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#6 - Well, if you're buying sizeable quantities of it, sure. But it…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/23/2014 on hue hue hue +30
User avatar #25 - captfuckhead (09/23/2014) [-]
I would just like to say, I'm laughing harder at the reviews and Q&A section on your link than at the content....OP missed some good ones, there.
#34 - anonexplains (09/23/2014) [-]
User avatar #7 - hawkmonster (09/23/2014) [-]
Why would anyone buy this stuff, for laughs?
#8 - AllYourBase (09/23/2014) [-]
I honestly couldn't tell you, I don't know either. I guess maybe a physics teacher may use it for an experiment relating to radioactive decay, but i'd imagine you'd go with something with a shorter half-life than U-238.
User avatar #28 - thatoneiranianguy (09/23/2014) [-]
For collection? Experimentation.

I do not have a degree in any Chemistry related field, however Chemistry is a hobby of mine so I have all sorts of elements stored. I am a home chemist that does shit like this for fun.
#3 - Not scienceexplain, but here goes: The extra-strength 5-ho…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Mmmm Diabeetus +62
#14 - munstarr (09/23/2014) [-]
#13 - kanyesfishsticks (09/23/2014) [-]
what about the other ingredients?
#10 - SFreedomX (09/23/2014) [-]
This might interest you guys www.caffeineinformer.com/death-by-caffeine
User avatar #7 - brackgrapple (09/23/2014) [-]
Thank you this is very helpful
#4 - anonexplains (09/23/2014) [-]
Well apparently despite the lethal dose being that high the average Person Shows signs of caffeine poisoning at roughly 300mg.
#5 - AllYourBase (09/23/2014) [-]
Well, yeah. Caffeine poisoning isn't nearly as scary as it sounds. Ever had a few cups of coffee, and noticed you had to poo? Feel a little jittery maybe? That's low-level caffeine poisoning. All it means is that there's more caffeine in your body, and you're putting it in faster than your body can metabolize.
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2014 on Mexican soap opera's and goats +3
User avatar #20 - hellomynameisbill (09/23/2014) [-]
#12
#93 - AllYourBase (09/23/2014) [-]
#38 - This is what this .gif reminded me of. Something my spe…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on When she sees my moves . . . 0
User avatar #78 - stickboysteve (09/23/2014) [-]
i bet shes bangs like the music ...
#56 - viviannjames (09/23/2014) [-]
That's pretty fucking cool in my opinion.
#80 - AllYourBase (09/23/2014) [-]
I certainly thought so. I mean, the dancing is neat and all, and she's pretty, in an alien sort of way, but I like the music more than her.
#24 - Picture 09/22/2014 on He got what he deserved [+18] 0
#11 - Every time I see that .gif, it reminds me of this one. 09/22/2014 on Blacksmith's Daughter 0
#7 - MFW 09/22/2014 on Gamergate +2
#13 - MFW at the end.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/22/2014 on The police are planning a... +222
#36 - maternation (09/23/2014) [-]
#24 - anonexplains (09/23/2014) [-]
My god this is perrrrrrfect <3
thank you.
#23 - nightsniper (09/23/2014) [-]
Do you happen to know where that is from?
#25 - AllYourBase (09/23/2014) [-]
Girls und Panzer
#26 - jimmytwoshoes (09/23/2014) [-]
#37 - degrees (09/23/2014) [-]
#77 - AllYourBase (09/23/2014) [-]
#17 - You can see the regret in his eyes. 09/22/2014 on new grill +2
#12 - Panzerkampfwagen (VI) Tiger Ausf. B <3 09/22/2014 on 4chong maymay arrows +5
#11 - Picture 09/22/2014 on Fool me 23 times, shame on you +10
#90 - 13 hours full of explosive tits. I swear it was larger when I … 09/21/2014 on Kiwi la Kiwi 0
#9 - well **** 09/21/2014 on lost youth +1
#93 - completely understandable ******* …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2014 on 4chan truly is kill. 0
User avatar #94 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah I don't really check it that much either

overrated jungle trash thieving nigger
#90 - indeed Takes a ****** to know a …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on 4chan truly is kill. 0
User avatar #92 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
Its a easy thing to forget I guess

roses are red violets are blue niggers like you belong in the zoo.
User avatar #93 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
completely understandable

