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#21 - It's alright, you made the right choice. 03/29/2016 on Feysu Xudu Gutam Coksida +10
#19 - City Paper? Do you mean to tell me I can see wood splash withi… 03/28/2016 on wood splash 0
#8 - How about you say that on /k/?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/28/2016 on The escalation.... +12
#128 - sesshii (03/29/2016) [-]
#171 - wobblewub (03/29/2016) [-]
tears are flowing
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#134 - teddybearlove (03/29/2016) [-]
I don't get the chuckles like this often. Thanks for sharing this glorious pic.
#32 - ideletedmyotherone (03/29/2016) [-]
DON'T JUST STAND THERE

COME IN
#9 - So everybody jumps up and starts cheering for a bird? The ****…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2016 on Sanders is a princess 0
#11 - anon (03/27/2016) [-]
something wacky happened to their idol so of course they are going to start applauding

it's like a bunch of dogs wagging their tail and getting excited when their master falls flat on his face
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#18 - DiabloStrawhat (03/27/2016) [-]
I hope you realize that this doesn't just apply to one candidate.... I guarantee you there will be at least three "Can't Stump" contents on the front page tomorrow.
#45 - Mass extinction 03/27/2016 on Tivon Valdaidui Ubashuesec +2
#31 - Picture 03/27/2016 on Ring +72
#21 - How is that profile picture so fitting to my expectations? 03/27/2016 on Gawker interviews /pol/ +1
#30 - All the post-mortem works, meaning the History of Middle-Eart… 03/26/2016 on Lord of the Fact: Men of... 0
#26 - The thing is there is so much content that just ran through hi…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/26/2016 on Lord of the Fact: Men of... 0
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#27 - johndread (03/26/2016) [-]
Well, if it's strictly about Tolkien and his work without 3rd party interpretation I guess I'll give it a read.
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#30 - Awesomenessniss (03/26/2016) [-]
All the post-mortem works, meaning the History of Middle-Earth series, are essentially the leftover notes from Tolkien compiled and edited into narrative formats by his son Christopher.
#7 - Extra fact: Read The Lost Road and Other Writings if you're fu…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/26/2016 on Lord of the Fact: Men of... +1
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#25 - johndread (03/26/2016) [-]
What I take from reading Tolkien's biography is that he never wanted people to draw connections or comparisons (analogies) to the real world. Interpretation is always up to the reader of course, but still he disliked reading things like "The Ring War is an analogy to WW2" and stuff like that.

However, you can't help but see these similarities, in my case especially the Silmarillion. I never read more than a few sentences of the bible but that book is like a religious text. Still, I believe the whole MiddleEarth saga was just something a man who had experienced war himself and who studied linguistics wrote mainly for himself.
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#26 - Awesomenessniss (03/26/2016) [-]
The thing is there is so much content that just ran through his head throughout his career and never saw the publishing table that is available in the post-mortem works. What I'm referencing in the above posts is literal contact between our world and Tolkien's fictional world in the Lost Road while he was still trying to craft his time travel story as part of the agreement with CS Lewis. Any analogies like what you mentioned with WWII are purely from critics and not verified by either JRR or Christopher.
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#27 - johndread (03/26/2016) [-]
Well, if it's strictly about Tolkien and his work without 3rd party interpretation I guess I'll give it a read.
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#30 - Awesomenessniss (03/26/2016) [-]
All the post-mortem works, meaning the History of Middle-Earth series, are essentially the leftover notes from Tolkien compiled and edited into narrative formats by his son Christopher.
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#113 - They already know they're doomed so they want to see how deep …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2016 on Gawker`s getting desperate +1
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#118 - steamjester (03/26/2016) [-]
Unless you're Neo or another human capable of not getting mind-fucked, that's generally a bad fucking idea.
#161 - What I'm saying is that Hesiod's account is accepted in modern… 03/24/2016 on Living dangerously... 0
#150 - And you didn't even take the time to notice that I'm a totally…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2016 on Living dangerously... +2
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#159 - angelusprimus (03/24/2016) [-]
1: Oops you are right, I totally missed that. My bad.

