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Alchemyst

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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:4/04/2010
Last Login:7/28/2016
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#15 - Picture 8 hours ago on Tank Feels +4
#9 - Picture 8 hours ago on Every match I get in +1
#9 - How hilarious, the egg has broken. 8 hours ago on Gentle Hands +6
#31 - Picture 9 hours ago on Poetry +8
#21 - Actually, the knife injects immensely pressurized gas into wha…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2016 on Sharks +1
#22 - Stevethewizard (22 hours ago) [-]
Wow. I made a stupid joke, and you actually bothered to explain what the real reason for them was.
I'm kind of impressed.
#15 - Or a really good knife.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/26/2016 on Sharks +3
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#19 - chaossniper (07/26/2016) [-]
why the co2 cartridges?
#20 - Stevethewizard (07/26/2016) [-]
It's a gas-operated submachine knife. The CO2 is used to automate the advancement between rounds, which greatly increases the knife's potential rate of fire.
#21 - Alchemyst (07/27/2016) [-]
Actually, the knife injects immensely pressurized gas into whatever you stab with it, rupturing flesh and organs and freezing the surrounding tissue. The canisters just hold the pressurized gas itself.
#22 - Stevethewizard (22 hours ago) [-]
Wow. I made a stupid joke, and you actually bothered to explain what the real reason for them was.
I'm kind of impressed.
#72 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/23/2016 on *Inception noise* +39
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#89 - mrsixinch (07/23/2016) [-]
I hate what Sega has done to Knuckles's character over the years. What happened to the fearless guardian of the Master Emerald?
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#95 - gentlemanofbacon (07/23/2016) [-]
He spends his day being a hunk that is unable to read
#54 - In OPM, 10% of the budget went to Saitama's bald head. 07/22/2016 on Anime budgets 0
#49 - Picture 07/19/2016 on TUMBLR AND 4CHAN +3
#5 - Picture 07/18/2016 on Look at this little fucker +3