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#126 - Well, it's a classic. Like AKIRA, or Cowboy Bebop, something t…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
#130 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_%28film%29

It's a 1988 film, the animation is incredible, and it's acclaim is on par with many of Hayao Miyazaki's most famous films. It's about 2 hours long, and is among my favorite movies (in spite of the fact that I was born in the mid-90's.)
User avatar #127 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I don't really care much for classics of any kind.

And I barely watch anime as is.
#128 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well now you're just pulling out the cheap cards.

Just kidding, mostly, I'm just saying that it's a worthwhile watch.
User avatar #129 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But I'm lazy and not interested in any of them and I don't know what AKIRA is.
#124 - It really isn't that bad. A lot of people like to bitch about …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
#125 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Yes but... I really dislike mechas.
#122 - I didn't either. The only mecha I had watched prior to NGE was…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
#123 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But... effort.
User avatar #126 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, it's a classic. Like AKIRA, or Cowboy Bebop, something that every fan should watch at least once.
#130 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_%28film%29

It's a 1988 film, the animation is incredible, and it's acclaim is on par with many of Hayao Miyazaki's most famous films. It's about 2 hours long, and is among my favorite movies (in spite of the fact that I was born in the mid-90's.)
User avatar #127 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I don't really care much for classics of any kind.

And I barely watch anime as is.
#128 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well now you're just pulling out the cheap cards.

Just kidding, mostly, I'm just saying that it's a worthwhile watch.
User avatar #129 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But I'm lazy and not interested in any of them and I don't know what AKIRA is.
#124 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It really isn't that bad. A lot of people like to bitch about how Shinji is a whiny cunt, but from what I saw in the TV series + End of Evangelion, he's not actually that whiny at all.

(Btw, EVA-00 is the Prototype, EVA-01 is the Test Type, and EVAs-02 and on are the Production Models)
#125 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Yes but... I really dislike mechas.
#120 - It starts off as a pretty good, but somewhat predictable mecha…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
User avatar #121 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I see.

I don't like mechas though...
#122 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
I didn't either. The only mecha I had watched prior to NGE was TTGL. That said, aside from the last two episodes of the TV release, I thoroughly enjoyed the series.
#123 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But... effort.
User avatar #126 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, it's a classic. Like AKIRA, or Cowboy Bebop, something that every fan should watch at least once.
#130 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_%28film%29

It's a 1988 film, the animation is incredible, and it's acclaim is on par with many of Hayao Miyazaki's most famous films. It's about 2 hours long, and is among my favorite movies (in spite of the fact that I was born in the mid-90's.)
User avatar #127 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I don't really care much for classics of any kind.

And I barely watch anime as is.
#128 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well now you're just pulling out the cheap cards.

Just kidding, mostly, I'm just saying that it's a worthwhile watch.
User avatar #129 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But I'm lazy and not interested in any of them and I don't know what AKIRA is.
#124 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It really isn't that bad. A lot of people like to bitch about how Shinji is a whiny cunt, but from what I saw in the TV series + End of Evangelion, he's not actually that whiny at all.

(Btw, EVA-00 is the Prototype, EVA-01 is the Test Type, and EVAs-02 and on are the Production Models)
#125 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Yes but... I really dislike mechas.
#118 - Fine, I suppose, Recently watched NGE + End of Evangelion, so …  [+] (12 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
User avatar #119 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Never watched either.
#120 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It starts off as a pretty good, but somewhat predictable mecha, but then, as my friend so eloquently put it, "the series is bad ass until it took it's little off the rails," "oh it goes so fucking far off the rails" The movie is the original Episodes 25 and 26, Gainax had to do alternate episodes for the TV release, and they kind of sucked. They were 2deep4me bullshit, and there was no awesome fighting. The movie (true ending) still has some of the 2deep4me, but it also has EVA-01 and EVA-02 doing fucking work, so, worth.
User avatar #121 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I see.

I don't like mechas though...
#122 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
I didn't either. The only mecha I had watched prior to NGE was TTGL. That said, aside from the last two episodes of the TV release, I thoroughly enjoyed the series.
#123 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But... effort.
User avatar #126 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, it's a classic. Like AKIRA, or Cowboy Bebop, something that every fan should watch at least once.
#130 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_%28film%29

It's a 1988 film, the animation is incredible, and it's acclaim is on par with many of Hayao Miyazaki's most famous films. It's about 2 hours long, and is among my favorite movies (in spite of the fact that I was born in the mid-90's.)
User avatar #127 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I don't really care much for classics of any kind.

And I barely watch anime as is.
#128 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well now you're just pulling out the cheap cards.

