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#7 - 100% agree. My first time ever i lasted for over an hour. The …  [+] (32 replies) 04/20/2015 on How to last longer -67
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#129 - nommonsterbaa (04/21/2015) [-]
>lasted an hour
>homework due in 30 minutes
>school starts in 20 minutes

You either are lying, can't tell time, or have a very disappointing amount of respect for your school work young man
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#126 - roguekek (04/21/2015) [-]
>homework due in 30 minutes
>lasted an hour

there seems to be a plot hole in your story sir
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#93 - cattestacles (04/21/2015) [-]
I'm sure it felt like an hour. It normally does when you're getting railed in the ass.
#76 - thegrimpoe (04/21/2015) [-]
#72 - sociocat (04/21/2015) [-]
Gee bill a whole hour?
#59 - vampyric (04/21/2015) [-]
My first time was also around an hour, and I didn't even finish. I actually ended up getting blue balls and had to finish myself. Went at it again after a few hours and was struggling to last 5 minutes. No idea what happened and just came to the conclusion my body didn't know what was going on.
#122 - badgatewayerror (04/21/2015) [-]
same here i lasted nearly an hour my first time and then now i cant last longer than ten
fun fact my grandmother also died during that hour
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#134 - itznick (04/21/2015) [-]
Same thing happened to me, I mentioned this to my brother and he didn't believe me. I thought I was a freak not being able cum during sex, but now I cum in a good 10 minutes.
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#30 - synystyr (04/21/2015) [-]
>lasted an hour
>due in 30 minutes
You made the right choice
#8 - anon (04/20/2015) [-]
First time ever lasted over an hour. Bullshit.
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#145 - straitedge (04/21/2015) [-]
Bruh, I didn't even nut my first time. Well over 50 minutes and I didn't even reach the grand finale. I was 17, nervous, and with a slut
Sorry we're not two-pump chumps, anon.
#144 - taurusguy (04/21/2015) [-]
Oh fuck off, it took me an hour and a half maybe more, its not like you look at what time it is during it, all i know is my legs were sore as shit from all of it, as were my hands
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#99 - TheBigGummyBear (04/21/2015) [-]
It's actually really common for it to take a long time the first time since you really don't know what you're doing and/or you're nervous as hell.

My first time was awkward as shit, and I lasted like 40min and this is partly why;

- Had jacked off twice during the day already, was a quiet home alone day and didn't think i'd be getting laid that day

- Girl was like 7/10, which is pretty good but back then I had crazy expectations of girls so I didn't think she was that great

- Only condom I could find was one of those ribbed for her pleasure ones, which means it was thick and I could hardly feel a thing.

- Nervous of course, it was my first time.

Point is, lasting a long time on your first time I think is pretty darn common. It's easy to just call bull shit because you don't believe a stranger on the internet.
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#85 - TheLizardKing (04/21/2015) [-]
First time I actually didn't even cum after about an hour. I was way too nervous about it but in the end she was in bliss and gave me those most amazing blowjob to date (did cum to that).
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#84 - homosexuality (04/21/2015) [-]
So many stories of people lasting an hour. I'll throw mine in since it lasted less than a minute.
Well technically my first time was 5 minutes, but because me and her started off anally, I'm not going to count it.
First time we did it vaginally, I was done the second I put it in. Had a 15 second freak out as I tried to decide whether to pull out or not. Wasn't wearing a condom because we were dumb kids.
Eventually pulled out and nutted on her stomach. Sat there embarrassed and after that we pretty much only did anal.
#138 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/21/2015) [-]

I'm on to you, imposter.
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#152 - homosexuality (04/21/2015) [-]
What can I say? I went through a straight phase, but I grew out of it.
#153 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/21/2015) [-]
Heterosexuality is a sin and should be erazed. It is unnatural. Adam and Steve/Alma and Eve, not Adam and Eve.

Sarcasm detector = off the fucking charts.
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#78 - nagafever (04/21/2015) [-]
my first time lasted 45 minutes because i was scared shitless someone was gonna come into the room (on our school no doors locked, except toilet stalls but they were mostly see-through anyway)
#77 - quantumshadowaura (04/21/2015) [-]
I took me close to 40 mins to cum my first time
but my ass hurt for like 3 days after that
Dad was upset
most rape victims dont cum at all
#137 - eiaisqzbsesb (04/21/2015) [-]
It's not entirely uncommon for someone to cum purely from anal stimulation. You see, the man's g-spot is in his anus.
#61 - sensuallobster (04/21/2015) [-]
actually im with this guy. lasted 45 minutes my first time now its usually anywhere from 10-15
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#54 - marinepenguin (04/21/2015) [-]
Took me two hours the first time. I thought something was wrong and we almost stopped a few times because I wanted to give up. I think your first time is either going to be one extreme or the other, and neither is super fun.
#37 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
I lasted 3 my first time, it probably sounds like horse shit but my dick isnt really sensitive at all, didnt really feel much any other time i had sex either.
#35 - tpir (04/21/2015) [-]
I believe it. My first time a wore a condom and we went for like an hour and a half cus I couldn't feel anything. She eventually just finished me with an hj.
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#24 - proudnerd (04/21/2015) [-]
First time I lasted like 40 minutes but that was because I got too small of condoms and it was way too tight and I couldn't feel anything.
#22 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
I couldn't cum on my first time, faggot.
#16 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
I believe him. My first sexual experience the chick actually got tired of going down on me, I was kinda drunk and nervous and wasn't even climaxing so I had to finish myself.
#15 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
My first time was around the same also so it's not uncommon you're just shit
#68 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
Sure buddy.
#115 - schnitzelwagen (04/21/2015) [-]
#12 - anon (04/21/2015) [-]
Although i think hes talking shit its not unlikely to last over an hour on your first time, a lot of people myself included have a penis which isn't very sensitive. After years of masturbating i know the fastest way to cum myself but sex takes too long that most times i have to pull out and finish myself off.

Anon because i'd rather not people know about my dick.
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