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#95 - The Navy has dress blues and dress whites for different seasons 04/17/2015 on Humanity 0
#9 - Literally everything I've ever seen or read about vampires has… 04/07/2015 on fast facts 0
#99 - We have a smaller navy than China, ours is just more powerful  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Rekt 0
User avatar #180 - mrwalkerfour (04/08/2015) [-]
nobody counts chinas militairy "we have biggest amount of foot soldiers" most of which were poor farmers a month before.
#99 - Cicero is my favorite character in Skyrim  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2015 on When the night mother isn't... 0
User avatar #105 - heartlessrobot (04/02/2015) [-]
I liked Drevis Neloran, he was interesting to listen to.
#21 - You can't pick them up 03/31/2015 on Dead Fight 0
#43 - You can make him become King of Ferelden, you know, what he be…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/29/2015 on 4 chan 0
User avatar #48 - ragingflamingos (03/29/2015) [-]
I'm aware of that. However, that doesn't change the fact that

1. He has to be pulled along every step of the way by the hero. He pretty much only becomes king because he's forced into it.
2. He's still the kind of person willing to let the entire world burn because he's butthurt. At least if Morrigan leaves it fits with her "I don't give a fuck" attitude. Alistair's one job in life is to fight darkspawn.
User avatar #51 - schneidend (03/29/2015) [-]
Not everybody answers the call to heroism. Alistair's more of an Everyman, while the Grey Warden Commander, being your avatar, gets shit done at all costs because otherwise the story cannot progress.
User avatar #53 - ragingflamingos (03/29/2015) [-]
The point is though that he walks away at like the worst possible time. If he'd left after the battle fine, but he leaves right when he's supposed to do the one job a Grey Warden is actually supposed to do. He's essentially like "my feelings are more important than all of you dying".
User avatar #55 - schneidend (03/29/2015) [-]
Also, as far as I know, he only leaves before the big battle if you spare Loghain, and that's only if you didn't harden his attitude. So, basically, if you wanted him to tow the line 100% of the time, YOU fucked up, not him. Why didn't you do more to influence him? Why did you spare the life of the man you knew your friend was dead-set on killing? Maybe he's a coward. Maybe that's because you're a fukken casul.
User avatar #57 - ragingflamingos (03/29/2015) [-]
Or maybe its because some of us don't want to read how the scenarios play out before beating the game? Reading the possible outcomes of all of your actions in Dragons Age BEFORE you make a decision is the real casual move.
User avatar #60 - schneidend (03/29/2015) [-]
I didn't do that. I know about it now, certainly, but I don't look ahead to see how my decisions play out, either. Also, I was kidding about the casual thing, hence why I purposefully misspelled it.

But, if you want situations to play out organically, why get mad at Alistair? You know that's the kind of RPG Bioware makes, where characters have their own values and they'll get super-pissed if you completely shatter those values. The approval system should have given you a pretty strong hint that the opinions of your party members can matter. Again, you're the one who chose not to kill Loghain, which was like the one thing Alistair was really aiming to do. After 40+ hours of following your lead, you couldn't let Alistair have this one thing?

I'm not saying I don't support your decision, as Loghain is too valuable an asset to waste, but put yourself in Alistair's shoes. The guy who killed your father figure is not only going to not be killed in return, but be "punished" by becoming a Grey Warden, and you think Grey Wardens are the best thing ever. You'd be pissed. So pissed, in fact, you might make some snap decisions you regret and spend the rest of your life trying to drown those regrets in ale.
User avatar #54 - schneidend (03/29/2015) [-]
Is it a bitch move? Sure. Can I honestly say I wouldn't do the same? Not sure. Does it make a character more interesting if they stick to their guns instead of being a slave to the player-character's every whim? Yes.
#63 - We'll probably either sell or scrap them, or recycle them, I d… 03/27/2015 on Dem Facts #4 0
#34 - We have 10 aircraft carriers, currently building 2 more of a n…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/26/2015 on Dem Facts #4 0
User avatar #85 - combatplatypus (03/27/2015) [-]
They're counting helicopter carriers as well
User avatar #59 - ketchupshinobi (03/27/2015) [-]
What are we going to do with phased out carriers? Are they going to England or becoming museums?
User avatar #80 - zomaru (03/27/2015) [-]
We normally scrap them and recoup a shit ton of the cost, or give them to other nations like England or Germany as a trading chip of sorts.
User avatar #63 - Ankou (03/27/2015) [-]
We'll probably either sell or scrap them, or recycle them, I don't know what they do with old surface ships
User avatar #50 - inyourmind (03/27/2015) [-]
They are counting the amphibious assault ships as carriers as well. Which one could argue either way as they can in fact use VTOL/STOVL aircraft like the harrier or f-35B.
#43 - phonicghost (03/27/2015) [-]
I believe the Ford has already been launched, but it's commission will not be til next year, so technically 11, officially 10.
#17 - This is it, the reason why I literally never use my most power… 03/25/2015 on Cazaclaw 0
#18 - Comment deleted 03/18/2015 on Why America is the master race 0


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