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Date Signed Up:12/11/2009
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Was there ever really a "Good ol' days" of funnyjunk?
Or was that just me being fooled by a trap and Teenspirit showering my in delicious porn.

All in all they were pretty good ol' days.
But still, seriously fuck this 24h porn thing.
That killed FJ for me ._.

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#342 - teenspirit (04/25/2013) [-]
I kept getting fucked over because of the camera. Every time he went for the buttslam while I was locked on to him, the camera would go all freaky. Then another time I swear I died because of a hitbox glitch. But I eventually killed him. Just kind of messing around and farming twinkling titanite now.
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#340 - teenspirit (04/25/2013) [-]
I guess i'll try that. Or stay hollow forever. I only ever turned human to summon before boss fights. But I can handle Ornstein and Smough solo. But damn, I was not prepared for super Ornstein
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#341 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
When his foot hits the ground you dodge.
That is, for his spear pierce
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#342 - teenspirit (04/25/2013) [-]
I kept getting fucked over because of the camera. Every time he went for the buttslam while I was locked on to him, the camera would go all freaky. Then another time I swear I died because of a hitbox glitch. But I eventually killed him. Just kind of messing around and farming twinkling titanite now.
#337 - you can play offline. Play online - the ganks are part of …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2013 on Asdflvr's profile 0
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#338 - teenspirit (04/25/2013) [-]
How? Because i'd really like to continue my saves.
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#339 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
well you have to have a windows live account or something, but you can disconnet from the net and play if you want
#340 - teenspirit (04/25/2013) [-]
I guess i'll try that. Or stay hollow forever. I only ever turned human to summon before boss fights. But I can handle Ornstein and Smough solo. But damn, I was not prepared for super Ornstein
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#341 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
When his foot hits the ground you dodge.
That is, for his spear pierce
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#342 - teenspirit (04/25/2013) [-]
I kept getting fucked over because of the camera. Every time he went for the buttslam while I was locked on to him, the camera would go all freaky. Then another time I swear I died because of a hitbox glitch. But I eventually killed him. Just kind of messing around and farming twinkling titanite now.
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#344 - Proximity (07/19/2014) [-]
I see your "location" is lolicon heaven


Take me with you
#332 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
So I got really into Dark Souls
#333 to #332 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
just now?
#334 to #333 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
In the past few days
#335 to #334 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
PC?
#336 to #335 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
Can you even be offline on the pc version? Because I am not a pvp pro. I got it for the 360 months ago and only just started playing it. Offline of course.
#337 to #336 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
you can play offline.
Play online - the ganks are part of the fun, crazy but still especially if you pull off a 1 vs 3 like I did back when I played
you have no idea how it feels to slap the **** out of 3 people
#338 to #337 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
How? Because i'd really like to continue my saves.
#339 to #338 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
well you have to have a windows live account or something, but you can disconnet from the net and play if you want
#340 to #339 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I guess i'll try that. Or stay hollow forever. I only ever turned human to summon before boss fights. But I can handle Ornstein and Smough solo. But damn, I was not prepared for super Ornstein
#341 to #340 - Asdflvr (04/25/2013) [-]
When his foot hits the ground you dodge.
That is, for his spear pierce
#342 to #341 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
I kept getting ****** over because of the camera. Every time he went for the buttslam while I was locked on to him, the camera would go all freaky. Then another time I swear I died because of a hitbox glitch. But I eventually killed him. Just kind of messing around and farming twinkling titanite now.
#323 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
Oh hey, you got your loli slayer to level 60. And there are maid clothes now. I can only imagine the hordes of high level loli's running around in maid outfits killing bams
Oh hey, you got your loli slayer to level 60. And there are maid clothes now. I can only imagine the hordes of high level loli's running around in maid outfits killing bams
#324 to #323 - Asdflvr (04/19/2013) [-]
Yes...and now my guild is Vanarch
#325 to #324 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
How does Vanarch work exactly? Do you only control a certain area or the whole map? And are there multiple Vanarchs?
#326 to #325 - Asdflvr (04/19/2013) [-]
It's exactly like governors of states
#327 to #326 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
So which area does your guild control? And what is your guild?
#328 to #327 - Asdflvr (04/19/2013) [-]
Little Sisters the province is in Southern Shara
#329 to #328 - teenspirit ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
I thought about creating an Elin character and getting the maid clothes until I saw how much they were. **** is expensive and I dont have real monies just laying around
I thought about creating an Elin character and getting the maid clothes until I saw how much they were. **** is expensive and I dont have real monies just laying around
#331 to #329 - elin (04/24/2013) [-]
That gif is ******* adorable.
#330 to #329 - Asdflvr (04/19/2013) [-]
I dropped 120 on em
#321 - teenspirit ONLINE (03/15/2013) [-]
I have been preoccupied with another mmo lately.. One day i'll get to level 60 in Tera. I promise
#322 to #321 - Asdflvr (03/15/2013) [-]
You better!

