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#27 - Picture 10/10/2014 on We're back motherfuckers +2
#24 - Now you're going too far, pretty sure it's just breast touching.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2014 on Tumblr +1
User avatar #25 - bestfoxgirl (10/10/2014) [-]
Oh. I don't know, I heard so many indecent things on the internet that it has spoiled me. Now I feel impure.
#22 - Guess again.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2014 on Tumblr +10
#23 - bestfoxgirl (10/10/2014) [-]
Normally I'd start ranting on how girls descend to the roles of petty sluts nowadays, but I'm too happy with FJ's return to care.

So it's something like breast licking or a handjob
User avatar #24 - Awesomenessniss (10/10/2014) [-]
Now you're going too far, pretty sure it's just breast touching.
User avatar #25 - bestfoxgirl (10/10/2014) [-]
Oh. I don't know, I heard so many indecent things on the internet that it has spoiled me. Now I feel impure.
#79 - Picture 10/10/2014 on A HD banana on its way to... +15
#19 - i was only getting it through chrome and it's gone now. 10/10/2014 on anyone still get this error 0
#145 - I too have a similar question. 10/10/2014 on FJ is back. Please help... +4
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#40 - Sorry it's just Tolkien's works mean a lot to me, I've looked …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Galadriel's secrets +1
#45 - frankwest (09/30/2014) [-]
I can't stay mad at you. Sorry for being a dick. Here's some rocket power.
#37 - They have a moment, and something is implied. It's not a drawn… 09/30/2014 on Galadriel's secrets 0
#32 - You're ******* welcome! 09/30/2014 on Galadriel's secrets +1
#30 - The point is they made him look like that for the purpose of i… 09/30/2014 on Galadriel's secrets 0
#29 - You have no idea how often I have to comment on Hollywood …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Galadriel's secrets +2
User avatar #38 - frankwest (09/30/2014) [-]
Have to. No. You choose to do these things, you're entirely in power to walk away or ignore the post, but I get it, I'm the same with Dead Rising or Fallout 3, you have to show to others that you know all the ins and outs, you're the go-to guy, but don't act like we're forcing you to do anything. Now that that's through I do respect your knowledge of all the Tolkien-y goodness.
User avatar #40 - Awesomenessniss (09/30/2014) [-]
Sorry it's just Tolkien's works mean a lot to me, I've looked so far into them, it helped me bond more with my Dad, and when I see the reaction from Christopher Tolkien on how all his father's lore is being used it just hurts. I'm sorry if I seems like I'm just trying to show off but i just want people to be able to understand, to see things how i do.
#45 - frankwest (09/30/2014) [-]
I can't stay mad at you. Sorry for being a dick. Here's some rocket power.
#21 - Here is a good goddamn Kili. 09/30/2014 on Galadriel's secrets +10
#20 - Gandalf/Galadriel: 1. There is no romance betwwen these tw…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Galadriel's secrets +20
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
> There is never going to be a romantic relationship between a dwarf and an elf are you fucking serious.