Just kidding, mostly, I'm just saying that it's a worthwhile watch.
User avatar #129 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But I'm lazy and not interested in any of them and I don't know what AKIRA is.
#124 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It really isn't that bad. A lot of people like to bitch about how Shinji is a whiny cunt, but from what I saw in the TV series + End of Evangelion, he's not actually that whiny at all.

(Btw, EVA-00 is the Prototype, EVA-01 is the Test Type, and EVAs-02 and on are the Production Models)
#125 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Yes but... I really dislike mechas.
#116 - Btw, the "Porsche" turret wasn't designed by Porsche…  [+] (14 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
#117 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I have heard something about the first part.

But on your second part, haven't heard of. Well done friend.
So how are ya?
#118 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Fine, I suppose, Recently watched NGE + End of Evangelion, so that was... uh... "fun." I wasn't impressed with the made-for-TV ending, but the movie tied it up pretty well.
User avatar #119 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Never watched either.
#120 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It starts off as a pretty good, but somewhat predictable mecha, but then, as my friend so eloquently put it, "the series is bad ass until it took it's little off the rails," "oh it goes so fucking far off the rails" The movie is the original Episodes 25 and 26, Gainax had to do alternate episodes for the TV release, and they kind of sucked. They were 2deep4me bullshit, and there was no awesome fighting. The movie (true ending) still has some of the 2deep4me, but it also has EVA-01 and EVA-02 doing fucking work, so, worth.
User avatar #121 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I see.

I don't like mechas though...
#122 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
I didn't either. The only mecha I had watched prior to NGE was TTGL. That said, aside from the last two episodes of the TV release, I thoroughly enjoyed the series.
#123 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But... effort.
User avatar #126 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, it's a classic. Like AKIRA, or Cowboy Bebop, something that every fan should watch at least once.
#130 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_%28film%29

It's a 1988 film, the animation is incredible, and it's acclaim is on par with many of Hayao Miyazaki's most famous films. It's about 2 hours long, and is among my favorite movies (in spite of the fact that I was born in the mid-90's.)
User avatar #127 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I don't really care much for classics of any kind.

And I barely watch anime as is.
#128 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well now you're just pulling out the cheap cards.

Just kidding, mostly, I'm just saying that it's a worthwhile watch.
User avatar #129 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But I'm lazy and not interested in any of them and I don't know what AKIRA is.
#124 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It really isn't that bad. A lot of people like to bitch about how Shinji is a whiny cunt, but from what I saw in the TV series + End of Evangelion, he's not actually that whiny at all.

(Btw, EVA-00 is the Prototype, EVA-01 is the Test Type, and EVAs-02 and on are the Production Models)
#125 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Yes but... I really dislike mechas.
#114 - That seems a little nitpicky. Only a handful of Tiger IIs were…  [+] (16 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
#115 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I know.

But we're talking German tanks.

Nitpicking was their tank doctrine.
User avatar #116 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Btw, the "Porsche" turret wasn't designed by Porsche at all. Even the Porsche Tiger (VK4501) didn't use the turret (which is where the misconception comes from,) as it used a turret very similar to the one that was mounted on the Tiger I, in terms of shape and composition.

All that said, I suppose you're right (about the nitpicking thing,) seeing as the original inventory number for the Tiger I was SdKfz 182, and it was the Pz.Kpfw VI Tiger Ausf. H, then they changed the inventory number to SdKfz 181, redesignated it the Pz.Kpfw VI Tiger Ausf. E, gave 182 to the Tiger II, and named that Pz.Kpfw VI Tiger Ausf. B, which eventually was truncated to Pz.Kpfw Tiger Ausf. B
#117 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I have heard something about the first part.

But on your second part, haven't heard of. Well done friend.
So how are ya?
#118 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Fine, I suppose, Recently watched NGE + End of Evangelion, so that was... uh... "fun." I wasn't impressed with the made-for-TV ending, but the movie tied it up pretty well.
User avatar #119 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Never watched either.
#120 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It starts off as a pretty good, but somewhat predictable mecha, but then, as my friend so eloquently put it, "the series is bad ass until it took it's little off the rails," "oh it goes so fucking far off the rails" The movie is the original Episodes 25 and 26, Gainax had to do alternate episodes for the TV release, and they kind of sucked. They were 2deep4me bullshit, and there was no awesome fighting. The movie (true ending) still has some of the 2deep4me, but it also has EVA-01 and EVA-02 doing fucking work, so, worth.
User avatar #121 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I see.

I don't like mechas though...
#122 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
I didn't either. The only mecha I had watched prior to NGE was TTGL. That said, aside from the last two episodes of the TV release, I thoroughly enjoyed the series.
#123 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But... effort.
User avatar #126 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, it's a classic. Like AKIRA, or Cowboy Bebop, something that every fan should watch at least once.
#130 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_%28film%29

It's a 1988 film, the animation is incredible, and it's acclaim is on par with many of Hayao Miyazaki's most famous films. It's about 2 hours long, and is among my favorite movies (in spite of the fact that I was born in the mid-90's.)
User avatar #127 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I don't really care much for classics of any kind.

