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#4 - Picture 12/07/2014 on Ayy +1
#3 - Picture 12/07/2014 on hue +2
#2 - Picture 12/07/2014 on Im blind but at least im... 0
#8 - She's not the best, but she's certainly not deserving of all t… 12/07/2014 on :^) +2
#4 - MFW "BY FIRE BE PURGED!" 12/07/2014 on Maid RPG - Oh God Why Edition +15
#7 - Salil al-Sawarim. 12/07/2014 on Christmas Surprise +1
#14 - This site is magical. 12/06/2014 on Penguin race~ +1
#25 - Clannad is rated Everyone. There's a spin-off called Tomoyo Af…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on I guess in narnia 0
#46 - trainalf (12/06/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'll have to look into that. I guess in the end they couldn't resist doing what they knew.
#9 - The most important question here: Which Panzer? My money i… 12/06/2014 on What Really Happened... 0
#14 - Picture 12/06/2014 on Training for High Impact... +1
#62 - You didn't read the entire thing, did you? 12/06/2014 on Cruelness +6
#10 - I'll take 23.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Food Buffs +2
#11 - imsugoi (12/05/2014) [-]
Coming right up.
#23 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
Fun fact: Squid ink on noodles is really fucking good. Kind of expensive though.
#7 - Seeing as the anime is also based off of a VN that doesn't hav…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on I guess in narnia +1
#22 - trainalf (12/06/2014) [-]
H spin off? Where? I could've swore this was the first thing they made that purposely was marketed for the general population.
#25 - AllYourBase (12/06/2014) [-]
Clannad is rated Everyone. There's a spin-off called Tomoyo After: It's A Wonderful Life, which is R-18, but I believe it may also have an E version.
#46 - trainalf (12/06/2014) [-]
Ah, I see. I'll have to look into that. I guess in the end they couldn't resist doing what they knew.
#43 - It's a big thing because the restaurant industry has made it a…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Cruelness +100
User avatar #110 - myrtille (12/06/2014) [-]
I got paid $2.13/hr at cracker barrel.
#67 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
We can't forget that certain stores can use legal cheapness to get around actually paying employees. A certain chain I worked at would autimatically deduct payment form people's wages for food costs, whether the person actually ate anything or not, and if the person DID eat, it was only allowed to be the lowest tier cheap items, anything else and they still had to pay full price. Tips were the only income you get as a waiter.
#60 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
Actually it's because they only get paid $2.13 an hour!!!!!!!
#62 - AllYourBase (12/06/2014) [-]
You didn't read the entire thing, did you?
User avatar #56 - ilcecchino (12/05/2014) [-]
Agreed. at the one i work at some servers get almost 200+ on weekends
#51 - dinokilla (12/05/2014) [-]
See, this is why you should live in England, if you get paid less than minimum wage, your employer is fucked.
#245 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
because its so easy to just go live in England..
User avatar #234 - hanabro (12/06/2014) [-]
From an employee perspective, this is a good thing. If you get paid minimum with no tips, then you make minimum. End of story. If, however, you make less than minimum, but get tips, you are guaranteed to at least make minimum wage, and will very likely get more if you're halfway decent at doing your job. So, I would much rather be a waiter at an American restaurant than an English one.
#253 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
Excuse me, but how is this better?

England-paid minimum wage, can receive tips to bring it over minimum wage, although less often than stateside because cultural difference. Reliable income weekly.

