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#18 - >> #1 , Nah, the dude on the roof is probably mostl… 02/14/2015 on Water baloon fight level:... +3
#41 - Picture 02/14/2015 on You disgust me. +4
#37 - "A Standard Hollywood-Size Magazine Clip" &quo… 02/13/2015 on A Standard Hollywood-Size... 0
#96 - Uh, maybe where YOU live. In most places, departments are fund…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2015 on firefighters +2
User avatar #101 - thatguyontheright (02/13/2015) [-]
In smaller areas it's like that. This is a recent development in the past few years though. Where I live, the Fire Department used to be paid by tax dollars, now I have to pay $60 a month for fire protection.
User avatar #97 - Grom (02/13/2015) [-]
its not where I live, I live in suburban area. I have many friends who have become firefighters who travel where they are needed, and I have been told in small farming communities where tax dollars and fundraising do not support them they have a monthly fee. its sort of like how garbage collectors in small towns are payed by the individual, not the county/township
#95 - A pair of MiG-21 engines, mounted to the hull of a T-34, used … 02/13/2015 on firefighters -1
#93 - Fire is a lot of things, but predictable is NOT one of them. I… 02/13/2015 on firefighters +1
#89 - I feel like it's less " ******** around for 10 minu… 02/13/2015 on firefighters 0
#87 - From a former full-volunteer firefighter. At le…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on firefighters +1
User avatar #119 - catburglarpenis (02/14/2015) [-]
That's why there ain't any volunteer cops.

Because there's enough people who want to beat niggers
Not really kidding, but the profiling is bad, that's why I left the force
Also all Navy guys were firefighters, so I honestly don't know why we ever fought with the Damage Controlmen, but we did. Now they have a new rate. I doubt it's stopped the fighting.
#85 - This isn't quite right. The fire dept. in my old town (small t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on firefighters 0
User avatar #117 - Mr Ronok (02/14/2015) [-]
must vary from town to town then. or maybe its a canadian thing. one of my dads friends is a volunteer fireman and he gets 35 bucks an hour per call
#84 - As an ex-volunteer firefighter (I lived in a small town, but h…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on firefighters +1
User avatar #86 - helpmedudes (02/13/2015) [-]
Sorry, wasn't trying to generalize There are like 500 towns in NJ and all of em have their own fire departments, so there are a lot of stories. I guess it is like any job, really. Attracts good people, and a few crazies. The only difference is that it is a much more dangerous job, which might push the nuts to do weird shit.
#245 - >> #219 , An account like this, whose sole reason f…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/13/2015 on Pretty Popular Opinion +2
User avatar #247 - Shole (02/13/2015) [-]
Ah I see thank you a lot for your explanation
There should be a funnyjunk wiki admin!
User avatar #327 - tigtone (02/13/2015) [-]
We have an unofficial wiki channel, I can link you all the pages if you want.
User avatar #373 - Shole (02/13/2015) [-]
kay
#243 - I think that's probably why he specified "detrimental the…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/13/2015 on Pretty Popular Opinion +2
User avatar #291 - personalstalker (02/13/2015) [-]
Yeah didn't notice at first, thanks for pointing it out
#165 - ≠, ~=, and != all mean the same thing, "Does not equal" 02/13/2015 on Praise Nvidia 0
#29 - Yes you did. Don't lie. 02/13/2015 on Together forever +1
#9 - >> #5 , 02/13/2015 on im on ALLOT of acid.. post... 0
#27 - Aww yisss. 02/13/2015 on Together forever +3
#18 - Picture 02/13/2015 on Holy Shit 0
#25 - Picture 02/12/2015 on Together forever +3
#8 - This occasionally gets stuck in my head. 02/12/2015 on What is that song? +2
#146 - Btw, the ICC was set up in 2002. Green are countries that… 02/12/2015 on Murican Drones +1
#7 - That is probably one of the greatest mashups with Animals I've… 02/12/2015 on What is that song? +1
#20 - What's so strange about knowing one's own favorite flavor? 02/12/2015 on Together forever +2
#13 - Why should I be thankful that my beautiful Adolf-chan is being…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/12/2015 on My Little Dictator Can't be... +3
User avatar #14 - compared (02/12/2015) [-]
All comparisons are good.