And I barely watch anime as is.
#128 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well now you're just pulling out the cheap cards.

Just kidding, mostly, I'm just saying that it's a worthwhile watch.
User avatar #129 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But I'm lazy and not interested in any of them and I don't know what AKIRA is.
#124 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It really isn't that bad. A lot of people like to bitch about how Shinji is a whiny cunt, but from what I saw in the TV series + End of Evangelion, he's not actually that whiny at all.

(Btw, EVA-00 is the Prototype, EVA-01 is the Test Type, and EVAs-02 and on are the Production Models)
#125 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Yes but... I really dislike mechas.
#111 - What do you mean by that?  [+] (18 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
User avatar #112 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf. B (H) to inform about the Henschel turret as opposed to Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf. B (P) with the Porsche turret.
#114 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
That seems a little nitpicky. Only a handful of Tiger IIs were deployed with the prototype Krupp turret, only about 50 or so out of the almost 500. You're not wrong, but it just seems a little unnecessary.
#115 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I know.

But we're talking German tanks.

Nitpicking was their tank doctrine.
User avatar #116 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Btw, the "Porsche" turret wasn't designed by Porsche at all. Even the Porsche Tiger (VK4501) didn't use the turret (which is where the misconception comes from,) as it used a turret very similar to the one that was mounted on the Tiger I, in terms of shape and composition.

All that said, I suppose you're right (about the nitpicking thing,) seeing as the original inventory number for the Tiger I was SdKfz 182, and it was the Pz.Kpfw VI Tiger Ausf. H, then they changed the inventory number to SdKfz 181, redesignated it the Pz.Kpfw VI Tiger Ausf. E, gave 182 to the Tiger II, and named that Pz.Kpfw VI Tiger Ausf. B, which eventually was truncated to Pz.Kpfw Tiger Ausf. B
#117 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I have heard something about the first part.

But on your second part, haven't heard of. Well done friend.
So how are ya?
#118 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Fine, I suppose, Recently watched NGE + End of Evangelion, so that was... uh... "fun." I wasn't impressed with the made-for-TV ending, but the movie tied it up pretty well.
User avatar #119 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Never watched either.
#120 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It starts off as a pretty good, but somewhat predictable mecha, but then, as my friend so eloquently put it, "the series is bad ass until it took it's little off the rails," "oh it goes so fucking far off the rails" The movie is the original Episodes 25 and 26, Gainax had to do alternate episodes for the TV release, and they kind of sucked. They were 2deep4me bullshit, and there was no awesome fighting. The movie (true ending) still has some of the 2deep4me, but it also has EVA-01 and EVA-02 doing fucking work, so, worth.
User avatar #121 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I see.

I don't like mechas though...
#122 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
I didn't either. The only mecha I had watched prior to NGE was TTGL. That said, aside from the last two episodes of the TV release, I thoroughly enjoyed the series.
#123 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But... effort.
User avatar #126 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, it's a classic. Like AKIRA, or Cowboy Bebop, something that every fan should watch at least once.
#130 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_%28film%29

It's a 1988 film, the animation is incredible, and it's acclaim is on par with many of Hayao Miyazaki's most famous films. It's about 2 hours long, and is among my favorite movies (in spite of the fact that I was born in the mid-90's.)
User avatar #127 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I don't really care much for classics of any kind.

And I barely watch anime as is.
#128 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well now you're just pulling out the cheap cards.

Just kidding, mostly, I'm just saying that it's a worthwhile watch.
User avatar #129 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But I'm lazy and not interested in any of them and I don't know what AKIRA is.
#124 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It really isn't that bad. A lot of people like to bitch about how Shinji is a whiny cunt, but from what I saw in the TV series + End of Evangelion, he's not actually that whiny at all.

(Btw, EVA-00 is the Prototype, EVA-01 is the Test Type, and EVAs-02 and on are the Production Models)
#125 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Yes but... I really dislike mechas.
#109 - >> #106 , The KV-6 might have been designed, but it…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob +1
User avatar #134 - trostell (02/09/2015) [-]
There is also the KV-5 project, which would have rivaled the Maus in sheer mass, weighing in at well over 100 tons. The project was scrapped due to the siege at Leningrad, where the hull was being tested. And unfortunately, the one complete Maus had severe mechanical issues which prevented full testing.
User avatar #136 - AllYourBase (02/09/2015) [-]
The KV-5 was still leagues short of rivaling the Maus, which weighs in at a staggering 188t. And of all the tanks mentioned thus far, The Maus is still the only one that had a fully working prototype, even if it did have major issues with a number of systems.

