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Awesomenessniss

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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Pez421
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Minecraft, TF2, Assassin's Creed, Just Cause 2, Pokemon, Legend of Zelda etc. Praise the Sun!
X-box Gamertag: Requiexat
Interests: Stuff
Date Signed Up:12/05/2009
Location:Probably somewhere
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#5483
Comment Ranking:#602
Highest Content Rank:#578
Highest Comment Rank:#297
Content Thumbs: 35229 total,  39222 ,  3993
Comment Thumbs: 34509 total,  36389 ,  1880
Content Level Progress: 11.7% (117/1000)
Level 234 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 12.5% (125/1000)
Level 330 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:8
Content Views:1357589
Times Content Favorited:2695 times
Total Comments Made:6644
FJ Points:13563
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#4369 - **Awesomenessniss rolls 195,101,078**  [+] (3 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
User avatar #4370 - Awesomenessniss (11/28/2014) [-]
**Awesomenessniss rolls 644,779,407**
User avatar #4372 - Awesomenessniss (11/28/2014) [-]
**Awesomenessniss rolls 189,487,326**
User avatar #4374 - Awesomenessniss (11/28/2014) [-]
**Awesomenessniss rolls 568,549,211**
#4368 - **Awesomenessniss rolls 232,710,867**  [+] (4 new replies) 11/28/2014 on Firefuel gives thanks 0
User avatar #4369 - Awesomenessniss (11/28/2014) [-]
**Awesomenessniss rolls 195,101,078**
User avatar #4370 - Awesomenessniss (11/28/2014) [-]
**Awesomenessniss rolls 644,779,407**
User avatar #4372 - Awesomenessniss (11/28/2014) [-]
**Awesomenessniss rolls 189,487,326**
User avatar #4374 - Awesomenessniss (11/28/2014) [-]
**Awesomenessniss rolls 568,549,211**
#137 - INIGOOOOOOOOOOO! 11/28/2014 on Just Khajiit Things.... 0
#70 - 185 11/26/2014 on I was told to check My... 0
#45 - Picture 11/26/2014 on Kids these days +2
#39 - Goddamn ************* Inigo! Hell yeah you like t… 11/26/2014 on I can Respect that... +1
#19 - Then after everyone knows his routine start wearing it on Tuesday. 11/25/2014 on This guy.. 0
#6 - That normal barbie looks like she should really see a doctor. 11/25/2014 on did you know comp 0
#6 - Well that just sounds very superstitious. 11/25/2014 on Listen up, Funkboy. 0
#36 - MFW playing Morrowind.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2014 on "Elder scroll starter pack" +5
User avatar #40 - xsirxrepostxalotx (11/25/2014) [-]
>Walk out of first town
>dude falls from sky and dies
>lol wut, free shit
>fancy scrolls,
>read one
>fall from sky
>die
>lol wut
User avatar #42 - brokentrucker (11/25/2014) [-]
I tried to laugh, but really just convulsed in such a violent manner that I think I cracked a rib.
#14 - Well the builders of the pillars didn't. 11/25/2014 on Wish i could travel there 0
#23 - Yeah it looks like he is forever reveling in his own musk. 11/24/2014 on Anthony Hopkins +1
#15 - Neat  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2014 on Anthony Hopkins +2
User avatar #16 - maddboiy (11/24/2014) [-]
it's an amazing piece of music but Rieu is such a smug git
User avatar #23 - Awesomenessniss (11/24/2014) [-]
Yeah it looks like he is forever reveling in his own musk.
#20 - Picture 11/24/2014 on gg no re tumblr +1
#11 - Oh and Fucik is meant to be pronounced like few-shick , … 11/24/2014 on Worth the read...I demand... -1
#10 - Well there's your problem forte means strong not loud, and inv…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Worth the read...I demand... +1
User avatar #11 - Awesomenessniss (11/24/2014) [-]
Oh and Fucik is meant to be pronounced like few-shick, fucking tumblr.
#18 - Not Jews, not slaves, sides used to smooth and unclimbable and… 11/24/2014 on Crazy Russians 0
#16 - The pyramid in the picture is that of Khafra, the Great Pyrami… 11/24/2014 on Crazy Russians 0
#74 - No really though, what the **** ?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2014 on Fuking gross +2
User avatar #84 - banwagon (11/24/2014) [-]
Lice, prob just hatched out of eggs
#20 - Picture 11/24/2014 on War never changes +2
#4 - My God, I need to be Tyrion Lannister on stilts. 11/23/2014 on For Halloween... 0
#3 - Yeah, a guy at the high school I went to got fired for being c… 11/23/2014 on The school i attend was on... 0
#36 - I'm assuming you're talking about fj2, I'll admit I haven't be…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2014 on FJ Explained 0
User avatar #37 - beastkenten (11/23/2014) [-]
Yes, I am. And yeah, not many people are, but if you go on there, you will see what I'm talking about.
Trust me, admin will always and forever be God and I know that. I know my place.
I'm not some cocky douchedick calling myself king. That would be fj career suicide.
#80 - kristofe (11/24/2014) [-]
i go there to fap i don't pay attention to user names but okay
#58 - anonexplains (11/24/2014) [-]
fj career
#63 - beastkenten (11/24/2014) [-]
FJ...stint? fj...run?
I didn't know what else to call a time spent here. I'm doing the best I can damnit
#34 - Don't call yourself a king, we have no king here, everyone is …  [+] (24 new replies) 11/23/2014 on FJ Explained +2
User avatar #35 - beastkenten (11/23/2014) [-]
I'm calling myself the king because I was appointed by the sites users and almost everyone that is active on the site acknowledges me as the king.
I'm not self proclaimed.
User avatar #91 - lahel (11/26/2014) [-]
you are a huge faggot betafag. go suck some dick, you self entitled king

