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Age: 22
Date Signed Up:4/04/2010
Last Login:10/24/2014
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Comment Ranking:#627
Highest Content Rank:#1237
Highest Comment Rank:#203
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Comment Thumbs: 38243 total,  40496 ,  2253
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Level 336 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 337 Comments: Practically Famous
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Content Views:196637
Times Content Favorited:246 times
Total Comments Made:5118
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    The best way to tie a tie The best way to tie a tie
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    Installing hardware Installing hardware
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    Racist Guardsmen Racist Guardsmen
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    Easter egg Easter egg
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    Awesome Squirrel Awesome Squirrel
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    Alchohol and technology don't mix Alchohol and technology don't mix
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    Circle of Protection: Sheep Circle of Protection: Sheep
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    Japanese baby bear. Japanese baby bear.
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    dog dream dog dream

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#6 - Picture 2 hours ago on Cool 2 0
#1 - It's much harder to shove food through a penis.  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Thats a Penis 4 +6
#2 - goddamnfudgesicles (1 hour ago) [-]
#4 - Picture 3 hours ago on Demand to see life's manager 0
#3 - Picture 17 hours ago on Canada Shooting 0
#13 - ********* in 3... 2... 1... 17 hours ago on So cute +1
#4 - I will never not stop to watch this.  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on The rise of butts due to... +1
User avatar #6 - icewraith (15 hours ago) [-]
Fuck off with your tumblr comments
#6 - Picture 18 hours ago on Neat 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on Ah yes, the majestic Calf... +70
User avatar #17 - qosfortyone (7 hours ago) [-]
i feel like I know this artist art style but I'm not sure


source please to confirm suspicion and get back on the web comics
User avatar #19 - hyuk (7 hours ago) [-]
Gunnerkrigg Court. Nice art, plot and characters are really good. For webcomic standards though, which means it's actually pretty meh. Worth the read if you're into convoluted plots that don't go anywhere.

Also yuri.
User avatar #32 - qosfortyone (5 hours ago) [-]
yes i knew i knew it
time for catching up
#20 - "Vhet zee foock deed yuoo joost foockeeng sey ebuoot me-a…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Two Chefs +18
#21 - scootabot (18 hours ago) [-]
"They let you into the Navy Seals? What, did you kill the Al Qaeda with your cooking? Because it's fucking horrendous. I wouldn't let you serve your food to death-row inmates; I wouldn't wish a person's potential last meal to be the fucking slop you blow out of your ass."
#15 - I too liked Chapter. I also thought that Protagonist was very cool.  [+] (12 new replies) 19 hours ago on Title +10
User avatar #16 - thingexplain (19 hours ago) [-]
Love Interest was underdeveloped, but still interesting.
User avatar #17 - EnergizierAnon (18 hours ago) [-]
Plot was pretty straight forward. Ended on a great cliffhanger. Can't wait for the second one, Book 2.
#18 - custydustbunny (17 hours ago) [-]
Climax had to be the most interesting part though, in my opinion.
User avatar #19 - EnergizierAnon (17 hours ago) [-]
I was sad when Character 4 died from *common death*, He/she was my favorite one.

How much longer could this joke continue?
#20 - custydustbunny (17 hours ago) [-]
Antagonist was incredibly well written, however. He was my favourite

Until we are all out of literary devices and terms.
User avatar #21 - EnergizierAnon (17 hours ago) [-]
I hear in Book 2, they clone Antagonist and he is a good guy that helps fight another antagonist.

hehe, Terminator 2. also, i think i'm out of literary devices.
#23 - custydustbunny (17 hours ago) [-]
Well, Antagonist does follow the archetype of hubris, thus disabling him from making rational decisions, affecting his ability to overcome Protagonist.

Archetype is pretty much the theme a character follows and hubris means extreme confidence. Yeah I'm also done. gg tho.
#35 - lefiddlesticks (13 hours ago) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** I thought Joke was good, but everybody tried to tag along and ruin it.
#54 - fekke (8 hours ago) [-]
**fekke rolled image** Ooh, bad rool buddy.
#57 - lefiddlesticks (8 hours ago) [-]
**lefiddlesticks rolled image** fekke off
User avatar #27 - vortexrain (16 hours ago) [-]
I thought hubris was pride.
#30 - custydustbunny (15 hours ago) [-]
Pride and over self-confidence to be exact. Macbeth also suffered from hubris.
We just added on the hubris to this fictitious story for lels

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User avatar #5 - iedd (06/21/2014) [-]
such a nice name
User avatar #4 - ied (10/07/2013) [-]
Thanks babe
Nice name too
User avatar #1 - fukkenname (04/07/2013) [-]
Can i ask why your name is blue?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Alchemyst (04/07/2013) [-]
I think because of how long I've been a member.
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