(Btw, the only official reference to the KV-6 I could find was basically an up-armored KV-1 with a 76mm gun)
User avatar #137 - trostell (02/10/2015) [-]
However the Maus was so heavy as to be completely impractical in every imaginable way, with its improved armor being ineffective against the American M3 90mm guns, and in particular the British Ordinance Quick-Firing 20-pounder gun, which would later be re-bored and used the world over as the 105mm Royal Ordinance L7 gun.

The 20-pounder gun could penetrate 12 inches of rolled homogenous steel, which is what typical armor plating is made from, though the German armor plating at that time was of far lower quality and less effective at stopping shells.

The incredible weight of the Maus meant they would have to operate in pairs at all times, and must all be equipped with snorkels and tow-chains, as they would commonly get stuck in the mud, and no standing bridge could support their tremendous bulk. The plan was to have one Maus push the first one up the opposite bank, and then the first Maus tow the second out of the river, a slow, lengthy process which left them far too vulnerable to allied air support.

To my knowledge, the surviving Maus has very few complete systems, most never finished before the project was cancelled. Two other tanks passed that stage and were complete, the T28 super-heavy breakthrough tank, and the Tortoise heavy assault vehicle, weighing in at 95, and 78 tons respectively. One Tortoise is even still in working order, and it is assumed the T28 (or Tank Destroyer T95, as it is sometimes referred to) did, at one time, run under its own power, as it was found in the middle of a field in Fort Belvoir, Virginia, in 1974, after being lost for over 20 years.
User avatar #138 - AllYourBase (02/10/2015) [-]
Its sheer impracticality and low level of actual function does not change the fact that, as of now, it is the heaviest tank that has ever existed in an operational capacity. Granted, it isn't the heaviest working tank today, as the one at Kubinka doesn't run. No other design that came as far as the Maus did even comes close to the nearly 200 tonnes that it was designed to (barely) heft around.

The tank is still a novelty, though. The idea that it was designed to be able to simply drive across the bottom of a river, while receiving power from a second tank remaining on shore is amusing, but, yet again, impractical. German heavy tanks typically operated in pairs anyway, as far as I know. The Tiger I in particular, after losing many to immobilizing breakdowns in combat conditions, began operating in pairs so that the disabled tank could be towed by the working partner.
User avatar #147 - trostell (02/10/2015) [-]
Sometime in the near future, though, it may be restored to working order. The crazy Belorussians are pouring millions of whatever-they-call-money into restoring it to working order, and not the glorious and ridiculous TOG 2 at Bovington.
User avatar #149 - AllYourBase (02/10/2015) [-]
Tiger Tank  " Hand Crank Engine Start Up " Well, The ToG II is a land boat. The Maus is a fucking castle. Four flat sides, and a whole lot of menace. It also helps that the Belorussians probably have an easier time making contributions to the Kubinka Tank Museum than they do to the Bovington Tank Museum.
That said, Bovington is still my favorite, because they have Tiger 131.
User avatar #150 - trostell (02/10/2015) [-]
They also have the ridiculous physical proof that the British captured a Tiger by what amounts to throwing pebbles at a car until the driver decides to get out.
User avatar #151 - AllYourBase (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, it's not necessarily true, the 6-pdr guns that disabled it might not be able to reliably penetrate it, but they can still wreak havoc to the tank. The tank was captured in Tunisia, after it took a trio of shots, and was rendered combat-ineffective. One shot ricocheted off the bottom of the mantlet and down into the combat compartment, jamming the turret ring, wounding the driver and the front machine gunner. A second jammed the vertical fire control when it hit the lifting lug, and a third hit the loader's hatch, but didn't do much more than spray shrapnel all over the outside of the tank. The crew bailed after they lost most of their fire control, rather than try to flee with the tank and risk being destroyed.
User avatar #152 - trostell (02/10/2015) [-]
There actually is an image floating around where you can see the ricochet scratches all over the front of the tank, and some of them line up so that it looks like a shell bounced off the gun, onto the hull, back into the gun, and then into the turret ring itself.
#153 - AllYourBase (02/10/2015) [-]
I'm not sure, but this might be what you're thinking of. The two in green were the shot that disabled the turret ring. The two in red are much more likely to be incidental shrapnel damage from the third shot.
User avatar #154 - trostell (02/10/2015) [-]
It's still quite an impressive thing to look at, knowing the British were throwing small anti-aircraft shells at the scariest tank ever made, and somehow managed to render it combat ineffective. Then they went and stole it, because Commonwealth forces don't give a shit. The only A7V to survive World War 1 is currently in...Australia, I think? Or did they move it back to New Zealand?