US-paid less than minimum wage, expected to bring it up with tips. If you don't, it forces your employer to pay you more than they were expecting, leading to poor performance reviews. More tipping than UK, but when you don't get tips despite hard work (because cheapskate diners) it falsely accuses you of being a poor worker to your boss.
#62 - Maybe. 12/05/2014 on Just don't touch it an-OH... +1
#60 - It's a little cartoony in general, but it has some pretty visc…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Just don't touch it an-OH... +1
#61 - zerith (12/05/2014) [-]
Eh. Maybe I could give it a try some other time.
#62 - AllYourBase (12/05/2014) [-]
Maybe.
#6 - Speech Impediment? Do you mean accent? 12/05/2014 on Black Friday Speech at Target +11
#57 - If you like mysteries, or shows that give you very little to s…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Just don't touch it an-OH... +1
User avatar #59 - zerith (12/05/2014) [-]
Just looked up the first one you suggested. I recognize it from seeing it on here. Seems like it could be okay, but I just don't like the style.
User avatar #60 - AllYourBase (12/05/2014) [-]
It's a little cartoony in general, but it has some pretty visceral parts, and the art style changes a bit in those cases.
#61 - zerith (12/05/2014) [-]
Eh. Maybe I could give it a try some other time.
#62 - AllYourBase (12/05/2014) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #58 - zerith (12/05/2014) [-]
I've watched a bit of Ergo Proxy, but never got back to it. I forgot about it. I remember of an anime called Monster. I never finished that one either. I thought it was pretty good, though.
#55 - Agreed, Hakase is the best.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/05/2014 on Just don't touch it an-OH... +1
User avatar #56 - zerith (12/05/2014) [-]
I feel kinda ashamed for having finished all of Nichijou, but that was months and months ago, I don't think I could watch it again though. I can't get myself to watch anime anymore, though I still like the art style. Unless, are there any really weird, but serious anime out there? I remember reading a bit of a manga called Gantz, but I wanna watch something as weird as that, maybe something weirder.
#57 - AllYourBase (12/05/2014) [-]
If you like mysteries, or shows that give you very little to start with, and make you do a bit of guesswork (and/or bend the fuck outta your head) then I have two recommendations:
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni and Ergo Proxy. The first one is a murder mystery, the second... I've watched it 3 times, and I still don't really know what it is, other than extremely well-done.
User avatar #59 - zerith (12/05/2014) [-]
Just looked up the first one you suggested. I recognize it from seeing it on here. Seems like it could be okay, but I just don't like the style.
User avatar #60 - AllYourBase (12/05/2014) [-]
It's a little cartoony in general, but it has some pretty visceral parts, and the art style changes a bit in those cases.
#61 - zerith (12/05/2014) [-]
Eh. Maybe I could give it a try some other time.
#62 - AllYourBase (12/05/2014) [-]
Maybe.
User avatar #58 - zerith (12/05/2014) [-]
I've watched a bit of Ergo Proxy, but never got back to it. I forgot about it. I remember of an anime called Monster. I never finished that one either. I thought it was pretty good, though.
#12 - Picture 12/05/2014 on Harvesting 0
#10 - let's not. 12/05/2014 on Science: Bottle Vacuum +5
#21 - What the hell was even the point of this, aside from being ironic?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on shud stoppu earlier -1
User avatar #24 - indonesia (12/05/2014) [-]
being autism
#69 - I just figured that people were going to ask, so i posted sauce.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on For science and shit 0
#70 - bluemagebrilly (12/05/2014) [-]
Thanks, silly.

#67 - The pic. It's from the Stoic Orc Saga, specifically, part 1.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2014 on For science and shit 0
#68 - bluemagebrilly (12/05/2014) [-]
I'm already fully aware of that but I appreciate you supplying it for anyone that may be interested in seeing it themselves.

The whole saga is actually on here, posted about a week or two ago I think, including the last 'part' to it that may or may not be the complete ending. I've got a collection of reaction images from that comic, though I haven't bothered trying to make new ones yet.
User avatar #69 - AllYourBase (12/05/2014) [-]
I just figured that people were going to ask, so i posted sauce.
#70 - bluemagebrilly (12/05/2014) [-]
Thanks, silly.

#8 - "Come here, Mr. Tweedy..." 12/05/2014 on My life +11

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User avatar #191 - valax ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Hey!
#199 to #198 - valax ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
Heisenburger.
#211 to #210 - valax ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
User avatar #174 - jinzedmzxa (10/26/2014) [-]
Hi.
#177 to #176 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
#178 to #177 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
We haven't.
Just felt like making new friends in here, new account and all.
#179 to #178 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I see. Well, welcome to the neighborhood. Or back, as the case may be.
#180 to #179 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Thank you.   
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
Thank you.
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
#181 to #180 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Nope. Sure haven't.
#182 to #181 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.    
   
