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Date Signed Up:12/11/2009
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Was there ever really a "Good ol' days" of funnyjunk?
Or was that just me being fooled by a trap and Teenspirit showering my in delicious porn.

All in all they were pretty good ol' days.
But still, seriously fuck this 24h porn thing.
That killed FJ for me ._.

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#344 - Proximity (07/19/2014) [-]
I see your "location" is lolicon heaven


Take me with you
#332 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
So I got really into Dark Souls
User avatar #333 to #332 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
just now?
User avatar #334 to #333 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
In the past few days
User avatar #335 to #334 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
PC?
User avatar #336 to #335 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Can you even be offline on the pc version? Because I am not a pvp pro. I got it for the 360 months ago and only just started playing it. Offline of course.
User avatar #337 to #336 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
you can play offline.
Play online - the ganks are part of the fun, crazy but still especially if you pull off a 1 vs 3 like I did back when I played
you have no idea how it feels to slap the **** out of 3 people
User avatar #338 to #337 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
How? Because i'd really like to continue my saves.
User avatar #339 to #338 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
well you have to have a windows live account or something, but you can disconnet from the net and play if you want
#340 to #339 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I guess i'll try that. Or stay hollow forever. I only ever turned human to summon before boss fights. But I can handle Ornstein and Smough solo. But damn, I was not prepared for super Ornstein
User avatar #341 to #340 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
When his foot hits the ground you dodge.
That is, for his spear pierce
User avatar #342 to #341 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I kept getting ****** over because of the camera. Every time he went for the buttslam while I was locked on to him, the camera would go all freaky. Then another time I swear I died because of a hitbox glitch. But I eventually killed him. Just kind of messing around and farming twinkling titanite now.
#323 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh hey, you got your loli slayer to level 60. And there are maid clothes now. I can only imagine the hordes of high level loli's running around in maid outfits killing bams
Oh hey, you got your loli slayer to level 60. And there are maid clothes now. I can only imagine the hordes of high level loli's running around in maid outfits killing bams
User avatar #324 to #323 - Asdflvr (04/19/2013) [-]
Yes...and now my guild is Vanarch
User avatar #325 to #324 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
How does Vanarch work exactly? Do you only control a certain area or the whole map? And are there multiple Vanarchs?
User avatar #326 to #325 - Asdflvr (04/19/2013) [-]
It's exactly like governors of states
User avatar #327 to #326 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
So which area does your guild control? And what is your guild?
User avatar #328 to #327 - Asdflvr (04/19/2013) [-]
Little Sisters the province is in Southern Shara
#329 to #328 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
I thought about creating an Elin character and getting the maid clothes until I saw how much they were. 						****					 is expensive and I dont have real monies just laying around
I thought about creating an Elin character and getting the maid clothes until I saw how much they were. **** is expensive and I dont have real monies just laying around
User avatar #331 to #329 - elin (04/24/2013) [-]
That gif is ******* adorable.
User avatar #330 to #329 - Asdflvr (04/19/2013) [-]
I dropped 120 on em
#321 - teenspirit ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
I have been preoccupied with another mmo lately.. One day i'll get to level 60 in Tera. I promise
#322 to #321 - Asdflvr (03/15/2013) [-]
You better!

Or I'll send my bitch after you.
#320 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
I really should download Monster girl quest again. Because I have no idea what this means.. There's a song about it and everything!
#316 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Well that was great. I've completely forgotten how to play and got my ass kicked.   
So what did you get for being a super duper elite member?
Well that was great. I've completely forgotten how to play and got my ass kicked.
So what did you get for being a super duper elite member?
User avatar #317 to #316 - Asdflvr (02/07/2013) [-]
a lot of random stuffs, you can look at the patch notes n stuff
#318 to #317 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Are you fighting the queen 24/7? It always seems like you're fighting her. Or is the key to success once you're level 60
>Fight queen
>Get mad loots
>Fight queen again
User avatar #319 to #318 - Asdflvr (02/07/2013) [-]
no its a lot more complicated than that lol but yes, ive cleared queen about 50 times now
#314 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
So Tera goes free to play tomorrow. But the new skyrim dlc also comes out for pc tomorrow.. Wat do?
User avatar #315 to #314 - Asdflvr (02/04/2013) [-]
do wat want
#302 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Dancing loli because dancing loli
Dancing loli because dancing loli
User avatar #304 to #303 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
So I decided to start playing Tera again. But of course I was greeted with another patch..
User avatar #305 to #304 - Asdflvr (12/23/2012) [-]
haha
#306 to #305 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
One day I will get to level 60. Then we will do all this level 60 stuff that you've been talking about. And then 						****					 will die.
One day I will get to level 60. Then we will do all this level 60 stuff that you've been talking about. And then **** will die.
User avatar #307 to #306 - Asdflvr (12/23/2012) [-]
on that note Ive beaten queen about 7 times now
User avatar #308 to #307 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
The last time I logged in was 11/19
Well there goes a month down the drain!
User avatar #310 to #308 - Asdflvr (01/25/2013) [-]
Play TERA I just got the Queen's Staff so I can fiddle your anus now. Come on, it goes Free To Play in febuarary n stuff
User avatar #311 to #310 - teenspirit ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Really? Free to play forever?
User avatar #313 to #311 - Asdflvr (01/31/2013) [-]
It goes Free to play February 5
User avatar #312 to #311 - Asdflvr (01/25/2013) [-]
mhmm mhmm
User avatar #309 to #308 - Asdflvr (12/24/2012) [-]
there goes that scroll I gave you XD
#300 - daslasher ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
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its this
User avatar #301 to #300 - Asdflvr (12/12/2012) [-]
Thats so wrong