faggot thinks he can be ''alpha'' by calling himself king of FJ2

the only king here is admin, and you are even at his feet level.

go kill yourself faggot.
#92 - beastkenten (11/26/2014) [-]
what again about me being self proclaimed?
User avatar #93 - lahel (11/26/2014) [-]
holy fucking shit you huge faggotarian nigger.

i really hope that last post was sarcastic, and even you realize the nule serioussnes of that random roll.

because if you dont, you have an extreme case of betaness.

srsly, this place is mainly for losers who dont have anything better to do. If you want to impress girls, you better not talk about those places.
User avatar #94 - beastkenten (11/26/2014) [-]
1. I was already well known by everyone on the site before the roll, hence why had no objection
2. Every single roll was either me or another user because me and that user comment so much, so it was random, but barely. I've been here for 4 years, I'm everything but a beta.

I was not trying to impress her, she just asked what I did for fun. i didn't give a fuck if she liked it or not, obviously.
User avatar #95 - lahel (11/26/2014) [-]
> i've been here for 4 years.
>im everything but a beta

how does that even compute?
User avatar #96 - beastkenten (11/26/2014) [-]
I've been here for 4 years, meaning I can be called everything BUT a beta.
How can you not compute it?
User avatar #97 - lahel (11/26/2014) [-]
alphas lift and do alpha shit, which means not using computers, 'scept for facebook , but only for posting pictures of how they banged different girls.

betafags go on picture sites, and spend nearly every entire day there, losing their lives.

thats how it computes.

the only alpha here is admin because he works hard to maintain this site. we are pathetic lurkers, who have nothing better to do.
User avatar #98 - beastkenten (11/26/2014) [-]
I could go on about how I go to the gym every day , but you'll put that down so let's skip that.
I'm getting my education and I'm making money, so I'm not even close to wasting my life. and why you're so angry because i'm considered a king on fj2, somewhere you probably don't even go, seems more apparent now if you consider yourself pathetic lurkers. just because another user isn't a pathetic lurker and people look up to him doesn't mean you have to get all butthurt.

