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|#1 - Me: A ramp would work, right? Engineer: Trust me I'm an en… [+] (24 new replies)||09/18/2015 on Le Aaron Paul Maymay||+284|
#34 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Being A Complete Fucking Retard: Thinking engineering is about "LOL FUCK IT BUILD IT AS BIG AS WE FUCKING CAN BECAUSE LOL" and not about "Let's do the most simple and efficient possible thing to get the job done."
#27 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
PG (Paralyzed Guy): I need your help or I'll get fired!
Engineer: What's the problem?
PG: I'm a great crane operator but its hard to get up to the cockpit due to both of my legs being paralyzed.
Engineer: Say no more, your boss gave me the okay.
#25 - xgolgothax (09/19/2015) [-]
for a wheelchair ramp it's recommended you have 1 foot of length for every inch of rise. A ramp high enough to reach the normal height of the cockpit of a heavy machine like that would have to wind back and forth and it would have him exhausted just going up and down it. This was the better solution long term.
#23 - thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
**thetrapkiller used "*roll picture*"**
**thetrapkiller rolled image**
If you were a good creative engineer like me you would have thought of a lever-operated foldable ramp hold attachment to the side of the cockpit that supports the ramp and folds it down when he pushes a button but that's just innovation
#45 - Einsty (09/19/2015) [-]
A ramp is too big if it has to be inclined the way it should. I tried to go up a ramp on a wheelchair, it's a fucking pain. So you'd need a lift. Lift is also big, so when stowed, it would obscure vision or hinder the vehicle mobility.
Also, instead of rolling a picture, you could have attached a drawing of what the hell is "foldable ramp hold attachment to the side" supposed to look like.
#56 - thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
Look, you are obviously not getting the picture and I would not further speak to such a retard. My condolences to this disabled man and his boss, but no condolences to YOUR disability...
#66 - thetrapkiller (09/19/2015) [-]
>needing to see through the door
Do you operate machinery? Doesn't sound like you do.
>your descriptive geometry skill
Ok, you're fucking retarded first of all. You call MS paint geometry skill? Obviously you're under the influence or some shit because I drew this in only 5 minutes. Your ideas make no sense? Well that's because you have none. Come back to me later when you're fucking relevant. Jesus Christ on a stick your brain cell count must be negative.
#67 - Einsty (09/19/2015) [-]
You said you were an engineer. That would imply you know basic geometry and technical drawing principles, yet you demonstrated a lack of such understanding.
After numerous attempts, I fail to understand your idea and given the low quality of your explanation and drawing, it is not surprising.
Please return your degree if you have one, if not, please refrain from further attempts to design access enabling devices for the disabled. The world will be safer that way.
#35 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
Where does the ramp fold down to, retard?
#2 - OtisMcWonderful (09/18/2015) [-]
That ramp would be fuckhueg though. The ADA required slope for wheelchair ramps is 12" of ramp for every inch of rise. And I assume that other countries have similar requirements. To put that into perspective, you'd need a 36 foot long ramp just to go up 3 feet, and the excavator cab is a bit higher than that. Then you'd need to either make it retract into the excavator, which obviously doesn't have room for a ramp of such length, even if the ramp folded or something. Or you could have someone else remove the ramp after he gets into the cab, but then you lose the advantage of having a single operator excavator. And even if you did that, where would you store a long-ass ramp while it isn't needed?
It doesn't take an engineer to see that a ramp is a much worse solution than just having the cab lower itself. He can climb into and out of the cab like this, just as he would a car.
#11 - OtisMcWonderful (09/18/2015) [-]
It's a waste of time. You have to climb into these things, so they'd have to climb while carrying him, both in and out. There isn't always going to be someone right next to it ready to get him out every time he needs to either.
They're better off just spending the money to make it accessible to their already skilled operator rather than hire a new one or have him depend on someone else to do his job.
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