Niggers are red, niggers are blue, when you get into photoshop, and fuck with the hue.
User avatar #94 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah I don't really check it that much either

overrated jungle trash thieving nigger
#87 - no reason to lie gr8 b8 m8, You're a ***…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/21/2014 on 4chan truly is kill. 0
User avatar #89 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
fair enough

No you're the nigger. You dirty nigger.
User avatar #90 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
indeed

Takes a nigger to know a nigger.
User avatar #92 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
Its a easy thing to forget I guess

roses are red violets are blue niggers like you belong in the zoo.
User avatar #93 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
completely understandable

Niggers are red, niggers are blue, when you get into photoshop, and fuck with the hue.
User avatar #94 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah I don't really check it that much either

overrated jungle trash thieving nigger
#81 - i've been there before, i just couldn't remember what /pol/'s …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/21/2014 on 4chan truly is kill. 0
User avatar #82 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
likely story

You're a fucking nigger
User avatar #87 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
no reason to lie

gr8 b8 m8, You're a fucking nigger too.
User avatar #89 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
fair enough

No you're the nigger. You dirty nigger.
User avatar #90 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
indeed

Takes a nigger to know a nigger.
User avatar #92 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
Its a easy thing to forget I guess

roses are red violets are blue niggers like you belong in the zoo.
User avatar #93 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
completely understandable

Niggers are red, niggers are blue, when you get into photoshop, and fuck with the hue.
User avatar #94 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah I don't really check it that much either

overrated jungle trash thieving nigger
#25 - gr8 b8 m8 09/21/2014 on TLDR m00t gives da b00t -3
#58 - Picture 09/21/2014 on Skype chat of 4chan mods +10
#14 - Picture 09/21/2014 on For Tumblr's SJW Special... +10
#23 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 09/21/2014 on Kiwi la Kiwi +1
User avatar #36 - sovietsamurai (09/21/2014) [-]
I can't even read this shit

and when I enlarge, the quality goes fucked
User avatar #64 - iguanasandicecream (09/21/2014) [-]
something hours of explosive tits
#90 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
13 hours full of explosive tits. I swear it was larger when I saved it, but yeah, that's almost impossible to read.
#18 - Then it's not really your cup of tea. Pun intended. 09/21/2014 on The doctor couldn't stop... 0
#16 - It's not a "burst out laughing" sort of thing, despi…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/21/2014 on The doctor couldn't stop... 0
User avatar #17 - spyisspy (09/21/2014) [-]
not even a chuckle
#18 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
Then it's not really your cup of tea. Pun intended.
#14 - The person who filled the sheet out wants a vasectomy. This is…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/21/2014 on The doctor couldn't stop... 0
User avatar #15 - spyisspy (09/21/2014) [-]
oh. i dont see hows it funny.
#16 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
It's not a "burst out laughing" sort of thing, despite what the text says. It's a more mellow, maybe a chuckle, sort of thing.
User avatar #17 - spyisspy (09/21/2014) [-]
not even a chuckle
#18 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
Then it's not really your cup of tea. Pun intended.
#50 - Just to clarify, like how the full name of /b/ is Random, the …  [+] (9 new replies) 09/21/2014 on 4chan truly is kill. 0
User avatar #78 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
you could simply visit its not a scary site
User avatar #81 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
i've been there before, i just couldn't remember what /pol/'s name was, and i guess I didn't care enough to go look
User avatar #82 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
likely story

You're a fucking nigger
User avatar #87 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
no reason to lie

gr8 b8 m8, You're a fucking nigger too.
User avatar #89 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
fair enough

No you're the nigger. You dirty nigger.
User avatar #90 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
indeed

Takes a nigger to know a nigger.
User avatar #92 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
Its a easy thing to forget I guess

roses are red violets are blue niggers like you belong in the zoo.
User avatar #93 - AllYourBase (09/21/2014) [-]
completely understandable