unless you're just being a troll, which is a giant possibility but I can't tell
User avatar #99 - lahel (11/26/2014) [-]
whatever man, have a good day ruling your kingdom.

im going to eat something, its 10:34 here.
User avatar #100 - beastkenten (11/26/2014) [-]
I'm confused as to how it's 10:34 when its only x2 ... but alrighty
User avatar #101 - beastkenten (11/26/2014) [-]
that's not meant to be a heart..just whatever time zone you are in with the last minute being 2
User avatar #51 - namdelliks (11/24/2014) [-]
You're a nigger. I have no clue who you are. Therefore you are dirt.
#65 - beastkenten (11/24/2014) [-]
Thank you for noticing
User avatar #47 - lahel (11/24/2014) [-]
this is the first time I actually see your username.

faggot

for that, you are a newfag.

nobody here knows you. biebergotswag, uchihalover, itumblr, all those shitposters are more famous than you.

joshlol, mudckipfucker, phanact, etc etc... all of them are also better than you

stop being a self entitled little faggot prick and grow some balls.
#62 - beastkenten (11/24/2014) [-]
I'm talking about fj2.
I realize I'm not at the level of all them over here.
User avatar #54 - imabeagoodguy (11/24/2014) [-]
His name is bluer than yours. So who's the newfag whitename?
User avatar #57 - lahel (11/24/2014) [-]
mfw you are supposing this is my only or even, first account.

how newfag can you be. it seems youve been here for 2 days only, and you've only now discovered that usernames change colour depending on its age.

bitch I may very well be admin and you cant know. check yourself b4 u wreck urself
#90 - imabeagoodguy (11/24/2014) [-]
Mfw you have no fw
Also it sounds like you only just found out that newfag is an insult around here but don't even know what it means so you use it in an attempt to sound cool.
User avatar #36 - Awesomenessniss (11/23/2014) [-]
I'm assuming you're talking about fj2, I'll admit I haven't been following it.
User avatar #37 - beastkenten (11/23/2014) [-]
Yes, I am. And yeah, not many people are, but if you go on there, you will see what I'm talking about.
Trust me, admin will always and forever be God and I know that. I know my place.
I'm not some cocky douchedick calling myself king. That would be fj career suicide.
#80 - kristofe (11/24/2014) [-]
i go there to fap i don't pay attention to user names but okay
#58 - anonexplains (11/24/2014) [-]
fj career
#63 - beastkenten (11/24/2014) [-]
FJ...stint? fj...run?
I didn't know what else to call a time spent here. I'm doing the best I can damnit
#10 - God bless you Falco Mask. 11/23/2014 on Smash God 0

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Total unique items point value: 2222822 / Total items point value: 15585619
[ 844 items Total ]

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#134 - kingdufbeer (12/11/2014) [-]
WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE DRAGONS?
User avatar #135 to #134 - Awesomenessniss (12/11/2014) [-]
Wh-what?
User avatar #136 to #135 - kingdufbeer (12/11/2014) [-]
Your items, they are rare as **** , how come?
User avatar #137 to #136 - Awesomenessniss (12/11/2014) [-]
Ah, my rarest items came from chests.
User avatar #130 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Good morning friend. Hope your day is fantastic.
User avatar #131 to #130 - Awesomenessniss (09/24/2014) [-]
You to courteous internet stranger.
User avatar #132 to #131 - gugek (09/24/2014) [-]
Thanks friend.
User avatar #129 - indonesia (09/22/2014) [-]
you actually can do something productive today.