Anyways, during WW1, a small squad of ANZACs saw the abandoned A7V in no-mans-land, so they snuck out at night, and dragged the disabled vehicle over their lines, just to go "Nyeh nyeh look what we took!"
User avatar #155 - AllYourBase (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, Mephisto is its name, and it's going to be back in Queensland sometime this year.
User avatar #156 - trostell (02/10/2015) [-]
It was nice talking to someone who knows a thing or two about tanks for a change. Where I live most people couldn't tell you the difference between a breech and a brake.
User avatar #157 - AllYourBase (02/10/2015) [-]
Same thing here. Most of the people I talk to on a regular basis don't give two shits about modern tanks, let alone tanks from previous eras.
#139 - AllYourBase (02/10/2015) [-]
>>#106,
LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. YOU STARTED THIS.
#108 - Yeah, the KV-2 is scary, if you're using a low-velocity 5cm or… 02/08/2015 on Noob +1
#99 - INB4 some people watched it for the tanks, because it's the on… 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
#98 - I am conflicted by this. 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
#97 - Maybe because she's sitting on the ass-end of the turret, or a… 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
#96 - Just watch it like you'd watch a sports anime, where the sport…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
User avatar #132 - magictheg (02/09/2015) [-]
I understand why Sensha-do can't be a thing, but I want it to be so bad.
10/10 would Command M26 Pershing or Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf. B
#135 - AllYourBase (02/09/2015) [-]
>Implying you could get into a school that could afford a Tiger B.
>Implying the Pershing would be allowed to be used in combat (It might be too recent to qualify to be used in Sensha-do. There are specific rules about that, but I can't remember)
>Implying you could do well enough to actually be promoted to a tank commander
User avatar #140 - magictheg (02/10/2015) [-]
>Implying I was being completely serious.
>No public and most private schools couldn't afford a tank any way, let alone 4+
>all muh vidya gaem experience has prepared me for command
>Rule 3-01
The only vehicles allowed to participate are the following :
Vehicles whose design was completed before August 15, 1945
Pershing was produced from 1944-1945 Saw combat near the end of the war.
(for the sake of space I have omitted the rest of the rule. lol)(sauce: gup.wikia.com/wiki/Rules_of_Sensha-do

>Implying any of this actually matters.
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#142 - AllYourBase (02/10/2015) [-]
Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't most of the schools that compete in Sensha-do on giant, government-funded floating cities? I'd imagine that's the only realistic way that a school would be able to obtain tanks, as military surplus from world governments, which would also explain the fairly specific rules in place for vehicle qualification. (Plot Spoilers) Isn't the threat of losing their funding and being closed down the entire motivation for Oorari to win the tournament?

Also, That wiki, fucking awesome, thanks for that.
User avatar #143 - magictheg (02/10/2015) [-]
Public schools are government funded(lol) so I don't really see how that affects anything.
Its been a while since I watched GUP.

You're welcome.
User avatar #144 - AllYourBase (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, yeah, but I feel like there's a difference between a public school, and a school on a giant, floating, government-owned ship. Just maybe.
User avatar #145 - magictheg (02/10/2015) [-]
Sure, but I feel like most of the funding would go to making sure the damn thing doesn't sink.
User avatar #146 - AllYourBase (02/10/2015) [-]
A good chunk of it, probably.
User avatar #141 - magictheg (02/10/2015) [-]
whoops
Public Schools and Most private schools couldn't afford a single tank let alone 4+*
I should proof-read.
User avatar #100 - undeadmaus (02/08/2015) [-]
I just can't handle all the moe. It's too fucking annoying
#95 - While that's true, I didn't really consider the KV-2 as a real…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob +1
User avatar #105 - trostell (02/08/2015) [-]
However, the Germans fighting the KV-2 were terrified of the massive box turret's signature silouhette because, when it was used, the Germans had nothing to fight it with, so it could sit there, menacingly, and shell away with impunity as the 5cm and low-velocity 7.5cm guns bounced harmlessly off of the KV-2's armor, which is thicker than you might think.
User avatar #108 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, the KV-2 is scary, if you're using a low-velocity 5cm or 7.5cm gun, like what you'd find on Panzer IIIs and Panzer IVs before the F2, but both the Tiger I and II are equipped with high-velocity 8.8cm guns, the PaK 36 L/56 and the PaK 43 L/71 respectively, which are more than capable of actually punching straight through the turret of the KV-2 (which isn't exactly optimal, but it's better than a non-pen.
#56 - Yeah, i know how to measure the length of the barrel. I had a … 02/08/2015 on Noob +1
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User avatar #80 - trostell (02/08/2015) [-]
It's been so long since I watched it I forgot they converted most of their German tanks to later designs, and the Lee and Grant variants are similar enough to be confused through a foggy memory.

