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#127 - Good on him and I'm very thankful that he thought for this cou…  [+] (10 replies) 06/24/2016 on Feels... +2
#138 - restfullwicked (06/24/2016) [-]
long story short it doesn't. the main leave campaigners are people that have convinced themselves that immigration is bad (studies have show that immigration workforces are almost always good for a country and economy) and what is meant by "putting britan first" is basically "fuck off euroniggers"

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#139 - Awesomecarrot (06/24/2016) [-]
Exactly. I mean, as I said, I really respect the guy for what he did, but I can't respect
his vote if it's based on xenophobia.
#143 - restfullwicked (06/24/2016) [-]
i am shocked at my kinsmen and have no excuse for their actions. nigel farrage and borris johnson have whipped this country into a frenzy, borris swapped sides on the issue because it meant david cameron would probably quit and he is almost being handed PM on a silver plate. a man in manchester this morning said something like "i didnt think my vote mattered so i voted leave and now im really worried" both sides have campaigned really poorly and 90% of people voting leave have no fucking idea what the EU actually does only that it has something to do with immigration.

i thought my homeland was smarter than this, guess thats what happens when you believe in people.

and on top of all of that, the scotland independence campaign is about to come back like a fucking cancer and a bunch of other countries are considering their own votes to leave and is about to cause another global recession.

im all for fucking dictatorships at this point because i frankly cant trust people to know whats best for them.
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#137 - wellimnotsure (06/24/2016) [-]
Globalism is the death of nation states
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#140 - Awesomecarrot (06/24/2016) [-]
Globalism is a viable way of getting our shit together and stop fighting each other.
I don't like people avoiding it because of misplaced nationalism and, often, racism.
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#146 - wellimnotsure (06/24/2016) [-]
No it isn't. You suffer from something known as progressivism. You've become so blinded by ideals you refuse to accept the realities of human nature.
#151 - restfullwicked (06/24/2016) [-]
oh really, human nature is it? thats why when that cunt bough an aids treatment and charged 200 a pill another company made a close second for 2 dollers per?
its why an old man spent decades hacking his way through a mountainside so his village could get medical treatment?
no, charlie chaplin had it right. We want to help eachother, but greed has poisoned our souls and bought bitterness of those who fear human progress because of selfishness.
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#153 - wellimnotsure (06/24/2016) [-]
Yes, greed as a natural thing in this world, people do it, so is compassion. And it's in everyone, and you, and me. Get over it.
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#130 - mvnnvm (06/24/2016) [-]
Getting rid of sand people.
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#131 - Awesomecarrot (06/24/2016) [-]
Of course
#77 - What that made no ******* sense at all, can someone explain?  [+] (4 replies) 06/22/2016 on grandmother +1
#88 - stonetomcat (06/22/2016) [-]
A woman abandoned her husband with the child they had Didn't want an official divorce because it's "unpleasant". , and the woman told the child that his father was dead.
The son later found out the father was living in Canada, after having a kid of his own.

Honestly that's the best I can do, this is some Jerry Springer level shit
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#91 - Awesomecarrot (06/22/2016) [-]
ikr I'm terrible with following family relations
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#86 - klick (06/22/2016) [-]
The one tweeting (or whatever) found out that her Grandfather, or "Father's father" was not actually dead. Her grandmother lied, because she would rather tell her son that his father was dead instead of the truth with was they got a divorce. The not dead father was recently found in the phone book, and father and son were re-united Even though the father knew his son was still alive and made no effort to find his son

Also, She's done shit like this before. Was once married to an Englishman, decided she hated England and left without divorcing him.
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#89 - Awesomecarrot (06/22/2016) [-]
Ah cheers, I got the first part, I just figured there must be something more to it...
#21 - You can get nuclear reactors in Minecraft now? Bloody he…  [+] (1 reply) 06/20/2016 on Square cubed +2
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#25 - novus (06/20/2016) [-]
Back in my day we just hit skeletons with swords and things the nuclear thing is a mod, from best my research can tell
#41 - Yeah, one phantom is okay but it can ruin the gameplay a littl…  [+] (2 replies) 06/20/2016 on Good ol' Pikachu&Snorlax +1
#51 - xnotcreative (06/20/2016) [-]
For every summon, the bosses health and damage increase by 50% in DS3, so it actually works against you if you summon more than one phantom because then you'll be fighting a boss that's 2x more difficult.
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#52 - Awesomecarrot (06/20/2016) [-]
I've not played DS3 yet. Shit sounds hard.