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#35 - Yay! Something actually happened in my state! Even i… 03/06/2013 on The most sadistic thing ever -1
#202 - Nice thumbnail. 03/05/2013 on Catbath 0
#22 - A yellow spiked hat, two watches,and ******* purple leopard-pa…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/02/2013 on Smuggling marijuanas +24
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#63 - phunkyzilla (03/03/2013) [-]
Well I know quite a few autistic kids who like Justin Beiber's 'music'
#46 - mishterlusk (03/03/2013) [-]
Justin Bieber.
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#27 - bitchplzzz (03/02/2013) [-]
And why is his posse a bunch of middle aged looking pedo's?
#337 - What the **** is going on in these comments?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2013 on Minecraft freedom 0
#341 - anon (03/01/2013) [-]
Remember Sun-Baby from Teletubbies? I just realised, it's their God.
Sun-Baby watches over them but why is it always laughing? You see it created the Tele-Verse and The Teletubbies. They live freely and happily but everyday when that Sun-Baby rises up, it's not laughing because it's happy to see it's creation at work, no, Sun-Baby is plotting their destruction. They have sinned and gone against the Tele-Bible. Tinky-Winky was gay, an affront to Sun-Baby God, it clearly states that in the Tele-Bible. They ignored Sun-Baby, forgetting it was what forged their existence. Sun-Baby was angered and destroyed the Tele-Verse. This is what happens when you ignore our God. Do you want to end up like the Teletubbies? PRAISE GOD!
Teletubby Apocalypse, it happened. It was a full on Tele-Caust, it was brutal. You try to deny it but we all know what happened.
#282 - I got about halfway through this thing before I couldn't conti…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2013 on Haphazard facts +7
#288 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
Looks like someone slipped Fat Ben some laxatives again.
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#292 - Ryukenblaze (02/28/2013) [-]
dont you even start
#301 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]



FAT BEN MADE POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#28 - No problem. I had a lot of trouble with them too, the first fe… 02/26/2013 on The best Dark Souls mod -1
#26 - High defense, two hand a quick weapon with a decent attack pow…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/26/2013 on The best Dark Souls mod -1
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#27 - coustify (02/26/2013) [-]
Danke, I'll try that strategy.
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#33 - imamawesome (02/26/2013) [-]
and Power within always helps
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#32 - Captainunhelpful (02/26/2013) [-]
If you can get it, a black knight halberd is one of the best weapons in the game for enemies. (not so good at PVP)
#28 - AngryPlatypus (02/26/2013) [-]
No problem. I had a lot of trouble with them too, the first few times around.
#86 - That was hard to read. 02/26/2013 on motherfuckin boss +11
#65 - That face is priceless. 02/25/2013 on Best Babysitter +1
#81 - Go to Walmart, preferably right after people like this get the…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on Hamplanet leaves Costco +2
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#88 - ButtonFly (02/21/2013) [-]
I don't live anywhere near a Walmart but should I ever find myself in the vicinity of one, I'll be sure to check it out.