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#56 - I don't text, most of my friends have ended up at different un… 07/16/2014 on Do you have friends IRL? 0
#47 - ... The original German fairy tale.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2014 on No fuck off +4
User avatar #55 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for not knowing about the origins of Disney films you fucking faggot cunt
User avatar #59 - Awesomenessniss (07/16/2014) [-]
They are Grimm Brothers fairy tales, it is common knowledge that that is their source.
User avatar #56 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/16/2014) [-]
looks like they removed the filters
#43 - Gee, thanks for recapping the content in this thread. sarcasm  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on No fuck off -2
User avatar #44 - deathspawn (07/15/2014) [-]
Bitte schön my friend
#4 - What an uncreative cartoonist. 07/15/2014 on Society +1
#39 - Hell if I should know, I've never been in a coma and gave birth. 07/15/2014 on No fuck off +2
#207 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Addy Avatar +2
#2 - I've farmed too much, I know exactly which hollow this is.  [+] (14 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Super models be like... +6
#27 - intexuz (07/16/2014) [-]
i played like 40h and i know where it is
User avatar #22 - Cobaltsushi (07/16/2014) [-]
How couldnt you? its one of the first enemies you face
User avatar #8 - meganinja (07/16/2014) [-]
I have only 110 hours in Dark Souls and I know where that is.
#3 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/15/2014) [-]
isn't it one of the ones near the bridge to get to Andre
User avatar #5 - easternigguh (07/16/2014) [-]
Its the one infront of the church in undead parish, directly behind that one is another crossbow wielding one
I've spent 500+ hours on dark souls
#44 - gisuar (07/16/2014) [-]
but it isn't on it's spawn point or it is the one behind that corner coming from andre/out of the church
#36 - ohemgeezus (07/16/2014) [-]
no it's not. This is the hollow to the side, furthest one away from the crossbow guy
User avatar #37 - easternigguh (07/16/2014) [-]
Nope, another sword guy stands diagonally infront of him, so he's actually closer to the crossbow guy
#38 - ohemgeezus (07/16/2014) [-]
no, I mean this is the hollow that's off to the side, he'd be standing where the red circle is, in the content, in the upper right hand corner you can see the stairs. The hollow you're talking about stand more towards the crossbowman so that angle couldn't be achieved
User avatar #40 - easternigguh (07/16/2014) [-]
It's kinda obvious that he baited one hollow to stand there so it could be either one
Why are you not two handing your zweihänder, are you some kind of casul?
#41 - ohemgeezus (07/16/2014) [-]
That's not me friend, I play naked and certainly don't wear shitty leather. I just quickly found a pic to show the layout of the content.
#9 - Awesomenessniss (07/16/2014) [-]
A winnar is you
#10 - easternigguh (07/16/2014) [-]
SENATOR ARMSTRONG
PLAYS COLLEGE BALL
#6 - xxhadesflamesxx (07/16/2014) [-]
hah I knew I was right
#29 - It was a simpler time.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on No fuck off 0
User avatar #30 - heartlessrobot (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah. Now it's people that wanna rape the unicorns. I'm looking at you, bronys.
#84 - Nope, it's just a squishy, squishy, snake. 07/15/2014 on Oh Hai! 0
#75 - Picture 07/15/2014 on Ok Buddy Man +1
#74 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2014 on Ok Buddy Man 0
#80 - psychoticcaleb (07/15/2014) [-]
#303 - Temporary word filters. 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
#3 - Sleeping Beauty wasn't awakened by true love's kiss, she was r…  [+] (25 new replies) 07/15/2014 on No fuck off +216
User avatar #65 - inivican (07/16/2014) [-]
You just raped my childhood.
#67 - Awesomenessniss (07/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - inivican (07/16/2014) [-]
Tho art forgiven because of glorious .gif
#46 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/15/2014) [-]
lol sauce?
#63 - morbidcodmast (07/16/2014) [-]
she is so goddamned beautiful...
#70 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/16/2014) [-]
amber heard
#47 - Awesomenessniss (07/16/2014) [-]
... The original German fairy tale.
User avatar #55 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm sorry for not knowing about the origins of Disney films you fucking faggot cunt
User avatar #59 - Awesomenessniss (07/16/2014) [-]
They are Grimm Brothers fairy tales, it is common knowledge that that is their source.