Though how they managed to convert the Panzer 38(t) to a Jagdpanzer 38(t) is beyond me, as it was only built on the same frame, not the same hull as the various models of Panzer IV were, even including the various anti-aircraft versions.

It would also have required them to fit a system to remotely operate the MG34 or MG42 mounted on top of the vehicle, and fit the gun into the already small frame.
#48 - This ******* guy, though. He didn't even take the time … 02/08/2015 on Noob +2
#47 - My image is also a Tiger II, genius. The full name of the Tige…  [+] (22 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
User avatar #110 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Don't forget the (H) in there.
User avatar #111 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
What do you mean by that?
User avatar #112 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf. B (H) to inform about the Henschel turret as opposed to Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausf. B (P) with the Porsche turret.
#114 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
That seems a little nitpicky. Only a handful of Tiger IIs were deployed with the prototype Krupp turret, only about 50 or so out of the almost 500. You're not wrong, but it just seems a little unnecessary.
#115 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I know.

But we're talking German tanks.

Nitpicking was their tank doctrine.
User avatar #116 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Btw, the "Porsche" turret wasn't designed by Porsche at all. Even the Porsche Tiger (VK4501) didn't use the turret (which is where the misconception comes from,) as it used a turret very similar to the one that was mounted on the Tiger I, in terms of shape and composition.

All that said, I suppose you're right (about the nitpicking thing,) seeing as the original inventory number for the Tiger I was SdKfz 182, and it was the Pz.Kpfw VI Tiger Ausf. H, then they changed the inventory number to SdKfz 181, redesignated it the Pz.Kpfw VI Tiger Ausf. E, gave 182 to the Tiger II, and named that Pz.Kpfw VI Tiger Ausf. B, which eventually was truncated to Pz.Kpfw Tiger Ausf. B
#117 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I have heard something about the first part.

But on your second part, haven't heard of. Well done friend.
So how are ya?
#118 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Fine, I suppose, Recently watched NGE + End of Evangelion, so that was... uh... "fun." I wasn't impressed with the made-for-TV ending, but the movie tied it up pretty well.
User avatar #119 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Never watched either.
#120 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It starts off as a pretty good, but somewhat predictable mecha, but then, as my friend so eloquently put it, "the series is bad ass until it took it's little off the rails," "oh it goes so fucking far off the rails" The movie is the original Episodes 25 and 26, Gainax had to do alternate episodes for the TV release, and they kind of sucked. They were 2deep4me bullshit, and there was no awesome fighting. The movie (true ending) still has some of the 2deep4me, but it also has EVA-01 and EVA-02 doing fucking work, so, worth.
User avatar #121 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I see.

I don't like mechas though...
#122 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
I didn't either. The only mecha I had watched prior to NGE was TTGL. That said, aside from the last two episodes of the TV release, I thoroughly enjoyed the series.
#123 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But... effort.
User avatar #126 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well, it's a classic. Like AKIRA, or Cowboy Bebop, something that every fan should watch at least once.
#130 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_%28film%29

It's a 1988 film, the animation is incredible, and it's acclaim is on par with many of Hayao Miyazaki's most famous films. It's about 2 hours long, and is among my favorite movies (in spite of the fact that I was born in the mid-90's.)
User avatar #127 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
I don't really care much for classics of any kind.

And I barely watch anime as is.
#128 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Well now you're just pulling out the cheap cards.

Just kidding, mostly, I'm just saying that it's a worthwhile watch.
User avatar #129 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
But I'm lazy and not interested in any of them and I don't know what AKIRA is.
#124 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
It really isn't that bad. A lot of people like to bitch about how Shinji is a whiny cunt, but from what I saw in the TV series + End of Evangelion, he's not actually that whiny at all.

