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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:8/21/2009
Last Login:4/23/2011
Location:In front of my computer
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Content Thumbs: 3348 total,  3841 ,  493
Comment Thumbs: 4273 total,  6547 ,  2274
Content Level Progress: 44% (44/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite
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Times Content Favorited:1103 times
Total Comments Made:2542
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lol haven't been on here in forever ever since this site turned to shit with the thumbs, user comics (I'm looking at you Mondo, you started that shit), the polls, and all the fourteen-year-olds who thought they could take on /b/ when in reality it was those same kids who were trying to troll all of fj. Just fyi there was never a war between fj and /b/. It was trolls trolling trolls. I put too much into this site to delete this but I'm not logging on anymore. Goodbye.


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #310 - girguy (07/10/2010) [-]
Aw yeah, I can cross you off my blacklist. I beat you in comment ranks!...Wow, I need to get out more, huh...
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User avatar #311 to #315 - Arsonist (07/11/2010) [-]
lol by one ******* thumb. then again I stopped caring a long time ago. I'd get out more by my girlfriend is always like "blleeeeh I'm on my period blah blah blah let's talk blah blah blah"
And what happens to one who is on your blacklist?
User avatar #312 to #316 - girguy (07/11/2010) [-]
The blacklist is something I just made up. It's the people I've beaten in comment rank and have yet to beat. My next blacklist "target" is Jogz, then TigerWoods, you get the point. Mr. Squiggly is my primary blacklist enemy. Kinda a cool idea, eh? It's called the blacklist because it's a ripoff of Need fo' speed most wanted, and they used the term on that game.
User avatar #313 to #317 - Arsonist (07/11/2010) [-]
ah I see, good look beating Mr. Squiggly, really the only way you're gonna beat him is if you become undoubtedly hilarious beyond all reason or you kill him in real life.
Now if you want any houses burned down I can make good molotov cocktails provided I'm paid. :D
User avatar #314 to #318 - girguy (07/11/2010) [-]
I'll give you 2 squirrels and a bendy straw. You better be a good service lol.
User avatar #306 - aikochan (06/29/2010) [-]
im surprised you're still here. :P on this site. its even worse now than the last time i was here
User avatar #307 to #311 - Arsonist (06/29/2010) [-]
yea what can I say? I've been here too long to give it up, was anonymous since its beginning. And if you haven't noticed, the majority of the internet has turned to **** . Know whose fault it is? Myspace and Facebook. They made the internet easy for old people and young kids to access and now they are all over. I've got a feeling everything is going to go back though. Just like the stock market, it's following some kind of pattern.
User avatar #308 to #312 - aikochan (07/06/2010) [-]
My, my, you're very observent. XD I hope things do get a little better. :P
User avatar #309 to #313 - Arsonist (07/06/2010) [-]
lol well hey, I'm one of the awkward kids that went on the internet because I had no friends (I have friends now. REAL friends. No need to judge) so I've seen it change.
I'm sure it will, everything follows a pattern.
#301 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
Your hair.... do you set it up like that everyday? Or do you keep it like that for an extended period of time?
User avatar #302 to #306 - Arsonist (06/07/2010) [-]
I wish I could set it up everyday, but it's way too hard to manage.
Right now I only do it on special occasions because I need to drive and I don't fit in cars with it, if I just use hairspray it stays up for one day, if I use knox gel it can stay up for 2 weeks, even if I shower every single day. I don't like keeping it up that long because I have a friend who had a mohawk but it snapped because he never let it down.
#303 to #307 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
One person did the same thing. She never washed her hair and a spider laid eggs in it. She ended up ripping her hair out, going crazy and ending up in an insane asylum.
User avatar #304 to #308 - Arsonist (06/07/2010) [-]
how nice, but I keep myself clean so I don't need to worry about that.
#305 to #309 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (06/07/2010) [-]
That's too bad, now you won't get to have your own pet baby spiders. :/
#283 - ninjazombie **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
YOUR HAIR! :O <3 <3 <3
User avatar #284 to #288 - Arsonist (05/18/2010) [-]
My hair? colon, capitilized o, greater than sign, three, greater than sign, three, greater than sign, three?
#285 to #289 - ninjazombie **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
thats austrian for i love your hair!
User avatar #286 to #290 - Arsonist (05/18/2010) [-]
oh, well thank you very much lol, I'm glad you like it and don't think I'm some sort of freak (which I am)
#287 to #291 - ninjazombie **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
you definitely are not a freak. you are awesomeness.
User avatar #288 to #292 - Arsonist (05/18/2010) [-]
#289 to #293 - ninjazombie **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
hahaha no, no. i want nothing from you. nothing at aaaaall.....
User avatar #290 to #294 - Arsonist (05/18/2010) [-]
oh really? then why did you put all those periods at the end? YOU ARE LYING! I CAN SMELL IT! *runs away crying*
#291 to #295 - ninjazombie **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
