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Age: 113
Date Signed Up:2/18/2010
Last Login:3/02/2015
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latest user's comments

#6 - Thanks! 02/28/2015 on 2014, thanks FJ 0
#4 - I'm glad it did. That's the intention. Even if you don't know … 02/28/2015 on 2014, thanks FJ 0
#2 - Thank you! It took quite a while, not to mention the computer … 02/28/2015 on 2014, thanks FJ +1
#151 - you're parents care, but their need for speed is greater. 02/26/2015 on your parents love +1
#21 - Feel free to dump as many as you'd like! I'd appreciate it!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
#22 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Alright. Enjoy.
#19 - I recently bought this computer because my other one completel…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Tumblr Comp 0
#20 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
I could dump a few on your profile or somewhere. I went for the generic ones mostly, humor, frustration, declarative statements, and arguments that I make often (white text with a black outline, for example). Oh, and a couple of thumb/upvote ones that I liked.
I like to collect things.
User avatar #21 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
Feel free to dump as many as you'd like! I'd appreciate it!
#22 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Alright. Enjoy.
#17 - I honestly don't know. The thought of weeding through all the …  [+] (5 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Tumblr Comp +2
#18 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Cool. I was just curious. My first response (after having dozens of tech-savvy friends suggest google as the immediate answer to my queries, despite me asking a question SPECIFICALLY IN THEIR AREA OF EXPERTISE) is usually to google something myself, and ask after about 5 minutes of confused searching.

(on a completely unrelated note, I finally broke down and started making a reactions folder, and now I feel compelled to post some image with at least every conversation I have, usually at the beginning and end)
#19 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
I recently bought this computer because my other one completely crashed, so until I can retrieve my old reaction folder, I am at my bare minimum. I apologize for not having anything more suitable.
#20 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
I could dump a few on your profile or somewhere. I went for the generic ones mostly, humor, frustration, declarative statements, and arguments that I make often (white text with a black outline, for example). Oh, and a couple of thumb/upvote ones that I liked.
I like to collect things.
User avatar #21 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
Feel free to dump as many as you'd like! I'd appreciate it!
#22 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Alright. Enjoy.
#15 - okay that's what I was taking it as. Thanks for explaining a b…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Tumblr Comp +1
User avatar #16 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
NP. That being said, though, why didn't you just google it?
User avatar #17 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know. The thought of weeding through all the literal searches for "what does it mean to ship" or "what does shipping mean" kind of made me decide to not go about it that way. Plus I haven't really posted anything on here in quite a while so maybe I just wanted to be a participating member of the community again.
#18 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Cool. I was just curious. My first response (after having dozens of tech-savvy friends suggest google as the immediate answer to my queries, despite me asking a question SPECIFICALLY IN THEIR AREA OF EXPERTISE) is usually to google something myself, and ask after about 5 minutes of confused searching.

(on a completely unrelated note, I finally broke down and started making a reactions folder, and now I feel compelled to post some image with at least every conversation I have, usually at the beginning and end)
#19 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
I recently bought this computer because my other one completely crashed, so until I can retrieve my old reaction folder, I am at my bare minimum. I apologize for not having anything more suitable.
#20 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
I could dump a few on your profile or somewhere. I went for the generic ones mostly, humor, frustration, declarative statements, and arguments that I make often (white text with a black outline, for example). Oh, and a couple of thumb/upvote ones that I liked.
I like to collect things.
User avatar #21 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
Feel free to dump as many as you'd like! I'd appreciate it!
#22 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Alright. Enjoy.
#12 - So what would the context be in #13 exactly? I think I've seen…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Tumblr Comp +1
User avatar #14 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Somebody is joking that these two people, who would otherwise be complete strangers, would make a great couple because of their similar tastes in humor or entertainment. The person was basically asking, "can I pretend that he ran down the stairs and you two fell in love" or something to that extent.
#15 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
okay that's what I was taking it as. Thanks for explaining a bit more guys. I've bee coming to this site since 4th grade (I'm 21 now) and it's the only place I've been where I can ask a question and immediately get a good answer and some help without having to worry about being told to fuck off or just google it. So I appreciate it guys.
User avatar #16 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
NP. That being said, though, why didn't you just google it?
User avatar #17 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know. The thought of weeding through all the literal searches for "what does it mean to ship" or "what does shipping mean" kind of made me decide to not go about it that way. Plus I haven't really posted anything on here in quite a while so maybe I just wanted to be a participating member of the community again.
#18 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Cool. I was just curious. My first response (after having dozens of tech-savvy friends suggest google as the immediate answer to my queries, despite me asking a question SPECIFICALLY IN THEIR AREA OF EXPERTISE) is usually to google something myself, and ask after about 5 minutes of confused searching.