Niggers are red, niggers are blue, when you get into photoshop, and fuck with the hue.
User avatar #94 - zenthos (09/21/2014) [-]
yeah I don't really check it that much either

overrated jungle trash thieving nigger

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #231 - dudewitharake (01/18/2015) [-]
not to be that guy, but wouldn't LSFW count as CP?
User avatar #232 to #231 - AllYourBase ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Nope. Both Kirino and Kyousuke are over the age of consent. Kuroneko and Ayase are the same age as Kirino, so the only thing that might be offputting is the incest taboo.
#233 to #232 - dudewitharake (01/18/2015) [-]
coolio, I know the nips like to draw their toongirls young so I didn't want you to be inadvertently bampersand.  stay classy  and I was never here
coolio, I know the nips like to draw their toongirls young so I didn't want you to be inadvertently bampersand. stay classy and I was never here
#234 to #233 - AllYourBase ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
I love your colorful use of vocabulary, I hope you have a wonderful evening as well.
I love your colorful use of vocabulary, I hope you have a wonderful evening as well.
User avatar #215 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
We're still friends okay?
#216 to #215 - AllYourBase ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
What makes you say that?
#217 to #216 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I don't know?
#218 to #217 - AllYourBase ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I see.
#219 to #218 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, kinda bored and I saw a comment of yours so I decided to say hi.
#220 to #219 - AllYourBase ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Which comment was that?
#221 to #220 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I.... don't remember.
#222 to #221 - AllYourBase ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I see.
#223 to #222 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Please don't be mad at me...
Please don't be mad at me...
#224 to #223 - AllYourBase ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Not mad, just... surprised... yeah, surprised.
User avatar #225 to #224 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
But why tho?
#226 to #225 - AllYourBase ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Idk, I'd imagine it was one of my recent comments, and you have a browser history, or you have access to my comment history on my profile, is all.
User avatar #227 to #226 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Too lazy.
#212 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
#213 to #212 - AllYourBase ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#214 to #213 - havockwzy ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
you're welcome
you're welcome
User avatar #191 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Hey!
#194 to #193 - AllYourBase ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#198 to #197 - AllYourBase ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
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#199 to #198 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Heisenburger.
#206 to #205 - AllYourBase ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
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User avatar #174 - jinzedmzxa (10/26/2014) [-]
Hi.
#175 to #174 - AllYourBase ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Uh, hi?
#177 to #176 - AllYourBase ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
#178 to #177 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
We haven't.
Just felt like making new friends in here, new account and all.
#179 to #178 - AllYourBase ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
I see. Well, welcome to the neighborhood. Or back, as the case may be.
#180 to #179 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Thank you.   
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
Thank you.
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
#181 to #180 - AllYourBase ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Nope. Sure haven't.
#182 to #181 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.    
   
So how are you?
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.

So how are you?
#183 to #182 - AllYourBase ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Fine. A little bored. I've got a bunch of games, and can't decide what to play, so i'm just ******* around here.
User avatar #184 to #183 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Ah, just play them all and stop once you get a bit bored.


Quick question, could I have your fj points?
#185 to #184 - AllYourBase ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
It's finding a starting point that's proving to be a bastard.

wtf are fj points
User avatar #186 to #185 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Oh, well **** .

See the thing below total comments made? Those.
#187 to #186 - AllYourBase ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
If i hadn't burned myself out on it, i'd be playing World of Tanks.

I found them before you replied. WTF are they representative of?
User avatar #188 to #187 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I have never played that, I don't see myself getting into it.

1 thumb you get on comment or picture= one fj point, they're used mostly on items.
User avatar #189 to #188 - AllYourBase ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
It was more "I like tanks. Oh, hey, look a manga about them. Huh, there's a few chapters that are companions to a game? Better go ******* play it!"

And what, exactly, are items good for?
User avatar #190 to #189 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way, it sounds nice.

Nothing, just a game you could play on this site.
User avatar #169 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Never heard of berserk you cunt?
#170 to #169 - AllYourBase ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Hi, nice to meet you too, and you are...?
#171 to #170 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to you then but I can now.
#172 to #171 - AllYourBase ONLINE (10/24/2014) [-]
Nope, sure haven't.
User avatar #150 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #151 to #150 - AllYourBase ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #152 to #151 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#153 to #152 - AllYourBase ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
No, i'm Allyourbase.   
   
Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
No, i'm Allyourbase.

Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
#154 to #153 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
A what now?