User avatar #56 - becauseoprahsaidso (07/16/2014) [-]
looks like they removed the filters
User avatar #42 - deathspawn (07/15/2014) [-]
In the original sleeping beauty, the lovely princess is put to sleep when she pricks her finger on a spindle. She sleeps for one hundred years when a prince finally arrives, kisses her, and awakens her. They fall in love, marry, and (surprise surprise) live happily ever after. But alas, the original tale is not so sweet (in fact, you have to read this to believe it.) In the original, the young woman is put to sleep because of a prophesy, rather than a curse. And it isn’t the kiss of a prince which wakes her up: the king seeing her asleep, and rather fancying having a bit, rapes her. After nine months she gives birth to two children (while she is still asleep). One of the children sucks her finger which removes the piece of flax which was keeping her asleep. She wakes up to find herself raped and the mother of two kids.
listverse.com/2009/01/06/9-gruesome-fairy-tale-origins/
#71 - whichever (07/16/2014) [-]
the kid who sucked it out died right
User avatar #43 - Awesomenessniss (07/15/2014) [-]
Gee, thanks for recapping the content in this thread. sarcasm
User avatar #44 - deathspawn (07/15/2014) [-]
Bitte schön my friend
#38 - mrbongo (07/15/2014) [-]
how does a person in a coma give birth.
User avatar #39 - Awesomenessniss (07/15/2014) [-]
Hell if I should know, I've never been in a coma and gave birth.
#37 - rubberdukie (07/15/2014) [-]
She gave birth and the kid suck out the poison from her finger as far as I`m concerned
User avatar #28 - heartlessrobot (07/15/2014) [-]
And unicorns killed parents/guardians with their horn and then raped whatever small child the parent was guarding. Or they'd just rape a child if they found it wandering without a parent.
User avatar #29 - Awesomenessniss (07/15/2014) [-]
It was a simpler time.
User avatar #30 - heartlessrobot (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah. Now it's people that wanna rape the unicorns. I'm looking at you, bronys.
#14 - marikthegunslinger (07/15/2014) [-]
And people ask why I prefer Disney versions...
#11 - angelious (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah but thats not what the kids in our generation grew up with...you know.the kids who watched disney...and that is not how the disney story played out
User avatar #6 - wumbido (07/15/2014) [-]
*old stories were awesome
User avatar #10 - sadaurkar (07/15/2014) [-]
Brutally awesome
User avatar #31 - imofcnotharveydent (07/15/2014) [-]
well zeus put his dick in everything, much like norse mythology I.E. Loke . Mankind have a brutal fantasy
#2 - Hello  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Oh Hai! +61
#76 - freemonkeyballs (07/15/2014) [-]
I though that was a shoe that made was too look like a snake.
User avatar #84 - Awesomenessniss (07/15/2014) [-]
Nope, it's just a squishy, squishy, snake.
User avatar #19 - arziben (07/15/2014) [-]
tongue dispenser
User avatar #8 - necrojaxx (07/15/2014) [-]
*squishie*
User avatar #7 - poutinesalad (07/15/2014) [-]
holy digestive end product, i thought that was a high heel shoe at first glance until the tongue flicked out.
#22 - spiderkid (07/15/2014) [-]
Not only did I think that the finger was a high heel, but I thought the snake was a dick.... help me
#290 - Dark Souls 2 and Goat Simulator What the actual inten…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2014 on This will be interesting 0
User avatar #302 - braindeadmetalhead (07/15/2014) [-]
'scuse me, kind sir, but can you explain to me this "bodylove" mumbo jumbo. I think i may've missed a memo.
User avatar #303 - Awesomenessniss (07/15/2014) [-]
Temporary word filters.
#26 - Have you really run out of comments to post as content for you… 07/15/2014 on well, I'm a fucking retard 0
#31 - And I assume you use you're phoenixes as a delicious spice? 07/15/2014 on Ok Buddy Man 0
#17 - ok budman  [+] (7 new replies) 07/14/2014 on Ok Buddy Man +5
#71 - themilkisdead (07/15/2014) [-]
Two Best Friends is the best!
#75 - Awesomenessniss (07/15/2014) [-]
#53 - psychoticcaleb (07/15/2014) [-]
#74 - Awesomenessniss (07/15/2014) [-]
#80 - psychoticcaleb (07/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #30 - phoenix grinder (07/15/2014) [-]
cool name. it smacks of Awesomitis

man
User avatar #31 - Awesomenessniss (07/15/2014) [-]
And I assume you use you're phoenixes as a delicious spice?