#11 - I'm not sure how I feel about best girl being compared to Kirino.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on My Little Dictator Can't be... +3
User avatar #12 - compared (02/12/2015) [-]
You should be thankful for the comparison.
#13 - AllYourBase (02/12/2015) [-]
Why should I be thankful that my beautiful Adolf-chan is being compared to one of the most wretched and disgusting characters in existence?
User avatar #14 - compared (02/12/2015) [-]
All comparisons are good.

#5 - - full video - this part  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Thanks Obama +26
User avatar #8 - fuckberries (02/13/2015) [-]
facebook...
#48 - smartassassin (02/13/2015) [-]
no the worse part is buzzfeed

Comments(231):

[ 231 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #231 - dudewitharake (01/18/2015) [-]
not to be that guy, but wouldn't LSFW count as CP?
User avatar #232 to #231 - AllYourBase (01/18/2015) [-]
Nope. Both Kirino and Kyousuke are over the age of consent. Kuroneko and Ayase are the same age as Kirino, so the only thing that might be offputting is the incest taboo.
#233 to #232 - dudewitharake (01/18/2015) [-]
coolio, I know the nips like to draw their toongirls young so I didn't want you to be inadvertently bampersand.  stay classy  and I was never here
coolio, I know the nips like to draw their toongirls young so I didn't want you to be inadvertently bampersand. stay classy and I was never here
#234 to #233 - AllYourBase (01/18/2015) [-]
I love your colorful use of vocabulary, I hope you have a wonderful evening as well.
I love your colorful use of vocabulary, I hope you have a wonderful evening as well.
User avatar #215 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
We're still friends okay?
#216 to #215 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
What makes you say that?
#219 to #218 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, kinda bored and I saw a comment of yours so I decided to say hi.
#220 to #219 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Which comment was that?
#221 to #220 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
I.... don't remember.
#223 to #222 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
Please don't be mad at me...
Please don't be mad at me...
#224 to #223 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Not mad, just... surprised... yeah, surprised.
User avatar #225 to #224 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
But why tho?
#226 to #225 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Idk, I'd imagine it was one of my recent comments, and you have a browser history, or you have access to my comment history on my profile, is all.
User avatar #227 to #226 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
Too lazy.
#212 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
#213 to #212 - AllYourBase (01/04/2015) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#214 to #213 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
you're welcome
you're welcome
User avatar #191 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Hey!
#199 to #198 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Heisenburger.
User avatar #174 - jinzedmzxa (10/26/2014) [-]
Hi.
#177 to #176 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
#178 to #177 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
We haven't.
Just felt like making new friends in here, new account and all.
#179 to #178 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I see. Well, welcome to the neighborhood. Or back, as the case may be.
#180 to #179 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Thank you.   
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
Thank you.
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
#181 to #180 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Nope. Sure haven't.
#182 to #181 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.    
   
So how are you?
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.

So how are you?
#183 to #182 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Fine. A little bored. I've got a bunch of games, and can't decide what to play, so i'm just ******* around here.
User avatar #184 to #183 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Ah, just play them all and stop once you get a bit bored.


Quick question, could I have your fj points?
#185 to #184 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It's finding a starting point that's proving to be a bastard.

wtf are fj points
User avatar #186 to #185 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Oh, well **** .

See the thing below total comments made? Those.
#187 to #186 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
If i hadn't burned myself out on it, i'd be playing World of Tanks.

I found them before you replied. WTF are they representative of?
User avatar #188 to #187 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I have never played that, I don't see myself getting into it.

1 thumb you get on comment or picture= one fj point, they're used mostly on items.
User avatar #189 to #188 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It was more "I like tanks. Oh, hey, look a manga about them. Huh, there's a few chapters that are companions to a game? Better go ******* play it!"

And what, exactly, are items good for?
User avatar #190 to #189 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way, it sounds nice.

Nothing, just a game you could play on this site.
User avatar #169 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Never heard of berserk you cunt?
#170 to #169 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Hi, nice to meet you too, and you are...?
#171 to #170 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to you then but I can now.
#172 to #171 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Nope, sure haven't.
User avatar #150 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #152 to #151 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#153 to #152 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
No, i'm Allyourbase.   
   
Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
No, i'm Allyourbase.

Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
#154 to #153 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
A what now?

Can you murder me please?
#155 to #154 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Aelytah. A bastardization of Aelita, the first name of Aelita Schaeffer (pseudonym Aelita Stones) from Code Lyoko.

Not legally.
User avatar #156 to #155 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Never watched it.

Sucks.
#157 to #156 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
It's like Anime, but the French made it. It was on Cartoon Network several years ago.

Not really. I wouldn't kill you even if I could.
User avatar #158 to #157 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Live in Norway so yeah.

Why not?
#159 to #158 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'd obsess over it, I have a guilty conscience

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #160 to #159 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Fine then.
#161 to #160 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
#163 to #162 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
I was looking for a .gif that was on a comment I remembered replying to. (i later realized that it was posted in **** , and therefore won't show up on my comment history. Balls.) And whillist doing so, i got bored and curious, and wanted to see how far back i could go. The me in the present finds who i was in 2010 abhorently annoying.
User avatar #164 to #163 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah... same.

Though me in the present suck too...
#165 to #164 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Now now, self loathing is hardly productive.

I recently decided I should have a folder. A peculiar folder. Titled simply: "Barf"

This is the result.
User avatar #166 to #165 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
Can't help it.

Gross.
#167 to #166 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
That's a pity.   
   
Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.   
   
a sample from the latter of the two.
That's a pity.

Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.

a sample from the latter of the two.
User avatar #168 to #167 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
I guess.

Okay.
#148 - shantae (07/22/2014) [-]
AllYourBase are belong to shantae
#149 to #148 - AllYourBase (07/22/2014) [-]
I think I'm just fine with that.
I think I'm just fine with that.
User avatar #143 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#139 to #138 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
You... There's something wrong with you.
#141 to #140 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
That reminds me...   
L8r Nerd.
That reminds me...
L8r Nerd.
User avatar #106 - satrenkotheone (04/14/2014) [-]
Comt
#107 to #106 - AllYourBase (06/30/2014) [-]
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio   
   
I got to ride inside of a UH-1.   
   
It was incredible.
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio

I got to ride inside of a UH-1.

It was incredible.
User avatar #108 to #107 - satrenkotheone (07/01/2014) [-]
Did ya meet Jingles?
#109 to #108 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I did not. Was he there?
User avatar #111 to #109 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Yep, ya dun goof'd
User avatar #112 to #111 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, I hadn't even the faintest clue that he had been there. And I got to ride in a helicopter. So I guess it all works out.
User avatar #113 to #112 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Cool.

I have done nothing interesting.
#114 to #113 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, since coming back from Ohio, the only thing I've done aside from play spore is I marathoned Angel Beats! again.
User avatar #115 to #114 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Hmm....

I've been incredibly bored for some time.
#116 to #115 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
You buy anything from the Steam Summer Sale?
Pic Unrelated.
User avatar #117 to #116 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
A few games, yeah.
#118 to #117 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Such as...?
Such as...?
User avatar #119 to #118 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Banished
#120 to #119 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I got Spore, Bastion, The Stanley Parable, and a few others.

MF every night.
User avatar #121 to #120 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Hah, I got a few others but forgot. Not on my main computer since I'm not home.
#122 to #121 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Where are you? On vacation somewhere? Or at work?
User avatar #123 to #122 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Visiting my hometown for a few days.

Dat seducing stare
#124 to #123 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Got some family you're visiting over the summer, I take it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
My fosterparents, going back home this weekend probably. Trying to find my own place to live and all that stuff.

Why would I run?
#126 to #125 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Trying to decide if you want to live where you are now, or in your hometown? I recently moved to a town where I have literally half my family, and everyone recognizes me, and I have no ******* clue who most of them are.

This is why
User avatar #127 to #126 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
I moved in with my mother because my fosterparents have sold this house so they're moving soon. I'm considering moving to a larger city down south or just somewhere more populated and close to the central areas so I don't have to drive all the time to get around.

I'm okay with that.
#110 to #109 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
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