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Date Signed Up:1/13/2010
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#21 - That is one of the most homoerotic things that did not include… 03/27/2015 on greatest scene of all time 0
#100 - Or... You know... You could get something like the FAL for 7.6… 03/27/2015 on ♪Oh say! Can you see...♫ 0
#81 - Either that, or really lucky. 03/24/2015 on Cheese me no likey +1
#57 - I watched my friend have an incredibly difficult time with Dem…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/24/2015 on Cheese me no likey +1
#73 - guitarassassin (03/24/2015) [-]
Well ain't you just a special little snowflake.
#81 - AllYourBase (03/24/2015) [-]
Either that, or really lucky.
#28 - Well, one reason is that the things they test for are typicall… 03/12/2015 on Just Bodybuilder Things 0
#55 - This picture makes me unhappy. STANAG magazines are all 5.56x4… 03/12/2015 on The problem of bullets 0
#174 - You typically have to use sub-sonic ammunition in suppressed w… 03/06/2015 on How suppressors work +1
#57 - Btw, that's not a smart car. 03/04/2015 on Smart Car 0
#40 - relevant. 03/04/2015 on Just let it happen +2
#46 - Would sucking it make you feel like making more? 03/04/2015 on sick pic dump 3 +3
#46 - MFW 03/04/2015 on It'll devour us all! 0
#58 - Pretty easy to give yourself a heart attack while shoveling. I… 03/04/2015 on How Nice +14
#56 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2015 on Canned Koala 0
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#23 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Canned Koala +4
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#44 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on I'm Hungry +8
#47 - defski (03/01/2015) [-]
#19 - Bitch touching my noodles. 02/28/2015 on Never go full weaboo +1
#27 - Seitokai Yakuindomo 02/28/2015 on So.. President when do we... 0
#18 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/27/2015 on LOL +1
#23 - thevaulthunter (02/27/2015) [-]
#41 - genralraam (02/27/2015) [-]
i never get to use this
User avatar #21 - europe (02/27/2015) [-]
>implying I would
#38 - anonymous (02/27/2015) [-]
>implying you wouldn't
#52 - Well, the invasion of Poland started WWII, but prior to that, …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Cancer comp +1
#90 - dthegame (02/27/2015) [-]
He didnt invade Czechoslovakia because there was no Czechoslovakia during WW2. It split - Slovakia got a Nazi-collaborant puppet regime like other countries while Czechia (yes the form does exist its just that noone uses it) became a German protectorate
#50 - Try again. He invaded basically all of Western Europe.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on Cancer comp 0
#51 - funnyhat (02/27/2015) [-]
but wasn't the sudden invasion of Poland that started it all? I thought that was what the line was about
User avatar #52 - AllYourBase (02/27/2015) [-]
Well, the invasion of Poland started WWII, but prior to that, Hitler annexed part of Czechoslovakia, called the Sudatenland. This was a move by other western european powers to try to appease the Nazis. Then Hitler invaded the rest of the country at a later point.
#90 - dthegame (02/27/2015) [-]
He didnt invade Czechoslovakia because there was no Czechoslovakia during WW2. It split - Slovakia got a Nazi-collaborant puppet regime like other countries while Czechia (yes the form does exist its just that noone uses it) became a German protectorate
#8 - Mortars are a type of artillery, not all artillery pieces are …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on So close to death -15
User avatar #9 - thamuz (02/27/2015) [-]
I know and I agree.

However,that is a mortar shell. Note the fins. Were it a cannon shell,it would have a propellant compartment in the rear and it would be much longer/into the tire more.
#6 - no, that's most likely an artillery shell of some description.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/27/2015 on So close to death +3
User avatar #7 - thamuz (02/27/2015) [-]
Mortar shell. Maybe a 60-90mm.

Artillery shells just look like really big bullets.
User avatar #8 - AllYourBase (02/27/2015) [-]
Mortars are a type of artillery, not all artillery pieces are self-propelled guns, or semi-static cannons.
User avatar #9 - thamuz (02/27/2015) [-]
I know and I agree.

