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda etc. Praise the Sun!
X-box Gamertag: Requiexat
Interests: Stuff
Date Signed Up:12/05/2009
Location:Probably somewhere
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#4588
Comment Ranking:#787
Highest Content Rank:#578
Highest Comment Rank:#297
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Content Level Progress: 20.7% (207/1000)
Level 234 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 33.2% (332/1000)
Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 333 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:8
Content Views:1375526
Times Content Favorited:2716 times
Total Comments Made:7303
FJ Points:15862
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latest user's comments

#27 - Hell yeah, time for the hustle and the bustle! 04/20/2015 on i love you Sofia. 0
#60 - Archaeologists do it in the dirt. 04/19/2015 on Some Random Archaeology... +1
#118 - Picture 04/19/2015 on perfect 0
#11 - Picture 04/18/2015 on PARTY / RADIOSHOW +1
#27 - Who's to say this isn't the first admin, spooky scary. Anyway … 04/18/2015 on silly admin poll 0
#7 - Nice of him to let his friend make use of his built in laser sights. 04/18/2015 on 20$ +3
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2015 on Hot Yoga Fire +1
#6 - thecrowstorm (04/18/2015) [-]
#43 - I know, I was busting his balls for ***** . 04/18/2015 on Nursery rhymes -3
#39 - No  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Nursery rhymes -4
#41 - Mr Unsmiley (04/18/2015) [-]
It was a play on words, moron.
#43 - Awesomenessniss (04/18/2015) [-]
I know, I was busting his balls for shits.
#37 - It is if you don't know how to spell since the idea of somethi…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Nursery rhymes -5
User avatar #38 - daringdestiny (04/18/2015) [-]
So that's a yes
#39 - Awesomenessniss (04/18/2015) [-]
No
#41 - Mr Unsmiley (04/18/2015) [-]
It was a play on words, moron.
#43 - Awesomenessniss (04/18/2015) [-]
I know, I was busting his balls for shits.
#3 - Picture 04/17/2015 on Cool Samurai Shit 0
#15 - Actually i worked under Dr. Hugh Mounds  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Cant touch this +5
User avatar #18 - warlockrichard (04/17/2015) [-]
Nice I heard he has that one assistant post grad D. Duke
#11 - Trust me I'm a scientist, I studied boobs at the University of…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Cant touch this +11
User avatar #13 - warlockrichard (04/17/2015) [-]
did you study under professor Tits McGee Phd
User avatar #15 - Awesomenessniss (04/17/2015) [-]
Actually i worked under Dr. Hugh Mounds
User avatar #18 - warlockrichard (04/17/2015) [-]
Nice I heard he has that one assistant post grad D. Duke
#17 - Like the other guy said, big cannon falls of the wall, gets cr… 04/17/2015 on Nursery rhymes +1
#2 - And by 'ice fields' you mean to say Lake Baikal right? 04/17/2015 on Ice Fields 0
#6 - Humpty Dumpty is about a cannon.  [+] (11 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Nursery rhymes +42
User avatar #36 - daringdestiny (04/17/2015) [-]
Is that canon?
User avatar #37 - Awesomenessniss (04/17/2015) [-]
It is if you don't know how to spell since the idea of something being 'canon' is a literary/narrative trope.
User avatar #38 - daringdestiny (04/18/2015) [-]
So that's a yes
#39 - Awesomenessniss (04/18/2015) [-]
No
#41 - Mr Unsmiley (04/18/2015) [-]
It was a play on words, moron.
#43 - Awesomenessniss (04/18/2015) [-]
I know, I was busting his balls for shits.
#31 - anonymous (04/17/2015) [-]
No one knows what the hell Humpty Dumpty is about.
#14 - narratorguy (04/17/2015) [-]
#34 - noschool (04/17/2015) [-]
From 1996 the website of the Colchester tourist board attributed the origin of the rhyme to a cannon recorded as used from the church of St Mary-at-the-Wall by the Royalist defenders in the siege of 1648. In 1648 Colchester was a walled town with a castle and several churches and was protected by the city wall. The story given was that a large cannon, which the website claimed was colloquially called Humpty Dumpty, was strategically placed on the wall. A shot from a Parliamentary cannon succeeded in damaging the wall beneath Humpty Dumpty which caused the cannon to tumble to the ground. The Royalists, or Cavaliers, "all the King's men", attempted to raise Humpty Dumpty on to another part of the wall, but because the cannon was so heavy "All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again".