#466 - TittySprinkles 07/14/2014 on Rename Anonymous! 0
#216 - Yes Athens did get involved in the Delian league solely for th…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2014 on wut 0
#217 - greenwithenvy (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah then they ostracized the dude who got them to make the navy that saved their ass, Athen's ego got way too big
#214 - I'm referring to how a Hoplite army was the mark of an aristoc…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2014 on wut 0
#215 - greenwithenvy (07/14/2014) [-]
yes, they bullied other city-states to be their slave force if they couldn't pay up the annual "fine" of being part of their "union" tbh Athens deserved to burn
User avatar #216 - Awesomenessniss (07/14/2014) [-]
Yes Athens did get involved in the Delian league solely for their own advantage. And they didn't take it well when other city-states didn't see things as they did, just like with Melos, they were stuck in the past and look where it got them.
#217 - greenwithenvy (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah then they ostracized the dude who got them to make the navy that saved their ass, Athen's ego got way too big
#3 - Picture 07/13/2014 on Mirror mirror in the wall... +6
#151 - Picture 07/13/2014 on whats your pokemon type 0
#73 - Mycenaean Greek was based off of Minoan Greek which was based …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2014 on wut 0
#213 - greenwithenvy (07/14/2014) [-]
It allowed them to develop a Navy because a crazy bastard convinced the people that in 2 years they would be invaded by intense bodylovetons of Persians, 3 years later they came and got navy-intense bodyloveed.
User avatar #214 - Awesomenessniss (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm referring to how a Hoplite army was the mark of an aristocratically ruled society due to its voluntary nature and cost of participation, while a navy required a large number of low-skilled men who could be hired as a professional army. None of the other Greek city-states were able to do this which made Athens such a formidable force in its prime.
#215 - greenwithenvy (07/14/2014) [-]
yes, they bullied other city-states to be their slave force if they couldn't pay up the annual "fine" of being part of their "union" tbh Athens deserved to burn
User avatar #216 - Awesomenessniss (07/14/2014) [-]
Yes Athens did get involved in the Delian league solely for their own advantage. And they didn't take it well when other city-states didn't see things as they did, just like with Melos, they were stuck in the past and look where it got them.
#217 - greenwithenvy (07/14/2014) [-]
yeah then they ostracized the dude who got them to make the navy that saved their ass, Athen's ego got way too big
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User avatar #123 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
please sell me that puppet fiend
User avatar #124 to #123 - Awesomenessniss (07/26/2014) [-]
I will not.
User avatar #125 to #124 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
why?
User avatar #126 to #125 - Awesomenessniss (07/26/2014) [-]
As a vary lax items collector i keep what I can and keep item count at the top of my mind.
User avatar #127 to #126 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
Sure
User avatar #122 - ied (07/21/2014) [-]
can i buy those emeral recipes?
User avatar #114 - ied (06/30/2014) [-]
sell me your rits please
User avatar #116 to #115 - ied (06/30/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #113 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #111 - donor (06/11/2014) [-]
Would you sell your radioactive badges?
I need 68k more for the lvl6
User avatar #112 to #111 - Awesomenessniss (06/13/2014) [-]
I am currently unable to do item stuff as I cannot currently accss the internet on my computer, sorry.
User avatar #117 to #112 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
and now?
34k to go
User avatar #118 to #117 - Awesomenessniss (06/30/2014) [-]
Fine you stalker.
User avatar #119 to #118 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
what would you want for them?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Awesomenessniss (06/30/2014) [-]
Couldn't care less, just leave one of each kind for count purposes.
User avatar #121 to #120 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
ty
#108 - donor (05/31/2014) [-]
Are you selling this?
User avatar #110 to #109 - donor (05/31/2014) [-]
ok thanks anyway
User avatar #104 - iedd (05/29/2014) [-]
can i buy imp geara
User avatar #106 to #105 - iedd (05/29/2014) [-]
what are you collecting?
i want all of them
User avatar #107 to #106 - Awesomenessniss (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm not collecting anything, if you want all of them go elsewhere.
#103 - kokanum ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
hiiii
hiiii
User avatar #92 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #94 to #93 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
been a loooong time
User avatar #95 to #94 - Awesomenessniss (04/30/2014) [-]
Is that so?
