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Video Games Played: Skyrim, Minecraft, TF2, Assassin's Creed, Just Cause 2, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda etc. Praise the Sun!
X-box Gamertag: thisisferr
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Date Signed Up:12/05/2009
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#16 - They make very catchy songs, but they suck in their core, that… 04/13/2014 on Insert Shame Here 0
#13 - A more complex and structured society was unable to be created…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/13/2014 on All facts are now... +10
User avatar #64 - adolfsatan (04/14/2014) [-]
Suddenly, Detroit.
#55 - schnizel (04/14/2014) [-]
Daily reminder
User avatar #52 - schnizel (04/14/2014) [-]
Wrong, MesoAmerica was worse than Africa.
Africa is good the niggers are bad.
User avatar #15 - avocadoXD (04/13/2014) [-]
neat. imma write that down
User avatar #16 - Awesomenessniss (04/13/2014) [-]
Huh, okay. I hate to break this to you but your profile picture is actually a pear.
User avatar #17 - avocadoXD (04/13/2014) [-]
Well this is unsettling news
#18 - Awesomenessniss (04/13/2014) [-]
It'll be okay.
User avatar #19 - avocadoXD (04/13/2014) [-]
I return anew
#6 - I believe in the possibility of some sort of more powerful bei… 04/13/2014 on Oh god, what has the... 0
#4 - There is a huge grey zone with numerous unnamed identities, I …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Oh god, what has the... +1
#5 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
But do you, or do you not actively believe in a deity? The simplified versions are:
Gnostic Theist - belief in a God because you know he exists.
Agnostic Theist - faith in a God without knowing
Agnostic Athiest - no belief in a God
Gnostic Athiest - no belief in a God because you know there is none.

Of these the only ones that are actually logically valid are Agnostic Thesit and Agnostic Athiest. Because if you 'know' there is a God then you no longer have Faith, and if you 'know' there is no God then you somehow have proof of an untestable hypothesis and have therefore deviated from scientific theory. Since both of the acceptable terms have agnostic as part of their description, the term alone isn't very helpful.
User avatar #6 - Awesomenessniss (04/13/2014) [-]
I believe in the possibility of some sort of more powerful being, deity or not I don't know. I also however do believe that there are valuable lessons to be learned about morality through religion.
#31 - Sit the **** down, this is the ****** …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Shades of usernames +5
#33 - greyblade (04/13/2014) [-]
wow. trumped him morally and on a scale of blueness. well played.
User avatar #32 - patwed (04/13/2014) [-]
I bow to you
User avatar #55 - greendaynimrod (04/14/2014) [-]
wait i'm blue too i just thought it meant i was sexy or something
#101 - thewarlord (04/14/2014) [-]
dem blue names.
makes all the newbies like...
#2 - I may be Agnostic but I think that people who treat Pastafaria…  [+] (15 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Oh god, what has the... +29
User avatar #25 - theintercourser (04/14/2014) [-]
Why?They do the same thing other religions do just different god.rAmen
User avatar #27 - Awesomenessniss (04/14/2014) [-]
Because they are saying that what those religions do is bad while at the same time try to reap those same benefits for themselves. Forgive my play on words but they really don't care to practice what they preach.
User avatar #28 - theintercourser (04/14/2014) [-]
Is see what you're saying but they are trying to proove a point.The point being nothing as idiotic as religion should be allowed in society.
User avatar #29 - Awesomenessniss (04/14/2014) [-]
I believe in the society where no person can feel any shame or resentment for believing in whatever they want to believe in so long as they don't force it onto others. If they really don't like it then maybe they should stop reflecting what they are against so much.
User avatar #30 - theintercourser (04/14/2014) [-]
Agreed, but there will not be a time in our lives where religion doesn't try to push its self upon others
User avatar #31 - Awesomenessniss (04/14/2014) [-]
I have certainly accepted that possibility, but that does not mean I will accept groups trying to force their fake pseudo-religion as some sort of aggresive satire.
#21 - atomschlumpf (04/13/2014) [-]
But....that's the whole point. It's to show how retarded it is how much religion is part of the everyday business. I guess by it being a official religion they now can do stuff like the guy who got the pasta strainer as a religious headgear on his drivers license. It wants to show how pointless that stuff is and unecessary for example on official documents by proving that even something as retarded as Pastafrianism passes as a religion.