(on a completely unrelated note, I finally broke down and started making a reactions folder, and now I feel compelled to post some image with at least every conversation I have, usually at the beginning and end)
#19 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
I recently bought this computer because my other one completely crashed, so until I can retrieve my old reaction folder, I am at my bare minimum. I apologize for not having anything more suitable.
#20 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
I could dump a few on your profile or somewhere. I went for the generic ones mostly, humor, frustration, declarative statements, and arguments that I make often (white text with a black outline, for example). Oh, and a couple of thumb/upvote ones that I liked.
I like to collect things.
User avatar #21 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
Feel free to dump as many as you'd like! I'd appreciate it!
#22 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Alright. Enjoy.
#10 - Picture  [+] (33 new replies) 02/21/2015 on Tumblr Comp +73
#93 - insaneguy (02/21/2015) [-]
this
#58 - asugar (02/21/2015) [-]
Someone saying "ship" in that context is the same to me as hearing someone say "rape culture" and mean it.

In that I hate them immediately.
User avatar #104 - basalm (02/25/2015) [-]
Victim culture
User avatar #48 - arrowed (02/21/2015) [-]
something very lonely people do
#13 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
It's internet jargon for "relationSHIP" and it means that you want to imagine a particular group of characters as being in a relationship, even when they're officially not by canon.
Common ships often include LGBT interests, or side-character romances. I think oneo fo the most popular "ships" is Harley Quinn with Poison Ivy.
When describing a "ship," surfers often replace the "and" with an "x" (Harley x Ivy) or they mash the characters' names together and say that's the ship's name (Quinnvy or Poiquinn, for example). Popular ships often get fanfiction and deviantart depictions, though I think they tend to get a lower percentage of r34 images than the characters get individually. Ships are often seen as more romantic and less sexual, though this varies from individual to individual and character to character.
User avatar #92 - zuflux (02/21/2015) [-]
Almost all ships that I notice within certain fandoms are almost always homosexual. Why? Well, most of the ones who do all the shipping are fangirls of that particular serie(s)
I don't really mind ships, I just wish there had been a few more pairings of characters that isn't a LGBT one.

Also, feel free to call me a homophobe.
#91 - lebrew (02/21/2015) [-]
Thank you, stranger with extensive knowledge of subjects i didnt know existed.
#101 - tyrson (02/22/2015) [-]
No problem.
#90 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
harley and ivy for life
User avatar #87 - kandazz (02/21/2015) [-]
I have a distinct feeling that you ship Harley and Ivy.
User avatar #98 - tyrson (02/22/2015) [-]
I do not, but the writer of my favorite webcomic ( go get a roomie ) does.
User avatar #64 - pseudobro (02/21/2015) [-]
There's always a bigger ship.

The biggest I know of is Katara and Zuko from Avatar, but I've heard terrifying things about the titanic drydock that is Naruto.
User avatar #94 - masturbakor (02/21/2015) [-]
korrasami was pretty big, even before it became canon
User avatar #97 - pseudobro (02/22/2015) [-]
Sure. But it is a real relationship, and the show ended on it. The thing about Katara/Zuko was that Katara got Aang instead (Aang and Zuko are essentially polar opposites), and that's how that show ended. Believers in Katara/Zuko refuse to accept that the canonical relationship is mutual and continue to ship them to this day, even after all the comics and all the backstory from LoK. And that's quite a lot.
#61 - buffygifs (02/21/2015) [-]
I never knew/cared why it was called shipping until now. I feel stupid.

