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#41 - Picture 18 hours ago on No homo +3
#212 - ************ YOGURT BITCHES! 18 hours ago on Yogurt +3
#44 - Glad I could help. 19 hours ago on Disgusting 0
#42 - The *she* in question is Samus Aran from the Metroid franchise…  [+] (2 new replies) 19 hours ago on Disgusting 0
#43 - rebaj (19 hours ago) [-]
ooohhh. I'm....very impressed.
#44 - AllYourBase (19 hours ago) [-]
Glad I could help.
#23 - Got the collector's bundle for $7.99. A ******* s… 12/19/2014 on mfw Steam Sale tomorrow +1
#128 - The Outer Space Treaty only prohibits weapons of mass destruct… 12/19/2014 on You see, Vladimir 0
#120 - Well, for one, it's only geostationary while it's deorbiting a…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2014 on You see, Vladimir 0
User avatar #121 - jdrinfantry (12/19/2014) [-]
Well, during the Reagan administration they worked on such weapons, but they say they halted it due to the Outer Space Treaty.

It might be out there already.
#128 - AllYourBase (12/19/2014) [-]
The Outer Space Treaty only prohibits weapons of mass destruction. The definition of Weapons of Mass Destruction happens to be Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical weapons. Meaning that we can't put a Nuke, a VX, or a Smallpox weapon in space, but we can certainly put conventional weapons, such as kinetic, or explosive weapons, into space.
#113 - To be perfectly honest, I feel like it's easier to hide a sate…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2014 on You see, Vladimir +1
User avatar #119 - jdrinfantry (12/19/2014) [-]
Well lets say it's in geostationary orbit, like most satellites it's still 35,000 km's from Earth which means it's a relatively long deployment time compared to SLBMs or even ICBMs as an ICBM is defined by 5,500 km's or greater range.
User avatar #120 - AllYourBase (12/19/2014) [-]
Well, for one, it's only geostationary while it's deorbiting a projectile. For another, a projectile from an kinetic bombardment platform gets a little push, and just keeps falling, picking up speed as it comes closer to the planet (theoretically reaching speeds in excess of mach 10) whereas a surface-launched ICBM with MIRVs has to reach orbit, then target and deorbit its individual projectiles. A shot from an orbital platform has a delivery time of about 15 minutes. An ICBM has a slightly longer travel time, 20-30 minutes.
User avatar #121 - jdrinfantry (12/19/2014) [-]
Well, during the Reagan administration they worked on such weapons, but they say they halted it due to the Outer Space Treaty.

It might be out there already.
#128 - AllYourBase (12/19/2014) [-]
The Outer Space Treaty only prohibits weapons of mass destruction. The definition of Weapons of Mass Destruction happens to be Nuclear, Biological, and Chemical weapons. Meaning that we can't put a Nuke, a VX, or a Smallpox weapon in space, but we can certainly put conventional weapons, such as kinetic, or explosive weapons, into space.
#20 - You heartless bastard. 12/19/2014 on Whut eva +1
#17 - MFW I'm mad that it's a repost, but I'm still trying not to la…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2014 on old buttgold +4
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User avatar #34 - wolfenbanes (12/19/2014) [-]
OKay, I can not find the source of this pic anywhere.

What anime is this from?
#24 - emiyashirou (12/19/2014) [-]
Chairs?

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User avatar #191 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Hey!
#199 to #198 - valax (12/19/2014) [-]
Heisenburger.
User avatar #174 - jinzedmzxa (10/26/2014) [-]
Hi.
#177 to #176 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
I don't think we've met. Is there something you needed?
#178 to #177 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
We haven't.
Just felt like making new friends in here, new account and all.
#179 to #178 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
I see. Well, welcome to the neighborhood. Or back, as the case may be.
#180 to #179 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Thank you.   
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
Thank you.
I've been around here, had other accounts like iori and hornack, you might've heard of them, maybe not.
#181 to #180 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Nope. Sure haven't.
#182 to #181 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.    
   
So how are you?
I used to be a mod and top poster for a few, eh. Don't really care, new start after all.

So how are you?
#183 to #182 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
Fine. A little bored. I've got a bunch of games, and can't decide what to play, so i'm just ******* around here.
User avatar #184 to #183 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Ah, just play them all and stop once you get a bit bored.