i feel so horrible now... :'( WAAAAH! *SLITS OWN NECK*
User avatar #292 to #296 - Arsonist (05/18/2010) [-]
#293 to #297 - ninjazombie **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
its ok. im still there, my child.... ill always be right there... inside... deep, deeep inside you...
User avatar #294 to #298 - Arsonist (05/18/2010) [-]
Hopefully not in my anus D:
#295 to #299 - ninjazombie **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
User avatar #296 to #300 - Arsonist (05/18/2010) [-]
#297 to #301 - ninjazombie **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
User avatar #298 to #302 - Arsonist (05/18/2010) [-]
#299 to #303 - ninjazombie **User deleted account** (05/18/2010) [-]
AAAAAH!!! *scrambles up into your stomach and laughs maniacally*
User avatar #300 to #304 - Arsonist (05/18/2010) [-]
#265 - cerealkillar **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
your hair is ******* awesome...
User avatar #266 to #270 - Arsonist (05/17/2010) [-]
why thank you, takes forever to do it
#267 to #271 - cerealkillar **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
absolutely worth it.
User avatar #268 to #272 - Arsonist (05/17/2010) [-]
well thank you lol, I wish I could drive with them up though :P I've kept it down for like 2 months now because I have to drive myself to places, my ride has to work in the morning now.
#269 to #273 - cerealkillar **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
this might sound ******* dumb...but why cant you drive?
User avatar #270 to #274 - Arsonist (05/17/2010) [-]
My hair is like 9 to 10 inches long, I cannot sit up fully in a car because they hit the roof lol
#271 to #275 - cerealkillar **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
thats what i was thinking haha...
sunroof ftw.
User avatar #272 to #276 - Arsonist (05/17/2010) [-]
I wish but I'm poor, can't go affording a car.
#273 to #277 - cerealkillar **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
i understand >.<
me either.
User avatar #274 to #278 - Arsonist (05/17/2010) [-]
yea plus it's good for the hair to stay down for a while, I don't want it to snap off :( I had a friend who had a mohawk that snapped off. I never want my hair short ever again.
#275 to #279 - cerealkillar **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
it can just snap off...woah. mind ****
User avatar #276 to #280 - Arsonist (05/17/2010) [-]
Yeah if you apply it strong enough, and if you don't wanna keep doing it (like keep it up for 3 weeks) then you gotta make them rigid. After a while the hair just gets weak but is stays because of the hairspray, then you touch it one day and SNAP
#277 to #281 - cerealkillar **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
that would suck.
User avatar #278 to #282 - Arsonist (05/17/2010) [-]
Yes. Yes it would.
#279 to #283 - cerealkillar **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
User avatar #280 to #284 - Arsonist (05/17/2010) [-]
#281 to #285 - cerealkillar **User deleted account** (05/17/2010) [-]
#261 - mondo **User deleted account** (04/29/2010) [-]
never heard of cracked. sorry you feel that way though
User avatar #262 to #266 - Arsonist (04/29/2010) [-]
whatever. At least you didn't ragequit and leave a gigantic rant on my profile like all the other users who I disagree with or find unfunny.
And now a very depressing video on the Pixar intro made by collegehumor.
#263 to #267 - mondo **User deleted account** (04/29/2010) [-]
nah dude. im not like that. never get angry over a comment. no reason for it. thanks for the feedback though
User avatar #264 to #268 - Arsonist (04/29/2010) [-]
No problem. Not like I'm doing anything useful right now.
User avatar #255 - Killerdreage (04/07/2010) [-]
Favourite three metal bands GO GO GO.
User avatar #256 to #260 - Arsonist (04/07/2010) [-]
At the moment it would have to be Hester Prynne, Winds of Plague, and Molotov Solution
User avatar #258 to #262 - Arsonist (04/07/2010) [-]
User avatar #259 to #263 - Killerdreage (04/07/2010) [-]
For right now:
Converge, Hypocrisy and God Dethroned.
User avatar #260 to #264 - Arsonist (04/07/2010) [-]
Nice, come back in a week or two and chance are my choices will have changed
User avatar #254 - Arsonist (04/02/2010) [-]
I am so drunk at the moment lol HI THAR EVERYONE
User avatar #250 - aikochan (03/16/2010) [-]
I have been gone for quite a while, and I think FJ is worse than before......
User avatar #251 to #254 - Arsonist (03/16/2010) [-]
Oh it is trust me, taking away anon rights didn't do **** for the front page. All it did was screw my stats over.
Which led me to not want to post anymore.
And since I only posted stuff that was funny (with a FEW exceptions)...
Well there has been a huge decrease in funny pics.
User avatar #252 to #255 - aikochan (03/16/2010) [-]
And all of these crappy stick figure comic strips...gah! Don't get me started with the rolls. Is FJ trying to be 4chan /b/?
User avatar #253 to #256 - Arsonist (03/16/2010) [-]
Like. No. Other.
Only they keep saying that they hate /b/ and that they're better.
I was thinking about making an actual funny rant but I'm too lazy to actually make it funny. So I didn't post it.
But seriously, I only come here because I'm bored, I have no life, and my girlfriend lives 400 miles away. Only reasons.
User avatar #249 to #252 - Arsonist (03/06/2010) [-]
lol you gonna PM this to me too?
Spam doesn't annoy me.
User avatar #242 - ThatCoolGuy (01/21/2010) [-]
Metal for the ************* win :D
User avatar #229 - mememan (01/19/2010) [-]
Hey yeah that comment about the President being able to "do whatever the **** he wants?" History fail. He's got to get Congress's aproval to do anything with the armed forces, all of them. Learn some **** about your country, retard.