However,that is a mortar shell. Note the fins. Were it a cannon shell,it would have a propellant compartment in the rear and it would be much longer/into the tire more.
#113 - Picture 02/27/2015 on ideal girlfriend +1
#5 - Mirin' that Mryia. 02/26/2015 on (untitled) +7
#17 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Let him go, let him go~ +3
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Comments(231):

[ 231 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #231 - dudewitharake (01/18/2015) [-]
not to be that guy, but wouldn't LSFW count as CP?
User avatar #232 to #231 - AllYourBase (01/18/2015) [-]
Nope. Both Kirino and Kyousuke are over the age of consent. Kuroneko and Ayase are the same age as Kirino, so the only thing that might be offputting is the incest taboo.
#233 to #232 - dudewitharake (01/18/2015) [-]
coolio, I know the nips like to draw their toongirls young so I didn't want you to be inadvertently bampersand.  stay classy  and I was never here
coolio, I know the nips like to draw their toongirls young so I didn't want you to be inadvertently bampersand. stay classy and I was never here
#234 to #233 - AllYourBase (01/18/2015) [-]
I love your colorful use of vocabulary, I hope you have a wonderful evening as well.
I love your colorful use of vocabulary, I hope you have a wonderful evening as well.
User avatar #215 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
We're still friends okay?
#216 to #215 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
What makes you say that?
#219 to #218 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, kinda bored and I saw a comment of yours so I decided to say hi.
#220 to #219 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Which comment was that?
#221 to #220 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
I.... don't remember.
#223 to #222 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
Please don't be mad at me...
Please don't be mad at me...
#224 to #223 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Not mad, just... surprised... yeah, surprised.
User avatar #225 to #224 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
But why tho?
#226 to #225 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Idk, I'd imagine it was one of my recent comments, and you have a browser history, or you have access to my comment history on my profile, is all.
User avatar #227 to #226 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
Too lazy.
#212 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
#213 to #212 - AllYourBase (01/04/2015) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#214 to #213 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
you're welcome
you're welcome
User avatar #191 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Hey!
#199 to #198 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Heisenburger.
User avatar #174 - jinzedmzxa (10/26/2014) [-]
Hi.
#177 to #176 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
#178 to #177 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
We haven't.
Just felt like making new friends in here, new account and all.
#179 to #178 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I see. Well, welcome to the neighborhood. Or back, as the case may be.
#180 to #179 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Thank you.   
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
Thank you.
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
#181 to #180 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Nope. Sure haven't.
#182 to #181 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.    
   
So how are you?
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.

So how are you?
#183 to #182 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Fine. A little bored. I've got a bunch of games, and can't decide what to play, so i'm just ******* around here.
User avatar #184 to #183 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Ah, just play them all and stop once you get a bit bored.


Quick question, could I have your fj points?
#185 to #184 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It's finding a starting point that's proving to be a bastard.

wtf are fj points
User avatar #186 to #185 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Oh, well **** .

See the thing below total comments made? Those.
#187 to #186 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
If i hadn't burned myself out on it, i'd be playing World of Tanks.

I found them before you replied. WTF are they representative of?
User avatar #188 to #187 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I have never played that, I don't see myself getting into it.

1 thumb you get on comment or picture= one fj point, they're used mostly on items.
User avatar #189 to #188 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It was more "I like tanks. Oh, hey, look a manga about them. Huh, there's a few chapters that are companions to a game? Better go ******* play it!"

And what, exactly, are items good for?
User avatar #190 to #189 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way, it sounds nice.

Nothing, just a game you could play on this site.
User avatar #169 - zetsuboukamina ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Never heard of berserk you cunt?
#170 to #169 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Hi, nice to meet you too, and you are...?
#171 to #170 - zetsuboukamina ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to you then but I can now.
#172 to #171 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Nope, sure haven't.
User avatar #150 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #152 to #151 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#153 to #152 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
No, i'm Allyourbase.   
   
Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
No, i'm Allyourbase.

Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
#154 to #153 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
A what now?

Can you murder me please?
#155 to #154 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Aelytah. A bastardization of Aelita, the first name of Aelita Schaeffer (pseudonym Aelita Stones) from Code Lyoko.

Not legally.
User avatar #156 to #155 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Never watched it.

Sucks.
#157 to #156 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
It's like Anime, but the French made it. It was on Cartoon Network several years ago.

Not really. I wouldn't kill you even if I could.
User avatar #158 to #157 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Live in Norway so yeah.

Why not?
#159 to #158 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'd obsess over it, I have a guilty conscience

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #160 to #159 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Fine then.
#161 to #160 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
#163 to #162 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
I was looking for a .gif that was on a comment I remembered replying to. (i later realized that it was posted in **** , and therefore won't show up on my comment history. Balls.) And whillist doing so, i got bored and curious, and wanted to see how far back i could go. The me in the present finds who i was in 2010 abhorently annoying.
User avatar #164 to #163 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah... same.

Though me in the present suck too...
#165 to #164 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Now now, self loathing is hardly productive.

I recently decided I should have a folder. A peculiar folder. Titled simply: "Barf"

This is the result.
User avatar #166 to #165 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
Can't help it.

Gross.
#167 to #166 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
That's a pity.   
   
Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.   
   
a sample from the latter of the two.
That's a pity.

Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.

a sample from the latter of the two.
User avatar #168 to #167 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
I guess.

Okay.
#148 - shantae (07/22/2014) [-]
AllYourBase are belong to shantae
#149 to #148 - AllYourBase (07/22/2014) [-]
I think I'm just fine with that.
I think I'm just fine with that.
User avatar #143 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#139 to #138 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
You... There's something wrong with you.
#141 to #140 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
That reminds me...   
L8r Nerd.
That reminds me...
L8r Nerd.
#147 to #146 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #106 - satrenkotheone (04/14/2014) [-]
Comt
#107 to #106 - AllYourBase (06/30/2014) [-]
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio   
   
I got to ride inside of a UH-1.   
   
It was incredible.
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio

I got to ride inside of a UH-1.

It was incredible.
User avatar #108 to #107 - satrenkotheone (07/01/2014) [-]
Did ya meet Jingles?
#109 to #108 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I did not. Was he there?
User avatar #111 to #109 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Yep, ya dun goof'd
User avatar #112 to #111 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, I hadn't even the faintest clue that he had been there. And I got to ride in a helicopter. So I guess it all works out.
User avatar #113 to #112 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Cool.

I have done nothing interesting.
#114 to #113 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, since coming back from Ohio, the only thing I've done aside from play spore is I marathoned Angel Beats! again.
User avatar #115 to #114 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Hmm....

I've been incredibly bored for some time.
#116 to #115 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
You buy anything from the Steam Summer Sale?
Pic Unrelated.
User avatar #117 to #116 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
A few games, yeah.
#118 to #117 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Such as...?
Such as...?
User avatar #119 to #118 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Banished
#120 to #119 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I got Spore, Bastion, The Stanley Parable, and a few others.

MF every night.
User avatar #121 to #120 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Hah, I got a few others but forgot. Not on my main computer since I'm not home.
#122 to #121 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Where are you? On vacation somewhere? Or at work?
User avatar #123 to #122 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Visiting my hometown for a few days.

Dat seducing stare
#124 to #123 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Got some family you're visiting over the summer, I take it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
My fosterparents, going back home this weekend probably. Trying to find my own place to live and all that stuff.

Why would I run?
#126 to #125 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Trying to decide if you want to live where you are now, or in your hometown? I recently moved to a town where I have literally half my family, and everyone recognizes me, and I have no ******* clue who most of them are.

This is why
User avatar #127 to #126 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
I moved in with my mother because my fosterparents have sold this house so they're moving soon. I'm considering moving to a larger city down south or just somewhere more populated and close to the central areas so I don't have to drive all the time to get around.

I'm okay with that.
#110 to #109 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
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