thank you sir
#285 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Hi Asd
User avatar #286 to #285 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
lol hi
User avatar #287 to #286 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
How are you today?
User avatar #288 to #287 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
Fine, playing dark souls. Im invading peoples worlds and killing them lol
#289 to #288 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Devious
#291 to #290 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Would you like to play TERA together later..?
User avatar #292 to #291 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
lol sure
User avatar #293 to #292 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Let me know when you have time :3
User avatar #294 to #293 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
I can play now idk for how long ill play though
User avatar #295 to #294 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
How long do you think?
User avatar #296 to #295 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
until I get bored XD or my friend gets off work idk when ehs off though
User avatar #297 to #296 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Alright, get on Cha :)
User avatar #298 to #297 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
what was your name
User avatar #299 to #298 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Ailukei
User avatar #283 - JKG (12/05/2012) [-]
Thank you for playing with me yesterday
What we talked about made me very anxious, but I'm kind of happy to have explained it..
User avatar #284 to #283 - Asdflvr (12/06/2012) [-]
talking about issues is the best way to over come them. and no problem feel free to play without me I kind of got you to get TERA as soon as I was almost done with it, sorry about that. But If you enjoy it then great! Have fun
User avatar #255 - JKG (12/02/2012) [-]
I can't add "Aisu" to my friends list...
User avatar #280 to #255 - Asdflvr (12/04/2012) [-]
only if you want to.

My guys name is Chakkar
User avatar #282 to #280 - JKG (12/05/2012) [-]
I lost connection, I'm sorry
User avatar #281 to #280 - JKG (12/04/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll be there ASAP
User avatar #256 to #255 - Asdflvr (12/03/2012) [-]
My list is probably full, Ill add you what's your name
User avatar #258 to #256 - JKG (12/03/2012) [-]
Also I still don't really know what I'm doing
User avatar #257 to #256 - JKG (12/03/2012) [-]
Jaimei
Not too creative.. It's Jamie, but fancier..
User avatar #259 to #257 - Asdflvr (12/03/2012) [-]
Priest huh?
User avatar #260 to #259 - JKG (12/03/2012) [-]
Yes
User avatar #261 to #260 - Asdflvr (12/03/2012) [-]
Neat I dont have any lvl 1 characters since im full of characters lol my lowest one is a 23 mystic but i have a warrior thats lvl 30ish :c
User avatar #262 to #261 - JKG (12/03/2012) [-]
That's too bad..
I was kinda hoping we could play together..
User avatar #263 to #262 - Asdflvr (12/03/2012) [-]
we can :<

It's just you have to solo for a bit >.< im sorry
#264 to #263 - JKG (12/03/2012) [-]
It's OK... I'll take a while to get there though, and even then the cap is 27 for free to play...
User avatar #266 to #264 - Asdflvr (12/03/2012) [-]
I uh, could like. I don't know >.< can you trade stuff right now or do you have restrictions?
User avatar #267 to #266 - JKG (12/03/2012) [-]
I don't know...
User avatar #268 to #267 - Asdflvr (12/03/2012) [-]
you should log on real quick and we should find out
#269 to #268 - JKG (12/03/2012) [-]
I can get on now..
User avatar #271 to #269 - Asdflvr (12/04/2012) [-]
i sent you gold
#272 to #271 - JKG (12/04/2012) [-]
Alright..
Thank you, Acid Flavor
User avatar #273 to #272 - Asdflvr (12/04/2012) [-]
Chrono scrolls extend your game time so if you can buy one you can keep playing after 27 and I can still play with you its just youll get less battle xp
#274 to #273 - JKG (12/04/2012) [-]
...I could try that..
It'll be a long time until I'm level 27, but maybe we can play together then
Unless you'd like to delete a character and make a new one..
User avatar #276 to #274 - Asdflvr (12/04/2012) [-]
Also, you should log in now lol
User avatar #277 to #276 - JKG (12/04/2012) [-]
I'm in the prologue
User avatar #278 to #277 - Asdflvr (12/04/2012) [-]
Couldnt skip it?
User avatar #279 to #278 - JKG (12/04/2012) [-]
No, should I rush through it?
User avatar #275 to #274 - Asdflvr (12/04/2012) [-]
lol I dont know most of my characters are lvl 20+ if not all :x I can help you speed through quest though since im over leveled, and you will still get good exp from your quest turn ins
User avatar #270 to #269 - Asdflvr (12/04/2012) [-]
:C Ill mail you gold if I can, and if I can you need to find a broker and look up "chrono" buy a chrono scroll if it will let you (this is relying on me being able to mail you anything at all) ill do it when I wake up
User avatar #265 to #264 - Asdflvr (12/03/2012) [-]
T.T

