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#7 - 100% agree. My first time ever i lasted for over an hour. The …  [+] (32 new replies) 04/20/2015 on How to last longer -67
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#129 - nommonsterbaa (04/21/2015) [-]
>lasted an hour
>homework due in 30 minutes
>school starts in 20 minutes

You either are lying, can't tell time, or have a very disappointing amount of respect for your school work young man
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#126 - roguekek (04/21/2015) [-]
>homework due in 30 minutes
>lasted an hour

there seems to be a plot hole in your story sir
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#93 - cattestacles (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm sure it felt like an hour. It normally does when you're getting railed in the ass.
#76 - thegrimpoe (04/21/2015) [-]
#72 - sociocat (04/21/2015) [-]
Gee bill a whole hour?
#59 - vampyric (04/21/2015) [-]
My first time was also around an hour, and I didn't even finish. I actually ended up getting blue balls and had to finish myself. Went at it again after a few hours and was struggling to last 5 minutes. No idea what happened and just came to the conclusion my body didn't know what was going on.
#122 - badgatewayerror (04/21/2015) [-]
same here i lasted nearly an hour my first time and then now i cant last longer than ten
fun fact my grandmother also died during that hour
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#134 - itznick (04/21/2015) [-]
Same thing happened to me, I mentioned this to my brother and he didn't believe me. I thought I was a freak not being able cum during sex, but now I cum in a good 10 minutes.
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#30 - synystyr (04/21/2015) [-]
>lasted an hour
>due in 30 minutes
You made the right choice
#8 - anon (04/20/2015) [-]
First time ever lasted over an hour. Bullshit.
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#145 - straitedge (04/21/2015) [-]
Bruh, I didn't even nut my first time. Well over 50 minutes and I didn't even reach the grand finale. I was 17, nervous, and with a slut
Sorry we're not two-pump chumps, anon.
#144 - taurusguy (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh fuck off, it took me an hour and a half maybe more, its not like you look at what time it is during it, all i know is my legs were sore as shit from all of it, as were my hands
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#99 - TheBigGummyBear (04/21/2015) [-]
It's actually really common for it to take a long time the first time since you really don't know what you're doing and/or you're nervous as hell.

My first time was awkward as shit, and I lasted like 40min and this is partly why;

- Had jacked off twice during the day already, was a quiet home alone day and didn't think i'd be getting laid that day

- Girl was like 7/10, which is pretty good but back then I had crazy expectations of girls so I didn't think she was that great

- Only condom I could find was one of those ribbed for her pleasure ones, which means it was thick and I could hardly feel a thing.

- Nervous of course, it was my first time.

Point is, lasting a long time on your first time I think is pretty darn common. It's easy to just call bull shit because you don't believe a stranger on the internet.
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#85 - TheLizardKing (04/21/2015) [-]
First time I actually didn't even cum after about an hour. I was way too nervous about it but in the end she was in bliss and gave me those most amazing blowjob to date (did cum to that).
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#84 - homosexuality (04/21/2015) [-]
So many stories of people lasting an hour. I'll throw mine in since it lasted less than a minute.
Well technically my first time was 5 minutes, but because me and her started off anally, I'm not going to count it.
First time we did it vaginally, I was done the second I put it in. Had a 15 second freak out as I tried to decide whether to pull out or not. Wasn't wearing a condom because we were dumb kids.
Eventually pulled out and nutted on her stomach. Sat there embarrassed and after that we pretty much only did anal.
#138 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/21/2015) [-]

I'm on to you, imposter.
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#152 - homosexuality (04/21/2015) [-]
What can I say? I went through a straight phase, but I grew out of it.
#153 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/21/2015) [-]
Heterosexuality is a sin and should be erazed. It is unnatural. Adam and Steve/Alma and Eve, not Adam and Eve.

Sarcasm detector = off the fucking charts.
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#78 - nagafever (04/21/2015) [-]
my first time lasted 45 minutes because i was scared shitless someone was gonna come into the room (on our school no doors locked, except toilet stalls but they were mostly see-through anyway)
#77 - quantumshadowaura (04/21/2015) [-]
I took me close to 40 mins to cum my first time
but my ass hurt for like 3 days after that
Dad was upset
most rape victims dont cum at all
#137 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/21/2015) [-]
It's not entirely uncommon for someone to cum purely from anal stimulation. You see, the man's g-spot is in his anus.
#61 - sensuallobster (04/21/2015) [-]
actually im with this guy. lasted 45 minutes my first time now its usually anywhere from 10-15
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#54 - marinepenguin (04/21/2015) [-]
Took me two hours the first time. I thought something was wrong and we almost stopped a few times because I wanted to give up. I think your first time is either going to be one extreme or the other, and neither is super fun.
#37 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
I lasted 3 my first time, it probably sounds like horse shit but my dick isnt really sensitive at all, didnt really feel much any other time i had sex either.
#35 - tpir (04/21/2015) [-]
I believe it. My first time a wore a condom and we went for like an hour and a half cus I couldn't feel anything. She eventually just finished me with an hj.
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#24 - proudnerd (04/21/2015) [-]
First time I lasted like 40 minutes but that was because I got too small of condoms and it was way too tight and I couldn't feel anything.
#22 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
I couldn't cum on my first time, faggot.
#16 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
I believe him. My first sexual experience the chick actually got tired of going down on me, I was kinda drunk and nervous and wasn't even climaxing so I had to finish myself.
#15 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
My first time was around the same also so it's not uncommon you're just shit
#68 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
Sure buddy.
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#12 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
Although i think hes talking shit its not unlikely to last over an hour on your first time, a lot of people myself included have a penis which isn't very sensitive. After years of masturbating i know the fastest way to cum myself but sex takes too long that most times i have to pull out and finish myself off.

Anon because i'd rather not people know about my dick.
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#170 - hosl (07/18/2014) [-]
If you're good at specifically one or two lanes and not getting that may jeopardize your chance of winning, then yes stand your ground. If you play all roles equally then it's up to you.

Personally in diamond I can only play mid really well, so I try to get that any way that I can because.. well.. I wana win lol.
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