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Alexmario Avatar Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Gender: male
Age: 24
Facebook Profile: TeleportationIsAllIKnow
Youtube Channel: AlextheCube
Steam Profile: Alexmario2299
Consoles Owned: Xbox360, Wii, PC
Video Games Played: Black Ops 2, Pokemon, MW3, Black Ops, Portal 2, TF2, LoL, Katawa Shoujo, Minecraft
X-box Gamertag: Wicked oD
PSN: AlextheCube / StyrofoamSniper
Interests: Ass, Sniper Rifles, Games, Cubes, Turtles, Pizza
Date Signed Up:7/08/2009
Last Login:11/16/2014
Location:My Imagination
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 4795 total,  5621 ,  826
Comment Thumbs: 3460 total,  4511 ,  1051
Content Level Progress: 95% (95/100)
Level 147 Content: Faptastic → Level 148 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 54% (54/100)
Level 234 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 235 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:5
Content Views:157424
Times Content Favorited:290 times
Total Comments Made:3507
FJ Points:1548
Favorite Tags: lol (6) | game (4) | the (4) | The Game (4) | k (2)
TM87, AYE I GOT SWAGGER

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    priorities bitch priorities bitch
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    Morbid Thoughts Morbid Thoughts
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    Cows Cows
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    Sexy Dancing Code Sexy Dancing Code
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#758 - remember me that guy who dosent use funnyjunk anymore …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2014 on hieronymous's profile 0
User avatar #836 - shadowrated (06/11/2014) [-]
you probably grab mens thighs and shove objects directly up my anus
#709 - hello  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on hieronymous's profile 0
User avatar #710 - hieronymous (02/18/2014) [-]
ayy
#815365 - I gotta agree. 11/07/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#814379 - i feel so... blind 11/05/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
#814370 - mfw i just now ******* realized that TTGL's four …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/05/2013 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #814401 - nigeltheoutlaw (11/05/2013) [-]
You're so scientific.
User avatar #814390 - alleksi (11/05/2013) [-]
I can't even remember their names to be honest.
User avatar #814407 - yusay (11/05/2013) [-]
I was honestly surprised to hear they had names.
User avatar #814387 - yusay (11/05/2013) [-]
I think Lord Genome could be something too, but I just can't tell. Gainax is very subtle with these sorts of thing.
User avatar #814386 - redclover (11/05/2013) [-]
yes.
dna thingys.
User avatar #814377 - lawuser (11/05/2013) [-]
It's been a great asset in biology class ever since.
User avatar #814379 - Alexmario (11/05/2013) [-]
i feel so... blind
#1272 - Comment deleted 09/27/2013 on Pretty Dope Roll Comp 0
#1524 - omg ded y u die now i die 09/26/2013 on blackofficechair's profile 0
#35 - Picture 09/23/2013 on Age is just a number +2
#30 - **Alexmario rolls 83** age of virginity loss  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Age is just a number +17
User avatar #34 - mlpokeyuan (09/23/2013) [-]
what was it like being a wizard?
#35 - Alexmario (09/23/2013) [-]
#22 - if anybody somehow recognizes that porn video ill take it beca…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Looks like he is winning +14
User avatar #45 - angelooo (09/23/2013) [-]
paulina james is the actress, that is all
#27 - bummerdrummer (09/23/2013) [-]
not sure if joking or thats an actual fetish

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#556 - hieronymous ONLINE (01/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #502 - Alexmario (11/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #500 - Alexmario (11/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #490 - Alexmario (11/17/2012) [-]
Well well well.... It seems as though you have once again, despite your best efforts, become a pawn in one of my rather elaborate ruses, and it seems the end result of said ruse has left your state of being of a lesser quality than before you were dealt the card hidden up my sleeve, while being none the wiser! And yes, while it is true that you will eventually recover from this recent turn of events, it remains unclear whether or not your social status on this website will remain at its current level, or if it will take a turn for the worst! After all is said and done, at the end of the day, you will have to accept the fact that you got the short end of the deal! I Hold no remorse or regret, for I am and always shall be....A MASTER RUSEMAN!
User avatar #163 - Alexmario (09/30/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
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