2: There is no such thing as canon in greek mythology. First the different city states had different myths. Athenian myths were quite a bit different from myths from Crete.
Hesiod's accounts are different than Siculus'. Not to mention that Greek religion existed for over 2000 years without a central authority. Myths from 600bc were quite different from those from 100 bc. Some gods would go from major gods to minor and vice versa depending on strenght of their cult.
And in quite a few versions they do die.
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#161 - Awesomenessniss (03/24/2016) [-]
What I'm saying is that Hesiod's account is accepted in modern scholarship as being the closest interpretation of the story that would have been widely acknowledged at the time that survives today.
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#147 - You're really generalizing Greek myth with saying gods die all…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/24/2016 on Living dangerously... +2
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#151 - princessderpy (03/24/2016) [-]
neither are the asgardians in marvel.
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#149 - angelusprimus (03/24/2016) [-]
No but saying that gods don't die isn't true either.
Cronus is either killed or imprisoned in Tartarus, which is pretty much the same thing that being the afterlife. in one version of the myth he is killed by Dionysus, who then himself dies.
So no, comics are not accurate mythology. But then again being killed and coming back is not unheard of in greek mythology either.
So no matter how much you spin it, you were still wrong about saying she isn't a god of war. You were still wrong at saying gods don't die.
And now you are just splitting hairs to avoid admitting you are wrong.
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#150 - Awesomenessniss (03/24/2016) [-]
And you didn't even take the time to notice that I'm a totally different person to who you were discussing this with earlier. I never made a mention of Wonder Woman being the god of war, which for all in know in the comics she could be. And what is understood to be the absolute 'canon' of these events in the Greek mythology is what is written in Hesiod's Theogony. And gods still don't die.
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#159 - angelusprimus (03/24/2016) [-]
1: Oops you are right, I totally missed that. My bad.

2: There is no such thing as canon in greek mythology. First the different city states had different myths. Athenian myths were quite a bit different from myths from Crete.
Hesiod's accounts are different than Siculus'. Not to mention that Greek religion existed for over 2000 years without a central authority. Myths from 600bc were quite different from those from 100 bc. Some gods would go from major gods to minor and vice versa depending on strenght of their cult.
And in quite a few versions they do die.
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#161 - Awesomenessniss (03/24/2016) [-]
What I'm saying is that Hesiod's account is accepted in modern scholarship as being the closest interpretation of the story that would have been widely acknowledged at the time that survives today.
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#110 - A bunch of dudes stuck on a tropical island? I'd be the conch … 03/21/2016 on Funnyjunk island +2
#24 - He has this video about Cloud's Buster sword and a lot of the …  [+] (12 new replies) 03/21/2016 on 100 years war in anime +6
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#40 - useroftheLOLZ (03/21/2016) [-]
Cloud was a super human modified by the mcguffian stream jizz to be 3 times stronger than your average human, before being experimented on with the cells of an alien that was known to make humans unlock their natural limiters.

Also it's fantasy.

There were very specific reasons as to why certain humans like cloud were able to wave around fuckhuge swords like the Buster and why almost none else could.
#53 - YllekNayr (03/21/2016) [-]
Did you even WATCH the video?
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#43 - nickelakon (03/21/2016) [-]
He's also stated that it doesn't really matter how strong you are
The force of swinging a sword that heavy would knock you off your feet unless you yourself weighed more.
Also that oversized weapons just arent practical because you could, theoretically, just have a normal sized sword and be much faster, and most sword combat actually relies more on speed than strength.
#50 - empirennn (03/21/2016) [-]
Well in Berserk Guts actually doesn't get the dragon slayer sword until after he is branded, and being branded gives him some sort of magical "boost" if you will.
(on top of the berserker armor, when he really starts swinging that thing around)

Gutz's long sword, the prototype dragon sword if you will, was actually manageable given it was a lot skinnier than the dragon sword.

Still, given the mythical beast Guts and Cloud go against, smalls words would simply not cut it.
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#48 - useroftheLOLZ (03/21/2016) [-]
When you're fighting fuckhuge monsters as all Shinra first class SOLDIERS were meant to, not regular humans, having a huge moving piece of steel instead of a limp dick toothpick, will do far more for you. Also, considering the supernatural abilities of all SOLDIERS and the fact that he, Zack and Angael could swing it like a very long stick, speed isn't an issue.

And you don't necessarily need greater mass than your sword, especially considering cloud supposedly weighed far more than the average human thanks to his modified muscle density.

It's pretty fucking difficult to go full autismo on fantasy when certain plot elements like magic greatly multiply the strength of certain characters.
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#38 - tenaciouslee (03/21/2016) [-]
In all honesty, I can find Cloud's Buster Sword 10x more realistic than the Dragonslayer, it's feasibly someone could at least carry it effectively, no man on earth could one-hand 400 pounds like Guts, hell, no man could two-hand it.