So how are you?
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.

So how are you?
#183 to #182 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Fine. A little bored. I've got a bunch of games, and can't decide what to play, so i'm just ******* around here.
User avatar #184 to #183 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Ah, just play them all and stop once you get a bit bored.


Quick question, could I have your fj points?
#185 to #184 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It's finding a starting point that's proving to be a bastard.

wtf are fj points
User avatar #186 to #185 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Oh, well **** .

See the thing below total comments made? Those.
#187 to #186 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
If i hadn't burned myself out on it, i'd be playing World of Tanks.

I found them before you replied. WTF are they representative of?
User avatar #188 to #187 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I have never played that, I don't see myself getting into it.

1 thumb you get on comment or picture= one fj point, they're used mostly on items.
User avatar #189 to #188 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It was more "I like tanks. Oh, hey, look a manga about them. Huh, there's a few chapters that are companions to a game? Better go ******* play it!"

And what, exactly, are items good for?
User avatar #190 to #189 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way, it sounds nice.

Nothing, just a game you could play on this site.
User avatar #169 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Never heard of berserk you cunt?
#170 to #169 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Hi, nice to meet you too, and you are...?
#171 to #170 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to you then but I can now.
#172 to #171 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Nope, sure haven't.
User avatar #150 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #152 to #151 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#153 to #152 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
No, i'm Allyourbase.   
   
Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
No, i'm Allyourbase.

Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
#154 to #153 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
A what now?

Can you murder me please?
#155 to #154 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Aelytah. A bastardization of Aelita, the first name of Aelita Schaeffer (pseudonym Aelita Stones) from Code Lyoko.

Not legally.
User avatar #156 to #155 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Never watched it.

Sucks.
#157 to #156 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
It's like Anime, but the French made it. It was on Cartoon Network several years ago.

Not really. I wouldn't kill you even if I could.
User avatar #158 to #157 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Live in Norway so yeah.

Why not?
#159 to #158 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'd obsess over it, I have a guilty conscience

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #160 to #159 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Fine then.
#161 to #160 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
#163 to #162 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
I was looking for a .gif that was on a comment I remembered replying to. (i later realized that it was posted in **** , and therefore won't show up on my comment history. Balls.) And whillist doing so, i got bored and curious, and wanted to see how far back i could go. The me in the present finds who i was in 2010 abhorently annoying.
User avatar #164 to #163 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah... same.

Though me in the present suck too...
#165 to #164 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Now now, self loathing is hardly productive.

I recently decided I should have a folder. A peculiar folder. Titled simply: "Barf"

This is the result.
User avatar #166 to #165 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
Can't help it.

Gross.
#167 to #166 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
That's a pity.   
   
Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.   
   
a sample from the latter of the two.
That's a pity.

Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.

a sample from the latter of the two.
User avatar #168 to #167 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
I guess.

Okay.
#148 - shantae (07/22/2014) [-]
AllYourBase are belong to shantae
#149 to #148 - AllYourBase (07/22/2014) [-]
I think I'm just fine with that.
I think I'm just fine with that.
User avatar #143 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#139 to #138 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
You... There's something wrong with you.
#141 to #140 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
That reminds me...   
L8r Nerd.
That reminds me...
L8r Nerd.
#147 to #146 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #106 - satrenkotheone (04/14/2014) [-]
Comt
#107 to #106 - AllYourBase (06/30/2014) [-]
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio   
   
I got to ride inside of a UH-1.   
   
It was incredible.
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio

I got to ride inside of a UH-1.

It was incredible.
User avatar #108 to #107 - satrenkotheone (07/01/2014) [-]
Did ya meet Jingles?
#109 to #108 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I did not. Was he there?
User avatar #111 to #109 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Yep, ya dun goof'd
User avatar #112 to #111 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, I hadn't even the faintest clue that he had been there. And I got to ride in a helicopter. So I guess it all works out.
User avatar #113 to #112 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Cool.