jk jk
#34 - mca (09/30/2014) [-]
Started my Tolkien literature addiction a fair few months back, but I haven't seen the newer Hobbit, please tell me the Galadriel/Gandalf romance isn't implied and is a joke/you're exaggerating about it. It's almost painful to think about that idea.
User avatar #37 - Awesomenessniss (09/30/2014) [-]
They have a moment, and something is implied. It's not a drawn out thing, but it exists.
#35 - whenuleastxpect (09/30/2014) [-]
No, they don't have a romantic relationship, but they are working together on investigating The Necromancer in Dol Guldur (Sauron), and they are quite close. The Fili/Tauriel/Legolas one is not exaggerated though.
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
Every Tolkien fan thanks you for your ardent defense!
#32 - Awesomenessniss (09/30/2014) [-]
You're fucking welcome!
User avatar #25 - megaton (09/30/2014) [-]
he still looks relatively handsome compared to other dwarves
User avatar #30 - Awesomenessniss (09/30/2014) [-]
The point is they made him look like that for the purpose of including a love interest and that an actual dwarf man would never let themselves be seen like that. The dwarf women have been beard than that bullshit stubble. Also Fili and Kili are the two youngest so it makes sense that they're the most attractive looking.
#19 - Comment deleted 09/30/2014 on Galadriel's secrets 0
#6 - Can we just stop mentioning the ******** romance …  [+] (21 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Galadriel's secrets +89
User avatar #46 - caffeinecommissar (09/30/2014) [-]
Keep fighting the good fight.
User avatar #22 - europe (09/30/2014) [-]
Why ignore the massive problems?
"Oh there's a hole in this boat and water's coming through... let's just ignore it"
User avatar #29 - Awesomenessniss (09/30/2014) [-]
You have no idea how often I have to comment on Hollywood bullshit done to Tolkien's lore, I'm fucking tired of it. Also see the below comment.
User avatar #38 - frankwest (09/30/2014) [-]
Have to. No. You choose to do these things, you're entirely in power to walk away or ignore the post, but I get it, I'm the same with Dead Rising or Fallout 3, you have to show to others that you know all the ins and outs, you're the go-to guy, but don't act like we're forcing you to do anything. Now that that's through I do respect your knowledge of all the Tolkien-y goodness.
User avatar #40 - Awesomenessniss (09/30/2014) [-]
Sorry it's just Tolkien's works mean a lot to me, I've looked so far into them, it helped me bond more with my Dad, and when I see the reaction from Christopher Tolkien on how all his father's lore is being used it just hurts. I'm sorry if I seems like I'm just trying to show off but i just want people to be able to understand, to see things how i do.
#45 - frankwest (09/30/2014) [-]
I can't stay mad at you. Sorry for being a dick. Here's some rocket power.
User avatar #18 - fishandkids (09/30/2014) [-]
He did the same in LOTR.
User avatar #8 - trollchildxy (09/30/2014) [-]
May i ask what makes them bullshit? 3 reasons for each romance please.
#21 - Awesomenessniss (09/30/2014) [-]
Here is a good goddamn Kili.
User avatar #20 - Awesomenessniss (09/30/2014) [-]
Gandalf/Galadriel:
1. There is no romance betwwen these two characters.
2. Galadriel is devoted to Celeborn.
3. As one of the Istari Gandalf's devotion is to the protection of Middle-Earth.
Retarded Legolas/Kili/Tauriel Love Triangle:
1. Tauriel is a fake character added in by Jackson for the sole purpose of a romance sub-plot.
2. Legolas plays no real role in the Hobbit, he was shoe-horned in so much to make a connection with the Lord of the Rings.
3. There is never going to be a romantic relationship between a dwarf and an elf are you fucking serious.
4. They chose to make Kili look like some attractive romantic, again for the purpose of a romance plot, but he cannot look like that. He should be embarrassed and ashamed as a dwarf that has no beard, that would never happen. Pic related, that's what he is supposed to goddamn look like
#43 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
> There is never going to be a romantic relationship between a dwarf and an elf are you fucking serious.


jk jk
#34 - mca (09/30/2014) [-]
Started my Tolkien literature addiction a fair few months back, but I haven't seen the newer Hobbit, please tell me the Galadriel/Gandalf romance isn't implied and is a joke/you're exaggerating about it. It's almost painful to think about that idea.
User avatar #37 - Awesomenessniss (09/30/2014) [-]
They have a moment, and something is implied. It's not a drawn out thing, but it exists.
#35 - whenuleastxpect (09/30/2014) [-]
No, they don't have a romantic relationship, but they are working together on investigating The Necromancer in Dol Guldur (Sauron), and they are quite close. The Fili/Tauriel/Legolas one is not exaggerated though.
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
Every Tolkien fan thanks you for your ardent defense!
#32 - Awesomenessniss (09/30/2014) [-]
You're fucking welcome!
User avatar #25 - megaton (09/30/2014) [-]
he still looks relatively handsome compared to other dwarves
User avatar #30 - Awesomenessniss (09/30/2014) [-]
The point is they made him look like that for the purpose of including a love interest and that an actual dwarf man would never let themselves be seen like that. The dwarf women have been beard than that bullshit stubble. Also Fili and Kili are the two youngest so it makes sense that they're the most attractive looking.
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#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
Are you really that blind? There's no reason as to why that elf-girl suddenly likes the dwarf, I mean come the fuck on, it's so poorly handled and so out of the blue and so hamfisted I don't even know where to begin. Not to mention that it adds absolutely nothing to the story.
#14 - angelious (09/30/2014) [-]
i think he ment the OTHER bullshit romance in hobbit
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#5 - Nobody ***** with Dan McNinja.  [+] (22 new replies) 09/30/2014 on PCs be like +42
#7 - pepperoni (09/30/2014) [-]
#11 - lordsepulchure (09/30/2014) [-]
How about a sniperscythe?
#17 - easternigguh (09/30/2014) [-]
Too bad scythes are harvesting tools and useless in combat
User avatar #42 - schneidend (09/30/2014) [-]
Lots of non-ballistic weaponry in history was developed from farm implements. Flails, bitch. Look it up. It probably killed a few of your casul ancestors.
#21 - lordsepulchure (09/30/2014) [-]
I think they would be pretty useful actually. When a thin, long blade like that come against you, it's not easy to block, not without having the blade hit you anyway because it's length. I imagine it also could be rather tricky in other ways.