(Btw, EVA-00 is the Prototype, EVA-01 is the Test Type, and EVAs-02 and on are the Production Models)
#125 - satrenkotheone (02/08/2015) [-]
Yes but... I really dislike mechas.
#55 - Ken M (02/08/2015) [-]
akshully, the cannon is the 8.8cm KwK 43 L/71. Same ammo as the L/47, but a much longer barrel (the L is the length, in calibers, of the barrel).
User avatar #56 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, i know how to measure the length of the barrel. I had a brainfart, from an earlier post, and mixed up the numbers. Thanks for that.
#45 - Protip: The bitch on the tank isn't Maho Nishizumi, it's Erika…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Noob +1
User avatar #94 - invaderfromthesea (02/08/2015) [-]
I was insulting Kuromorimine as whole, not just Maho or Erika.
I supported Pravda solely because voice actress of Katyusha.
Sometimes you have to ignore logic and facts for the sake of humor. Sorry
User avatar #81 - trostell (02/08/2015) [-]
We did see, in the background, the distinctive shape of the infamous KV-2 heavy siege tank, which, with high explosive shells, would be more than enough to utterly devastate a Tiger I, or even a later model Tiger II, as the quality of the armor was significantly reduced in later years as the quality of the metals decreased.
User avatar #95 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
While that's true, I didn't really consider the KV-2 as a realistic adversary at range, because of its relative inaccuracy, and it's laughably thin, and giant turret.
User avatar #105 - trostell (02/08/2015) [-]
However, the Germans fighting the KV-2 were terrified of the massive box turret's signature silouhette because, when it was used, the Germans had nothing to fight it with, so it could sit there, menacingly, and shell away with impunity as the 5cm and low-velocity 7.5cm guns bounced harmlessly off of the KV-2's armor, which is thicker than you might think.
User avatar #108 - AllYourBase (02/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, the KV-2 is scary, if you're using a low-velocity 5cm or 7.5cm gun, like what you'd find on Panzer IIIs and Panzer IVs before the F2, but both the Tiger I and II are equipped with high-velocity 8.8cm guns, the PaK 36 L/56 and the PaK 43 L/71 respectively, which are more than capable of actually punching straight through the turret of the KV-2 (which isn't exactly optimal, but it's better than a non-pen.
#42 - And what, exactly, is wrong with the Tiger II? Despite its des… 02/08/2015 on Noob +1
#41 - Probably not, and the suspension is probably shot, as well as … 02/08/2015 on Noob 0
#40 - >> #9 , Not to mention, the extra several tonnes of…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2015 on Noob +1
User avatar #92 - solidderking (02/08/2015) [-]
maybe her weight would even break the Fuel tanks, which could ignite the tank ( and her ass )

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User avatar #231 - dudewitharake (01/18/2015) [-]
not to be that guy, but wouldn't LSFW count as CP?
User avatar #232 to #231 - AllYourBase (01/18/2015) [-]
Nope. Both Kirino and Kyousuke are over the age of consent. Kuroneko and Ayase are the same age as Kirino, so the only thing that might be offputting is the incest taboo.
#233 to #232 - dudewitharake (01/18/2015) [-]
coolio, I know the nips like to draw their toongirls young so I didn't want you to be inadvertently bampersand.  stay classy  and I was never here
coolio, I know the nips like to draw their toongirls young so I didn't want you to be inadvertently bampersand. stay classy and I was never here
#234 to #233 - AllYourBase (01/18/2015) [-]
I love your colorful use of vocabulary, I hope you have a wonderful evening as well.
I love your colorful use of vocabulary, I hope you have a wonderful evening as well.
User avatar #215 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
We're still friends okay?
#216 to #215 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
What makes you say that?
#219 to #218 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, kinda bored and I saw a comment of yours so I decided to say hi.
#220 to #219 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Which comment was that?
#221 to #220 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
I.... don't remember.
#223 to #222 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
Please don't be mad at me...
Please don't be mad at me...
#224 to #223 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Not mad, just... surprised... yeah, surprised.
User avatar #225 to #224 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
But why tho?
#226 to #225 - AllYourBase (01/08/2015) [-]
Idk, I'd imagine it was one of my recent comments, and you have a browser history, or you have access to my comment history on my profile, is all.
User avatar #227 to #226 - satrenkotheone (01/08/2015) [-]
Too lazy.
#212 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
#213 to #212 - AllYourBase (01/04/2015) [-]
Thanks.
Thanks.
#214 to #213 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
you're welcome
you're welcome
User avatar #191 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Hey!
#199 to #198 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Heisenburger.
User avatar #174 - jinzedmzxa (10/26/2014) [-]
Hi.
#177 to #176 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
#178 to #177 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
We haven't.
Just felt like making new friends in here, new account and all.
#179 to #178 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I see. Well, welcome to the neighborhood. Or back, as the case may be.
#180 to #179 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Thank you.   
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
Thank you.
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
#181 to #180 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Nope. Sure haven't.
#182 to #181 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.    
   
So how are you?
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.

So how are you?
#183 to #182 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Fine. A little bored. I've got a bunch of games, and can't decide what to play, so i'm just ******* around here.
User avatar #184 to #183 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Ah, just play them all and stop once you get a bit bored.


Quick question, could I have your fj points?
#185 to #184 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It's finding a starting point that's proving to be a bastard.

wtf are fj points
User avatar #186 to #185 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Oh, well **** .

See the thing below total comments made? Those.
#187 to #186 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
If i hadn't burned myself out on it, i'd be playing World of Tanks.

I found them before you replied. WTF are they representative of?
User avatar #188 to #187 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I have never played that, I don't see myself getting into it.

1 thumb you get on comment or picture= one fj point, they're used mostly on items.
User avatar #189 to #188 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It was more "I like tanks. Oh, hey, look a manga about them. Huh, there's a few chapters that are companions to a game? Better go ******* play it!"