Though it really is somewhat overdone to 'rejoice' at something like this
User avatar #22 - Awesomenessniss (04/13/2014) [-]
That's the point, they have really overdone it, demanding the rights of an organized religion to oppose giving rights to an organized religion, that is just stupid.
#23 - atomschlumpf (04/13/2014) [-]
Well...if you put it that way....
#19 - rhodesgirl (04/13/2014) [-]
I cannot tell you how many times I have told someone that I'm agnostic, and they get that retarded look on their face because they have no idea what I'm talking about.
#3 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
Agnostic what? By itself Agnostic means nothing.
User avatar #7 - helpmedudes (04/13/2014) [-]
Thomas Jefferson was a famous Agnostic.
User avatar #4 - Awesomenessniss (04/13/2014) [-]
There is a huge grey zone with numerous unnamed identities, I find myself in that area and use "agnostic" for lack of a better word.
#5 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
But do you, or do you not actively believe in a deity? The simplified versions are:
Gnostic Theist - belief in a God because you know he exists.
Agnostic Theist - faith in a God without knowing
Agnostic Athiest - no belief in a God
Gnostic Athiest - no belief in a God because you know there is none.

Of these the only ones that are actually logically valid are Agnostic Thesit and Agnostic Athiest. Because if you 'know' there is a God then you no longer have Faith, and if you 'know' there is no God then you somehow have proof of an untestable hypothesis and have therefore deviated from scientific theory. Since both of the acceptable terms have agnostic as part of their description, the term alone isn't very helpful.
User avatar #6 - Awesomenessniss (04/13/2014) [-]
I believe in the possibility of some sort of more powerful being, deity or not I don't know. I also however do believe that there are valuable lessons to be learned about morality through religion.
#6 - Chim Chim, no! 04/13/2014 on Best car alarm +1
#3 - The Dark Brotherhood recruitment process sure is a lot nicer now.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/13/2014 on choose Mrs. Lady +658
#12 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
Which raises a question, i hope someone can answer, one thing ive never known, does anyone know which of the 3 people in Skyrim was the one you were supposed to kill when joining the DB?
#52 - maximusboy (04/14/2014) [-]
I believe it is astrid. Even though killing astrid causes you to fail the quest and begin the questline to destroy the dark brotherhood, when you kill her she says "...Well....done.".
User avatar #111 - TittyCinnamon (04/14/2014) [-]
i wanna say she only says that when you kill her because she is an assassin for the dark brotherhood and maybe killing one of them is no easy feat? probably not though, but i remember looking up this part and i don't think there is any one right answer. i think the people she has you murder are all guilty of something one way or another.
User avatar #84 - HAMMATIMEZ (04/14/2014) [-]
Yeah Astrid is the one that most likely has the contract for her life, imo.
It could also be the Khajiit. I found this thing somewhere ''Vasha, the Khajit, describes himself as a murderer, a rapist, and a thief. If you kill him, Astrid remarks that he was the obvious choice"

Though none of them could have the contract, or all of them could.
#122 - anonymous (04/14/2014) [-]
None of them really. She's simply testing your ability to kill and follow orders. When killing one (no matter which) she doesn't state wrong or right, and if you kill all she coment how you killed everyone to be 100% sure.
So really the whole purpose is to find out if you''re able to kill in cold blood without evidence of the person you killed doing anything wrong; ie your ability to kill on comand.
User avatar #34 - lolollo (04/14/2014) [-]
Either one. Hell, she'll absolutely love you if you kill all of them...
#20 - anonymous (04/13/2014) [-]
You kill them all, astrid gives you high praise

The woman is the one who did it btw
User avatar #14 - Awesomenessniss (04/13/2014) [-]
You pass no matter who you kill, except if you kill Astrid, then you fail the quest.
User avatar #13 - luckyshotdk (04/13/2014) [-]
Just kill all of them, the only way to be sure.
#186 - No it isn't, in this context it is a proper noun.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2014 on Lookalike Contest Results 0
#187 - sry (04/13/2014) [-]
oh
#184 - Last time I checked Pat's name wasn't "sry"!  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Lookalike Contest Results +1
#185 - sry (04/13/2014) [-]
Last time I checked Awesomenessniss wasnt a word!
User avatar #186 - Awesomenessniss (04/13/2014) [-]
No it isn't, in this context it is a proper noun.
#187 - sry (04/13/2014) [-]
oh
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HAHA! YOU DON'T HAVE MI-