But, that example is just, I don't know, unneeded.
User avatar #99 - tyrson (02/22/2015) [-]
What? the Harley x Ivy?
I thought most people were cool with lesbians.
#103 - buffygifs (02/23/2015) [-]
I am more than fine with lesbians. (I consider myself one, in fact.) But, I just imagine that the sex between those two would be filled with BDSM, vines, and oddly-colored body parts. And, where is Mr. J when all of this is happening? Actually... I don't want to know.
#41 - anonexplains (02/21/2015) [-]
Oh my lord, I just had a flashback. What movie is that gif from?
#43 - cordsofowls (02/21/2015) [-]
Peter Pan, the Disney animated version.
#42 - thenewerbooks (02/21/2015) [-]
Peter Pan i think
User avatar #27 - Vo Spader (02/21/2015) [-]
Very thorough +1
#100 - tyrson (02/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #11 - chuckbillrow (02/21/2015) [-]
have you ever been watching a show and thought "those two are going to get together at some point"

that is shipping in its most basic form
User avatar #12 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
So what would the context be in #13 exactly? I think I've seen it misused a number of times which is why I'm confused lol but thank you
User avatar #14 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Somebody is joking that these two people, who would otherwise be complete strangers, would make a great couple because of their similar tastes in humor or entertainment. The person was basically asking, "can I pretend that he ran down the stairs and you two fell in love" or something to that extent.
#15 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
okay that's what I was taking it as. Thanks for explaining a bit more guys. I've bee coming to this site since 4th grade (I'm 21 now) and it's the only place I've been where I can ask a question and immediately get a good answer and some help without having to worry about being told to fuck off or just google it. So I appreciate it guys.
User avatar #16 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
NP. That being said, though, why didn't you just google it?
User avatar #17 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
I honestly don't know. The thought of weeding through all the literal searches for "what does it mean to ship" or "what does shipping mean" kind of made me decide to not go about it that way. Plus I haven't really posted anything on here in quite a while so maybe I just wanted to be a participating member of the community again.
#18 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Cool. I was just curious. My first response (after having dozens of tech-savvy friends suggest google as the immediate answer to my queries, despite me asking a question SPECIFICALLY IN THEIR AREA OF EXPERTISE) is usually to google something myself, and ask after about 5 minutes of confused searching.

(on a completely unrelated note, I finally broke down and started making a reactions folder, and now I feel compelled to post some image with at least every conversation I have, usually at the beginning and end)
#19 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
I recently bought this computer because my other one completely crashed, so until I can retrieve my old reaction folder, I am at my bare minimum. I apologize for not having anything more suitable.
#20 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
I could dump a few on your profile or somewhere. I went for the generic ones mostly, humor, frustration, declarative statements, and arguments that I make often (white text with a black outline, for example). Oh, and a couple of thumb/upvote ones that I liked.
I like to collect things.
User avatar #21 - AnonsUnlimited (02/21/2015) [-]
Feel free to dump as many as you'd like! I'd appreciate it!
#22 - tyrson (02/21/2015) [-]
Alright. Enjoy.

