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#26 - Reverse searching the picture leads me to believe that this is…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Great deal, +1
User avatar #36 - nocta (01/09/2015) [-]
nice, imma check it out, thanks
User avatar #75 - invshika (01/10/2015) [-]
it's a 3min series, but it's pretty good
#25 - Picture 01/09/2015 on Great deal, +4
#17 - I thought that logo looked familiar. 01/09/2015 on What's this "whyfoo" shit? +1
#35 - Jamie from the Mythbusters is known to have a penchant for the… 01/09/2015 on Jokexplain +8
#7 - Btw, #7 is the original. 01/09/2015 on take a closer look at that... 0
#22 - So what you're saying is that it's a more modern bedfellow of …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Tank drift 0
User avatar #23 - monkeybrains (01/09/2015) [-]
In that regard yes.
#21 - Delightful. Although, in reality, a Tiger I would probably eat…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Tank drift +14
User avatar #45 - damnusername (01/10/2015) [-]
If it was a long range fight or the tiger had support yes. However (specifically) in the case of a close range fight the Pz.Kpfw IV Ausf. H can use it's mobility to its advantage to get around the firing line of the gun. The turret and the tank turn slow as fuck so a high speed tank could get around behind it and fire its gun knocking out the tanks engine and allowing it to circle the tiger and take out the crew without too much danger.
User avatar #75 - AllYourBase (01/10/2015) [-]
Problem with that is that a stock Pz.Kpfw IV Ausf A, or D might be fast enough to do it, but once you put the long 7.5cm gun on it, it becomes very front-heavy. That, as well as the Schurzen armor protecting the flanks, and the tank becomes significantly heavier. The top speed of the Panzer IV was only about 26mi/h. That's not very fast, all things considered.

With the Tiger I traversing both its hull and turret to track the moving tank, not only would it be more than capable of maintaining sight on the Panzer IV, but it would also be able to keep its frontal armor more or less towards the target, and even with the Panzer IV's long 7.5cm/L43, it'd have a hard time penetrating a Tiger I's armor, except at a flat 90 degrees.
User avatar #77 - damnusername (01/10/2015) [-]
I didn't think of the armor added mass, yeah that would cause some issues. I was thinking of the time I circled a tiger in the Pz.Kpfw IV Ausf A or whatever variant has the Long barrel 75mm in warthunder but not the extra armor (yeah I had to use arcade everyone was playing realistic battle germans that night).
User avatar #79 - AllYourBase (01/10/2015) [-]
The Pz.Kpfw Ausf. A uses a 5cm gun, the Ausf. D uses a short 7.5cm, and the KwK 40/L43 (Long 7.5cm) wasn't introduced until the Ausf. F2. The Ausf. F2 was later renamed Pz.Kpfw Ausf. G (which is strange, because the Ausf. G predates the Ausf. H)

The L43 was pushing the limits for the Pz.Kfpw IV chassis. In a forward-facing position, due to how far the gun extended forward, the frontal suspension ended up being in a constantly compressed state. This problem was only exacerbated in the Ausf. H, with the addition of several hundred pounds of spaced armor.
User avatar #82 - damnusername (01/10/2015) [-]
you're right, I just tried it in warthunder with a friend in the realistic battle mode (yes maybe I will find a way to marry the game) and I got blown up. I forgot that arcade physics are bullshit and will never work. I still think that an experienced crew that knows wtf they're doing (jam the turret ring or take out a track) could pull it off given the right circumstances (any sort of ambush really) , but in every other case the only option is to pray that the tiger doesn't see you till it gets bombed or rocketed.
User avatar #84 - AllYourBase (01/10/2015) [-]
What it comes down to is: If you're in front of a Tiger I, and it knows you're there, you're probably going to have a really bad time. Something about an 8.8cm HVAP or HEAT shell ripping through the mushy, delicate innards of a tank usually results in the death of the crew, and the destruction of the vehicle.
User avatar #85 - damnusername (01/10/2015) [-]
Sounds about right.
User avatar #83 - damnusername (01/10/2015) [-]
Just thought of this now, could the long barrel 5 cm pen the back of a tiger? if so would that tank be able to pull it off?
User avatar #86 - AllYourBase (01/10/2015) [-]
The 5cm gun based off of the Pak 38 was capable of penetrating about 45-50mm of armor. The sides and rear of the Tiger I had between 60 and 80mm of armor. Short answer; no. The low-velocity short 7.5cm was only capable of penetrating about 43mm of armor under ideal circumstances, so, yet again, no. The L43 (the Long 7.5cm) could penetrate up to nearly 110mm of armor within 100m of the target. That falls off to about 95mm at 500m. This means that the only way that a Pz.Kpfw IV could realistically penetrate a Tiger I would be from the sides, or rear, at close range, with a shot at a flat face.
User avatar #87 - damnusername (01/10/2015) [-]
yeah, based on what you're saying there's no fucking way short of an urban brawl for it it happen. Thanks for the conversation, I did enjoy debating this with you.
#89 - AllYourBase (01/10/2015) [-]
Thanks, I enjoyed it too.

