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#7 - >bring up bikini photos for beat sesh >remember nift…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/24/2015 on Try it! It works! +79
User avatar #36 - ieatbengay (02/24/2015) [-]
a man can dream
#10 - theahhnold (02/24/2015) [-]
>yfw
#586 - obviously i will always have encouraging words for adminleader… 02/10/2015 on Cheer Admin up :( 0
#585 - just a question for now what do you program in addy? … 02/10/2015 on Cheer Admin up :( 0
#18 - well the whole thing almost started as a way to get my enduran…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Off to NSFW +1
User avatar #82 - dawggz (02/09/2015) [-]
I am really curious as to what you donate.
But JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 30 HOURS? I jacked once for 21 times in about 20 hours and I thought that was too much.
User avatar #41 - kalima (02/09/2015) [-]
You got this thumb because I love farscape
User avatar #20 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
I feel like that's kinda funny you practiced to last long instead of controlling when to cum in the last year I've jackex off In under five minutes and had 3 day marathons of jacking off

Speaking of that I feel ashamed of myself as I just. Jacked off into my laundry as I put it in the wash not sure why but I also feel kinda proud
#15 - well obviously no food break hahah that happens later and its …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Off to NSFW +2
User avatar #16 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm thinking about explaining that that her just like bunny lets fuck for the next. Day and a half
#18 - AnonymousDonor (02/09/2015) [-]
well the whole thing almost started as a way to get my endurance up to please my future partners

and get this the one i found now (and am totally falling in love with) legitimately likes every part of me for me and seriously doesn't like when it lasts hours

boy do i feel stupid
User avatar #82 - dawggz (02/09/2015) [-]
I am really curious as to what you donate.
But JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 30 HOURS? I jacked once for 21 times in about 20 hours and I thought that was too much.
User avatar #41 - kalima (02/09/2015) [-]
You got this thumb because I love farscape
User avatar #20 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
I feel like that's kinda funny you practiced to last long instead of controlling when to cum in the last year I've jackex off In under five minutes and had 3 day marathons of jacking off

Speaking of that I feel ashamed of myself as I just. Jacked off into my laundry as I put it in the wash not sure why but I also feel kinda proud
#13 - well i mean i'd need at least one break to stop and take a pis…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Off to NSFW 0
User avatar #14 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
dude theres a reason why "if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours call you doctor" is in Viagra commercials. i forgot what it was called exatly but it over expands and then shrinks it? idk i forgot i do rember not to do that though.
also no food break?
User avatar #30 - spooooce (02/09/2015) [-]
I think you're taking about Priapism. That is when your dick is erect and the blood traveling up the left side freely, is being trapped on the right side of the penis because the valve that controls the restriction of blood flow is closed. This is how you fix it: You go to A&E (idk?) and the doctor gets a needle, while the patient is still awake, and with out any anesthetic, then starts to draw blood out of the penis. If this doesn't work, the doctor gets a needle with a salt (saline?) solution in it, injects it into the penis, to try and flush the blood out or break up any blood that has thickened (coagulated) up, trying to prompt the valve to open, lessening the pressure. By this stage, if the penis is still erect, the blood is of a tomato paste-type consistency. If this is the case, the patient needs to go under with a general, the doctor inserts a knife about an inch into the penis head (through the urethra I presume) and turns it 90 digress clockwise, allowing blood to freely flow, but making the patient unable to ever gain an erection again. There is a spider known to make an erection last for a very long time, somewhere in Brazil.
User avatar #94 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
in that spoiler is what i was thinking of and it still scares me.
User avatar #55 - aldothenazi (02/09/2015) [-]
That sounds yummy, never gonna go to doctor if I have 4 hour+ boner..
#15 - AnonymousDonor (02/09/2015) [-]
well obviously no food break hahah that happens later and its a feast