User avatar #96 to #95 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
good number of months and a new account
User avatar #97 to #96 - Awesomenessniss (04/30/2014) [-]
And in a previous incarnation you were ___?
User avatar #100 to #99 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
nostalgia?
User avatar #91 - thumbtack (04/15/2014) [-]
check your trades
User avatar #89 - acarter (03/22/2014) [-]
anything you would want for that?
User avatar #90 to #89 - Awesomenessniss (03/22/2014) [-]
Not particularly, no.
User avatar #86 - SumoWamm (03/13/2014) [-]
I'll sell more for 800 fj badges each. Take your time if you're interested, I have 20+ spare weed i'm selling, i'll try and keep ones you don't have.
User avatar #87 to #86 - Awesomenessniss (03/13/2014) [-]
i still play fairly casually, but thanks for the offer.
User avatar #88 to #87 - SumoWamm (03/13/2014) [-]
okie
User avatar #84 - bitchyouabitch (03/13/2014) [-]
hey would you sell cinderella or white widow?
User avatar #85 to #84 - Awesomenessniss (03/13/2014) [-]
mmmmm, no.
User avatar #78 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
please sell me the ampserdam pride
User avatar #80 to #78 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
amsterdam*
User avatar #81 to #79 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
thanks pal, have been looking for it for a bit
User avatar #82 to #81 - Awesomenessniss (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm nothing if not just.
User avatar #83 to #82 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
Yeah.... that
User avatar #69 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
You selling that sunshine skunk?
User avatar #71 to #70 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]

Fine, do you know anyone with royal cali skunk or amsterdam pride?
User avatar #72 to #71 - Awesomenessniss (03/04/2014) [-]
I don't
User avatar #73 to #72 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
Well, fuck, I guess i'll be leaving now.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Awesomenessniss (03/04/2014) [-]
You do that
User avatar #75 to #74 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
Do you not like me or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - Awesomenessniss (03/04/2014) [-]
You have wrongly recognized my apathy, I simply don't care.
User avatar #77 to #76 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh.....
User avatar #67 - mairon (03/02/2014) [-]
Sell me robot parts and advanced circuit boards.
User avatar #68 to #67 - Awesomenessniss (03/02/2014) [-]
I'd rather not.
User avatar #63 - acarter (02/21/2014) [-]
could i buy your chicken eggs?
User avatar #64 to #63 - Awesomenessniss (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, sure.
User avatar #65 to #64 - acarter (02/21/2014) [-]
what do you want?
User avatar #66 to #65 - Awesomenessniss (02/21/2014) [-]
Whatever
User avatar #61 - bitchyouabitch (02/16/2014) [-]
you selling puppet fiend
kitten egg
gold pixel dragon
or soul keepers
User avatar #62 to #61 - Awesomenessniss (02/16/2014) [-]
I'd sell the keepers, but the rest stays.
User avatar #48 - hornack (12/10/2013) [-]
Would you swap your cali skunk for my sour diesel?



Also are you selling dragon?
User avatar #49 to #48 - Awesomenessniss (12/10/2013) [-]
Yes, to the first, keeping dragon.
User avatar #51 to #49 - hornack (12/10/2013) [-]
Or could I buy it from you?
User avatar #52 to #51 - Awesomenessniss (12/10/2013) [-]
I would just prefer the trade. Send it whenever.
User avatar #53 to #52 - hornack (12/10/2013) [-]
Thing is I'm collecting weeds.
So if I could buy it from you that'll be great.
User avatar #54 to #53 - Awesomenessniss (12/10/2013) [-]
Alright, just whatever.
User avatar #55 to #54 - hornack (12/10/2013) [-]
Well what are you looking for?
User avatar #56 to #55 - Awesomenessniss (12/10/2013) [-]
It really doesn't matter.
User avatar #57 to #56 - hornack (12/10/2013) [-]
But would you sell it?
I can offer you some ponies or whatever.
User avatar #59 to #57 - Awesomenessniss (12/10/2013) [-]
I just got a good offer for it from someone so I'm going to go with that.
User avatar #60 to #59 - hornack (12/10/2013) [-]
That's actually from my joint.

Thank you.
User avatar #58 to #57 - Awesomenessniss (12/10/2013) [-]
Seriously just send me whatever, I don't care.
User avatar #50 to #49 - hornack (12/10/2013) [-]
Thank you!
User avatar #47 - Awesomenessniss (12/02/2013) [-]
test
test
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