*This comment brought to you by Mr. BitchPlease.*
User avatar #230 to #233 - Arsonist (01/19/2010) [-]
My god, it's not in the Constitution, if the president needed Congress to approve every single thing he did this country would never get anything done. He needs approval to declare war, but he can move soldiers wherever the **** he wants. You just don't seem to be understanding what I'm talking about. Go on and read it, it doesn't say anything about moving soldiers. Learn your **** first.
User avatar #231 to #234 - mememan (01/19/2010) [-]
Know what? You're right.

Apparently, the President can move troop anywhere he wants, but only for 90 days, THEN he needs congressional approval to extend the movement. It was part of an emergency law back in the 80's.

Sorry. I ****** up. And that shouldn't happen, seeng as how I study history. I had a herp-derp moment there.

(goes to nearest cliff, yells, "I APOLOGIZE!" and jumps into the sea)
User avatar #232 to #235 - Arsonist (01/19/2010) [-]
It's fine. Happens to everyone (especially me). Mostly because I see myself as actually intelligent.
But whatever, at least you realized it and admitted it. And I know that law, it's when I realized that the president has the highest military ranking (being commander-in-chief and all)
NOOOO DON'T JUMP! **** ...he had my car keys...guess I'm walking.
User avatar #233 to #236 - mememan (01/19/2010) [-]
*flies overhead*

JETPACK *************************** ...

User avatar #234 to #237 - Arsonist (01/19/2010) [-]