Details always elude me
#254 - JKG (12/02/2012) [-]
I did it!
I downloaded TERA
We can play together now :3
#252 to #251 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/29/2012) [-]
Aw **** *****
Legit Elin race mod. And there's, legit elin boobs under the clothes..
#216 - JKG (11/21/2012) [-]
Hi Acid Flavour...
User avatar #239 to #216 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
Like so?
#240 to #239 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
Exactly!
User avatar #241 to #240 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
Ah.
#242 to #241 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
I don't know a lot about TERA, but I know a little

What class and race are you?
User avatar #243 to #242 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
Race ill let you guess, class Priest.
#244 to #243 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
I find the little girls quite cute, and would love to play one as well

I don't have the money or the time for a subscription MMO though...

Is it fun?
User avatar #245 to #244 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
very fun. you only have to pay for your sub once, and then you can pay using ingame time renewls with gold
they're easy to get when you get to sixty. so for the first month youll have to play a lot if you want to play casually later
#246 to #245 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
I didn't know that. I might try it then.

Also, you seem to be nice. I wasn't sure you'd be, when I came to your profile I noticed it still mentions me in the description...
I'm glad we're on pretty good terms though
User avatar #247 to #246 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
eh as it says it was a dick move
#248 to #247 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
It was, and I'm sorry I had done it

Now all I want, if it were in my ability, is to have everyone happy.

User avatar #249 to #248 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
lol

well to clear up our current relationship status, if you will.

I don't dislike you.
But I don't like you either.

It will take time again.
User avatar #217 to #216 - Asdflvr (11/23/2012) [-]
Hi there.
#218 to #217 - JKG (11/23/2012) [-]
How've you been?
User avatar #219 to #218 - Asdflvr (11/23/2012) [-]
Just doing things
#220 to #219 - JKG (11/23/2012) [-]
Are those things good, then?
User avatar #221 to #220 - Asdflvr (11/23/2012) [-]
mostly TERA
and school
#222 to #221 - JKG (11/23/2012) [-]
That's nice, my friend really wanted to play TERA but couldn't afford it

How's things with school?
User avatar #223 to #222 - Asdflvr (11/23/2012) [-]
Learny and things
#224 to #223 - JKG (11/23/2012) [-]
Sorry, I got pulled away for a while

How old are you? I don't recall
#226 to #225 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
In college?
User avatar #227 to #226 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
yes
#228 to #227 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
What do you study?
User avatar #229 to #228 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
English major

I'm going to be a teacher.
#230 to #229 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
That's really cool. English is a fun language when mastered, and fun to listen to from someone adept with it.

I wish I was better, but I never really caught on with it.
User avatar #231 to #230 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
your English seems fine to me
#232 to #231 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
I'm not bad, but I wish I had the same skill as some of my friends.

I have a friend that can use really big words with perfect grammar almost effortlessly.

It's enjoyable talking to him, but I can't compare to that skill myself.
User avatar #233 to #232 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
lol I have friends like that also
#234 to #233 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
Always liked guys that seemed smart.

I can't emulate it though. I sound stupid if I try to use big words and fancy language.


It's cool you're majoring in English. Do you have OCD about people using bad English online?
User avatar #237 to #234 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
Cant reply to your hey gurl wnt som fuk comment for some reason.

Yeah I know, I'm making a slight effort since I'm not being silly right now.

Online I goof off and use words like "Guise guise guise, lisn i kno of a magikal lnd whar u can get all teh lolikonz u wnt!"
User avatar #238 to #237 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
There is a reply limit. When meeting this, typically people go back to the start of the thread
User avatar #235 to #234 - Asdflvr (11/24/2012) [-]
nope since i use bad English online all the time
#236 to #235 - JKG (11/24/2012) [-]
Ayo grl u wnt som fuk?

That is bad. I haven't noticed anything bad about your English so far
User avatar #212 - satanisthesavior (08/02/2012) [-]
did you reply to my status then delete it right away?
User avatar #213 to #212 - Asdflvr (08/02/2012) [-]
No but It did have Ad-.785min in it, anyways it was more of what i said, no federal level ban on lolita and more about admune doing what ever he wants with his site.
#205 - teenspirit ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
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I just read your profile description
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User avatar #206 to #205 - Asdflvr (08/01/2012) [-]
That looks, nice.
#208 to #207 - Asdflvr (08/01/2012) [-]
Is it that time again?
#209 to #208 - teenspirit ONLINE (08/01/2012) [-]
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Its always loli time
#204 - teenspirit ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
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So I see you have Borderlands
#176 - teenspirit ONLINE (07/29/2012) [-]
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>mfw I havent been talking to you
User avatar #343 to #176 - Asdflvr (12/05/2013) [-]
MFW our comments get nazi'd by FJ
User avatar #177 to #176 - Asdflvr (07/29/2012) [-]
It's as simple as sex :D
Just go in
and
...
whats after that?
#160 - Ominous (06/16/2012) [-]
Miss me?
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