And what, exactly, are items good for?
User avatar #190 to #189 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way, it sounds nice.

Nothing, just a game you could play on this site.
User avatar #169 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Never heard of berserk you cunt?
#170 to #169 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Hi, nice to meet you too, and you are...?
#171 to #170 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to you then but I can now.
#172 to #171 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Nope, sure haven't.
User avatar #150 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #152 to #151 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#153 to #152 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
No, i'm Allyourbase.   
   
Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
No, i'm Allyourbase.

Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
#154 to #153 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
A what now?

Can you murder me please?
#155 to #154 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Aelytah. A bastardization of Aelita, the first name of Aelita Schaeffer (pseudonym Aelita Stones) from Code Lyoko.

Not legally.
User avatar #156 to #155 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Never watched it.

Sucks.
#157 to #156 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
It's like Anime, but the French made it. It was on Cartoon Network several years ago.

Not really. I wouldn't kill you even if I could.
User avatar #158 to #157 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Live in Norway so yeah.

Why not?
#159 to #158 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'd obsess over it, I have a guilty conscience

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #160 to #159 - satrenkotheone (09/17/2014) [-]
Fine then.
#161 to #160 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
#163 to #162 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
I was looking for a .gif that was on a comment I remembered replying to. (i later realized that it was posted in **** , and therefore won't show up on my comment history. Balls.) And whillist doing so, i got bored and curious, and wanted to see how far back i could go. The me in the present finds who i was in 2010 abhorently annoying.
User avatar #164 to #163 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah... same.

Though me in the present suck too...
#165 to #164 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Now now, self loathing is hardly productive.

I recently decided I should have a folder. A peculiar folder. Titled simply: "Barf"

This is the result.
User avatar #166 to #165 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
Can't help it.

Gross.
#167 to #166 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
That's a pity.   
   
Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.   
   
a sample from the latter of the two.
That's a pity.

Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.

a sample from the latter of the two.
User avatar #168 to #167 - satrenkotheone (09/18/2014) [-]
I guess.

Okay.
#148 - shantae (07/22/2014) [-]
AllYourBase are belong to shantae
#149 to #148 - AllYourBase (07/22/2014) [-]
I think I'm just fine with that.
I think I'm just fine with that.
User avatar #143 - satrenkotheone (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#139 to #138 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
You... There's something wrong with you.
#141 to #140 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
That reminds me...   
L8r Nerd.
That reminds me...
L8r Nerd.
#147 to #146 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #106 - satrenkotheone (04/14/2014) [-]
Comt
#107 to #106 - AllYourBase (06/30/2014) [-]
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio   
   
I got to ride inside of a UH-1.   
   
It was incredible.
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio

I got to ride inside of a UH-1.

It was incredible.
User avatar #108 to #107 - satrenkotheone (07/01/2014) [-]
Did ya meet Jingles?
#109 to #108 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I did not. Was he there?
User avatar #111 to #109 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Yep, ya dun goof'd
User avatar #112 to #111 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, I hadn't even the faintest clue that he had been there. And I got to ride in a helicopter. So I guess it all works out.
User avatar #113 to #112 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Cool.

I have done nothing interesting.
#114 to #113 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, since coming back from Ohio, the only thing I've done aside from play spore is I marathoned Angel Beats! again.
User avatar #115 to #114 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Hmm....

I've been incredibly bored for some time.
#116 to #115 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
You buy anything from the Steam Summer Sale?
Pic Unrelated.
User avatar #117 to #116 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
A few games, yeah.
#118 to #117 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Such as...?
Such as...?
User avatar #119 to #118 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Banished
#120 to #119 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I got Spore, Bastion, The Stanley Parable, and a few others.

MF every night.
User avatar #121 to #120 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Hah, I got a few others but forgot. Not on my main computer since I'm not home.
#122 to #121 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Where are you? On vacation somewhere? Or at work?
User avatar #123 to #122 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
Visiting my hometown for a few days.

Dat seducing stare
#124 to #123 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Got some family you're visiting over the summer, I take it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
My fosterparents, going back home this weekend probably. Trying to find my own place to live and all that stuff.

Why would I run?
#126 to #125 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Trying to decide if you want to live where you are now, or in your hometown? I recently moved to a town where I have literally half my family, and everyone recognizes me, and I have no ******* clue who most of them are.

This is why
User avatar #127 to #126 - satrenkotheone (07/02/2014) [-]
I moved in with my mother because my fosterparents have sold this house so they're moving soon. I'm considering moving to a larger city down south or just somewhere more populated and close to the central areas so I don't have to drive all the time to get around.

I'm okay with that.
#110 to #109 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
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