And either way scythes are badass. Just look at this guy when he is swinging 2 of them.
User avatar #43 - thimmiee (09/30/2014) [-]
who dat?
User avatar #45 - lordsepulchure (09/30/2014) [-]
Look a little down in the comments, I explain it there.
User avatar #46 - thimmiee (09/30/2014) [-]
o

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#34 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
one handed scythes are usually called "sickles"

there's also the Kusarigama, sickle and chain used by ninjas. (without chain is called Kama)

as for scythes as weapons: two handed weapons main purpose is to out-reach one handed weapons, the scythes design does not allow that. it does however look badass.
smaller one-handed scythe weapons are more practical.
i fuckin love scythes btw
User avatar #39 - lordsepulchure (09/30/2014) [-]
The guy in my pic (death himself btw) can put them together to an actual scythe.
User avatar #41 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
i've seen it. i watched my friend play this game.

i learned nothing of the plot however, he's one of those guys that skip every cut scene and walk off to do something else whenever they cant skip.
User avatar #44 - lordsepulchure (09/30/2014) [-]
It's about the four horsemen of the apocalypse who are the enforcers of the Charred Council, tasked with keeping "the balance". In the first game you play as War, who is accused of starting The End War between haven and hell before it's appointed time, returning 100 years after the incidence to clear his name.

In the second game you play as Death, who seeks to restore mankind in order to erase War's crime. This happens during those 100 years were War was...unavailable (not sure what he was, knocked out, asleep...something)
User avatar #38 - adu (09/30/2014) [-]
That thing wrecks shit in Ninja Gaiden 2
Ninja Gaiden 2: Survival Mission - Gold Guide (Kusari-gama)

But then again, so does the Eclipse Scythe, but only because it's used in an unrealistic manner.
Ninja Gaiden 2: Survival Mission - Gold Guide (Eclipse Scythe)
User avatar #40 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
those two were my favorite weapons.

its a shame that the scythe had a move that completely takes the challenge out of the final boss fight. he didnt even get a hit in.
User avatar #22 - easternigguh (09/30/2014) [-]
Scythes are heavy as fuck, the top part is not sharp, the blade is small and can only hit people from the side and from the top, the handle is way to long for it to be swung with enough force and once you actually hit someone with it, you're gonna have one hell of a time pulling it out
User avatar #23 - lordsepulchure (09/30/2014) [-]
If you made it with the purpose of killing someone it might be better.
#33 - bagofshenanigans (09/30/2014) [-]
Sounds like a bardiche.
#35 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
any pole-arm really
#28 - dereken (09/30/2014) [-]
At that point, why not just make a weapon that's actually meant to kill people.
User avatar #32 - elitejerkz (09/30/2014) [-]
Because they wouldnt look as cool, duh.
User avatar #36 - RipperMan (09/30/2014) [-]
you could say they're more edgy
#29 - lordsepulchure (09/30/2014) [-]
Because
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User avatar #24 - ljxjlos (09/29/2014) [-]
Holy hell - owning a helmet like this would be fucking insane.
#23 - Picture 09/29/2014 on Dont Look +3
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#5 - webs (09/29/2014) [-]
Yea.
#35 - bvsfang (09/29/2014) [-]
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User avatar #130 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
User avatar #131 to #130 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (09/24/2014) [-]
You to courteous internet stranger.
User avatar #132 to #131 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend.
User avatar #129 - indonesia (09/22/2014) [-]
you actually can do something productive today.