The main thing is; the Panzer IV wasn't originally designed to engage armored targets. It was designed as an infantry support vehicle, and the job of armored combat at the start of WWII was left to the smaller and lighter Panzer III. The Soviets forced the Germans to reconsider that with the T-34, due to, at the time, its incredibly thick armor, and powerful armament.

The Panzer IV and the Tiger I aren't even in the same category of tanks, so expecting a fair fight to be anything but one-sided is ridiculous. I mean, the Tiger I weighs more than twice what a Panzer IV does. It also had one of the most feared and respected guns in WWII, the 8.8cm KwK 36/L56. (Fun Fact, the L/"X" indicates the barrel length. The barrel is "X" times as long as the projectile's diameter, so in this case, the barrel is 56 times longer than 88mm, meaning the barrel is 4.9m, or about 16ft long, which is almost as long as the tank itself, at 20ft.)
User avatar #50 - thepizzadevourer (01/10/2015) [-]
I know nothing about tank combat IRL. However, your comment sounded logical so I thumbed it up.

Also, that's how it works in World of Tanks, and if it works in there, it's good enough for me
User avatar #51 - damnusername (01/10/2015) [-]
Thanks my argument is part historical knowledge (making sure it actually makes sense) and part war thunder (the damage models are decent and APHE fucks up the inside of a tank like you wouldn't believe but the engine block is thick enough to stop it).
#58 - epicactual (01/10/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah War Thunder.

Been playing tanks for the past three weeks. I've loved every second of this
#1 - >Wireless Mouse >Wtf R U Casul 01/09/2015 on only thing there good for 0
#4 - Kawaii - かわいい is moonspeak (Japanese) for "Cute" 01/09/2015 on Is this the... +1
#3 - I figured as much. Sarcasm doesn't translate very well into text. 01/09/2015 on When your crush looks at you +1
#1 - You know, the people who care about the Pro LoL teams and news…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Some news 0
User avatar #2 - lastsensei (01/09/2015) [-]
Or they use league's reddit.
#1 - Hey, dude, I think you ****** up your titles. They're a…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on When your crush looks at you +1
User avatar #2 - mudkipfucker (01/09/2015) [-]
it was an intentional ruse
#3 - AllYourBase (01/09/2015) [-]
I figured as much. Sarcasm doesn't translate very well into text.
#7 - From what I've heard, a flame war. 01/09/2015 on Wat +1
#23 - Comment deleted 01/09/2015 on anyone know good anime? +1
#4 - Picture 01/09/2015 on Ayy lmao 0
#3 - Picture 01/09/2015 on Ayy lmao +1
#12 - Just saying, you could probably just chill the **** out… 01/09/2015 on What the Hell Happened? 0
#4 - Neat. 01/09/2015 on Kawaii condoms... +1
#3 - I feel like that's just a bit too... cute... for condoms. 01/09/2015 on Kawaii condoms... 0
#12 - A flame war is usually a rational argument that has degraded i… 01/09/2015 on Umm.. 0
#12 - You are pretty ****** , bro. 01/09/2015 on NSFW please don't ban +1
#11 - No, the ladder is literally not safe to be used for work.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on NSFW please don't ban 0
User avatar #14 - epicethan (01/09/2015) [-]
oh
#3 - That's almost 16 (15 years, 268 days, and about 20 hours) year… 01/09/2015 on I need new friends... +1
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#33 - He was never really going for "refined," as far as I…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Willy Shakes Strikes Again 0
User avatar #35 - likeacupcake (01/09/2015) [-]
Exactly.