God dammit he still has my keys...that's the only way I can get chicks! I just hide them in the trunk, people start asking questions when I carry around body bags. Dammit.
User avatar #235 to #238 - mememan (01/19/2010) [-]
Oh look thar in the grass! I dropped ur keys flying overhead. Wups. ;)
User avatar #243 to #239 - Arsonist (01/21/2010) [-]
Well isn't that just great, I just figured out I walked here! My house is like 1000 miles away.
#219 - anon (01/12/2010) [-]
damn, that penile cancer diagnosis sucks. sorry they had to amputate it, man..well..not man anymore but, sorry you had to have your penis amputated
User avatar #220 to #223 - Arsonist (01/13/2010) [-]
Yeah it sucks. But don't worry, they gave me a new one, it's actually twice the size of my old one, ranging around 11 inches.
Thank god for science, now I get ALL the ladies.
User avatar #211 - brunderberg (12/30/2009) [-]
Ok Sir i Shall Put my Picture Down Thank You For Helping get rid of Reposting... I really do try to Not Repost Pictures and i shall take it down now
#209 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (12/28/2009) [-]
Arsonist... a guy with epic hair, a lot of lulz and amazing friends like myself. He will be missed.
User avatar #210 to #212 - Arsonist (12/29/2009) [-]
Now the **** are you talking about? Aw **** man you better not be saying that I'm dead! I'M NOT DEAD ************ !
#212 to #213 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/01/2010) [-]
Oh sorry....ok everyone pack up this guys on for next Wednesday sorry sorry lets hurry over to uh ..miss pattersons house she needs a pick up soon. Hey sorry guy tell you what though we'll give you a free reaper funeral on the house if you know when some ones gonna die tell us and we will handle free of charge. Also leave where please.
User avatar #214 to #216 - Arsonist (01/07/2010) [-]
God dammit. This happens every week! You guys need to get your **** together.
#215 to #218 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/10/2010) [-]
Well with all these burning houses its kind of rush hour non-stop.
User avatar #216 to #219 - Arsonist (01/11/2010) [-]
Not my fault the firemen suck at stopping fires. And it's DEFINITELY not my fault that the cops suck at catching me.
#217 to #220 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/11/2010) [-]
It is your fault so many people don't like scorched bodies from fires you started lying around, otherwise they wouldn't be scorched.
User avatar #218 to #221 - Arsonist (01/12/2010) [-]
Well maybe if they did a better job at running from my fires they wouldn't get scorched. This is a free country, I will put my fires wherever the hell I want.
#221 to #222 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/15/2010) [-]
Well I wouldn't be so far behind in my job if you'd slow it down. SO NYAAH :Pt
User avatar #222 to #225 - Arsonist (01/15/2010) [-]
Hey you know what? We're in a real ****** economy right now so I'm giving you tons of business. I don't wanna hear any of your complaints.
#223 to #226 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/16/2010) [-]
I'm the one person who doesn't need that, because I am so lazy I would rather get set on fire by a maniac with amazing ha----- hey what are you doing on next Wednesday?
User avatar #224 to #227 - Arsonist (01/16/2010) [-]
Umm, nothing much, I gotta take the car in around 11:00 that day and I have a dermatologist appointment around 1:30. I think that's because of all the burns. Why?
#225 to #228 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/17/2010) [-]
Grab a bottle of kerosene, lighter fluid, oil, gas, and some fire works. I have an idea...
User avatar #226 to #229 - Arsonist (01/19/2010) [-]
Done, where do I need to go and when do I need to be there?
#227 to #230 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [-]
The corner of sesame street and electric avenue in zoobalumjupe island on February 31 at 13:70 qm.
User avatar #228 to #231 - Arsonist (01/19/2010) [-]
Okay, need me to bring anything else? A sandwich? Perhaps some hookers? A cute, cuddly kitty?
#236 to #232 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [-]
A lighter might be helpful.
User avatar #237 to #240 - Arsonist (01/20/2010) [-]
I have plenty of those. Is this all you really need?
#238 to #241 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [-]
Can you kill me with those? If yes that's all I need. If no bring a shotgun, and some bullets for good measure, and maybe a gameboy because it's a long ******* drive.
User avatar #239 to #242 - Arsonist (01/20/2010) [-]
Oh you want me to kill you? That's simple, let me put on my fisting glove.
User avatar #247 to #243 - Arsonist (01/24/2010) [-]
**** how did you know I always wanted that?! You're so thoughtful. So when should I kill you?
#246 to #243 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/24/2010) [-]
I just got the idea for a christmas gift for you, you ready? A dead baby wrapped in pretty lights! Great right?
User avatar #245 to #243 - Arsonist (01/22/2010) [-]
So do dead babies...wait did I say that out loud?
#244 to #243 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/22/2010) [-]
Pretty lights make everything fun.
User avatar #241 to #243 - Arsonist (01/20/2010) [-]
Fine, but this way is just so much more fun.
#240 to #243 - a dinosaur **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [-]
Whoa slow down with that idea, the only person who fists me is a certain someone who wears leather, and doesn't believe in a safe word.
#207 - anon (12/24/2009) [-]
haha, for now, im gonna stay ahead of you
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User avatar #204 - TwoHalves (12/14/2009) [-]
Tell me, Arsonist...Would you play your lyre as the world burned?
User avatar #203 - JustFuckOff (12/11/2009) [-]
hm.... clone one and then breed it? then the world would be FILLED with potted plants with cool hair, and who doesnt want that?
#202 - KyliePoh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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