and yeah it does kinda do that but it still stays there and its.....this really weird feeling honestly its only happened when i've been awake for 24+ hours and i'm already not thinking clearly at all .......and in all honesty for the sake of my schlong i've been trying to quit but theres just this very strange allure about taking things so delicately for so long and finally getting to satisfy that sheer lust yano cuz you're always opening 27 tabs and never getting the chance to actually see them and then after ALL that time when you finally nut at the end its indescribable

fucked up of course, but indescribable. also you lose like 3 pounds. and typically at least one friend. not to mention dangerous. like i went for some ~40 hours once [2 piss breaks] and got up so dehydrated i nearly passed out in the shower. not to mention the amount of grease that ends up on everything you touch in that long period of time
---honestly im hoping the fact that i just got a new stain-free computer would be the main thing keeping me from going back to it (and of course the girlfriend. im sure she would not look too proudly on such things)
User avatar #16 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm thinking about explaining that that her just like bunny lets fuck for the next. Day and a half
#18 - AnonymousDonor (02/09/2015) [-]
well the whole thing almost started as a way to get my endurance up to please my future partners

and get this the one i found now (and am totally falling in love with) legitimately likes every part of me for me and seriously doesn't like when it lasts hours

boy do i feel stupid
User avatar #82 - dawggz (02/09/2015) [-]
I am really curious as to what you donate.
But JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 30 HOURS? I jacked once for 21 times in about 20 hours and I thought that was too much.
User avatar #41 - kalima (02/09/2015) [-]
You got this thumb because I love farscape
User avatar #20 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
I feel like that's kinda funny you practiced to last long instead of controlling when to cum in the last year I've jackex off In under five minutes and had 3 day marathons of jacking off

Speaking of that I feel ashamed of myself as I just. Jacked off into my laundry as I put it in the wash not sure why but I also feel kinda proud
#11 - thats cuz you're a quitter and 7 hours of wanking is …  [+] (13 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Off to NSFW +6
User avatar #129 - arreatface (02/09/2015) [-]
30+ hours straight on MULTIPLE OCCASIONS
livin the dream bro
User avatar #12 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
30+ did you at least get unerect for a 30mins every 5 hours dude othersie thats blanks man
#13 - AnonymousDonor (02/09/2015) [-]
well i mean i'd need at least one break to stop and take a piss but other than that not really

User avatar #14 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
dude theres a reason why "if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours call you doctor" is in Viagra commercials. i forgot what it was called exatly but it over expands and then shrinks it? idk i forgot i do rember not to do that though.
also no food break?
User avatar #30 - spooooce (02/09/2015) [-]
I think you're taking about Priapism. That is when your dick is erect and the blood traveling up the left side freely, is being trapped on the right side of the penis because the valve that controls the restriction of blood flow is closed. This is how you fix it: You go to A&E (idk?) and the doctor gets a needle, while the patient is still awake, and with out any anesthetic, then starts to draw blood out of the penis. If this doesn't work, the doctor gets a needle with a salt (saline?) solution in it, injects it into the penis, to try and flush the blood out or break up any blood that has thickened (coagulated) up, trying to prompt the valve to open, lessening the pressure. By this stage, if the penis is still erect, the blood is of a tomato paste-type consistency. If this is the case, the patient needs to go under with a general, the doctor inserts a knife about an inch into the penis head (through the urethra I presume) and turns it 90 digress clockwise, allowing blood to freely flow, but making the patient unable to ever gain an erection again. There is a spider known to make an erection last for a very long time, somewhere in Brazil.
User avatar #94 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
in that spoiler is what i was thinking of and it still scares me.
User avatar #55 - aldothenazi (02/09/2015) [-]
That sounds yummy, never gonna go to doctor if I have 4 hour+ boner..
#15 - AnonymousDonor (02/09/2015) [-]
well obviously no food break hahah that happens later and its a feast