how it feels like after 5 years can't get out from here?
User avatar #128 - chokinandtokin ONLINE (09/13/2014) [-]
Would you sell your white widow cannabis?
User avatar #123 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
please sell me that puppet fiend
User avatar #124 to #123 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
I will not.
User avatar #125 to #124 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
why?
User avatar #126 to #125 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (07/26/2014) [-]
As a vary lax items collector i keep what I can and keep item count at the top of my mind.
User avatar #127 to #126 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
Sure
User avatar #122 - ied (07/21/2014) [-]
can i buy those emeral recipes?
User avatar #114 - ied (06/30/2014) [-]
sell me your rits please
User avatar #115 to #114 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #116 to #115 - ied (06/30/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #111 - donor (06/11/2014) [-]
Would you sell your radioactive badges?
I need 68k more for the lvl6
User avatar #112 to #111 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
I am currently unable to do item stuff as I cannot currently accss the internet on my computer, sorry.
User avatar #117 to #112 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
and now?
34k to go
User avatar #118 to #117 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Fine you stalker.
User avatar #119 to #118 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
what would you want for them?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Couldn't care less, just leave one of each kind for count purposes.
User avatar #121 to #120 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
ty
#108 - donor (05/31/2014) [-]
Are you selling this?
User avatar #109 to #108 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (05/31/2014) [-]
Nope
User avatar #110 to #109 - donor (05/31/2014) [-]
ok thanks anyway
User avatar #104 - iedd (05/29/2014) [-]
can i buy imp geara
User avatar #105 to #104 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #106 to #105 - iedd (05/29/2014) [-]
what are you collecting?
i want all of them
User avatar #107 to #106 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm not collecting anything, if you want all of them go elsewhere.
#103 - kokanum ONLINE (05/17/2014) [-]
hiiii
hiiii
User avatar #92 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #93 to #92 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
Hello
User avatar #94 to #93 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
been a loooong time
User avatar #95 to #94 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
Is that so?
User avatar #96 to #95 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
good number of months and a new account
User avatar #97 to #96 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
And in a previous incarnation you were ___?
User avatar #99 to #98 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
Ahhh
User avatar #100 to #99 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
nostalgia?
User avatar #101 to #100 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
Eh
User avatar #91 - thumbtack (04/15/2014) [-]
check your trades
User avatar #89 - acarter (03/22/2014) [-]
anything you would want for that?
User avatar #90 to #89 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
Not particularly, no.
User avatar #86 - SumoWamm (03/13/2014) [-]
I'll sell more for 800 fj badges each. Take your time if you're interested, I have 20+ spare weed i'm selling, i'll try and keep ones you don't have.
User avatar #87 to #86 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
i still play fairly casually, but thanks for the offer.
User avatar #88 to #87 - SumoWamm (03/13/2014) [-]
okie
User avatar #84 - bitchyouabitch (03/13/2014) [-]
hey would you sell cinderella or white widow?
User avatar #85 to #84 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
mmmmm, no.
User avatar #78 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
please sell me the ampserdam pride
User avatar #80 to #78 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
amsterdam*
User avatar #81 to #79 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
thanks pal, have been looking for it for a bit
User avatar #82 to #81 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm nothing if not just.
User avatar #83 to #82 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
Yeah.... that
User avatar #69 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
You selling that sunshine skunk?
User avatar #70 to #69 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
No
User avatar #71 to #70 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]

Fine, do you know anyone with royal cali skunk or amsterdam pride?
User avatar #72 to #71 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
I don't
User avatar #73 to #72 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
Well, **** , I guess i'll be leaving now.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
You do that
User avatar #75 to #74 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
Do you not like me or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (03/04/2014) [-]
You have wrongly recognized my apathy, I simply don't care.
User avatar #77 to #76 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh.....
User avatar #67 - mairon (03/02/2014) [-]
Sell me robot parts and advanced circuit boards.
User avatar #68 to #67 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (03/02/2014) [-]
I'd rather not.
User avatar #63 - acarter (02/21/2014) [-]
could i buy your chicken eggs?
User avatar #64 to #63 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, sure.
User avatar #65 to #64 - acarter (02/21/2014) [-]
what do you want?
User avatar #66 to #65 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (02/21/2014) [-]
Whatever
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