Can you murder me please?
#155 to #154 - AllYourBase ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Aelytah. A bastardization of Aelita, the first name of Aelita Schaeffer (pseudonym Aelita Stones) from Code Lyoko.

Not legally.
User avatar #156 to #155 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Never watched it.

Sucks.
#157 to #156 - AllYourBase ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
It's like Anime, but the French made it. It was on Cartoon Network several years ago.

Not really. I wouldn't kill you even if I could.
User avatar #158 to #157 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Live in Norway so yeah.

Why not?
#159 to #158 - AllYourBase ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'd obsess over it, I have a guilty conscience

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #160 to #159 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Fine then.
#161 to #160 - AllYourBase ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
User avatar #162 to #161 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
What?
#163 to #162 - AllYourBase ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I was looking for a .gif that was on a comment I remembered replying to. (i later realized that it was posted in **** , and therefore won't show up on my comment history. Balls.) And whillist doing so, i got bored and curious, and wanted to see how far back i could go. The me in the present finds who i was in 2010 abhorently annoying.
User avatar #164 to #163 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah... same.

Though me in the present suck too...
#165 to #164 - AllYourBase ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Now now, self loathing is hardly productive.

I recently decided I should have a folder. A peculiar folder. Titled simply: "Barf"

This is the result.
User avatar #166 to #165 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Can't help it.

Gross.
#167 to #166 - AllYourBase ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
That's a pity.   
   
Indeed. But I also now have a &quot;dance&quot; folder, as well as a &quot;woop woop&quot; folder.   
   
a sample from the latter of the two.
That's a pity.

Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.

a sample from the latter of the two.
User avatar #168 to #167 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I guess.

Okay.
#148 - shantae (07/22/2014) [-]
AllYourBase are belong to shantae
#149 to #148 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/22/2014) [-]
I think I'm just fine with that.
I think I'm just fine with that.
User avatar #143 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#139 to #138 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
You... There's something wrong with you.
#141 to #140 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
That reminds me...   
L8r Nerd.
That reminds me...
L8r Nerd.
#144 to #142 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
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#146 to #145 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
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#147 to #146 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
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User avatar #106 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Comt
#107 to #106 - AllYourBase ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio   
   
I got to ride inside of a UH-1.   
   
It was incredible.
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio

I got to ride inside of a UH-1.

It was incredible.
User avatar #108 to #107 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Did ya meet Jingles?
#109 to #108 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I did not. Was he there?
User avatar #111 to #109 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Yep, ya dun goof'd
User avatar #112 to #111 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, I hadn't even the faintest clue that he had been there. And I got to ride in a helicopter. So I guess it all works out.
User avatar #113 to #112 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Cool.

I have done nothing interesting.
#114 to #113 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, since coming back from Ohio, the only thing I've done aside from play spore is I marathoned Angel Beats! again.
User avatar #115 to #114 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hmm....

I've been incredibly bored for some time.
#116 to #115 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
You buy anything from the Steam Summer Sale?
Pic Unrelated.
User avatar #117 to #116 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
A few games, yeah.
#118 to #117 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Such as...?
Such as...?
User avatar #119 to #118 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Banished
#120 to #119 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I got Spore, Bastion, The Stanley Parable, and a few others.

MF every night.
User avatar #121 to #120 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hah, I got a few others but forgot. Not on my main computer since I'm not home.
#122 to #121 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Where are you? On vacation somewhere? Or at work?
User avatar #123 to #122 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Visiting my hometown for a few days.

Dat seducing stare
#124 to #123 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Got some family you're visiting over the summer, I take it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
My fosterparents, going back home this weekend probably. Trying to find my own place to live and all that stuff.

Why would I run?
#126 to #125 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Trying to decide if you want to live where you are now, or in your hometown? I recently moved to a town where I have literally half my family, and everyone recognizes me, and I have no ******* clue who most of them are.

This is why
User avatar #127 to #126 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I moved in with my mother because my fosterparents have sold this house so they're moving soon. I'm considering moving to a larger city down south or just somewhere more populated and close to the central areas so I don't have to drive all the time to get around.

I'm okay with that.
#110 to #109 - AllYourBase ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
#105 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Ohey.
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