I can readily believe and accept that Cloud is able to use the Buster Sword to the efficiency that he does quicker than I can believe that Guts can use the Dragonslayer to the efficiency that he does.
#56 - yellowcardraiden (03/21/2016) [-]
I find Guts holding Dragonslayer more believable then Cloud holding the Buster Sword. Guts has those big ass guns of arms and body.
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#57 - tenaciouslee (03/21/2016) [-]
I don't care if he looked like Arnold Schwarzenegger, he wouldn't be able to swing around 400 pounds.
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#58 - yellowcardraiden (03/21/2016) [-]
I know it ain't possible. But Cloud is pretty skinny (just speaking physical appearance, never played the game before). Just saying, if I were to see both of them, and and make a judgement who would be able to pick up said swords, then I would put my money on Guts.
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#60 - tenaciouslee (03/21/2016) [-]
I can see where your coming from, and when it comes to the Buster Sword, I could see Guts wielding it, but like Skallagrim's video states, you'd have to be fucking massive to wield just the Buster Sword, imagine how big Guts would have to be to be able to wield Dragonslayer.
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#61 - yellowcardraiden (03/21/2016) [-]
Yeah, it's a monster of a sword. Although still bad ass.
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#62 - tenaciouslee (03/21/2016) [-]
It's bad-ass, sure, but I like a bit of realism to my swords, personally, and I can better accept the Buster Sword.
#50 - Yeah well, I still think it's funny. 03/21/2016 on Fucking ridiculous thug notes 0
#47 - One time I accidentally killed two NPCs so I resurrected them …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2016 on Fucking ridiculous thug notes +1
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#49 - dehnoobshow (03/21/2016) [-]
Yeah, well their death still counts towards the game. So if they had family, they will talk about the loss and shit.
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#50 - Awesomenessniss (03/21/2016) [-]
Yeah well, I still think it's funny.
#13 - Body like a Papers, Please x-ray 03/20/2016 on Lucky 0
#21 - The penguin knows something that we don't, truly the immense m…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2016 on Webm dump 25 +30
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#63 - jesusisagoose (03/20/2016) [-]
heh, emperor penguin.
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#142 - tessalata (03/14/2016) [-]
would you be interested in selling 1 of your white widow weeds?
#143 to #142 - Awesomenessniss (03/14/2016) [-]
k
#145 to #143 - tessalata (03/14/2016) [-]
If not 1 is better than none
#144 to #143 - tessalata (03/14/2016) [-]
woot, would you be interested in selling 2 white widow weeds?
#146 to #144 - Awesomenessniss (03/14/2016) [-]
Just the 1, numbers.
#148 to #146 - tessalata (03/14/2016) [-]
The suspense is killing me
#147 to #146 - tessalata (03/14/2016) [-]
Is there any item you are looking for, or would you prefer fj points?
#149 to #147 - Awesomenessniss (03/14/2016) [-]
Whatever is fine
#140 - programmer (03/25/2015) [-]
You received NOTHING!
You received NOTHING!
#139 - misskayla (03/24/2015) [-]
#134 - kingdufbeer (12/11/2014) [-]
WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE DRAGONS?
#135 to #134 - Awesomenessniss (12/11/2014) [-]
Wh-what?
#136 to #135 - kingdufbeer (12/11/2014) [-]
Your items, they are rare as ****, how come?
#137 to #136 - Awesomenessniss (12/11/2014) [-]
Ah, my rarest items came from chests.
#130 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
#131 to #130 - Awesomenessniss (09/24/2014) [-]
You to courteous internet stranger.
#132 to #131 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend.
#129 - indonesia (09/22/2014) [-]
you actually can do something productive today.

how it feels like after 5 years can't get out from here?
#128 - chokinandtokin (09/13/2014) [-]
Would you sell your white widow cannabis?
#123 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
please sell me that puppet fiend
#124 to #123 - Awesomenessniss (07/26/2014) [-]
I will not.
#125 to #124 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
why?
#126 to #125 - Awesomenessniss (07/26/2014) [-]
As a vary lax items collector i keep what I can and keep item count at the top of my mind.
#127 to #126 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
Sure
#122 - ied (07/21/2014) [-]
can i buy those emeral recipes?