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#150 - the only way to stop oppressive feminism is to stop talking ab…  [+] (21 replies) 07/17/2014 on Augh 0
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#203 - teranin (07/17/2014) [-]
We tried that. We got Title IX, VAWA, and the ACA.
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#151 - TheHutchie (07/17/2014) [-]
Well we don't listen to the guy at the park who wears a frying pan and mumbles about the aliens coming to taste-test all our cereal and run tests on the penguins, so you're right. Why should we even listen to those mad bitches?
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#153 - earlploddington (07/17/2014) [-]
Wait there's a guy at the park who wears a frying pan and mumbles about aliens coming to taste-test all our cereal and run tests on the penguins?

Awesome! I wanna find this guy and listen to everything he has to say he sounds like a riot!
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#155 - TheHutchie (07/17/2014) [-]
I think every city park has that guy. They breed asexually somehow - they simply must, because they still exist.
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#158 - earlploddington (07/17/2014) [-]
Down here in merry old lundin taan we don't have alien freaks just racists

Oh no the brown people are coming to taste-test all our cereal and run tests on the penguins just doesn't have the same ring to it
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#160 - TheHutchie (07/17/2014) [-]
Well to be fair, I do think frying pan man is heroin fueled.
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#161 - earlploddington (07/17/2014) [-]
Well that's just cheating

He can't even be genuinely crazy I retract all feelings of interest or respect to this dude
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#163 - TheHutchie (07/17/2014) [-]
A feminist's drug is self-justifying their hatred. They're just as addicted as frying pan man is to his heroin.

And now we all understand. Metaphors are so useful.
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#164 - earlploddington (07/17/2014) [-]
I'd say misandrist or feminazi but then I suppose I came to the wrong website to be understanding or anything.
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#165 - TheHutchie (07/17/2014) [-]
We're the users. Funnyjunk's whatever we make it.

I once got over 600 thumbs for a comment which was mildly inspiring. People here are more human than it seems sometimes.
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#171 - earlploddington (07/17/2014) [-]
Aye, I got no doubt about that and I've found some pretty cool peeps on FJ, but the whole nature of the big open comments section kind of invites shitheads, of which there seems to be no lack of. *shrugs* I think I'd be better off just moving to tumblr completely half the time
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#172 - TheHutchie (07/17/2014) [-]
Do as you might, but beware - the shitheads on Tumblr are better disguised. At least here they're nice and obvious.
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#173 - earlploddington (07/17/2014) [-]
Given the choice between the two groups of shitheads, I'll go with the ones who don't tell me to kill myself whenever they feel a little insecure in their manhood
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#174 - TheHutchie (07/17/2014) [-]
Hey, fair enough.

I prefer an environment where I know where everyone stands. I feel less likely to be stabbed in the back on FJ because anyone who would actually try to stab me is in the comments shouting about dicks or something.

A lot of Tumblr users are actually horrible people who think they're doing good. They don't even know if they'd stab me in the back.

Also, I don't fancy learning the interfaces and intricacies of a whole new website. I'll stick to my guns, or perhaps thumbs.

I hope you do stick around on FJ though. I'm pretty sure we've had some interesting conversations before now.
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#175 - earlploddington (07/17/2014) [-]
We have indeed, and we've also had some shouty GET OFF ME LAND YE WEE ENGLISH BASTARD / FACK OFF YOU NORTHERN MONKEY...debate...things.

...such an eloquent friendship
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#176 - TheHutchie (07/17/2014) [-]
The Brits are such an inspiring and respectable people.
#177 - earlploddington (07/17/2014) [-]
Rule Britannia Rock

Indeed. I've never quite gotten over the fact that it's pronounced "Bri-TAN-yah" rather than "Bri-tarn-ia" or something. The former sounds so much more beautifully Bri'ish though so I ain't not complainin guv
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#179 - TheHutchie (07/17/2014) [-]
I really don't want my country to go independent.

People lose sight of all the big things the UK can achieve as one, that couldn't be done if we split up. The most successful airport in Europe is in Scotland, 20 miles away from me, and the funding to develop it further is in Westminster, basically. The organisations based in Glasgow Prestwick are the ones most prepared to help the UK achieve space flight. It'd be a shame to set that back with Scottish Independence just so we can have a fat, clueless man go down in history as a hero.
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#182 - earlploddington (07/17/2014) [-]
I won't bother going into the whole "durr english pays for scottish education" thing but seriously where's all this money for all your free healthcare and free education going to come from if you leave the union?

Honestly, the UK / Britain could be so much more if we all just got along. I don't mean that as a national superiority standpoint or anything, I'm just saying that the idea of 'Britishness' to me is loads of different cultures & peoples invading / immigrating here over time and contributing to it.

I feel bad for you guys, I really do. When was the last time anything good came out of letting the nationalists get what they want?
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#184 - TheHutchie (07/17/2014) [-]
Well the thing is, you're right.

Many Scottish people believe that oil money just magically covers anything. We really only see about 15% of that money, because most of it goes to the companies and organisations who actually harvest and sell it. The Yes party are happy to let people keep believing this.

I think that the UK has been very generous to Scotland. At times, we've been abused or manipulated, but since they formed Scottish Government, we've been able to spend that money much more wisely. It's why Scottish education is the best in the UK.

If we go independent, we're giving up something. The NHS, our universities and / or our social services are going to suffer, and there's no way around it.

We're also fucked no matter what we do about currency, but I've bored you enough.

In short, I really fucking hate my people right about now.
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#187 - earlploddington (07/17/2014) [-]
If it's any consolation the English are being pretty shitty right now too. Sure the tories are losing ground but it looks like every time Labour makes any gains, UKIP are right behind them edging a little closer towards being an actual competitor.

Give it like, 10 years and they'll probably be in a real position to do some damage
#63 - oh **** let me try. ************  [+] (1 reply) 07/07/2014 on Do you remember your first... +18
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#64 - Animalkilla (07/07/2014) [-]
it didn't work