and yeah it does kinda do that but it still stays there and its.....this really weird feeling honestly its only happened when i've been awake for 24+ hours and i'm already not thinking clearly at all .......and in all honesty for the sake of my schlong i've been trying to quit but theres just this very strange allure about taking things so delicately for so long and finally getting to satisfy that sheer lust yano cuz you're always opening 27 tabs and never getting the chance to actually see them and then after ALL that time when you finally nut at the end its indescribable

fucked up of course, but indescribable. also you lose like 3 pounds. and typically at least one friend. not to mention dangerous. like i went for some ~40 hours once [2 piss breaks] and got up so dehydrated i nearly passed out in the shower. not to mention the amount of grease that ends up on everything you touch in that long period of time
---honestly im hoping the fact that i just got a new stain-free computer would be the main thing keeping me from going back to it (and of course the girlfriend. im sure she would not look too proudly on such things)
User avatar #16 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm thinking about explaining that that her just like bunny lets fuck for the next. Day and a half
#18 - AnonymousDonor (02/09/2015) [-]
well the whole thing almost started as a way to get my endurance up to please my future partners

and get this the one i found now (and am totally falling in love with) legitimately likes every part of me for me and seriously doesn't like when it lasts hours

boy do i feel stupid
User avatar #82 - dawggz (02/09/2015) [-]
I am really curious as to what you donate.
But JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 30 HOURS? I jacked once for 21 times in about 20 hours and I thought that was too much.
User avatar #41 - kalima (02/09/2015) [-]
You got this thumb because I love farscape
User avatar #20 - needsauceadmisblan (02/09/2015) [-]
I feel like that's kinda funny you practiced to last long instead of controlling when to cum in the last year I've jackex off In under five minutes and had 3 day marathons of jacking off

Speaking of that I feel ashamed of myself as I just. Jacked off into my laundry as I put it in the wash not sure why but I also feel kinda proud
#10 - cant focus on anything else 02/09/2015 on Sonic in the Middle +6
#7 - maybe its just a bunch of single fathers who want to make thei…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/09/2015 on Random Internet #37 +567
User avatar #183 - peezle (02/09/2015) [-]
I'm sure.
User avatar #177 - hattheifbatman (02/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, for... Purposes
User avatar #169 - hardstylehobo (02/09/2015) [-]
This possibility does not coincide with their misandrist agenda, so it's entirely inconceivable to them that this may be the case.
User avatar #125 - flappyhippobutt (02/09/2015) [-]
OR OOOOOR !
maybe, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe but seriously JUST maybe !


























pedos.
User avatar #124 - runescapewasgood (02/09/2015) [-]
yup definitely thats what it is no one look any further
#85 - synthane (02/09/2015) [-]
Also, I know my sister's youtube account says she is a '45 year old male'. This is just Tumblr, once again, freaking out over nothing.
#45 - anonexplains (02/09/2015) [-]
I WANT TO BELIEVE
#42 - anonexplains (02/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #30 - angelious (02/09/2015) [-]
maybe its maybeline



also who the hell even uses their correct age on youtube accounts??
User avatar #29 - dragemit (02/09/2015) [-]
It could be girls using their father's accounts.
User avatar #38 - forsakensaint (02/09/2015) [-]
That is more than likely, family computers and whatnot. I'm sure pedos have quite bit better selection out there for them rather than watching/fapping on youtube....
User avatar #101 - baaltomekk (02/09/2015) [-]
I am pretty sure pedos wouldn't log in to their youtube account before getting off to little girls.
User avatar #21 - hejhag (02/09/2015) [-]
R.. Right? Please let this be.
#19 - anonexplains (02/09/2015) [-]
Babysitting uncle, in my case.
#166 - i would totally be hotter as a dragon 02/09/2015 on Shapeshift +1

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#2 to #1 - AnonymousDonor (04/07/2011) [-]
hahahah thank you sir! if only your account wasnt deleted and yes i completely agree but yano after so many years of dealing with popular opinions im quite used to it :D you should see how many red thumbs my actual content has its quite atrocious
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