Okay, what is this tomfuckery? I want my fucking erection back, and I want it now!
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#134 - kingdufbeer (12/11/2014) [-]
WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE DRAGONS?
User avatar #135 to #134 - Awesomenessniss (12/11/2014) [-]
Wh-what?
User avatar #136 to #135 - kingdufbeer (12/11/2014) [-]
Your items, they are rare as **** , how come?
User avatar #137 to #136 - Awesomenessniss (12/11/2014) [-]
Ah, my rarest items came from chests.
User avatar #130 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
User avatar #131 to #130 - Awesomenessniss (09/24/2014) [-]
You to courteous internet stranger.
User avatar #132 to #131 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend.
User avatar #129 - indonesia (09/22/2014) [-]
you actually can do something productive today.

how it feels like after 5 years can't get out from here?
User avatar #128 - chokinandtokin (09/13/2014) [-]
Would you sell your white widow cannabis?
User avatar #123 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
please sell me that puppet fiend
User avatar #124 to #123 - Awesomenessniss (07/26/2014) [-]
I will not.
User avatar #125 to #124 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
why?
User avatar #126 to #125 - Awesomenessniss (07/26/2014) [-]
As a vary lax items collector i keep what I can and keep item count at the top of my mind.
User avatar #127 to #126 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
Sure
User avatar #122 - ied (07/21/2014) [-]
can i buy those emeral recipes?
User avatar #114 - ied (06/30/2014) [-]
sell me your rits please
User avatar #116 to #115 - ied (06/30/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #111 - donor (06/11/2014) [-]
Would you sell your radioactive badges?
I need 68k more for the lvl6
User avatar #112 to #111 - Awesomenessniss (06/13/2014) [-]
I am currently unable to do item stuff as I cannot currently accss the internet on my computer, sorry.
User avatar #117 to #112 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
and now?
34k to go
User avatar #118 to #117 - Awesomenessniss (06/30/2014) [-]
Fine you stalker.
User avatar #119 to #118 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
what would you want for them?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Awesomenessniss (06/30/2014) [-]
Couldn't care less, just leave one of each kind for count purposes.
User avatar #121 to #120 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
ty
#108 - donor (05/31/2014) [-]
Are you selling this?
User avatar #110 to #109 - donor (05/31/2014) [-]
ok thanks anyway
User avatar #104 - iedd (05/29/2014) [-]
can i buy imp geara
User avatar #106 to #105 - iedd (05/29/2014) [-]
what are you collecting?
i want all of them
User avatar #107 to #106 - Awesomenessniss (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm not collecting anything, if you want all of them go elsewhere.
#103 - kokanum (05/17/2014) [-]
hiiii
hiiii
User avatar #92 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #94 to #93 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
been a loooong time
User avatar #95 to #94 - Awesomenessniss (04/30/2014) [-]
Is that so?
User avatar #96 to #95 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
good number of months and a new account
User avatar #97 to #96 - Awesomenessniss (04/30/2014) [-]
And in a previous incarnation you were ___?
User avatar #100 to #99 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
nostalgia?
User avatar #91 - thumbtack (04/15/2014) [-]
check your trades
User avatar #89 - acarter (03/22/2014) [-]
anything you would want for that?
User avatar #90 to #89 - Awesomenessniss (03/22/2014) [-]
Not particularly, no.
User avatar #86 - SumoWamm ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
I'll sell more for 800 fj badges each. Take your time if you're interested, I have 20+ spare weed i'm selling, i'll try and keep ones you don't have.
User avatar #87 to #86 - Awesomenessniss (03/13/2014) [-]
i still play fairly casually, but thanks for the offer.
User avatar #88 to #87 - SumoWamm ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
okie
User avatar #84 - bitchyouabitch (03/13/2014) [-]
hey would you sell cinderella or white widow?
User avatar #85 to #84 - Awesomenessniss (03/13/2014) [-]
mmmmm, no.
User avatar #78 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
please sell me the ampserdam pride
User avatar #80 to #78 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
amsterdam*
User avatar #81 to #79 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
thanks pal, have been looking for it for a bit
User avatar #82 to #81 - Awesomenessniss (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm nothing if not just.
User avatar #83 to #82 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
Yeah.... that
User avatar #69 - SumoWamm ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
You selling that sunshine skunk?
User avatar #71 to #70 - SumoWamm ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]

Fine, do you know anyone with royal cali skunk or amsterdam pride?
User avatar #72 to #71 - Awesomenessniss (03/04/2014) [-]
I don't
User avatar #73 to #72 - SumoWamm ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Well, **** , I guess i'll be leaving now.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Awesomenessniss (03/04/2014) [-]
You do that
User avatar #75 to #74 - SumoWamm ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Do you not like me or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - Awesomenessniss (03/04/2014) [-]
You have wrongly recognized my apathy, I simply don't care.
User avatar #77 to #76 - SumoWamm ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh.....
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