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User avatar #399 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
giv me ur itomz
User avatar #401 to #400 - partially (06/13/2014) [-]
can i buy some?
User avatar #402 to #401 - AnonsUnlimited (06/15/2014) [-]
nope. I want them
User avatar #395 - biofatso (12/12/2012) [-]
tyvm
User avatar #394 - sexyamby (12/12/2012) [-]
thank you. :D
User avatar #393 - sirgoat (12/12/2012) [-]
thanks!
#391 - nocapsname (12/12/2012) [-]
hi i am new is the rare scythe you gave me a good item?
thanks for the help
User avatar #392 to #391 - AnonsUnlimited (12/12/2012) [-]
It was when I started collecting lol It's not VERY hard to get, but you getting it in a give away was very lucky. You're welcome. I saved you a bit of a hassle.
User avatar #389 - craftycheesewiz (12/12/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
User avatar #386 - ricosuavejr (12/12/2012) [-]
why are you declining all of my trades now? im doing one item at a time...
User avatar #387 to #386 - AnonsUnlimited (12/12/2012) [-]
You're still greedy that's why. Be happy with what you've got.
User avatar #378 - ricosuavejr (12/12/2012) [-]
you say you are getting rid of all your items and yet you decline every trade i make...
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User avatar #380 to #376 - AnonsUnlimited (12/12/2012) [-]
one item. ONE.
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User avatar #375 to #374 - AnonsUnlimited (11/14/2012) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #366 - trowlernotparas (11/11/2012) [-]
you trading your extra goblin?
User avatar #367 to #366 - AnonsUnlimited (11/11/2012) [-]
Possibly.
User avatar #368 to #367 - trowlernotparas (11/11/2012) [-]
what would you be looking for
User avatar #369 to #368 - AnonsUnlimited (11/11/2012) [-]
Mostly stuff I don't have
User avatar #365 - angeredsasuke (11/11/2012) [-]
Enjoy your ban lol
User avatar #339 - pwincesswoona (11/08/2012) [-]
how many rits could i get with 86 fab?
User avatar #314 - dogfat (11/07/2012) [-]
not worth only 650 tickets...
User avatar #315 to #314 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
what is?
User avatar #289 - whiteniggers (11/07/2012) [-]
I'LL OVERPAY FOR ALL OF YOUR GEMS
User avatar #290 to #289 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
Make an offer then. I'm not interested in anything on the list of things I'm selling btw.
User avatar #291 to #290 - whiteniggers (11/07/2012) [-]
Purify your gems first.
User avatar #292 to #291 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
Purified
User avatar #293 to #292 - whiteniggers (11/07/2012) [-]
I ******* love it when people say that. Just "purified". Like a robot.

Right, I'm checking them out. Don't sell them.
User avatar #298 to #293 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
I like the chests and I love the fire sword. But I REALLY didn't want any of the rest :/
User avatar #301 to #298 - whiteniggers (11/07/2012) [-]
What do you want with them then?
User avatar #296 to #293 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
alright
User avatar #299 to #296 - whiteniggers (11/07/2012) [-]
What do you want for them, then?
User avatar #302 to #299 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
I like those fab tickets, the crystal chests, the sword, that iron chest, and I love fj points too. I'm not asking for all of it. Just offer what you think is fair. but preferably out of those options.
User avatar #304 to #302 - whiteniggers (11/07/2012) [-]
PURIFY YOUR GEMS!

****
User avatar #305 to #304 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
Sorry I keep getting more!
User avatar #306 to #305 - whiteniggers (11/07/2012) [-]
Well, hurry up with it and I'll do the trade. Just stop getting more!
User avatar #308 to #306 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
nice doing business with you
User avatar #307 to #306 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
Beep boop purified
User avatar #303 to #302 - whiteniggers (11/07/2012) [-]
I can do most of that actually. One sec.
User avatar #294 to #293 - checking (11/07/2012) [-]
You're... checking?
User avatar #295 to #294 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
Jesus christ. I'm sorry but I'm holding my sides. Very clever username my friend.
User avatar #297 to #295 - checking (11/07/2012) [-]
A pleasure doing business with you.
User avatar #300 to #297 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
And also with you
User avatar #286 - RageMuffin (11/07/2012) [-]
what would you want for all your emeralds?
User avatar #287 to #286 - AnonsUnlimited (11/07/2012) [-]
Let me make more then I'll see
User avatar #285 - thumballthethings (11/06/2012) [-]
gears are gone hun, send over another request!
User avatar #279 - whiteniggers (11/05/2012) [-]
BUYING GEMS!
User avatar #280 to #279 - AnonsUnlimited (11/05/2012) [-]
9 fab gems, 8 diamonds, 5 topaz, 7 sapphire, 4 ruby, 3 emerald, 6 aquamarine, 5 clinohumite, 6 garnet, 5 melanite, 7 morganite, and 8 mystic quartz. What would you offer for them?
User avatar #281 to #280 - whiteniggers (11/05/2012) [-]
That isn't a lot... like, at all...

I'll give you 200 Jimmy Rustle Wine, FJ Imp, Normal Imp and Spenderman.
User avatar #283 to #281 - AnonsUnlimited (11/05/2012) [-]
Wait, can you replace the wine with some angelic/demonic ore?
User avatar #284 to #283 - whiteniggers (11/05/2012) [-]
Yeah. Accept the trade then trade the win with whatever ore I have.
User avatar #282 to #281 - AnonsUnlimited (11/05/2012) [-]
Sure. Send trade.
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