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User avatar #5 - OrangeZebra (04/16/2012) [-]
No but seriously please, it's pretty fun

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User avatar #6 - Anozira (04/16/2012) [-]
I'll do it because the picture made me laugh, not because you told me to.
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This isn't a thread.
User avatar #4 - Anozira (12/23/2011) [-]
Comment thread. So yeah, it's a tread.
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User avatar #1 - OrangeZebra (04/16/2012) [-]
Ever wanted to create your own player and compete to be win a championship? Maybe you're like Ovechkin and you want to score 50 goals a season. Or, perhaps you want to be like Thornton and lead the league in assists every year. Of course, being a heavyweight like Colton Orr, or a punishing defenseman like Dion Phaneuf can be rewarding too.
Now, with the Simulation Hockey League, you have a chance to create your own player and define your own legacy! check it out:
How does it work? Simple: first, create your account for the forums, then you create your player from scratch, full of all the customization you could dream of, from the create a player form. You pick from what type of player you are, whether it be grinder, two-way forward, offensive forward, defensive defenseman, or offensive defenseman.

We're just finished season 7, and we are looking for more members to take part in our junior league. You will get drafted by one of the 10 junior league teams, which will get the GM's to "scout" you before the SHL (main league) entry draft at the end of the junior league season. The league is run by some of the best and most dedicated members sim leagues can find, the league has been running strong for 7 straight seasons, over a year now, and is just booming!
The SHL is run by experienced uncle dolanistrators who love simulation hockey, and are devoted to making the league a great experience for all of its members. It uses the SimonT Hockey Simulator for simming all of the games, and will provide live play by play (and with it an exciting atmosphere) for each simulated game.
you can improve your player, negotiate your contract, you can find a job to earn yourself some extra cash (used to improve your player).
If your interested and have any questions you can pm me, and I can get you started.

User avatar #2 to #1 - OrangeZebra (04/16/2012) [-]
a better scorer/passer/fighter/keeper/ etc.

There is also a specific aspect of the forum dedicated to NHL talk, each team has its own board for fans! Talk with hundreds of other fans like yourselves about the latest news and/or updates!

so sign up, its a lot of fun!

NOTE: You need to be activated by an uncle dolanistrator to actually get onto the main site, but if you pm me about this, I'll let one of the uncle dolanistrators know and you'll get into the site ASAP.

User avatar #3 to #2 - Anozira (04/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #5 to #3 - OrangeZebra (04/16/2012) [-]
No but seriously please, it's pretty fun

User avatar #6 to #4 - Anozira (04/16/2012) [-]
I'll do it because the picture made me laugh, not because you told me to.
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