how it feels like after 5 years can't get out from here?
User avatar #128 - chokinandtokin (09/13/2014) [-]
Would you sell your white widow cannabis?
User avatar #123 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
please sell me that puppet fiend
User avatar #124 to #123 - Awesomenessniss (07/26/2014) [-]
I will not.
User avatar #125 to #124 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
why?
User avatar #126 to #125 - Awesomenessniss (07/26/2014) [-]
As a vary lax items collector i keep what I can and keep item count at the top of my mind.
User avatar #127 to #126 - ied (07/26/2014) [-]
Sure
User avatar #122 - ied (07/21/2014) [-]
can i buy those emeral recipes?
User avatar #114 - ied (06/30/2014) [-]
sell me your rits please
User avatar #116 to #115 - ied (06/30/2014) [-]
oh
User avatar #111 - donor (06/11/2014) [-]
Would you sell your radioactive badges?
I need 68k more for the lvl6
User avatar #112 to #111 - Awesomenessniss (06/13/2014) [-]
I am currently unable to do item stuff as I cannot currently accss the internet on my computer, sorry.
User avatar #117 to #112 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
and now?
34k to go
User avatar #118 to #117 - Awesomenessniss (06/30/2014) [-]
Fine you stalker.
User avatar #119 to #118 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
what would you want for them?
User avatar #120 to #119 - Awesomenessniss (06/30/2014) [-]
Couldn't care less, just leave one of each kind for count purposes.
User avatar #121 to #120 - donor (06/30/2014) [-]
ty
#108 - donor (05/31/2014) [-]
Are you selling this?
User avatar #110 to #109 - donor (05/31/2014) [-]
ok thanks anyway
User avatar #104 - iedd (05/29/2014) [-]
can i buy imp geara
User avatar #106 to #105 - iedd (05/29/2014) [-]
what are you collecting?
i want all of them
User avatar #107 to #106 - Awesomenessniss (05/29/2014) [-]
I'm not collecting anything, if you want all of them go elsewhere.
#103 - kokanum (05/17/2014) [-]
hiiii
hiiii
User avatar #92 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
yo
User avatar #94 to #93 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
been a loooong time
User avatar #95 to #94 - Awesomenessniss (04/30/2014) [-]
Is that so?
User avatar #96 to #95 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
good number of months and a new account
User avatar #97 to #96 - Awesomenessniss (04/30/2014) [-]
And in a previous incarnation you were ___?
User avatar #100 to #99 - anonymousperson (04/30/2014) [-]
nostalgia?
User avatar #91 - thumbtack (04/15/2014) [-]
check your trades
User avatar #89 - acarter (03/22/2014) [-]
anything you would want for that?
User avatar #90 to #89 - Awesomenessniss (03/22/2014) [-]
Not particularly, no.
User avatar #86 - SumoWamm (03/13/2014) [-]
I'll sell more for 800 fj badges each. Take your time if you're interested, I have 20+ spare weed i'm selling, i'll try and keep ones you don't have.
User avatar #87 to #86 - Awesomenessniss (03/13/2014) [-]
i still play fairly casually, but thanks for the offer.
User avatar #88 to #87 - SumoWamm (03/13/2014) [-]
okie
User avatar #84 - bitchyouabitch (03/13/2014) [-]
hey would you sell cinderella or white widow?
User avatar #85 to #84 - Awesomenessniss (03/13/2014) [-]
mmmmm, no.
User avatar #78 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
please sell me the ampserdam pride
User avatar #80 to #78 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
amsterdam*
User avatar #81 to #79 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
thanks pal, have been looking for it for a bit
User avatar #82 to #81 - Awesomenessniss (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm nothing if not just.
User avatar #83 to #82 - capslockrage (03/06/2014) [-]
Yeah.... that
User avatar #69 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
You selling that sunshine skunk?
User avatar #71 to #70 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]

Fine, do you know anyone with royal cali skunk or amsterdam pride?
User avatar #72 to #71 - Awesomenessniss (03/04/2014) [-]
I don't
User avatar #73 to #72 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
Well, **** , I guess i'll be leaving now.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Awesomenessniss (03/04/2014) [-]
You do that
User avatar #75 to #74 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
Do you not like me or something?
User avatar #76 to #75 - Awesomenessniss (03/04/2014) [-]
You have wrongly recognized my apathy, I simply don't care.
User avatar #77 to #76 - SumoWamm (03/04/2014) [-]
Oh.....
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