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#23 - Mostly cause it's popular to hate them. They're like the joshl… 12/16/2014 on Too Soon? +3
#259 - Fair point. If not the government, some other kind of corporat…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2014 on Choice game 0
User avatar #264 - zomitlu (12/14/2014) [-]
The only ones worth considering are red and yellow anyway
#257 - If your phasing runs out, yes. Otherwise you'd be phased until… 12/14/2014 on Choice game 0
#245 - Red Temptation for rape / perving too strong. Blu…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Choice game 0
User avatar #255 - hackmon (12/14/2014) [-]
"stuck in molten core til death"

implying it wouldn't be instantenous
#257 - Aftershock (12/14/2014) [-]
If your phasing runs out, yes. Otherwise you'd be phased until you suffocated.
User avatar #256 - hackmon (12/14/2014) [-]
herp derp instantaneous*
User avatar #253 - zomitlu (12/14/2014) [-]
Implying the government wouldn't capture and experiment/torture you to try and recreate these powers instead of letting you give people plane rides
#259 - Aftershock (12/14/2014) [-]
Fair point. If not the government, some other kind of corporation likely would. Gotta keep these powers on the down-low as much as possible. Your advantage in hiding it would be that no one would be looking forward or even believe it, unless there was irrefutable evidence.
User avatar #264 - zomitlu (12/14/2014) [-]
The only ones worth considering are red and yellow anyway
#27 - I nominate you for the temporary position of dmitryexplain. Wh…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Fucking Dmitry 0
User avatar #29 - lecorbi (12/14/2014) [-]
i think hes trying to make a 'give her the D' joke
give her the Dmitry
But thatd be absolutely fucking lame
User avatar #36 - predatorwolf (12/14/2014) [-]
Dmitry is a hentai artist.
User avatar #37 - lecorbi (12/14/2014) [-]
oh, that makes a lot more sense now

thanks
#28 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
a site that posts drawn pictures of futanari, or dickgirls.
#26 - Comment deleted 12/14/2014 on Fucking Dmitry 0
#402 - Yesterday, karate grading followed by party at a friends place… 12/13/2014 on whatcha up to tonight? 0
#45 - I know I'm not gay, cause I'm not attracted to dudes. On the o… 12/13/2014 on Abort the babies +2
#73 - But then we get into other morally grey areas. What about some…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on They could just fight among... 0
User avatar #75 - davidavidson (12/11/2014) [-]
You are a clump of rapidly dividing cells. The more you know.
#71 - Cheers mate, insults instead of bothering to actually discuss …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/11/2014 on They could just fight among... 0
User avatar #72 - davidavidson (12/11/2014) [-]
meh.. I'd say at the heart beat.
#73 - Aftershock (12/11/2014) [-]
But then we get into other morally grey areas. What about someone who is brain-dead (i.e. truly, utterly, irreversibly so)? They're a human life, yes, but sometimes it's considered acceptable to end their suffering because, for all intents and purposes, they aren't there. They're a sack of meat that uses up valuable time and resources while putting huge emotional strain on their loved ones.

I'd say someone who's brain-dead is a fair deal more human than a cluster of rapidly dividing cells with no discernible 'human' traits.
User avatar #75 - davidavidson (12/11/2014) [-]
You are a clump of rapidly dividing cells. The more you know.
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