according to wikipedia
User avatar #17 - Awesomenessniss (04/17/2015) [-]
Like the other guy said, big cannon falls of the wall, gets cracked, can't be, mended. I don't have any of the finer details.
User avatar #16 - inzix (04/17/2015) [-]
there is something about that cannon fell down the castle-walls, and it broke and they couldn't fix it, but ive hear there is so much more about this that i can't remember.
#62 - Picture 04/17/2015 on Cringe #31 - My Little Pony 0
#25 - Only one set of rules, which governs us all... Getti… 04/17/2015 on huh. +2
#156 - Him, and no I didn't. Dogmeat is love, Dogmeat is life. 04/16/2015 on Sky eyes +1
#106 - I can see almost everything.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2015 on Sky eyes +2
#152 - zetsuboukamina (04/16/2015) [-]
Did you find her near a minefield?
User avatar #156 - Awesomenessniss (04/16/2015) [-]
Him, and no I didn't. Dogmeat is love, Dogmeat is life.
#112 - Also the circles that show up to the left of the level progres… 04/16/2015 on Layout (You can turn it off) 0
#109 - I'm going to turn it off but i took a look at it first and if …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2015 on Layout (You can turn it off) 0
#112 - Awesomenessniss (04/16/2015) [-]
Also the circles that show up to the left of the level progress bar either don't show up or are cut off like in the screenshot.
#15 - Had no idea that Billy Joel was Japanese. 04/16/2015 on Faces +2
#233 - **Awesomenessniss used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **Awesomen… 04/16/2015 on Contest (Assassin's creed... 0
#232 - Comment deleted 04/16/2015 on Contest (Assassin's creed... 0

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Total unique items point value: 2253572 / Total items point value: 15921455
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#140 - programmer (03/25/2015) [-]
You received NOTHING!
You received NOTHING!
#134 - kingdufbeer (12/11/2014) [-]
WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE DRAGONS?
User avatar #135 to #134 - Awesomenessniss (12/11/2014) [-]
Wh-what?
User avatar #136 to #135 - kingdufbeer (12/11/2014) [-]
Your items, they are rare as **** , how come?
User avatar #137 to #136 - Awesomenessniss (12/11/2014) [-]
Ah, my rarest items came from chests.
User avatar #130 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
User avatar #131 to #130 - Awesomenessniss (09/24/2014) [-]
You to courteous internet stranger.
User avatar #132 to #131 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend.
User avatar #129 - indonesia (09/22/2014) [-]
you actually can do something productive today.

how it feels like after 5 years can't get out from here?
User avatar #128 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Would you sell your white widow cannabis?
User avatar #123 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
please sell me that puppet fiend
User avatar #124 to #123 - Awesomenessniss (07/26/2014) [-]
I will not.
User avatar #125 to #124 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
why?
User avatar #126 to #125 - Awesomenessniss (07/26/2014) [-]
As a vary lax items collector i keep what I can and keep item count at the top of my mind.
User avatar #127 to #126 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
Sure
User avatar #122 - ied (07/21/2014) [-]
can i buy those emeral recipes?
User avatar #114 - ied (06/30/2014) [-]
sell me your rits please
User avatar #116 to #115 - ied (06/30/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #113 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #111 - donor ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
Would you sell your radioactive badges?
I need 68k more for the lvl6
User avatar #112 to #111 - Awesomenessniss (06/13/2014) [-]
I am currently unable to do item stuff as I cannot currently accss the internet on my computer, sorry.
User avatar #117 to #112 - donor ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
and now?
34k to go
User avatar #118 to #117 - Awesomenessniss (06/30/2014) [-]
Fine you stalker.
User avatar #119 to #118 - donor ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
what would you want for them?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Awesomenessniss (06/30/2014) [-]
Couldn't care less, just leave one of each kind for count purposes.
User avatar #121 to #120 - donor ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
ty
#108 - donor ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Are you selling this?
User avatar #110 to #109 - donor ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
ok thanks anyway
User avatar #104 - iedd (05/29/2014) [-]
can i buy imp geara
User avatar #106 to #105 - iedd (05/29/2014) [-]
what are you collecting?
i want all of them
User avatar #107 to #106 - Awesomenessniss (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm not collecting anything, if you want all of them go elsewhere.
#103 - kokanum (05/17/2014) [-]
hiiii
hiiii
User avatar #92 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #94 to #93 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
been a loooong time
User avatar #95 to #94 - Awesomenessniss (04/30/2014) [-]
Is that so?
User avatar #96 to #95 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
good number of months and a new account
User avatar #97 to #96 - Awesomenessniss (04/30/2014) [-]
And in a previous incarnation you were ___?
User avatar #100 to #99 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
nostalgia?
User avatar #91 - thumbtack (04/15/2014) [-]
check your trades
User avatar #89 - acarter (03/22/2014) [-]
anything you would want for that?
User avatar #90 to #89 - Awesomenessniss (03/22/2014) [-]
Not particularly, no.
User avatar #86 - SumoWamm (03/13/2014) [-]
I'll sell more for 800 fj badges each. Take your time if you're interested, I have 20+ spare weed i'm selling, i'll try and keep ones you don't have.
User avatar #87 to #86 - Awesomenessniss (03/13/2014) [-]
i still play fairly casually, but thanks for the offer.
User avatar #88 to #87 - SumoWamm (03/13/2014) [-]
okie
User avatar #84 - bitchyouabitch (03/13/2014) [-]
hey would you sell cinderella or white widow?
User avatar #85 to #84 - Awesomenessniss (03/13/2014) [-]
mmmmm, no.
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