Quick question, could I have your fj points?
#185 to #184 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It's finding a starting point that's proving to be a bastard.

wtf are fj points
User avatar #186 to #185 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Oh, well **** .

See the thing below total comments made? Those.
#187 to #186 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
If i hadn't burned myself out on it, i'd be playing World of Tanks.

I found them before you replied. WTF are they representative of?
User avatar #188 to #187 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
I have never played that, I don't see myself getting into it.

1 thumb you get on comment or picture= one fj point, they're used mostly on items.
User avatar #189 to #188 - AllYourBase (10/27/2014) [-]
It was more "I like tanks. Oh, hey, look a manga about them. Huh, there's a few chapters that are companions to a game? Better go ******* play it!"

And what, exactly, are items good for?
User avatar #190 to #189 - jinzedmzxa (10/27/2014) [-]
Well when you put it that way, it sounds nice.

Nothing, just a game you could play on this site.
User avatar #169 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Never heard of berserk you cunt?
#170 to #169 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Hi, nice to meet you too, and you are...?
#171 to #170 - zetsuboukamina (10/24/2014) [-]
Couldn't respond to you then but I can now.
#172 to #171 - AllYourBase (10/24/2014) [-]
Nope, sure haven't.
User avatar #150 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #152 to #151 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#153 to #152 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
No, i'm Allyourbase.   
   
Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
No, i'm Allyourbase.

Or Aelytah, depending on who you ask.
#154 to #153 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
A what now?

Can you murder me please?
#155 to #154 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Aelytah. A bastardization of Aelita, the first name of Aelita Schaeffer (pseudonym Aelita Stones) from Code Lyoko.

Not legally.
User avatar #156 to #155 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Never watched it.

Sucks.
#157 to #156 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
It's like Anime, but the French made it. It was on Cartoon Network several years ago.

Not really. I wouldn't kill you even if I could.
User avatar #158 to #157 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Live in Norway so yeah.

Why not?
#159 to #158 - AllYourBase (09/17/2014) [-]
Fair enough.

I'd obsess over it, I have a guilty conscience

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #160 to #159 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/17/2014) [-]
Fine then.
#161 to #160 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
Jesus Christ. Looking back through my 159 pages of past comments, dating back to 2010, i was an insufferable cunt.
User avatar #162 to #161 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
What?
#163 to #162 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
I was looking for a .gif that was on a comment I remembered replying to. (i later realized that it was posted in **** , and therefore won't show up on my comment history. Balls.) And whillist doing so, i got bored and curious, and wanted to see how far back i could go. The me in the present finds who i was in 2010 abhorently annoying.
User avatar #164 to #163 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Yeah... same.

Though me in the present suck too...
#165 to #164 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
Now now, self loathing is hardly productive.

I recently decided I should have a folder. A peculiar folder. Titled simply: "Barf"

This is the result.
User avatar #166 to #165 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
Can't help it.

Gross.
#167 to #166 - AllYourBase (09/18/2014) [-]
That's a pity.   
   
Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.   
   
a sample from the latter of the two.
That's a pity.

Indeed. But I also now have a "dance" folder, as well as a "woop woop" folder.

a sample from the latter of the two.
User avatar #168 to #167 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/18/2014) [-]
I guess.

Okay.
#148 - shantae (07/22/2014) [-]
AllYourBase are belong to shantae
#149 to #148 - AllYourBase (07/22/2014) [-]
I think I'm just fine with that.
I think I'm just fine with that.
User avatar #143 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/04/2014) [-]
Are you Northernlion?
#139 to #138 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
You... There's something wrong with you.
#141 to #140 - AllYourBase (07/04/2014) [-]
That reminds me...   
L8r Nerd.
That reminds me...
L8r Nerd.
#147 to #146 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (07/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #106 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (04/14/2014) [-]
Comt
#107 to #106 - AllYourBase (06/30/2014) [-]
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio   
   
I got to ride inside of a UH-1.   
   
It was incredible.
Guten Tag. Just got back from the Vectren Dayton Air Show in Ohio

I got to ride inside of a UH-1.

It was incredible.
User avatar #108 to #107 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Did ya meet Jingles?
#109 to #108 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I did not. Was he there?
User avatar #111 to #109 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Yep, ya dun goof'd
User avatar #112 to #111 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, I hadn't even the faintest clue that he had been there. And I got to ride in a helicopter. So I guess it all works out.
User avatar #113 to #112 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Cool.