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #231 - dudewitharake ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
not to be that guy, but wouldn't LSFW count as CP?
User avatar #232 to #231 - AllYourBase (01/18/2015) [-]
Nope. Both Kirino and Kyousuke are over the age of consent. Kuroneko and Ayase are the same age as Kirino, so the only thing that might be offputting is the incest taboo.
#233 to #232 - dudewitharake ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
coolio, I know the nips like to draw their toongirls young so I didn't want you to be inadvertently bampersand.  stay classy  and I was never here
coolio, I know the nips like to draw their toongirls young so I didn't want you to be inadvertently bampersand. stay classy and I was never here
#234 to #233 - AllYourBase (01/18/2015) [-]
I love your colorful use of vocabulary, I hope you have a wonderful evening as well.
I love your colorful use of vocabulary, I hope you have a wonderful evening as well.
User avatar #215 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
We're still friends okay?
#216 to #215 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
What makes you say that?
#217 to #216 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I don't know?
#219 to #218 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, kinda bored and I saw a comment of yours so I decided to say hi.
#220 to #219 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Which comment was that?
#221 to #220 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
I.... don't remember.
#223 to #222 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Please don't be mad at me...
Please don't be mad at me...
#224 to #223 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Not mad, just... surprised... yeah, surprised.
User avatar #225 to #224 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
But why tho?
#226 to #225 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Idk, I'd imagine it was one of my recent comments, and you have a browser history, or you have access to my comment history on my profile, is all.
User avatar #227 to #226 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/08/2015) [-]
Too lazy.
#212 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
#213 to #212 - AllYourBase (01/04/2015) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#214 to #213 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
you're welcome
you're welcome
User avatar #191 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Hey!
#199 to #198 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Heisenburger.
User avatar #174 - jinzedmzxa (10/26/2014) [-]
Hi.
#177 to #176 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
#178 to #177 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
We haven't.
Just felt like making new friends in here, new account and all.
#179 to #178 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I see. Well, welcome to the neighborhood. Or back, as the case may be.
#180 to #179 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Thank you.   
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
Thank you.
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
#181 to #180 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Nope. Sure haven't.
#182 to #181 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.    
   
So how are you?
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.

So how are you?
#183 to #182 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Fine. A little bored. I've got a bunch of games, and can't decide what to play, so i'm just ******* around here.
User avatar #184 to #183 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Ah, just play them all and stop once you get a bit bored.


Quick question, could I have your fj points?
#185 to #184 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It's finding a starting point that's proving to be a bastard.

wtf are fj points
User avatar #186 to #185 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Oh, well **** .

See the thing below total comments made? Those.
#187 to #186 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
If i hadn't burned myself out on it, i'd be playing World of Tanks.

I found them before you replied. WTF are they representative of?
User avatar #188 to #187 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I have never played that, I don't see myself getting into it.

1 thumb you get on comment or picture= one fj point, they're used mostly on items.
User avatar #189 to #188 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It was more "I like tanks. Oh, hey, look a manga about them. Huh, there's a few chapters that are companions to a game? Better go ******* play it!"

And what, exactly, are items good for?
User avatar #190 to #189 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way, it sounds nice.

Nothing, just a game you could play on this site.
User avatar #169 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Never heard of berserk you cunt?
#170 to #169 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Hi, nice to meet you too, and you are...?
#171 to #170 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to you then but I can now.
#172 to #171 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Nope, sure haven't.
User avatar #150 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #152 to #151 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#153 to #152 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
No, i'm Allyourbase.   
   
Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
No, i'm Allyourbase.

Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
#154 to #153 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
A what now?

Can you murder me please?
#155 to #154 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Aelytah. A bastardization of Aelita, the first name of Aelita Schaeffer (pseudonym Aelita Stones) from Code Lyoko.

Not legally.
User avatar #156 to #155 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Never watched it.

Sucks.
#157 to #156 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
It's like Anime, but the French made it. It was on Cartoon Network several years ago.

Not really. I wouldn't kill you even if I could.
User avatar #158 to #157 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Live in Norway so yeah.

Why not?
#159 to #158 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'd obsess over it, I have a guilty conscience

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #160 to #159 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Fine then.
#161 to #160 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
User avatar #162 to #161 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
What?
#163 to #162 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
I was looking for a .gif that was on a comment I remembered replying to. (i later realized that it was posted in **** , and therefore won't show up on my comment history. Balls.) And whillist doing so, i got bored and curious, and wanted to see how far back i could go. The me in the present finds who i was in 2010 abhorently annoying.
User avatar #164 to #163 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah... same.

Though me in the present suck too...
#165 to #164 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Now now, self loathing is hardly productive.

I recently decided I should have a folder. A peculiar folder. Titled simply: "Barf"

This is the result.
User avatar #166 to #165 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Can't help it.

Gross.
#167 to #166 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
That's a pity.   
   
Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.   
   
a sample from the latter of the two.
That's a pity.

Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.

a sample from the latter of the two.
User avatar #168 to #167 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I guess.

Okay.
#148 - shantae (07/22/2014) [-]
AllYourBase are belong to shantae
#149 to #148 - AllYourBase (07/22/2014) [-]
I think I'm just fine with that.
I think I'm just fine with that.
User avatar #143 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#139 to #138 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
You... There's something wrong with you.
#141 to #140 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
That reminds me...   
L8r Nerd.
That reminds me...
L8r Nerd.
User avatar #106 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Comt
#107 to #106 - AllYourBase (06/30/2014) [-]
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio   
   
I got to ride inside of a UH-1.   
   
It was incredible.
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio

I got to ride inside of a UH-1.

It was incredible.
User avatar #108 to #107 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Did ya meet Jingles?
#109 to #108 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I did not. Was he there?
User avatar #111 to #109 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Yep, ya dun goof'd
User avatar #112 to #111 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, I hadn't even the faintest clue that he had been there. And I got to ride in a helicopter. So I guess it all works out.
User avatar #113 to #112 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Cool.

I have done nothing interesting.
#114 to #113 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, since coming back from Ohio, the only thing I've done aside from play spore is I marathoned Angel Beats! again.
User avatar #115 to #114 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hmm....

I've been incredibly bored for some time.
#116 to #115 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
You buy anything from the Steam Summer Sale?
Pic Unrelated.
User avatar #117 to #116 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
A few games, yeah.
#118 to #117 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Such as...?
Such as...?
User avatar #119 to #118 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Banished
#120 to #119 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I got Spore, Bastion, The Stanley Parable, and a few others.

MF every night.
User avatar #121 to #120 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hah, I got a few others but forgot. Not on my main computer since I'm not home.
#122 to #121 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Where are you? On vacation somewhere? Or at work?
User avatar #123 to #122 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Visiting my hometown for a few days.

Dat seducing stare
#124 to #123 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Got some family you're visiting over the summer, I take it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
My fosterparents, going back home this weekend probably. Trying to find my own place to live and all that stuff.

Why would I run?
#126 to #125 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Trying to decide if you want to live where you are now, or in your hometown? I recently moved to a town where I have literally half my family, and everyone recognizes me, and I have no ******* clue who most of them are.

This is why
User avatar #127 to #126 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I moved in with my mother because my fosterparents have sold this house so they're moving soon. I'm considering moving to a larger city down south or just somewhere more populated and close to the central areas so I don't have to drive all the time to get around.

I'm okay with that.
#110 to #109 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
#105 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Ohey.
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