I have done nothing interesting.
#114 to #113 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, since coming back from Ohio, the only thing I've done aside from play spore is I marathoned Angel Beats! again.
User avatar #115 to #114 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Hmm....

I've been incredibly bored for some time.
#116 to #115 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
You buy anything from the Steam Summer Sale?
Pic Unrelated.
User avatar #117 to #116 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
A few games, yeah.
#118 to #117 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Such as...?
Such as...?
User avatar #119 to #118 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Banished
#120 to #119 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I got Spore, Bastion, The Stanley Parable, and a few others.

MF every night.
User avatar #121 to #120 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Hah, I got a few others but forgot. Not on my main computer since I'm not home.
#122 to #121 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Where are you? On vacation somewhere? Or at work?
User avatar #123 to #122 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Visiting my hometown for a few days.

Dat seducing stare
#124 to #123 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Got some family you're visiting over the summer, I take it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
My fosterparents, going back home this weekend probably. Trying to find my own place to live and all that stuff.

Why would I run?
#126 to #125 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Trying to decide if you want to live where you are now, or in your hometown? I recently moved to a town where I have literally half my family, and everyone recognizes me, and I have no ******* clue who most of them are.

This is why
User avatar #127 to #126 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
I moved in with my mother because my fosterparents have sold this house so they're moving soon. I'm considering moving to a larger city down south or just somewhere more populated and close to the central areas so I don't have to drive all the time to get around.

I'm okay with that.
#110 to #109 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
User avatar #104 - satrenkotheone (02/19/2014) [-]
Longer time even less see.
User avatar #103 - satrenkotheone (02/03/2014) [-]
Long time no see.
#82 - satrenkotheone (09/30/2013) [-]
Konnichiwa.
User avatar #85 to #84 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
Nothing much, but I note that your avatar looks different.
#87 to #86 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm still only on episode 18. Can't seem to want to watch it, even though I want to watch it, I can't be arsed to actually do it.
I'm still only on episode 18. Can't seem to want to watch it, even though I want to watch it, I can't be arsed to actually do it.
#88 to #87 - satrenkotheone (09/30/2013) [-]
Oh alright.   
   
Had my first Japanese course today.
Oh alright.

Had my first Japanese course today.
#89 to #88 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm assuming that's why you greeted me the way you did.    
   
That looks like it's from wakfu
I'm assuming that's why you greeted me the way you did.

That looks like it's from wakfu
#91 to #90 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
All I know about Wakfu is the name, and what the characters and art style look like.
All I know about Wakfu is the name, and what the characters and art style look like.
#92 to #91 - satrenkotheone (09/30/2013) [-]
Yeah.

It's pretty good though.
#93 to #92 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
I find myself questioning the physics surrounding that garnment.   
   
Pic mostly unrelated, it's the only Wakfu reaction I have.
I find myself questioning the physics surrounding that garnment.

Pic mostly unrelated, it's the only Wakfu reaction I have.
#94 to #93 - satrenkotheone (09/30/2013) [-]
Understandable.


That's not from Wakfu.....but the porn made of it by zone.
#95 to #94 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
Well, it portrays a character that is easily recognizable as originally being from Wakfu, so I feel it counts.   
   
I know, I've seen it.
Well, it portrays a character that is easily recognizable as originally being from Wakfu, so I feel it counts.

I know, I've seen it.
#96 to #95 - satrenkotheone (09/30/2013) [-]
It was pretty good.
It was pretty good.
#97 to #96 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
Some of these faces are so... conniving. Not quite intimidating, but... Offputting.
Some of these faces are so... conniving. Not quite intimidating, but... Offputting.
#99 to #98 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
Alright, that one is just hilarious.
Alright, that one is just hilarious.
#100 to #99 - satrenkotheone (09/30/2013) [-]
One of my favourite pics actually.
One of my favourite pics actually.
#101 to #100 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
If I had to pick a favorite pic, it would probably be this one, simply because I use it a lot.
If I had to pick a favorite pic, it would probably be this one, simply because I use it a lot.
User avatar #102 to #101 - satrenkotheone (09/30/2013) [-]
I don't have ONE favourite.
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