Or I'll send my bitch after you.
#320 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/13/2013) [-]
I really should download Monster girl quest again. Because I have no idea what this means.. There's a song about it and everything!
#316 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Well that was great. I've completely forgotten how to play and got my ass kicked.   
So what did you get for being a super duper elite member?
Well that was great. I've completely forgotten how to play and got my ass kicked.
So what did you get for being a super duper elite member?
#317 to #316 - Asdflvr (02/07/2013) [-]
a lot of random stuffs, you can look at the patch notes n stuff
#318 to #317 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Are you fighting the queen 24/7? It always seems like you're fighting her. Or is the key to success once you're level 60
>Fight queen
>Get mad loots
>Fight queen again
#319 to #318 - Asdflvr (02/07/2013) [-]
no its a lot more complicated than that lol but yes, ive cleared queen about 50 times now
#314 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
So Tera goes free to play tomorrow. But the new skyrim dlc also comes out for pc tomorrow.. Wat do?
#315 to #314 - Asdflvr (02/04/2013) [-]
do wat want
#302 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Dancing loli because dancing loli
Dancing loli because dancing loli
#303 to #302 - Asdflvr (12/23/2012) [-]
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#304 to #303 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
So I decided to start playing Tera again. But of course I was greeted with another patch..
#305 to #304 - Asdflvr (12/23/2012) [-]
haha
#306 to #305 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
One day I will get to level 60. Then we will do all this level 60 stuff that you've been talking about. And then **** will die.
One day I will get to level 60. Then we will do all this level 60 stuff that you've been talking about. And then **** will die.
#307 to #306 - Asdflvr (12/23/2012) [-]
on that note Ive beaten queen about 7 times now
#308 to #307 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
The last time I logged in was 11/19
Well there goes a month down the drain!
#310 to #308 - Asdflvr (01/25/2013) [-]
Play TERA I just got the Queen's Staff so I can fiddle your anus now. Come on, it goes Free To Play in febuarary n stuff
#311 to #310 - teenspirit ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Really? Free to play forever?
#313 to #311 - Asdflvr (01/31/2013) [-]
It goes Free to play February 5
#312 to #311 - Asdflvr (01/25/2013) [-]
mhmm mhmm
#309 to #308 - Asdflvr (12/24/2012) [-]
there goes that scroll I gave you XD
#300 - daslasher (12/12/2012) [-]
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its this
#301 to #300 - Asdflvr (12/12/2012) [-]
Thats so wrong



thank you sir
#285 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Hi Asd
#286 to #285 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
lol hi
#287 to #286 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
How are you today?
#288 to #287 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
Fine, playing dark souls. Im invading peoples worlds and killing them lol
#289 to #288 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Devious
#290 to #289 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
Indeed
#291 to #290 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Would you like to play TERA together later..?
#292 to #291 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
lol sure
#293 to #292 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Let me know when you have time :3
#294 to #293 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
I can play now idk for how long ill play though
#295 to #294 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
How long do you think?
#296 to #295 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
until I get bored XD or my friend gets off work idk when ehs off though
#297 to #296 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Alright, get on Cha :)
#298 to #297 - Asdflvr (12/09/2012) [-]
what was your name
#299 to #298 - JKG (12/09/2012) [-]
Ailukei