I have done nothing interesting.
#114 to #113 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Well, since coming back from Ohio, the only thing I've done aside from play spore is I marathoned Angel Beats! again.
User avatar #115 to #114 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hmm....

I've been incredibly bored for some time.
#116 to #115 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
You buy anything from the Steam Summer Sale?
Pic Unrelated.
User avatar #117 to #116 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
A few games, yeah.
#118 to #117 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Such as...?
Such as...?
User avatar #119 to #118 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Banished
#120 to #119 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
I got Spore, Bastion, The Stanley Parable, and a few others.

MF every night.
User avatar #121 to #120 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Hah, I got a few others but forgot. Not on my main computer since I'm not home.
#122 to #121 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Where are you? On vacation somewhere? Or at work?
User avatar #123 to #122 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
Visiting my hometown for a few days.

Dat seducing stare
#124 to #123 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Got some family you're visiting over the summer, I take it?
User avatar #125 to #124 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
My fosterparents, going back home this weekend probably. Trying to find my own place to live and all that stuff.

Why would I run?
#126 to #125 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
Trying to decide if you want to live where you are now, or in your hometown? I recently moved to a town where I have literally half my family, and everyone recognizes me, and I have no ******* clue who most of them are.

This is why
User avatar #127 to #126 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (07/02/2014) [-]
I moved in with my mother because my fosterparents have sold this house so they're moving soon. I'm considering moving to a larger city down south or just somewhere more populated and close to the central areas so I don't have to drive all the time to get around.

I'm okay with that.
#110 to #109 - AllYourBase (07/02/2014) [-]
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
According to his FB page, he was. I guess I missed him.
#105 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/03/2014) [-]
Ohey.
User avatar #104 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Longer time even less see.
User avatar #103 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
Long time no see.
#82 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Konnichiwa.
User avatar #84 to #83 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Sup?
User avatar #85 to #84 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
Nothing much, but I note that your avatar looks different.
#87 to #86 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm still only on episode 18. Can't seem to want to watch it, even though I want to watch it, I can't be arsed to actually do it.
I'm still only on episode 18. Can't seem to want to watch it, even though I want to watch it, I can't be arsed to actually do it.
#88 to #87 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Oh alright.   
   
Had my first Japanese course today.
Oh alright.

Had my first Japanese course today.
#89 to #88 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
I'm assuming that's why you greeted me the way you did.    
   
That looks like it's from wakfu
I'm assuming that's why you greeted me the way you did.

That looks like it's from wakfu
#90 to #89 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Hai.

Hai.
#91 to #90 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
All I know about Wakfu is the name, and what the characters and art style look like.
All I know about Wakfu is the name, and what the characters and art style look like.
#92 to #91 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Yeah.

It's pretty good though.
#93 to #92 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
I find myself questioning the physics surrounding that garnment.   
   
Pic mostly unrelated, it's the only Wakfu reaction I have.
I find myself questioning the physics surrounding that garnment.

Pic mostly unrelated, it's the only Wakfu reaction I have.
#94 to #93 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
Understandable.


That's not from Wakfu.....but the porn made of it by zone.
#95 to #94 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
Well, it portrays a character that is easily recognizable as originally being from Wakfu, so I feel it counts.   
   
I know, I've seen it.
Well, it portrays a character that is easily recognizable as originally being from Wakfu, so I feel it counts.

I know, I've seen it.
#96 to #95 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
It was pretty good.
It was pretty good.
#97 to #96 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
Some of these faces are so... conniving. Not quite intimidating, but... Offputting.
Some of these faces are so... conniving. Not quite intimidating, but... Offputting.
#98 to #97 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
No way!
#99 to #98 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
Alright, that one is just hilarious.
Alright, that one is just hilarious.
#100 to #99 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
One of my favourite pics actually.
One of my favourite pics actually.
#101 to #100 - AllYourBase (09/30/2013) [-]
If I had to pick a favorite pic, it would probably be this one, simply because I use it a lot.
If I had to pick a favorite pic, it would probably be this one, simply because I use it a lot.
User avatar #102 to #101 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (09/30/2013) [-]
I don't have ONE favourite.
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